Post by Jason Cashe on Jun 18, 2011 4:04:48 GMT -4
::Shane Borderland::
You sure people will fall for this?
A nice Sunny day in Houston, TX opens the scene. Jason Kash and Shane Borderland are walking down a single strip of road. A street that people use to cut their trip to I-10 in half and without having to stay on the main roads. Not everyone used this road but those that did were usually looking to take a quick route to get to the Highway. Kash stops and flicks a joint that has come to the end of its rope, it bounces off the concrete of the street. Kash looks both ways and then turns back and faces his partner.
::Jason Kash::
Of course this will work, they did it on Youtube...Where do you think I got the idea from? You want this side of the street or that side?
::Shane Borderland::
Doesn't matter, won't we feel stupid doing this man...Cause it feels stupid...
::Jason Kash::
You'll see!
Kash looks both ways and jogs across the street. He looks over a small patch of bushes and sees a car coming. He nods at Borderland and both of them get into the position like they are playing tug of war with a rope. The car comes driving around the corner and begins to slow down, see two people pulling a rope that really isn't even there. The car however does slow down and it creeps as the driver inside the car keeps arguing with themselves if there is a rope there at all.
You can see the stress in Kash's face as he sells the strain of pulling a rope but this rope is invisible. Borderland leans forward and pulls back again like he almost lost his grip. The Car stays sitting right in front of the rope and still doesn't see that there is nothing there preventing them from driving on. Finally Kash starts laughing, he can't help but to break character. The driver flips them off and drives on, bleeping his horn as he passes by. Kash jogs back over to Borderland still laughing. Borderland was more surprised at the driver's stupidity.
::Jason Kash::
See? That shit is funny, I'm really not surprise the common person falls for this prank though. Majority of people are fucking zombies...
::Shane Borderland::
I just dislike stupid people. Reminds me, you see my opponent for Asylum? Is that guy mental or what?
::Jason Kash::
Mental is a nice way to put it. You have a free pass to Test 4 The Best, you can rest knowing that shit! I'm craving my match like a big fucking steak for my last meal. I'm hungry and Rico Casteel is the special of the week.
::Shane Borderland::
So do you think Casteel has a picture of Jimmy Chambers in his bedroom with darts stuck in it? Like some angry man who is about the throw a fit because he couldn't get the job done? I bet he does, I bet he tried voodoo dolls and curses too...
::Jason Kash::
That's a possiblity for sure, I would guess that he wiped his eyes clear of all the tears and thinks his time is now...Boy is he fixing to find out different! Ohh, here comes another car!!
Kash hurries across the street and Borderland shakes his head, can't really believe he's still doing this but Kash is known to do weird shit at times and this was one of them. As the car creeped up they were already pulling the rope. The car stopped a little farther back then the first car. The driver opens the driver door and yells out but he's not speaking up enough for Kash or Borderland to hear him.
The guy gets out of the car completely and walks over to where Kash is and looks at the rope. Realizing that there isn't a rope, the guy just flops his hand, waving off Kash and walks back to his car. He gets in and drives through but the car behind him who watched him drive through pulls up and stops before the rope. Kash drops to the dried out grass field he is on and he's laughing. The car being driven by an elderly person still doesn't get whats going on but Borderland waves for them to drive on through. He has a slight laugh going as well.
Getting to his feet, Kash brushes off the dead grass that stuck to his clothes. He crosses the street after another car comes strolling by. Borderland and Kash begin walking down the side of the street. Their conversation fades off as they head down the street. Things don't fade into a new scene but just a different camera switches over the view and now you see in front of them as they walk along the side of the street back to where they had parked their rides. Kash riding his Can-Am Spider Motorcycle and Borderland with his truck, they both parked at the end of this street and make their way there as the conversation catches into the camera speakers.
::Jason Kash::
I say, I say....I want some chicken out of nowhere...Hmmm...
::Shane Borderland::
I'm down for some Waffels...They got a Rosco's Chicken & Waffels around here?
