SABOTAGE 2008

[President Jeff]

The camera has a shot of outside the Darwin Entertainment center. The doors have been open for about 30 minutes for APW Sabotage. People are going into the building, waving their signs at the cameras. The camera then goes to Phil who’s standing near some fans.

Phil: Welcome to the APW Sabotage pre show. We are just thirty minutes away from APW Sabotage. Six matches schduled for tonight. Three title match including the main event. Sargent Kenny “The Ego Crusher” Lambardo takes on “The Career Killer” Trevor Blackwell in a 60 minute no DQ Iron Man match. What a match that will be.

Phil goes over to a fan.

Phil: Who do you think will win between Kenny and Trevor tonight.

Fan: Kenny all the way.

Phil goes to another fan.

Phil: Who do you think will win between Kenny and Trevor?

Fan#2: Trevor is going to kill Kenny’s career tonight.

Phil: So there you have it, split down the middle. And now I’m being told that President Jeff has arranged an uncut, unedited, Sabotage Prediction between two APW superstars.

The camera opens on two men who quickly turn their backs as they realize that they are being filmed. All that can be seen on the back of the man on the right is the bright green “MONSTER M” logo clawed into the back of his leather jacket, and the part of a championship belt that hangs over his right shoulder. All that can be seen of the man on the right is the “Sons of Carthage Logo on the back of his leather duster, and electrical cord hanging over his shoulder. The two look at the corkboard that hangs next to President Jeff’s office. The man on the right, points out one very particular announcement, and the camera zooms in as the two begin to discuss.

MATCH I: SINGLES
“THE IRISH HAMMER” SABUR vs. “THE ARCHANGEL” SETH STORM

Kenny: Alright man. The man-cow has this one in the bag. And if he doesn’t, then he better. I hate Seth Storm. I hate Andy McHeyman. I hate freakin’ SIN scum. Seth is a pathetic loser trying to prove that he can do something in a real federation. Things are a lot different for you when the boss doesn’t take your back with everything you do.

Tony: I mean between a so-called “Archangel”, and a “Man-Cow” there’s nothing I give a hell about at all. We got one guy from a fed that was run by Andy McHeyman mate… And a steroidal, I carry my little dick around, wannabe Hardcore Soldier. Just because Trevor hits you a couple of times in a “training exercise” with his Singapore Cane, it doesn’t make you hardcore. I give this one to the fans…

Kenny: You really are a cruel, and unusual bastard, aren’t you, Tony?

MATCH II: TAG TEAM
KATRINA “ARCHADIA” OLIVETTI & “THE SUBMISSION TECHNICIAN” VIN E. LAMBARDO vs. THE HARDCORE KID & “THE ICEMAN” JASON ROYCE

Tony: I have never seen so much estrogen in a tag team match that wasn’t all women. Between the “Archadia”, The Hardcore Priss, and “The ICE-Queen” this might as well have been labeled a bra, and panties match with Vin E as the special guest referee. In other words, I take the “CoK” as the winner.

Kenny: I take my “CoK” as the winner too…

Tony: I would also like to add that “Sex & Violence”… Being Trevor, Kalayla, and myself by the way… had no part in the premeditation, execution, or aftermath in the post match attack on Vin E Lambardo. Nor do we endorse this attack kind of behavior in any kind of way. Following their destruction we will inform Iceman’s, and THK’s next of kin.

Kenny: Thank you Tony…

MATCH III: SINGLES
APW OVERDRIVE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
JUSTIN JOB(C) vs. “That Girl” Diana Steel

Tony: Justin Job has been on a roll like his name was Vin E. Lambardo. With only one loss here in APW, he is a force to be reckoned with, but he’s going up against Diana Steel. Multiple Champion, and the only person that I know to get pumped full throttle by the KaotiK “CoK”, and Walk out stronger for it. “CoK” for the win…

Kenny: You just like saying “CoK”! And you were wrong about one thing. Justin Job is a nothing. He is a sexist, womanizing, wannabe disciple of Kaos…

Tony’s eyes go wide…

Kenny: I hate that mother… *sighs* censors… Anyway, give me the opportunity to step into the ring with him, and I will gladly take what’s left over of the monkey boy after Diana is done taking the Overdrive Championship from that undeserving jobber.

Tony: *in a very Farooq way* Damn.

MATCH IV: FATAL FOUR WAY
BLAZE OF GLORY MATCH FOR THE APW XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP

Kenny: Well the first thing that I can say is that “E Starr” is a complete joke, and deserves to be in the same place that Justin Job crawled out of. This guy has no talent with anything, making him about as talented as a homosexual in a cowboy hat. Razor Ryan… Well he’s the biggest failure I’ve ever seen. Failed to beat Trevor… Failed to beat you… Failed to keep his stable… and he will fail again… Now you my friend are the embodiment of that championship. You are the Xtremist, and duly so, but Lively is hungry, with a new found faith in life. You’re angry, but he my friend is the most talented person in that match up. Don’t count him out, or you will fail like Razor Ryan…

Tony pulls a molitov cocktail from his coat, and taps it on Kenny’s shoulder…

Tony: Don’t ever compare me to Razor Ryan again. That Revolutionary reject can’t hold a candle to me. I will bring such fury upon him, that he will believe that his lord Kaos hath just slapped him with his “CoK”. “E Starr” is a forty year old virgin living in his mother’s basement. I will light his ass up like a… *Tony turns to view the camera* cigar… Lively is the only real threat to my Xtreme Championship. So Bring the Reign…

MATCH V: SINGLES
GRUDGE MATCH
“SPIRIT” TARA JACOBS vs. KALAYLA “FYRE ANGEL” MITCHELL

Kenny: “The Dark Paladin of Kaos” taking on that slu… chick… that you’re brother is fu… GOD DAMN CENSORS! Do you really even have to ask… This one is as easy to determine as “Iceman” Jason Royce vs. Sgt. Kenny Lambardo. The only way that I can honestly see a loss to the Spirit of the Church, is if she doesn’t show up to the match. Kalayla needs to go back to fundamentals, and stop sleeping with main event contenders to get ahead in this industry. She is a clear example of the dribble that leaks from Justin Job’s mouth, and the reason that a woman can’t get ahead in this industry. Kristina left, thank Kaos, and all that’s left to get rid of now is her.

Tony: “The Dark Paladin of Kaos” vs. “The embodiment of Blackwell Fyre” Kalayla Mitchell…

Kenny: Yeah she embodies that fire real good. Kaos knows there’s enough room for it…

Tony: Anyway, this match is all about vengeance for the betrayal. Both women have something to prove. Not just to themselves, or their stables, but to each other as well. In respect to Spirit’s skill, and Kalayla being attached to my brother’s di… *sighs* God Damn Censor Ninjas!!! I will not guess on this match.

Kenny: That’s like the defendant at trial going on stand, and pleading the fifth… just to let you know…

MATCH VI: 60 MINUTE IRONMAN W/ NO DISQUALIFICATION
APW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHMPIONSHIP MATCH
“THE EGO CRUSHER” SGT. KENNY LAMBARDO(C) vs. “THE CAREER KILLER” TREVOR BLACKWELL

Kenny: This match makes me smile…

Tony: He who dares wins…

The two men split from each other walking down opposite ends of the same hallway as President Jeff walks into the camera view.

Jeff: Get back here you two.

Kenny and Tony walk back into the camera view.

Jeff: See, that wasn’t so bad. And you two didn’t even kill each other.

Kenny: That’s because your paying us not to.

Jeff: Yah, that’s true. Anyways, go get ready for your matches.

Kenny and Tony walk off and Jeff goes in front of the camera

Jeff: Tonight, Sabotage marks a new beginning for APW. Tonight, you will witness 6 matches. Matches in which everyone will give it there all. Matches that will entertain you all. Matches that will leave you wanting more. Tonight, APW Sabotage will be a history making night. So, if you haven’t yet. Call your cable or satalite provider and tell them you want to see APW Sabotage. Or you can go to actionpackedwrestling.tk and order the webcast of it. Don’t miss this event. You’ll regret it. I’m president Hurricane Jeff. I hope you enjoyed this pre show and stay tune for APW SABOTAGE!

The camera fades out.

[President Jeff]

APW Sabotage starts off with the opening video

The video ends and pyro blast through the arena. The fans cheer as the camera goes to tonight commentators, Darren Harvey and Johnny Chase.

Harvey: Welcome to Sabotage.

Chase: An exciting night we have planned for you all.

Harvey: That’s right Johnny, 6 matches, three of them title matches. We will see someone get set on fire. We will see Kenny and Trevor fight for sixty minutes.

Chase: I can’t wait for it.

Harvey: Lets stop wasting time and lets get to the first match up of the night.

The camera goes to inside the ring where Tony Ferrari is ready to introduce the competitors for the first match up.

Tony: Ladies and Gentilmen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.

"Personal Jesus" hits, and out walks "The Archangel" Seth Storm. He stops, posing on the entrance way before continuing his walk to the ring, wearing his hooded leather coat obscuring his face behind the covering.

Tony: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Vancouver Canada. He is the “Archangel” Seth Storm!

He gets up on the outside of the ring, posing again, before flipping off the hood in one sudden motion to reveal his face. He stares the crowd down before entering the ring, removing the coat and cracking his wrists before climbing to the second rope playing to the crowd.

Tony: And his opponent

The lights dim, the music hits. Orange lights flash to the beat of the music, as a shower of red sparks stream down like a water fall. The music picks up, and two large explosions on both sides of the entrance ignite as Sabur strolls through the shower of sparks.

Tony: From Las Vegas, weighing in at 297 pounds. He is the Irish Hammer, SABUR!

The Irish Hammer walks the ramp, slides under the bottom rope, stands in the middle of the ring with one fist raised as red flames shoot up from around the apron of the ring.

Chase: This should be an interesting match.

Harvey: Indeed. Its going to be interesting to see what Seth has planned, fighting a guy bigger and stronger than him.