::Jason Kash::
We got a Popeyes with Biscuits. Chicken is amazing with syrup though! You know what else I'd like to dip into syrup? Roxy!
::Shane Borderland::
Yeah whats up with her man...Calling me Gay and shit! She not even your type man, I know your type. Kaylyn was your type and you left her hanging...
::Jason Kash::
Man...I don't know, Roxy has something about her. I want to rip off her clothes with my teeth and canvas her body with my tongue...Kaylyn was no different than any girl I can pluck off Miami Beach so you can have her. We can't let any female become a distraction though, this shit is real. We have to do OV regardless of who is making us feel good after the matches. Those matches need to be with us at our best. Another reason why Roxy will do me good, she is about business but mixing my business with her pleasure...I can deal with that!
::Shane Borderland::
You're crazy man! Haha, crazy...
Kash climbs onto the seat of his Can-Am and sticks in the key. Borderland gets in his truck and rolls down the passanger window to talk with Kash. Kash does start his engine though, instead he lights a joint he grabbed from the storage compartment. Borderland laughs as their voices start a brief conversation.
::Shane Borderland::
So whats the plan for today man?
::Jason Kash::
I'm gonna smoke for a while once I get home...(lifts joint) Starting early! Then later tonight I'll probably hit up the gym. Big Heavy is gonna be helping me with some sparring, big fucker is good to help against stronger opponents. Something I'm sure Casteel can actually say he has over me. I'm making damn sure he has something to throw a fit about after our match cause I'm walking away as the winner. Like the sane goes, He cannot win because I will NOT lose! How bout you? (Hits the joint)
::Shane Borderland::
Not sure but I'll hit you up later. Test 4 The Best is coming and I'm gonna be ready for it...
Borderland nods and rolls up the passanger window. His music inside the trucks rises with volume as he pulls out of the parking spot and drives away. Kash almost relaxes in the leather seat of his Can-Am. His eyes scan the area, just looking around casually as he puffs on his joint. Then as if he remembers the camera being there his voice is heard. The first few words flow with smoke coming from his mouth.
::Jason Kash::
No, to answer your question Casteel...I don't expect you or anyone to welcome me back to APW. Did I ask for a welcome? No, see in this business I am fully aware that everything is awarded to those who earn it. Who work for that respect of being welcomed back and I don't expect or want that kind of respect from anyone because I'm not giving that to anyone. You seem to believe that what Nate Bishop thought, how he operated must mean I feel the same and please let me tell you that is not how it is at all.
Bishop was young, no experience and riding into a big company with experience around him, telling him war stories about the times at the top. He got cocky. I'm not however Nate Bishop Casteel...I am not talking out of my ass, where I'm talking is from experience. That same experience that will beat you and shock some but not surprise too many people because most see the difference between good and just better and while you are good. Nobody is arguing that...I'm just better...
Casteel when it was just you and Cyrus going after Chambers and the APW World Heavyweight Title it was because there was nobody else there to challenge you for those spots. However the times have changed, the pace of things have changed and now right behind you, coming up to pass you quickly is yours truly! Not only I though, I wouldn't sit here and not give credit where it's due. Shane Borderland, Chris Defoe, and even the returning Hopper Rose. There is a new wave of talent coming to the top of Asylum, helping to take it to places that you cannot take it.
The reason you can't take it there is because you are a big fucking bitch who throws fits like a kindergartener...What happened in your MMA Career? Did you hit someone after you lost a match? Spit on someone? Hit a referee? I mean Google being the powerful tool that it is, wasn't where I went to look up you "History". I went to Sherdog mostly and they have Indy fighters who are 2 and 25 listed on there but not Rico Casteel? I supposed unless you murdered someone inside the cage which you'd be in jail from you wouldn't be completely written off.
I KNOW my history Casteel and it's not hard to find either. Someone like you might think it's a waste to even do your homework but there have been plenty people in my career who have over looked me. So I'm fine with you feeling that way but what really makes me like people like you, what really gets me itching to get in the ring with you isn't your talent but the look in your eyes when you've realized you fucked up. That lost gaze that people get when they realize this "pothead" has focus and has control over things more than you might want to believe.
This "drug" makes Champions. Ask Level One, if marijuana is wrong then he shouldn't be the man he is today correct? Dumb people who make that assumption are also those who cannot handle the drug they downplay as stupid. Your momma motherfucker, I'ma smoke my green and I'ma still be the one with my hand raised at the end of the match...WHAT? You want to chase something? You'll have your chance because that World Heavyweight Title will look fucking beautiful on my other shoulder.
Now I'm fine with being TapOut Champion, I like the new change but if me being World Champion means you throw a bitch fit and get angry and stomp your feet and blame something for being the reason you lost? I will happily ruin your plans! I will gracefully become the one man to remove you from not only the Top Seat on Asylum but from World Title competition period. You don't want me as your enemy Casteel and it's not because you don't want to waste your time, it's because you've yet to see who I am and what I can really do. Do I really think Chambers was in War Games only to draw names? No but I damn sure was a reason we won, why Asylum won so kiss my ass loser cause you lost at Mania bitch...
You've done nothing as of late BUT lose and now you think you can pick up your failing career by becoming the SELF crowned World Champion? Well guess what? You won't be the first set of wants and wishes that I stomp on and completely fucking ruin...Don't feel too special because the only thing I'm "Fucking Up" is you...The Titles I hold, they will speak for themselves. The people I beat, those I lose too even will come but this match here? You better have a fucking army Cas' cause I'm putting the "X" on your chest and that's where I'm digging...So find you a shovel and dig you some dignity cause after this match, you'll find yourself without any left. It's going to be a disappointment, you're going to be disappointed....
He flicks the joint and starts his engine on the bike. He walks it backwards and picks his feet up on the bike and revs the engine and takes off leaving the scene to fade into a static screen to end the promo.
You sure people will fall for this?
A nice Sunny day in Houston, TX opens the scene. Jason Kash and Shane Borderland are walking down a single strip of road. A street that people use to cut their trip to I-10 in half and without having to stay on the main roads. Not everyone used this road but those that did were usually looking to take a quick route to get to the Highway. Kash stops and flicks a joint that has come to the end of its rope, it bounces off the concrete of the street. Kash looks both ways and then turns back and faces his partner.
::Jason Kash::
Of course this will work, they did it on Youtube...Where do you think I got the idea from? You want this side of the street or that side?
::Shane Borderland::
Doesn't matter, won't we feel stupid doing this man...Cause it feels stupid...
::Jason Kash::
You'll see!
Kash looks both ways and jogs across the street. He looks over a small patch of bushes and sees a car coming. He nods at Borderland and both of them get into the position like they are playing tug of war with a rope. The car comes driving around the corner and begins to slow down, see two people pulling a rope that really isn't even there. The car however does slow down and it creeps as the driver inside the car keeps arguing with themselves if there is a rope there at all.
You can see the stress in Kash's face as he sells the strain of pulling a rope but this rope is invisible. Borderland leans forward and pulls back again like he almost lost his grip. The Car stays sitting right in front of the rope and still doesn't see that there is nothing there preventing them from driving on. Finally Kash starts laughing, he can't help but to break character. The driver flips them off and drives on, bleeping his horn as he passes by. Kash jogs back over to Borderland still laughing. Borderland was more surprised at the driver's stupidity.
::Jason Kash::
See? That shit is funny, I'm really not surprise the common person falls for this prank though. Majority of people are fucking zombies...
::Shane Borderland::
I just dislike stupid people. Reminds me, you see my opponent for Asylum? Is that guy mental or what?
::Jason Kash::
Mental is a nice way to put it. You have a free pass to Test 4 The Best, you can rest knowing that shit! I'm craving my match like a big fucking steak for my last meal. I'm hungry and Rico Casteel is the special of the week.