Sabur Vs Seth Storm

Both guys circle each other and then lock up. Sabur quickly pushes Seth down to the mat, using his massive strength. Seth pulls himself up in the corner and then the two circle each other again. The go to lock up but this time Seth kicks Sabur and puts on a side headlock. Sabur is quick to push Seth into the ropes. Seth comes back and ducks a clothesline from Sabur. Seth comes back with a cross body, but Sabur catches him and lifts him up in the air in a body Press. Seth squirms out of it and lands behind Sabur. Seth locks on a waist lock on Sabur and Sabur spins around and Seth gets Sabur with an atomic drop. Seth then bounces off the ropes and hits Sabur with a Spinning Heel Kick. Sabur stumbles into the ropes and falls through the ropes to the outside.

Chase: A big early opportunity for Seth Storm here.

Sabur gets to his feet and Seth jumps over the top ropes and lands on Sabur with a cross body. Seth gets a few punches in on Sabur and then rolls him back into the ring. Seth climbs up to the top rope. Sabur gets to his feet and Seth jumps off, only to get speared coming down by Sabur. Sabur hooks the leg.
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Harvey: That high risk move backfired on Seth.

Sabur lifts Seth up and has him in the corner and starts driving his shoulder into Seth’s gut. After about 3 spears, Sabur throws Seth into the opposite corner. Sabur Runs and gets Seth with a clothesline. Seth stumbles out of the corner and Sabur grabs Seth from behind and head butts him in the back of the head and Seth goes down. Sabur rolls Seth over and covers him.
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Seth gets on his hands and knee’s and Sabur pulls him up to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Sabur puts his head down a little too early and Sabur gets kicked in the chest for his mistake. Sabur, standing up right, gets taken down by a flying shoulder tackle. Sabur stumbles up and Seth throws Sabur to the corner. Seth goes over and climbs to the middle rope and starts punching Sabur and the fans count the punches. 1....2...3....4....5...6....7.... Sabur grabs Seth and walks out of the corner, about to powerbomb him, but at the last second, Seth counters with a Hurricanrana.

Chase: Great counter by Seth Storm.

Harvey: A counter he desperately needed.

Sabur is about to get up and Seth takes him and snap suplexes him and covers him quickly.
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Kick Out. Sabur gets to his feet and Seth chops him to the corner. Seth throws Sabur into the opposite corner, but Sabur reverses it and Seth hits the corner. Sabur runs at him and Seth gets his feet up in Sabur’s face and Sabur stubles back a bit and falls to the mat. Seth hops up to the middle rope and then steps to the top rope and jumps off with a flying elbow drop, picture perfect. Seth signals for the end. Sabur gets up and Seth his behind up, he goes to pick Sabur up for the Gospel, but Sabur some how flips over and lands on his feet behind Seth. Sabur grabs Seth and hits him with a full Nelson Suplex. Sabur Bridges for the pin.
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Chase: I thought the match was over.

Harvey: What an exciting match to kick off Sabotage.

Sabur pulls Seth up by the hair and Seth gets a few shots in on Saburs gut. Seth runs off the ropes and Sabur catches him and throws him across the ring with a over head belly to belly suplex. Sabur signals for his finisher. He picks Seth up for the House of Pain but Seth fights out of it, lands behind Sabur and rolls him up.
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Sabur and Seth both get to their feet and Sabur goes for a clothesline, but Seth ducks, runs off the ropes, comes back and gets caught with a big boot to the face. Sabur waits for Seth to get to his feet, Seth gets up and Sabur goes for the Clover Leaf Slam, but Seth somehow grabs Saburs arm and brings him down to the mat and Seth locks on the Rings of Saturn. Sabur screams in pain as Seth keeps pulling back on Sabur, but Sabur is close to the ropes that he gets his feet on them and Seth is forced to break the hold.

Chase: Sabur was luck that he was close to the ropes or this one might have been over right there.

Sabur gets up holding his shoulder. Seth kicks Sabur, and Sabur bends over. Seth hooks Sabur’s arms and goes to lift him up for a double underhook back breaker, but Sabur backdrops himself out of it. Seth stumbles to his feet. Sabur scoops him up and hits the House of Pain. Sabur covers.
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Winner: Sabur

Chase: A great match to kick off Sabotage.

Harvey: A close one this was, could have gone either way.

Chase: A big win here for Sabur.


Sabur celebrates his win as We cut to backstage, where President Jeff and a referee are talking.

Jeff: So what exactly is your problem?

Referee: How am I supposed to fairly judge who sets who on fire in this match? What if two guys set one guy on fire, or someone sets themselves on fire? I think we're just going run into a real mess.

Jeff looks at the referee for a moment, deep in thought. Then, he gets an idea.

Jeff: We'll make it elimination style. Last person not set on fire will win the Xtreme Championship Match!

This gets a cheer from the fans, but the ref looks worried.

Ref: You don't think they're going to try to set me on fire, do you?

Jeff places a reassuring hand on the referee's shoulder.

Jeff: Well, if they do, just take one for the team.

Jeff turns and walks away, and the ref is not pleased.

Ref: God dammit, I have rights as an employee, you know!

[President Jeff]

The camera goes back to in the ring with Tony Ferrari for the next match.

Tony: The following contest is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall

“Ironman” by Black Sabbath begins to play and the fans boo as The Hardcore Kid and Jason Royce walk though the curtain.

Tony: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 462 pounds, the team of Jason Royce and the Hardcore Kid

The two make their way to the ring and enter it.

“Blood Sugar” by Pendulum plays and the fans jump to their feet as Vin E Lambardo and Katrina Olivetti walk through the curtain

Tony: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 302 pounds, the team of Vin E Lambardo and Katrina Olivetti

They slap a few fans hands as they get into the ring.

Chase: A big weight difference between the two teams.

Harvey: Should be an interesting match.

Vin E Lambardo & Katrina Olivetti Vs The Hardcore Kid & Jason Royce

Vin and Jason kick things off in this tag team match up. They go to lock up and Jason quickly gets a thumb in the eye of Vin. Royce punches Vin to the ropes and proceeds to Irish whip him into the opposite ropes. Vin comes back and Royce kicks Vin in the gut. With Vin E bent over, Royce bounces off the ropes and as Royce comes back, Vin catches Royce with a clothesline and the fans cheer.

Harvey: Jason didn’t see that coming.

Chase: With a guy like Vin E Lambardo, your gonna have to keep him down and not let him up.

Vin grabs Jason and puts him in the corner and chops him. Vin grabs Jason’s arm and twist it and pulls him over to Katrina. Vin tags in Katrina and she climbs to the top rope and jumps off with a double axe handle across the arm of Jason Royce. Katrina grabs Jason’s arm and twist it and takes Jason over with a him toss. With still holding Jason’s arm, Katrina pulls Jason up and then gets him with a northern lights suplex.
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Royce slowly gets up and Katrina throws Jason into the ropes, but Royce reverses it. As Katrina hits the ropes, The Hardcore Kid is there to get a knee into the back of Katrina. Royce then clotheslines Katrina over the top rope and tags in the Hardcore Kid.

Chase: Smart move by The Kid there, even though it’s illegal.

Royce distracts the ref as the Kid hops off the ring apron onto the floor. He grabs Katrina and spears her into the side of the ring. The Kid then rolls her in. Royce gets on the ring apron and the kid overs Katrina.

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Vin E breaks the count. As the ref brings Vin back to his corner, The Kid starts choking Katrina. The ref is quick to give the kid a warning. The Kid pulls Katrina up and headbutts her and she falls to the corner. The kid starts to stomp her in the corner and then throws her to the opposite corner. The Kid runs and Katrina gets an elbow into the Kid’s face. The kid stumbles back and Katrina starts punching the Kid and then she bounces off the ropes and gets caught in a powerslam.
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Chase: Katrina really needs to tag out here.

The Kid drags Katrina to his corner and tags in Royce. The Kid picks Katrina up and lifts her arm up and Royce kicks her in the ribs. Royce then throws Katrina into the ropes and nails her with a drop kick. Royce covers.
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Vin E breaks the count. Royce then locks in a front face lock on Katrina. Katrina gets to her knee’s and then her feet. Royce still applying the front face lock in the middle of the ring with his back to his partner. Vin E is reaching for a tag and so is Katrina. Katrina finds strength to slowly make her way towards Vin E. She’s close to tagging Vin E and then the Hardcore Kid gets into the ring. The ref stops the kid and then Katrina pushes Royce into the corner and Katrina tags in Vin E. The fans go wild as Vin E jumps into the ring and starts pounding on Royce. The ref see’s this and pulls Vin E off Royce and tries to get him back into the corner and the fans boo.

Chase: That’s not fair, she made the tag

Harvey: The ref never saw it!

The Kid pulls Katrina to the middle of the ring. The Kid and Royce stomp on her and then the Kid slaps his hands loud for a tag while Royce exits the ring.

Chase: That wasn’t a real tag.

The Kid picks Katrina up and grabs her for the Straight to Hell. Katrina starts elbowing the Kid in the side of the head. Katrina tries to run free but the Kid grabs a hand full of hair and pulls her to the mat. The Kid picks Katrina up and throws her into the ropes, she reverses it and then as the Kid runs back, Katrina gives the Kid a Johnny Cage Ball Buster. The Kid falls over and both lay still.

Harvey: Katrina needs to tag now!

Chase: I think the Kid needs a bag of ice now.

The ref starts the 10 counts. 1......2.....3....4...5....6.....Both start crawling to their corners. The Kid is first to make the tag followed by Katrina tagging in Vin E and the fans go wild. Royce runs in only go get taken down with a punch. Royce bounces back up only to get knocked back down with a punch. Vin throws Royce into the ropes and delivers a backdrop. The Kid is back into the ring and he get’s met with a Double Leg Take Down and starts punching The Kid. Royce is back up and kicks Vin E in the back of the head.

Chase: I’m surprised that the Kid and Royce are working so well together.