::Shane Borderland::
So do you think Casteel has a picture of Jimmy Chambers in his bedroom with darts stuck in it? Like some angry man who is about the throw a fit because he couldn't get the job done? I bet he does, I bet he tried voodoo dolls and curses too...
::Jason Kash::
That's a possiblity for sure, I would guess that he wiped his eyes clear of all the tears and thinks his time is now...Boy is he fixing to find out different! Ohh, here comes another car!!
Kash hurries across the street and Borderland shakes his head, can't really believe he's still doing this but Kash is known to do weird shit at times and this was one of them. As the car creeped up they were already pulling the rope. The car stopped a little farther back then the first car. The driver opens the driver door and yells out but he's not speaking up enough for Kash or Borderland to hear him.
The guy gets out of the car completely and walks over to where Kash is and looks at the rope. Realizing that there isn't a rope, the guy just flops his hand, waving off Kash and walks back to his car. He gets in and drives through but the car behind him who watched him drive through pulls up and stops before the rope. Kash drops to the dried out grass field he is on and he's laughing. The car being driven by an elderly person still doesn't get whats going on but Borderland waves for them to drive on through. He has a slight laugh going as well.
Getting to his feet, Kash brushes off the dead grass that stuck to his clothes. He crosses the street after another car comes strolling by. Borderland and Kash begin walking down the side of the street. Their conversation fades off as they head down the street. Things don't fade into a new scene but just a different camera switches over the view and now you see in front of them as they walk along the side of the street back to where they had parked their rides. Kash riding his Can-Am Spider Motorcycle and Borderland with his truck, they both parked at the end of this street and make their way there as the conversation catches into the camera speakers.
::Jason Kash::
I say, I say....I want some chicken out of nowhere...Hmmm...
::Shane Borderland::
I'm down for some Waffels...They got a Rosco's Chicken & Waffels around here?
::Jason Kash::
We got a Popeyes with Biscuits. Chicken is amazing with syrup though! You know what else I'd like to dip into syrup? Roxy!
::Shane Borderland::
Yeah whats up with her man...Calling me Gay and shit! She not even your type man, I know your type. Kaylyn was your type and you left her hanging...
::Jason Kash::
Man...I don't know, Roxy has something about her. I want to rip off her clothes with my teeth and canvas her body with my tongue...Kaylyn was no different than any girl I can pluck off Miami Beach so you can have her. We can't let any female become a distraction though, this shit is real. We have to do OV regardless of who is making us feel good after the matches. Those matches need to be with us at our best. Another reason why Roxy will do me good, she is about business but mixing my business with her pleasure...I can deal with that!
::Shane Borderland::
You're crazy man! Haha, crazy...
Kash climbs onto the seat of his Can-Am and sticks in the key. Borderland gets in his truck and rolls down the passanger window to talk with Kash. Kash does start his engine though, instead he lights a joint he grabbed from the storage compartment. Borderland laughs as their voices start a brief conversation.
::Shane Borderland::
So whats the plan for today man?
::Jason Kash::
I'm gonna smoke for a while once I get home...(lifts joint) Starting early! Then later tonight I'll probably hit up the gym. Big Heavy is gonna be helping me with some sparring, big fucker is good to help against stronger opponents. Something I'm sure Casteel can actually say he has over me. I'm making damn sure he has something to throw a fit about after our match cause I'm walking away as the winner. Like the sane goes, He cannot win because I will NOT lose! How bout you? (Hits the joint)
::Shane Borderland::
Not sure but I'll hit you up later. Test 4 The Best is coming and I'm gonna be ready for it...
Borderland nods and rolls up the passanger window. His music inside the trucks rises with volume as he pulls out of the parking spot and drives away. Kash almost relaxes in the leather seat of his Can-Am. His eyes scan the area, just looking around casually as he puffs on his joint. Then as if he remembers the camera being there his voice is heard. The first few words flow with smoke coming from his mouth.