They pick Vin E up and then throw him into the ropes. Royce and the Kid put their heads down and Vin E comes back nailing a double DDT. Vin covers Royce.
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The Kid stops the count. Katrina grabs the Kid and throws him to the outside. Katrina starts to climb to the top rope and Vin E picks Royce up and lifts him up for a powerbomb. Before Katrina can jump off the top rope, The Kid jumps on the ring apron and hits Katrina’s leg and she falls on the top turn buckle. Royce then counters the powerbomb into a hurricanrana. The Kid slides into the ring and picks Vin E up, hooking his arms from behind. Royce runs off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Vin E breaks free and moves. Royce drop kicks the kid and he goes through the ropes to the outside. Royce can’t believe the mistake he just did. Vin E spins Royce around, kicks him and DDT’s him. Vin E drags Royce close to the corner where Katrina is. Katrina recovers and stands on the top rope and comes off with the Star Power.
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Winner: Vin E Lambardo & Katrina Olivetti

Chase: A great effort by the Kid and Royce here tonight.

Harvey: This just proved that the Church of Kaos is a force to be reckoned with.

Vin E and Katrina celebrate as The scene opens backstage to APW interview Phil. Job Squad member Gilbert is beside Phil jumping up and down Sweat pours from his forehead. He wears a sweater, and a pair of black shorts underneath. He breaths heavily, as he tosses punches In the direction of the camera. He stops before grabbing his arm in pain

Phil: Uh, are you okay?

Gilbert: I pulled a muscle, it hurts! Oooooweeeee…it hurts!

Phil: What’s the story here, Gilbert? The sports sweater, the sweat, the work out sessions…What is this all for?

Gilbert looks side to side, before leaning over Phil’s shoulder. He whispers into his ear, fearing that somebody else might here

Gilbert: Justin say’s, I’m his lethal weapon. The destruction of COK is near…Shhh, don’t tell anyone.

Phil: Destruction of Church of Kao’s? What exactly are you talking about, here?

From the other side of the hall, Justin Job hums and annoyingly load pace. He spots Gilbert & Phil before making his way down the hall. Gilbert looks terrified and bites nervously bites his lip

Justin Job: Hey, Gilbert. What the hell are YOU doing here? Your supposed to be out training.

Gilbert: Sorry, Justin. I be on my way…

Gilbert begins to jog of screen, as Justin Job shakes his head. Justin Job looks at Phil before punching him softly across the shoulder)

Justin: So what were you two talking about?

Phil: Us? Me and Gilbert? Nothing! I was just wondering where you were…Speaking of which, do you have any words for Diana Steel before you meet her out in the ring tonight?

Justin Job: As a matter of fact I do, thanks for asking. Diana Steel, tonight marks the day of something special. Today is the day I stop sitting around all cuddly with this overdrive championship. No today is the day, I got out there—and BEAT Diana Steel once again. But tonight, it marks something special. It is also the day, I officially put Kenney Lombardo on notice.

I hereby throw my name into the title picture. If Kenny Lombardo isn’t still champion by the end of the night, well all is well—because I’ll simply come right after Trevor Blackwell. I’m not going to let this overdrive title hold me back, but I’m not about to drop it, in the gutter—so Diana the slut, has a home-field advantage—Nun-uh!

And as for the Church Of Kao’s as a whole, I am officially launching an attack on you folks. No longer will you continue to run around overdrive like rampant idiots. No longer will you pick up, sluts, whores, and untalented bums of the street—simply so they can preach your ridiculous religion, and you can add them into your extra large clan.

The landscape of APW will change from here on out. You have all been warned. The Job Squad will destroy, Church Of Kao’s. And I’ve got my lethal weapon, to do just that…

Justin Job glances over, to see Gilbert fighting a broom stick. Looks like he was side tracked on his mile long run

Justin Job: Damn it, Gilbert! Stay focused!

Justin Job runs after Gilbert, as Phil simply shrugs his shoulders as the scene fades

[President Jeff]

Chase: What a show we have here so far.

Harvey: And I have a feeling its about to get better.

The camera goes to the ring

Tony: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall and its for the Overdrive Championship.

The lights go out and the music "The Warrior's Code" By the Dropkick Murphy's starts to play. As the crowd begins to uproar the ramp becomes illuminated and "That Girl" Diana Steel can be seen walking toward the ring making every obscene gesture you can think of on her way.

Tony: Making her way to the ring is the Challenger, from Long Island New York, she is “That Girl” DIANA STEEL!

Once she makes her way into the ring she blows one kiss and waits for her chance to fight.

Tony: And Her opponent

Just ‘’N-Time2’s’’ music hits, as he makes his way out onto the stage. He raises his left arm, as pyro shoots of behind him.

Tony: From Toronto Canada. He is t he current APW Overdrive Champion. JUSTIN JOB!

The camera pan’s out to the crowd, to the signature ‘’everyone needs a Job-ber’’ posters, in which the fans excitingly hold up. Justin springs down to the ring, and slides into the ring.

OVERDRIVE TITLE
Justin Job © Vs Diana Steel

The bell rings and this contest begins. Diana and Justin lock up in the middle of the ring. Justin gets a side headlock on Diana and take her over with a headlock take down. Diana quickly gets Justin in a head scissor. Justin kicks out of it and stands up, only to get tripped by Diana and she covers.
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Kick Out. Justin pulls Diana up and chops her before throwing her into the corner. Justin runs at her going for an avalanch but Diana moves at the last second and rolls Justin up.
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Chase: If Diana wins tonight, it will be a huge win for her.

Harvey: Justin isn’t going to go down that easy though.

Diana rolls Justin into the ring and then slides in. Justin is quick to get up and start attacking Diana as she slides into the ring. He picks her up and body slams her to the mat. Justin bounces off the ropes and drops a knee on the face of Diana. Justin hooks the leg.
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Chase: Justin is slowing things down here.

Harvey: There’s still a lot of fight left in Diana.

The ref checks for a choke and when there’s none, Diana manages to get to her feet. With the top of her head under Justin’s Jaw, Diana sits down, getting Justin with a Jaw Breaker. Justin holds his Jaw as Diana gets up and throws Justin to the corner. Diana runs and gets Justin with a Monkey flip. Justin stumbles back to his feet and Diana snap mares him over. Diana runs off the ropes and gets Justin with a drop kick to the face. Diana covers.
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Chase: I thought Justin had it won there.

Harvey: An impressive counter that was.

Justin pulls Diana up and throws her into the ropes and has she comes back, Justin goes to kick her, but she catches his foot. Justin quickly connects with an enzurigri. Diana flips on the impact and Justin hooks her leg for the cover.
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Chase: A close back and forth match this has turned into.

Harvey: This is still anyone’s match.

Diana pulls Justin up and throws him into the ropes. She puts her head down and Justin stops in front of her and puts her head between his knee’s. Justin gives Diana a few forearm shots between the should blades and then hooks her arms and attemps a double underhook piledrive, but somehow Diana conters it into the Samurai Driver. The fans jump to their feet as Diana quickly makes the cover.
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Harvey: What is Diana gonna have to do to finish off Justin Job.

Diana slowly pulls Justin to his feet and throws him in the corner but Justin reverses it and Diana hits the corner. Justin runs at her and Diana lifts Justin up and gets him over the top rope, but Justin lands on the ring apron. Diana turns and Justin nails her with the Pele Kick. Diana falls back to the middle of the ring. Diana is on the ground holding her head as Justin sets up for toe 720 DDT. Diana gets up and Justin Jumps to the ropes and then jumps off for the DDT. But some how Diana counters it with a Northern Lights Suplex.
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Harvey: WHAT A COUNTER!

Chase: What a match.

Diana pulls Justin up and throws him into the corner. She walks over and Justin comes out of the corner, catching Diana with a European uppercut. Diana stumbles back and Justin goes for a clothesline, Diana ducks it, turns and kicks Justin in the gut. Diana bounces off the ropes and as she gets close to Justin, Justin lifts her up and drops her throat first over the top rope. Diana stumbles back into the ring and Justin nails her with the Unemployed.. Justin hooks the leg.
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Winner and Still APW Overdrive Champion: Justin Job

Justin Celebrates as the ref hands him the title. Gilbert comes jogging down the ring and slides in and celebrates with his partner.

Chase: What a match that was. Diana gave it her all. Came so close to winning, but in the end, Justin sneaked out the victory.

Harvey: If Diana keeps on fighting like she did tonight, she’ll have a title around her waist in no time.

Justin and Gilbert celebrate up the ramp as Diana gets to her feet and looks on as a shot commercial for Overdrive next Monday. “Who will be champion?”

[President Jeff]

The camera cuts back stage with Kenny and President Jeff talking.

Kenny: When I’m done with Trevor tonight, everyone will be calling me the Career Killer.

Jeff: Does that mean if Trevor wins that we call him the Ego Crusher?

Kenny: Not quite. But I can’t for this match Jeff. I’m glad you made this iron man match. I true test of endurance. I’ve always wanted to do a match like this and I hope that we don’t disappoint.

Jeff: I know that it will be one hell of a match and that the best man will win.

Just then Trevor walks into camera view.

Trevor: And that best man is me.

You can hear the crowd cheering

Trevor: For the past few weeks, I’ve noticed that you two been hanging out backstage a lot. You sure your still engaged to Diana Kenny?

Jeff: Listen Trevor. Kenny looks up to me. Kenny respects me. And Kenny is my friend, no matter if the fans cheer or boo him. No matter if you like him or hate him. Kenny and I used to be former Tag Team champions together. We traveled the roads together. And one thing for sure if I don’t play favorites around here. Hell Trevor, I’ll go hang out with you after the show if your feeling left out.

Trevor: Jeff, we both know that I respect you and everything that you’ve done. We don’t need to hang out because if we partied together, you wouldn’t be able to keep up with me. I just want to say to Kenny, you better bring you’re “A” game because there’s no stopping The Career Killer.

Kenny: Trevor, You have no idea what your in for. I left your group cause I didn’t want to be in your shadow anymore. And tonight I’m going to prove just why I am the champ.

Jeff: Save it for the ring guys.

Trevor: I’ll see you tonight.

Trevor walks off as Kenny and Jeff look on.

Jeff: The right man will win tonight, that’s a guarantee.

We cut to ringside, where the Blaze of Glory match is being prepared. There are an unlit, 2 foot long torches extending from each ring post, a steel barrel filled with two-by-fours in the middle of the ring, and several tables already doused in lighter fluid set-up outside of the ring. Tony Ferrari is at ringside.

Tony Ferrari: The following match is a Blaze of Glory match for the APW Xtreme Championship! The winner of the match will be the last man who is not lit on fire!

Huge pop from the crowd.

Darren Harvey: You know what Johnny, we've seen some pretty sick matches here for the Xtreme Championship, but I think this one is going to take the cake.

Johnny Chase: You said it, Darren. Just being put through a flaming table won't be enough to end this match, but we're going to have to see flesh actually burning. I don't think I'm going to be able to stomach this.

Darren Harvey: Three men could have their careers ended tonight. What must be going through their minds? You gotta ask yourself, is the APW Xtreme Championship really worth the lifetime of scars?

Johnny Chase: I think if you were to ask these four men, you'd get a resounding "Yes".

Drums beat to a rhythm that inspires drama and anticipation in the audience. The lights die down, leaving the crowd in the dark, as a piercing trumpet rings out around the arena. A murmur spreads through the fans of APW. The drums pick up, as do the lights, and with a burst of fanfare and fireworks, The E-Starr Jake Ruby bursts onto the scene. With a spring in his step, he walks to both ends of the stage, raising his hands to the crowd who greet him with a mixture of boo's and hisses.

Darren Harvey: No love for the E-Starr tonight. After an upsetting loss in his debut match, Jake Ruby got a surprise win over number one contender Razor Ryan last week, and got himself added to the match.

Johnny Chase: Flaming may take on a whole new meaning for Ruby after this match.

Darren Harvey: Dammit, Chase, no homophobic jokes!

Johnny Chase: Get with the times, old man. Flaming is an internet term. You could say that E-fedders are all a bunch of flamers.

He heads down the ramp, towards the ring, stopping at the base of the steps to look around the arena, shading his eyes to see the top-top tiers. Finally he cracks his fingers and heads up the stairs, steps through the ropes, and raises his hands up to the crowd once more, before slowly lowering them as he looks at the audience with daggers. He takes a spot leaning in one of the corners.

"Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue blares over the amps and Razor Ryan runs down to the ring and slides right in. Razor Ryan immediately gets into Jake Ruby's face and the two start talking trash. They are about to throw fists when the referee physically gets in between the two to break them up.

Johnny Chase: Apparently Razor Ryan's loss last week isn't sitting too well.

Darren Harvey: He also can't be too pleased that he has to share his title shot with 2 other men.

Johnny Chase: You gotta think a guy that aligns himself with Sabur and his Lil' Dick must be used to sharing all sorts of things.

"Eat You Alive" begins to play but Michael Lively hasn't wasted any time and he's already sliding in the ring. Lively charges at Razor Ryan and dropkicks him into Ruby, knocking them both into the corner.

Darren Harvey: No love loss between these former teammates.

Johnny Chase: Who would've even guessed this time last month we'd be seeing Razor Ryan and Michael Lively fighting against each other?

Ruby shoves Razor off of him and Lively and Ruby start a beatdown on Razor Ryan. A cheer erupts from the fans as Tony Blackwell, the APW Xtreme Champion, begins to run down to the ring. He unties the Xtreme Championship belt from around his waist and slides into the ring. Holding it by the trash can's lid, he cracks Michael Lively across the face. Ruby runs at him, but Blackwell gives him the Big Boot. Blackwell holds out a hand to Razor Ryan and helps him to his feet.

Johnny Chase: And who would've guessed we'd ever see these two get along?

Darren Harvey: Not me, Johnny. It looks like these new allies may be work together to get rid of the other two.

The ref calls for the bell and the match is on.

APW XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP BLAZE OF GLORY MATCH
Tony Blackwell (c) vs. Michael Lively vs. Razor Ryan vs. Jake Ruby

Ryan and Tony both pick up Michael Lively and they throw him into the ropes. Lively comes running back across the ring and receives a Double Back Drop that sends him way over the pair's heads, over the top rope, and crashing backfirst through one of the tables set on the outside of the ring. Tony then takes off his Son's of Carthage jacket and pulls out a 40 oz. bottle of Jagermeister. Razor looks confused, given Tony's newly teetotler additude. Blackwell says something to Razor and then hands him the bottle. Razor smiles as Tony picks Jake Ruby up off the mat and holds him by the arms. Razor takes the lid off the bottle and takes a swig, then turns and spits it into Ruby's eyes. Ruby drops down to the mat, holding his face and screaming in pain. Razor and Tony laugh as Tony takes the bottle back from Razor and walks over to the barrel in the middle of the ring. Tony pours the remainder of the bottle out into the barrel. He then pulls a Zippo lighter out of his pocket and lights it. He moves it over close to the barrel, but the fumes from the booze are potent enough that they catch on fire and a small explosion comes from the barrel. Tony is knocked to his feet and Razor Ryan stumbles backwards. Tony checks himself, and while he no longer has eyebrows, he was not lit on fire.

Darren Harvey: That homeblend sure has a kick to it.

Johnny Chase: I've heard Blackwell is selling his leftover reserves to NASA so they can use it as rocket fuel.

Razor Ryan and Tony Blackwell shake off the incident, then each go to two corners and remove the torches from their posts. They then walk over to the barrel and light them on fire, before putting them back in their places.

Darren Harvey: Smart move. With their being fire in every corner, they cut off a majority of Michael Lively's attacks.

Johnny Chase: Well, I don't think the White Lion is even going to be getting up anytime soon. Besides, this plan just might back-"fire" on them.

Razor and Blackwell, satisfied with their work, turn back to Jake Ruby, who's still trying to get his sight back. Blackwell moves in first, but Ruby is able to get a hand on the Xtreme Championship and swings it Tony's face. Tony flops to his back, and Jake Ruby throws the belt like a Frisbee at Razor Ryan, nailing him in the throat. Razor drops to the mat, holding his throat and gasping as The E-Starr runs to the barrel and pulls out a Flaming 2-by-4. The fans, who care more about seeing someone get lit on fire than who is their favourite wrestler, cheer with excitement. Jake Ruby takes the 2-by-4 with both hands and walks over to Razor Ryan, who's kneeling on the mat. Ruby winds up and swings the flaming 2-by-4 right into the back of Razor Ryan's head! Razor hits the mat slapping the back of his head, and while he's smoldering, there's no flames, so he's still in the match.

Johnny Chase: Good to see that Razor switched to a non-flamable grease to slick back the hair tonight.

Ruby lifts the 2-by-4 high above his head with a demented look in his eyes, and he's ready to hit Razor Ryan again, but Tony Blackwell charges across the ring and takes Jake Ruby out with a Spear. The 2-by-4 lands on the mat and a ring hand is forced to put out the flame with a fire extinguisher as a preventative measure. Meanwhile, Tony grabs Jake Ruby by the legs and Catapults him into the corner. Ruby's head misses the flame of a torch by just inches from the flame as he slams into the post. Ruby turns and stumbles back toward Tony. Tony sets up for a Powerslam, but Ruby thumbs him in the eye. Tony curses and grabs his eye, and Ruby starts laying Chops into Tony's chest. The fans "Whoo" in response, and Jake Ruby chops Tony right into the corner. Ruby then tries to lift Tony up onto the turnbuckle, where Tony's height will bring him precariously close to the flame from the torch. Tony grabs the top rope and pulls back, while Ruby tries to shove him into the fire. The two continue to struggle in the corner, and Jake Ruby throws an elbow into Blackwell's hand, causing him to let go of the rope. Blackwell comes inches from the flame, but Razor Ryan rushes across the ring and strikes Jake Ruby in the back. Ryan throws a few fists to the back of Ruby's head, then ducks down and lifts Ruby into a sitting position up on his shoulders. Razor Ryan then takes a few steps back, and yells at Tony Blackwell to knock Ruby down. Blackwell climbs to the middle rope, trying to lean away from the fire. Blackwell then jumps at Ruby, going for a Doomsday Device, but Ruby leans back and flips off Razor's shoulders, flopping face down on the mat, while Blackwell goes right over Razor Ryan's head and lands on his feet. His momentum slams him right into the barrel filled with flaming 2-by-4's! Blackwell quickly backs off, almost catching on fire.

Darren Harvey: Jake Ruby didn't land pretty, but that Doomsday Device would've killed him for sure.

Johnny Chase: He's still in a bad way though, Darren. He won't be able to avoid the flames with these two beasts coming after him for much longer.

Jake Ruby rolls away to the ropes, while Tony Blackwell and Razor Ryan stalk him, planning their attack. Ruby gulps, then gets to his feet, bravely attempting to fight off the Sex & Violence members. Blackwell and Razor lock arms, and charge at Jake Ruby. Ruby ducks at the last second, and Razor and Blackwell bounce off the ropes and stumble back toward the middle of the ring. They turn, only to see Michael Lively jumping from the apron to the top rope. Lively bounces off rope and flies into the ring like a human projectile, taking out Blackwell and Ryan! Lively then rolls to his feet and the crowd can't help but cheer the athletism. Lively then charges at Ruby, but Ruby puts up both his hands, yelling at Lively to stop. Lively stops in his tracks and cocks an eyebrow at Ruby. Ruby than starts yelling at Lively that they have to work together to beat Blackwell and Razor Ryan. Lively shrugs, in agreement. The two quickly hatch out a plan, and see that Tony Blackwell is stirring. The two walk over to him and start laying in the boots, before picking him up and tossing him into the corner. The two then walk over to Razor Ryan, and throw him into Blackwell, and the two are left slumped on top of one another in the corner. Jake Ruby then gets down on all fours in front of them as Michael Lively moves to the other side of the ring. Lively then charges across the ring, jumps off Ruby, and nails Tony and Ryan with a Poetry in Motion.