::Jason Kash::
No, to answer your question Casteel...I don't expect you or anyone to welcome me back to APW. Did I ask for a welcome? No, see in this business I am fully aware that everything is awarded to those who earn it. Who work for that respect of being welcomed back and I don't expect or want that kind of respect from anyone because I'm not giving that to anyone. You seem to believe that what Nate Bishop thought, how he operated must mean I feel the same and please let me tell you that is not how it is at all.
Bishop was young, no experience and riding into a big company with experience around him, telling him war stories about the times at the top. He got cocky. I'm not however Nate Bishop Casteel...I am not talking out of my ass, where I'm talking is from experience. That same experience that will beat you and shock some but not surprise too many people because most see the difference between good and just better and while you are good. Nobody is arguing that...I'm just better...
Casteel when it was just you and Cyrus going after Chambers and the APW World Heavyweight Title it was because there was nobody else there to challenge you for those spots. However the times have changed, the pace of things have changed and now right behind you, coming up to pass you quickly is yours truly! Not only I though, I wouldn't sit here and not give credit where it's due. Shane Borderland, Chris Defoe, and even the returning Hopper Rose. There is a new wave of talent coming to the top of Asylum, helping to take it to places that you cannot take it.
The reason you can't take it there is because you are a big fucking bitch who throws fits like a kindergartener...What happened in your MMA Career? Did you hit someone after you lost a match? Spit on someone? Hit a referee? I mean Google being the powerful tool that it is, wasn't where I went to look up you "History". I went to Sherdog mostly and they have Indy fighters who are 2 and 25 listed on there but not Rico Casteel? I supposed unless you murdered someone inside the cage which you'd be in jail from you wouldn't be completely written off.
I KNOW my history Casteel and it's not hard to find either. Someone like you might think it's a waste to even do your homework but there have been plenty people in my career who have over looked me. So I'm fine with you feeling that way but what really makes me like people like you, what really gets me itching to get in the ring with you isn't your talent but the look in your eyes when you've realized you fucked up. That lost gaze that people get when they realize this "pothead" has focus and has control over things more than you might want to believe.
This "drug" makes Champions. Ask Level One, if marijuana is wrong then he shouldn't be the man he is today correct? Dumb people who make that assumption are also those who cannot handle the drug they downplay as stupid. Your momma motherfucker, I'ma smoke my green and I'ma still be the one with my hand raised at the end of the match...WHAT? You want to chase something? You'll have your chance because that World Heavyweight Title will look fucking beautiful on my other shoulder.
Now I'm fine with being TapOut Champion, I like the new change but if me being World Champion means you throw a bitch fit and get angry and stomp your feet and blame something for being the reason you lost? I will happily ruin your plans! I will gracefully become the one man to remove you from not only the Top Seat on Asylum but from World Title competition period. You don't want me as your enemy Casteel and it's not because you don't want to waste your time, it's because you've yet to see who I am and what I can really do. Do I really think Chambers was in War Games only to draw names? No but I damn sure was a reason we won, why Asylum won so kiss my ass loser cause you lost at Mania bitch...
You've done nothing as of late BUT lose and now you think you can pick up your failing career by becoming the SELF crowned World Champion? Well guess what? You won't be the first set of wants and wishes that I stomp on and completely fucking ruin...Don't feel too special because the only thing I'm "Fucking Up" is you...The Titles I hold, they will speak for themselves. The people I beat, those I lose too even will come but this match here? You better have a fucking army Cas' cause I'm putting the "X" on your chest and that's where I'm digging...So find you a shovel and dig you some dignity cause after this match, you'll find yourself without any left. It's going to be a disappointment, you're going to be disappointed....
He flicks the joint and starts his engine on the bike. He walks it backwards and picks his feet up on the bike and revs the engine and takes off leaving the scene to fade into a static screen to end the promo.