Johnny Chase: Lively's on fire! Well, not literally. Well, not yet, anyways.

Lively gets to his feet, and he tells Ruby to get him a 2-by-4 from the barrel, as he steps out onto the apron. Ruby seems confused as to what Lively's doing, but goes along with it. Ruby pulls out a flaming 2-by-4 from the barrel, and carefully brings it over to Lively. Lively then casually drops it on a table behind him outside of the ring, and the table immediately bursts into flames. Ruby still looks confused, but that fades quickly as Lively swings his legs over the rope and locks Ruby in a Leg Scissors, then flips Ruby over the top rope and through the flaming table!

Darren Harvey: What a con!

Ruby's momentum rolls him out of the wreckage, and while smoke is coming off of his clothes and his skin looks red, there is no sign of fire. The ref signals there is no elimination, although Ruby looks like he may not be getting up. The ring crew puts out of the flaming wreckage as Lively drops down to the ring floor. He folds up another table and slides it into the ring, before getting in himself. He sets the table up in the middle of the ring, before walking over to Razor Ryan and Tony Blackwell. Razor is lying on the mat, and Tony is slumped in the corner. Lively gives Tony a few punches to the face, then drags him over to the table and lays him on top of it. Lively then walks over to one of the corners and climbs up the ropes. He picks up one of the torches and turns to Tony.

Johnny Chase: Tony's time as Xtreme Champion could end right now!

Michael Lively sways the torch back and forth a few times, then fakes a throw at the dazed Tony Blackwell. He smirks, and turns his back to Blackwell. He then starts to pump the torch like a bride about to toss the bouquet. He then turns his head, lines up the throw, then he tosses the torch high over his head. It begins to arc down toward the table, and just as it's about to hit Tony, Razor Ryan comes out of nowhere and drags Blackwell off the table. The torch hits the table and it engulfs in flames. Lively turns his head around, expecting to see Tony Blackwell being burnt up like Qui-Gon Jinn at the end of Phantom Menace, only to see Razor Ryan rushing at him. Razor shoves the top rope and Lively loses his balance and crotches himself on the post. Razor Ryan then lifts him up and sets him up for the Razor's Edge. He then walks over to the flaming table, and gives Lively the Razor's Edge through the table!

Darren Harvey: Oh my god!

The fans start a Holy Shit chant, as sparks fly everywhere. Lively bounces out of the wreckage and rolls around on the mat. He's smoldering, but again no fire. Razor Ryan is obviously pissed that Lively hasn't been eliminated, while the ring crew puts out the flames from the table.

Johnny Chase: For some reason, putting someone through a flaming table is catching them on fire.

Darren Harvey: I think the impact is causing the fire to smother out. These guys are going to have to think of something else.

Tony Blackwell slowly gets to his feet, and him and Ryan begin to plot how to finish off the other two once and for all. The two quickly hop out of the ring and go to the tables closest to the entrance ramp. They push three together, then take a forth and set it on top, spanning the other three. Then, they quickly dig under the ramp for cardboard boxes that hold spare sets of mats and aprons in case they need to be replaced mid show. They set the boxes underneath the bottom set of tables. They then pull out several more tables from under then ring and just prop them up around the set-up tables, forming a sort of makeshift pyramid.

Johnny Chase: What in god's name are they doing?

Darren Harvey: You've obviously never tried to build a fire before. Once that sucker starts to burn, it's going to stay lit!

The two, satisfied with their job, start to head back into the ring, but then Tony stops Razor, then goes back under the ring apron. He comes back out with another cardboard box. He opens it up and inside are 8 bottles of Jagermeister.

Johnny Chase: What a great place for a secret stash.

Razor Ryan and Tony Blackwell get to quick work pouring out the bottles onto the tables. Tony makes sure to soak the cardboard boxes filled with the mats and aprons underneath so that they'll provide good fuel. They make short work out of the bottles, and you can literally see the fumes coming off the wood. In fact, some of the people in the front row look like they might be getting drunk. Tony and Ryan finally make their way back into the ring, where Michael Lively has pulled himself to his feet. Lively runs for the barrel and pulls out a flaming 2-by-4, and is swinging it around, trying to fend his opponents off. Tony Blackwell and Razor Ryan quickly grab 2-by-4s of their own and soon, the three are circling around each other, flaming 2-by-4s in hand, staring each other down. Then, all of a sudden, Ryan and Blackwell move in and start swinging at Michael Lively, but Lively is able to use his size and speed, to dodge their swings. He tries to get in a few shots of his own, but they always get defended.

Darren Harvey: This looks more like a light sabre fight than a wrestling match.

This continues on, with everyone getting hit once or twice, but still no one setting on fire. Eventually, the boards have gotten too hot to hold, and they all drop them, and take a moment to catch their breath. But, then Jake Ruby comes running up the ring steps, holding a ladder over his shoulders with his head through a rung, and there appears to be Singapore Canes jammed into both ends of the ladder, jutting out in all directions. Ruby climbs over the top rope and lands in the ring. He starts spinning around, which in turn spins the ladder around, swinging it at his opponents. They all back off, and Ruby quickly sticks each end of the ladder by the fire, and the Singapore Canes are now on fire!

Johnny Chase: So that's where he's been this entire time, planning out this attack.

Jake Ruby starts going after the other three, spinning around, and the flames whipping around him. He goes for Tony Blackwell and Razor Ryan, who time themselves and duck down to avoid the flames, but then Ruby switches the direction he was spinning and nails them both with the flaming canes. The two hit the mat, yelling in pain. Ruby then turns for Lively, who's backed himself into a corner. Lively puts his hands up, yelling "Same team, same team!" Ruby nods in approval, and Lively breaths a sigh of relief. Jake Ruby then takes the ladder off his shoulders and holds it horizontally across his chest. Then, he charges at Lively, crosschecking the ladder right into his face. Lively hits the mat, and then Ruby turns the ladder 90 degrees and starts slamming the top of it, flaming canes and all, into Lively. Lively tries to roll away from the attack, but Ruby still gets in a few good shots before the canes have burned so much they break apart. They hit the mat, and the ring crew is forced to put them out. Ruby drops the ladder, and the other end is extinguished too.

Darren Harvey: This is one helluva match. All these men have burned their skin, but we still haven't seen fire. I think Hurricane Jeff underestimated this match when he booked it. These men may have to burn each other alive to win the belt!

Jake Ruby, the only man standing, looks over at the wood pile that Tony and Razor built. He then looks at the barrel in the middle of the ring. Ruby smiles, then goes over to the barrel. He goes to pick it up, but it's red hot. He curses out loud, then decides it was a dumb idea to try to pick the whole thing up, and he just takes a 2-by-4 out of it. He then walks over to the wood pile, and casually tosses the flaming 2-by-4 onto it. The force of the flame igniting knocks Ruby off his feet as the pile erupts into a burning inferno! The fans began to scream in delight, as black smoke raises into the rafters. The sound of fire alarms going off can be heard, but apparently the sprinkler system has been shut off at ring side. Ruby slowly gets to his feet, only to turn around to see Razor Ryan and Tony Blackwell getting up. Ruby charges at them, but gets a Double Big Boot for his troubles. Ruby hits the mat, and Tony and Razor walk over to the ladder. They set it up by the ropes by the flaming tables. They then turn back and look at Michael Lively. Lively is getting to his feet, and Razor and Tony rush him. They each grab him by the throat, and drag him over to the ladder. Razor and Tony then each move to opposite sides of the ladder and start climbing, dragging Michael Lively up the outside. They get to the top, and they sit Lively on top of the ladder.

Johnny Chase: Oh my god, they are going to kill him!

Blackwell and Razor each grab an arm, and they are about to toss Lively into the conflagration, but Lively starts fighting back. He's throwing fists left and right, and eventually Tony and Ryan let go. Lively then grabs both men by the head, and he looks like he's going to try them into the fire himself, but then Jake Ruby comes out of nowhere and he's going to tip the ladder over! He starts to push, but Razor Ryan drops down a few steps and punches Ruby in the head, then starts to pick up Ruby. He lifts Ruby up onto the ladder, while Lively punches Tony Blackwell so hard he falls off the ladder. The switch in weight causes the ladder to tip over, sending Michael Lively, Razor Ryan, and Jake Ruby through the burning tables! The ring crew and EMTs quickly help pull them out, and all three of them are on fire! The ref calls for the bell.

WINNER AND STILL APW XTREME CHAMPION: Tony Blackwell!

The ref hands Tony Blackwell the "belt" and raises his arm as ring hands use fire extinguishers to put out the flames and EMTs cover Michael Lively, Razor Ryan, and Jake Ruby with blankets to smother the flames.

Chase: I can’t believe what we just saw here tonight in that match.

Harvey: That may have been the most craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Chase: This is the kind of stuff you have to go through to be Xtreme Champion.

A commercial plays for next months PPV, MAYHEM as the ring gets cleaned up

[President Jeff]

The camera comes back to ringside for the next match

Harvey: Up next we have a grudge match that has been boiling for the past few weeks since 'Spirit' Tara Jacobs turned on her long time friend, the 'Fyre Angel' Kalayla Mitchell.

Chase: She was doing the best she could by her friend, Darren, she's made no apologies or excuses for that.

Harvey: Just how much of her last promo did you buy?

Before Chase can answer, the lights dim and Thoughtless blasts down the PA. A wall of fireworks lights up the stage as the crowd break into cheers.

Tony: The following match is scheduled for one fall and all other parties are barred from ringside. First introducing from Long Island New York and weighing in at a hundred and twenty pounds, she represents Sex & Violence: Version X, she is Fyre Angel, Kalayla Mitchell!

The fireworks fade down and Kalayla poses, then walks through the dying embers, her gaze fixed on the ring. She takes a breath and walks up the ramp, slapping a few outstretched hands on the way. She makes it to the ring and stands still for a moment. She reaches up and pulls herself onto the apron, looking out to the crowd before backflipping into the ring.

Chase: That is a woman that looks ready to fight.

Harvey: She's fighting a long time friend who betrayed her, what do you expect?

The lights cut out completely as the first whispered words of Confrontation echo down the PA before a cacophony of noise engulfs the arena, not quite drowning out the boos. As pink spotlights strobe the arena, the camera looks to the entrance and then pans the crowd, soon finding 'Spirit' Tara Jacobs with her back to the camera and her arms outstretched in the I am God pose.

Tony: And her opponent, calling home Brooklyn, New York and tipping the scales at one hundred and forty pounds, she represents the Church of Kaos and is the Dark Paladin of Kaos, 'Spirit' Tara Jacobs!

STJ turns with a flourish and allows the almost unanimous boos wash over her. She looks neither left nor right as she walks through the crowd, hops the barrier and slides into the ring. She gives Kalayla a cocky smirk and stretches her arms once more in that I am God pose as the two stare each other down.

Harvey: Tara has never drawn purely cheers but she has never had a crowd this set against her, whatever she says this has to affect her.

Chase: Or it could just fire her up, people react in different ways.

Spirit Vs Fyre Angel

The camera takes in the two girls as the ref pats STJ down for weapons, the latter holding her pose throughout before shrugging off her leather jacket. As in the past, a look of betrayal meets one of cold indifference. As the ref steps from between the two women and signals for the bell, the crowd strike up a chant, <BLEEP> her up Fyre <BLEEP> HER UP! Kalayla smirks out at the crowd as she and Tara circle each other, looking for that all important first opening, Tara holds a hand into the air calling for a test of strength, the crowd fall quiet as if sensing that this moment will set the tone for the match between these two longtime friends, Kalayla stretches an arm up, her fingers interlink with Tara's who raises her second hand, Kalayla begins to do the same, watching Tara's leg warily for any sign that she is using this as a ploy to open her up and receives a slap to the face when she's looking down! Tara takes Kalayla's other hand but the girls are the same height, meaning that neither of them have a leverage advantage. For a moment, it looks as if Tara is the stronger of the two but Kalayla was merely bunching her legs up ready to jump and hit a variation of the monkey flip. Tara hits the mat but bridges, Kalayla getting the same idea at the same time and the two make it to their feet, twisting back into the reverse of the situation they started with. Having stood near the ropes, Kalayla stretches a leg back to hook them and the ref calls for a clean break, Tara looses her grip and holds her arms up as she backs off.

Tara stretches her shoulders, waits for Kalayla to come out of the corner and ties her up in a shoulder/elbow tieup, again, the two girls are evenly matched in the strength department, but this time Kalayla digs in and pushes Tara back step by step into the corner. Tara hooks the bottom rope with a leg and again the ref calls for a clean break, again, he gets it, but as Kalayla raises her arms, she gets a second slap in the face!

Harvey: Tara is completely disrespecting Kalayla, this is uncalled for from someone who even once called her a friend!

Chase: She's playing mindgames, Darren, these two know each other too well to bank one way or the other, it will come down to one careless mistake.

Kalayla flies at Tara in the corner but STJ moves and drives a knee home as Kalayla turns. Tara drapes Kalayla's arms over the ropes and lights her up with a chop! This serves only to wake Kalayla up who pushes Tara out of the corner and gives her a chop of her own! Tara replies with a second chop, then a third before getting two back in turn. The two women send in the chops thick and fast, at one point Tara getting the advantage with a flurry, then Kalayla returning the favour. Neither woman looks set to back down, so Kalayla takes the initiative backing Tara into the ropes and sending her across the ring with an Irish whip, Tara ducks a clothesline and goes for a superkick off of the rebound from the ropes, Kalayla ducks under Tara's leg and grabs it, sending her on a Dragonscrew legwhip but Tara rolls through as she hits the canvas and to her feet, jumps and latches onto Kalayla for a Hurricanrana, but Kalayla flips through it to land on her own feet! Tara looks for a Dropsault and takes Kalayla to the mat but both are up quickly and Kalayla hits a dropkick of her own. Tara stands and runs in for a Clothesline which Kalayla ducks and attempts to turn into an armwringer which Tara flips through, Tara tries to counter with an enziguri but Kalayla ducks and takes Tara down with a second Dragonscrew which Tara again rolls through.

Harvey: We just saw five or six counters there just in that one phase!

Chase: The girls are throwing all of their energy into this and how well they know each other shows!

The girls back off, each catching their breath as the fans get solidly behind Kalayla, Tara hops onto the turnbuckle, striking the I am God pose to a chorus of boos which Tara merely smirks at. Kalayla gives Tara a smirk of her own, hops onto a turnbuckle striking the Crucifix and gets cheers. Tara flips the fans off, miming clapping like a seal. Kalayla rolls her eyes at Tara's antics and steams in, dropping her with a Clothesline from Hell! Having picked up the first clear advantage in the match, Kalayla is not going to let any lingering friendship with Tara lose it and she kneels over her dropping fist after fist into her skull. Kalayla drags her to her feet and backs her into the corner, hitting another sickening chop before whipping her hard into the opposite corner! Tara hadn't even hit the pads before Kalayla was following her and doesn't have time to arch her back from the impact before she is sent halfway across the ring with another Monkey Flip! Tara hits the mat hard and rolls the rest of the way across the ring and under the bottom rope to recoup.

Harvey: The Fyre Angel has the first clear advantage in this match and she is not holding anything back!

Chase: Tara got out of dodge at the right moment but...

Chase is cut off by holy shit chants as Kalayla hits the top rope and uses it to springboard into a picture perfect Shooting Star Press that sends Tara crashing into the barrier! Kalayla looks to have hit her left knee on the way down, however, and is clearly favouring it as she slowly stands. Kalayla drags Tara to her feet with a handful of hair, slams her head into the steel steps and rolls her into the ring. Fyre slides in after her and drags Tara again to her feet, she whips her across the ring and dips her head for a backbody drop, but Tara baseball slides between her legs taking Kalayla's left leg out at the ankle! Kalayla makes it to her feet as Tara hits the ropes only to be taken down with a chopblock! Tara rolls Kalayla over as she hits the mat and steps across, locking in a standing leglock and cranking up the pressure. After a moment of this, Tara drags her to the turnbuckle and hops outside of the ring. The ref follows her, yelling at her to get back in, Tara ignores him and whips Kalayla's leg into the steel! Tara keeps hold of the leg and wraps it in an illegal figure four as the ref gives her the five count, Tara breaks on four and rolls back into the ring. She continues her assault on Kalayla's leg, locking in a Deathlock, waits until Kalayla gets near to the ropes then releases the hold, dropping a knee into Kalayla's shin!

Chase: Tara came in here with a plan, rip apart a limb!

Tara drags Kalayla towards the centre of the ring and separates her leg before heading to the corner and jumping tp the top. She looks down upon Kalayla for a moment and launches herself into a 450 Splash right into Kalayla's injured wheel! However much damage this has done, Tara has literally driven her ribs into Kalaya's leg and she rolls away slightly winded. The ref begins a count on them and Tara is first to her feet at six while Kalayla has been unmoving, Tara leans over to drag Kalayla to her feet and gets raked in the eyes! Kalayla pulls her into a small package,

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Kalayla drags Tara to her feet and tries to hoist her onto her shoulders but Tara slides out the back end and kicks at the back of Kalayla's knee! She tries to lock in a Dragon Sleeper but Kalayla uses her strength to power herself up before it is properly synced in and breaks free, she uses this to spear Tara to the canvas, doing her injured ribs no favours. Kalayla hits to ropes and dropkicks a still unmoving Tara in the ribs. She drags Tara to her feet and hits a heavy impact Gutbuster! Not done, she keeps Tara on her feet and nails a Suplex, floating over into a pin,

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Tara breathes heavily, holding those ribs, she looks down at Kalayla with a sick smirk on her face and wraps up her legs, with those tied up, she reaches down for Kalayla's arms and, grabbing her wrist, drags her head up high enough that Tara may free a foot to place across the back of it...Curbstomp! Tara rolls Kalayla into the ring and jumps onto the corner. She holds her ribs for a moment, strikes a halfassed I am God pose and looks for a Supernove, but she only finds knees!

Harvey: This match means so much to the pair of them, but the human body can only take so much!

Chase: Who wants it more? Each have a lot to prove to the other but it will come down to who pushes that little bit deeper.

Kalayla makes it to her feet when the ref reaches nine in his tencount and Tara is still on the mat holding her hurt ribs, Kalayla drags Tara to her feet, grabs a handful of hair and looks to plant the kiss that signals her Long Kiss Goodnight but Tara tears her hair from Kalayla's grasp and sprays red mist into her eyes! Kalayla reels away holding her face as Tara stalks her, Kalayla turns to face Tara and gets her arm twisted into an armwringer, Tara wraps her leg around it and locks in a front headlock...Desecrated Grave! Tara holds her ribs for a moment before rolling Kalayla onto her back, draping an arm across her,

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Winner: Spirit

Harvey: Fyre Angel gave it her best shot but Spirit was just too much for her to handle.

Chase: Another win for the COK here.

Spirit celebrates as The scene cut to a shot of the man proclaimed as a living God… “The Ego Crusher himself… Action Packed Wrestling’s World Heavyweight Champion, Sgt. Kenny Lambardo. There were mere moments between now, and the beginning of a match that would be hailed as one of the greatest matches in APW history, and it was time for finally preparations.

The APW World Heavyweight Championship Title Belt hung strapped to a pole in his rather large athlete’s lockers within the confines of the “Church of Kaos” locker room.
With a new air of professionalism about him, the sergeant had already found himself into a pair of those black traditional wrestling boots, and the black Speedo-style tights made famous by “The Rock”, and Randy Orton. However, being that we are speaking of Sgt. Kenny Lambardo, the term “KAOS” was plastered across his ass in green, and the green “MONSTER M” logo rested on his crotch, for if Sabur can be the owner of the Lil Dick, then Kenny Lambardo was definitely, without a doubt, the owner of the MONSTER DICK! With one boot in the locker, The Champ strapped the last of his two metal knee braces into position.

Kenny had each of his knees blown out in his career. One of those knees belonged to a lad called Glove Guy. Glove Guy was a submission expert back in the days of the IWC. The other of these knees belonged to Tony Blackwell. Tony tried a Trevor patented Full Throttle, only to become one more ego crushed… Kenny blew out his knee with the Full Throttle off the stage that Kenny hit Tony with after the Ego Crusher!

The APW World Heavyweight Champion came back to posture, and retrieved a roll of black tape from within his locker. He took ample time to tape each of his wrists, and his fingers in between the knuckles. The tape added support to these smaller, easier to injure parts of the living body.

Next to come was a pair of blue gloves, sporting black fingertips. They we’re grappler’s gloves, and the very gloves worn by “The Most Dangerous Man in the World” Ken Shamrock. They we’re given to Kenny by Shamrock as a gift at the end of their time together. They’ve been a good luck charm ever since.

The last of everything was the bloodstained lead pipe. The Weapon of Kaos… A key component in the maneuver that started Kenny’s rise to superstardom… A maneuver that has been banned from federation after federation… A maneuver that was the culmination of athleticism, power, and an absolute disregard for human life… Regardless of what it’s name is, or who named it… The Bi-Polar…

The KaotiK God took the APW World Heavyweight Championship Title Belt, and hung it securely over his shoulder as he went to leave the locker room. A look of determination in his eye… Of confidence, and arrogance… A look of focus that only a Lambardo could have… It was time.

[President Jeff]

The camera goes back to ringside.

Chase: Its time for our main event of the night.

Harvey: I’ve been waiting all night for this one.

"Revolution Is My Name" by Pantera assaults the loudspeakers as the lights go down and blue and white strobe lights illuminate the stage. Everybody's Hero, The Hardcore Icon, "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell appears, his Singapore Cane clutched in his hand, his arms outstretched in the Trademark Blackwell Crucifix Pose as gouts of blue ghost flame erupt from the stage on either side of him, the crowd exploding to a deafening roar and the red and blue strobes spread out across the arena. The Hardcore Icon struts down the aisle, going back and forth from one side of the runway to the other, slapping hands and pounding fists with his rabidly loyal fans. He reaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope to scale each turnbuckle respectively, striking his Crucifix pose for every facet of the crowd before stepping into the middle of the ring and raising his Sinapore Cane over his head, one more gout of ghost flame erupting from each of the four posts

Chase: Trevor looks focused here tonight Harvey: We may be looking at the next APW Champ

The arena goes dark and a hush falls over the crowd as the loudspeakers make the entire room vibrates with The KaotiK's favorite sound... A woman's voice screaming, "Oh... Oh... Oh Kaos... You're a god!" Dimebag Darryl's famous guitar rift from Pantera's "Walk" assaults the fans... "RE... SPECT... WALK...", before cutting off abruptly with a DJ's record scratch... Soulja Boy's voice echoes across the arena."WE GOT A NEW DANCE FOR YOU... WE CALL IT THE SOLDIER BOY" as Travis Barker's evil metal drums lead into "Soulja Boy" by Soulja Boy. The lights flash back on, the camera finally searching for Kenny Lambardo before swinging around in blur to show The KaotiK one rushing through the crowd. He slaps hands and pounds fists with the rabidly loyal fans that desperately reach for him like Christ walking through Nazareth. He stops and kisses a beautiful blonde before hopping up on the guard rail and facing his faithful to strike his trademark "I Am God" pose as women and homosexuals grab at his clothes. He launches himself backwards into a spin, landing on the ring apron before running across in and straight up the turnbuckle to strike another "I Am God" pose as the fans chant, "KAOS! KAOS! KAOS!." He hops down from the turnbuckle and sprints across the ring to run straight up the opposite turnbuckle to repeat this maneuver to the sound of more love from the crowd

Harvey: Kenny looks like he’s ready to rip Trevor a part here.

Tony is in the ring for the introductions.

Tony: The following contest is our main event of the event of the evening and its for the APW World Heavyweight Championship. The rules to this match are simple. Both men fight in a NO DQ match for 60 minutes and who ever gets the most falls in those 60 minutes is our winner.

Now introducing first, to me left. He weighs in at 275 pounds. Hailing from Long Island New York. He is the Challenge, The Career Killer. Trevor Blackwell

The fans cheer

Tony: And his opponent to my right. Weighing in at 195 pounds. Hailing from Long Island New York. He is the current, Reigning and defending APW World Heavyweight Champion. The Ego Crusher, Sargent Kenny Lambardo!

The fans boo as Tony gets out of the ring. The two men just stared each other down in the center of the ring.

Harvey: And we have a battle of the ages here for you tonight folks.

Chase: Trevor Blackwell takes on his best friend, Sgt. Kenny Lambardo for the World Championship Belt.

APW WORLD TITLE MATCH: 60 MINUTE NO DQ IRON MAN MATCH
Kenny Lambardo(C) Vs Trevor Blackwell

The referee calls for the bell to start off the match, the champion wasting no time at all, Baseball Slides right by side of “The Career Killer”, and takes him to the mat with a textbook Ankle Pick. Lambardo, without any thought whatsoever locks in a Ken Shamrock-style Ankle Lock. Trevor goes to roll out, but Kenny rolls with him, keeping the move applied. At this the Champion comes down to his back, and Grapevines Trevor’s leg.

Harvey: And Kenny Lambardo starts off right at the leg.

Chase: Well Kenny Lambardo was trained by Ken Shamrock.

Harvey: Find a body part, and pick it apart. That could be a very valuable strategy in a match like this.

Trevor Blackwell, being the stronger of the two in the sense of raw power, begins a crawl to the ropes that takes the cruiserweight World Champion with him. The Hardcore King gets a hand on the ropes, but the sergeant just keeps the move locked in, and begins to wrench at Trevor’s ankle even more. The referee literally has to pull Kenny from the Icon’s leg, and Kenny takes the time to get into the ref’s face, and remind him that it’s a No DQ contest as Trevor props himself up with the help of the ropes.

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Harvey: And as usual, our resident marine shows exactly how much honor he really has…

Chase: Was that supposed to be a crack at the champ, or the USA?

Harvey: Neither…

Chase: Right. Let me tell you something. The ref needs to put the pipe down, and pay attention to the match that he’s in!

With Trevor at a knee, and the ref deciding that he has had just about enough of the champ, the ref pushes Kenny right into a School Boy from Trevor. The ref goes for the count.

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Harvey: The champ was almost caught off his guard with that one.

Chase: You gotta use every advantage that you have to survive in that ring. Especially when in comes to two APW superstars the caliber of Kenny Lambardo, and Trevor Blackwell.

Kenny is back to his feet, but Trevor Blackwell is already to his. Trevor locks up with the champ, and forces him back first into the corner. “The Hardcore Icon” whips Lambardo into the opposing turnbuckle, and follows up with a Spear that would make Bill Goldberg feel impotent. Trevor Blackwell grabs the center ropes, and begins with one… two… three Shoulder blocks to the midsection. Trevor then whips his lord Kaos, back into the corner that they started from, and Kenny comes stumbling back toward “The Excellence of Extreme” who was right there with a ring shaking Belly-to-Belly Suplex. The crowd cheers its approval, and Trevor goes for the pin…

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Kenny Lambardo kicks out again, and the fans boo! Trevor gets to his feet, and helps Kenny to his. Blackwell goes for the lock up, but Lambardo pushes him away, and lands a Standing Dropkick that reached unimagined heights. Trevor goes stumbling back into the ropes, and bounces back into a Jumping Clothesline by “The KaotiK God” that sent him twirling to the mat below. Kenny Lambardo runs the turnbuckle to the top, and into a Corkscrew Moonsault, but shifts his waist at the apex for a 450 Splash that sends the crowd into an uproar of blasphemous heresy!

Chase: Semper Fi Splash!

Harvey: That really has to be one of the most beautiful high flyer moves that has ever been invented.

Chase: Kenny Lambardo is about to pick up his first fall in this match tonight.

The marine holds for the pin, and the ref counts…

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Kenny Lambardo pulls Trevor Blackwell’s shoulder from the mat. Lambardo gets back to posture, and just begins to stomp away on the former APW Xtreme Champion to the amazing disapproval of the crowd. He stops for a second to strike the “I am God” pose before bouncing off the ropes, and striking yet another “I am God” pose as he falls into a Corkscrew twist landing a vicious fist into Trevor’s skull.

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Chase: BOOM!!!! GOD SHOT!!!

Harvey: Does he really call it that? He has got to stop buying his own hype!

Chase: Shhhh… Watch the match…

Kenny kips to his feet, and goes straight into Standing Moonsault. He rolls over Trevor, and to his feet again, running to the ropes for the Lionsault, and repeats the momentum with a Top Rope Springboard Corckscrew Moonsault to complete the greatest Trifecta in Sports Entertainment history. Kenny Lambardo is again to his feet.

Harvey: Sgt. Kenny Lambardo refuses to pin his opponent in this match.

Chase: I think that the marine training that has been drilled into the messiah’s head is starting to go off. Trevor Blackwell has officially become an enemy of the state in the scope of the sniper.

The marine makes his way to the turnbuckle, leaving the challenger grasping his mid section after a vicious attack of Moonsaults. The so-called God undoes the padding, to unveil the steel ring underneath. Kenny throws the padding at Trevor, hitting him in the head, as the crowd starts a chant of “FUCK YOU KAOS! FUCK YOU KAOS!” Kenny smiles at the hatred of the APW faithful as Trevor Blackwell begins to get to his feet. Lambardo is right there with a two good over hand rights that bring the two to center ring. The champ takes the challenger to the mat with a Double Leg Takedown. He grips his opponent’s legs as he stands, and Catapults Trevor face first into the exposed turnbuckle, busting “The Hardcore Icon” wide open.

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Lambardo grabs a fist full of the Icon’s hair, and brings him to his feet. He puts Trevor Blackwell into the corner, and whips him hard into the opposing turnbuckle. Kenny follows with a Running Splash, but Trevor, the veteran to the ring, showing excellent ring awareness, catches the KaotiK. Trevor tosses the messiah over his head, but the cruiserweight, Kenny Lambardo grabs the top rope, aid his safe landing on the ring apron. Trevor Blackwell turns right into a Corckscrew Pele Kick from Kenny Lambardo that sent Trevor falling to the mat. The crowd boos the BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!, and the sergeant lands safely on his feet at ringside to strike the “I am God” pose, because after a move like that, you strike the “I am God” pose.

Harvey: Kenny Lambardo is moving through this match like a rocket ship.

Chase: I’ve said it from the beginning… There is nothing that is going to keep that soldier boy down. Not even Trevor Blackwell…

“The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo slides back into the ring, and places his boots in the best place that he possibly can… The back of the head of a Blackwell that was desperately trying to get to his feet… Kenny grabs Trevor, again by the hair, helping him to his feet. Lambardo goes for the whip on “The Hardcore Icon”, but Trevor reverses for a whip of his own. “The KaotiK God” pivots his feet at the last second, still with a hold on Trevor’s arm. Kenny twists under Trevor’s arm, and out of absolutely no where, pulls him in for the RKO! Lambardo goes for his second pin attempt, and the ref goes for the count as the fans just boo their savior.

Harvey: Well that was a textbook example of how to put points on your board.

Chase: That was a textbook example of how to kick your opponent’s ass!

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Harvey: And Kenny Lambardo is absolutely playing games with the challenger here tonight on APW Sabotage!

Chase: I think that the sergeant is trying to prove a point of respect to Trevor.

Harvey: I think that it’s Kenny that needs the lesson in respect.

Kenny flashes that famous smile, and comes to his feet, bringing Trevor back to his. He goes for the whip again, but this time into the turnbuckle. Trevor Blackwell reverses, sending Kenny to the turnbuckle instead. Trevor chases, but Lambardo leaps, Springboarding off the top turnbuckle, and twists a Haymaker right into the Icon’s face. Trevor stumbles back, and Kenny Lambardo charges with a massive Spear. Kenny gets to his feet, and Trevor gets to a crawl position. The Champion found his opening, and locks in a vicious Manic Depression. “The Career Killer” Trevor Blackwell gasps for air, choking violently. The ref gets in good, and close, continually asking for a submission from Trevor Blackwell.

Chase: So if you can’t take him down from the leg, stop him from breathing!

Harvey: This has been an absolute mugging for Trevor so far. We can usually expect so much more out of the Icon.

Trevor continues his fight for air, as the fans start to scream a chant of “BLACKWELL!!! BLACKWELL!!! BLACKWELL!!!” Trevor begins to stir at the call of the faithful. Kenny begins to wrench at his neck ever harder but to no avail. “The Excellence of Extreme” fights his way to his knees, and then back up to his feet with the sergeant still locked in the Sleeper Hold-like maneuver. Trevor Blackwell runs the messiah back first into the turnbuckle, but to no avail. The fans start going absolutely ballistic, and Trevor slams the KaotiK one more time that breaks him of the hold. Kenny slumps down in the corner, and Trevor falls to the mat, holding his throat, and grasping for air.

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Harvey: And there’s one for the record books ladies, and gentleman!

Chase: Trevor Blackwell is officially the first person ever to fight out of the Manic Depression!

The defending champion begins to shake his head, and pull himself on the ropes, as the fans go into a chant of “Let’s Go Blackwell!!! Let’s Go Blackwell!!!” Trevor Blackwell fights his way to the ropes, as Lambardo gets to a knee. The crowd continues the chant of their so-called hero, and as we all know, with the crowd behind Trevor Blackwell, that he’s the one that gets to his feet first. The Hardcore Machine charges the marine standing at half mass, and right into a Drop Toe Hold that sends Trevor face first into the bottom turnbuckle. The fans boo, and Kenny finds himself back to posture with some aid from the ropes. Trevor gets to a knee, and Kenny drives both of his into the Blackwell’s back with a backstabbing Coward’s Mark. Lambardo slowly gets to his feet, as “The Hardcore Icon” writhes in pain.

Chase: Lambardo is just laying out the punishment, and we aren’t even twenty minutes into this match up tonight!

Harvey: And no matter what the champion can through, “The Hardcore Icon” Trevor Blackwell just can’t be stopped!

Sgt. Kenny Lambardo comes with a Falling Double Knees into the back of the fallen “Career Killer”. Trevor’s screams fill the hearts, minds, and souls of all in attendance. Kenny is up, and stomping away on the seemingly helpless best friend of the champion. Lambardo helps Blackwell to his feet, and takes him right back down with a Code Breaker!

Harvey: What the hell is Kenny’s problem? When the hell is this going to become a match, and not two people having a personal contest of one upsmanship…

Chase: Trevor has known Kenny for the entirety of the marine’s career. I honestly think that Lambardo is trying to prove something to his former stable leader. Maybe the world…

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The bleeding wound on “The Hardcore Icon’s” face grows ever wider, and Lambardo’s assault just won’t stop. He brings the Hardcore Machine back to his feet, and with an amazing strength brings the superstar into a Crucifix position, and corkscrewing the two of them into an RKO.

Chase: Napalm Bomb!!!

Harvey: How is it that you know the names of all these moves that Kenny does, and I have no clue.

Chase: Because I pay attention to detail. That was actually the finisher that the sergeant used back in the days when he was wrestling in Japan.

APW World Heavyweight Champion, “The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo goes for the pin of Trevor Blackwell, and the ref makes the count.

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Harvey: This isn’t break time! It’s time for the match! What the hell does this guy think that he’s doing?

Chase: Being Kenny Lambardo.

Trevor slowly gets to his feet, and “The KaotiK God” doesn’t move, just watching with that cocky little grin, you just wanted to slap off his face. “The Career Killer” met the gaze of the messiah, and he charged like a raging bull that just saw red. Kenny drops, pulling down on the top rope, and Trevor Blackwell falls to the ringside area, landing in a funny position. The fans boo on, and Kenny begins to feel very accomplished.

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Harvey: There right here in front of us now.

Chase: Do you have to say that every time that someone ends up right in front of us?

Harvey: Of coarse I do. It’s a requirement.

Chase: At least we know that one of them is going through the Spanish announce table, and not ours.

Kenny Lambardo sets in the middle of the ring, as Trevor Blackwell begins the fight back to posture. “The High Flyiah Messiah” runs to the ropes, and vaults over the top with a beautiful Corkscrew Crossbody. Unfortunately for Kenny Lambardo, he had just been caught in mid-air by “The Hardcore Icon”. You see, Kenny had just flown into the outside. The preverbal “no man’s land”… Where Kenny Lambardo was a master of the ring, and an excellent player of the game, Trevor Blackwell was a master of Hardcore. In Hardcore, everything outside the ring is what you own, and that is exactly where we just ended up. Trevor connects with a Fall Away Slam that sent Kenny into the guardrail with a loud clang. The fans cheer, the faithful screaming the cheers of their long time hero.

Harvey: Trevor really needs to build some momentum in this match, and this might just be his chance.

Kenny gets to a knee, posting on the guardrail as the fans in his vicinity begin to shout obscenities at him. The rest simply cheer for Trevor. “The Career Killer” climbs back to his feet, and closes on “The KaotiK God”, and slams his head into the steel barricade a good three times before lifting him into a Military Press Position. Trevor drops Lambardo face first into the steel, and grabs him again to run his head into the steel post. The messiah’s head pours fresh blood, that quickly creates a crimson mask that would match “The Career Killer’s”.

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Kenny is laid out at ringside, and Trevor goes to the cache of weapons known as the space under the ring apron.

Harvey: And Trevor is going digging!

Chase: Kaos only knows what you could find under there…

Harvey: Well he has a good view, from the floor.

Chase: I got ten bucks that says I know what he’s gonna find.

And he did. Trevor Blackwell crawled out from under the ring, and to everyone’s surprise and amazement he retrieved a Singapore cane. The Hardcore King raises his mighty sword to the adoring fans he so graciously rules over as they begin a chant of “Trevor’s Gonna Kill You… Trevor’s Gonna Kill You…” He stalked towards the fallen high flyer like the War Lord King on the quest to slay the Divine Dragon. How right he was. Smack. Trevor brought the Singapore cane down into the KaotiK rib cage. The messiah curled in pain, and in defense of his ribs. Smack. Smack. A shot to the back sent him bending in the opposite direction, yielding the opening that Trevor Blackwell, master of the Singapore cane, had needed to attack the same spot he hit the first time. Crack! Trevor Blackwell cracks the cane across the face of the lord Kaos, spraying the fans in the front three rows with his blood. Trevor stalks to where Kenny’s legs are facing, and Smack! Cane to nut connection! Lambardo curls in a pain that only a man would know, and Trevor takes one good last Crack! Trevor shatters the already very splintered Singapore cane to across the back of “The KaotiK God”. The APW World Champion laid there on the concrete at ringside motionless, except for the occasional twitch.

Chase: He can’t do that!

Harvey: It’s No DQ… Yes he can…

Chase: No seriously. Someone is going to die before this match is over.

Harvey: Since when have you been the voice of reason?

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Trevor reaches back under the ring, and goes digging in deep this time. Kenny climbs up to a knee with help from the steel stairs. He wipes the blood from his brow, just in time to see Trevor Blackwell reveal the original Hardcore weapon from under the ring, a steel chair. Kenny takes the edge of Trevor’s chair in the throat, sending the back of his head into the steel steps behind him. “The Hardcore Icon” starts nailing Lambardo in the ribs with the edge of the chair, with the champ writhing, and screaming with each consecutive, repetitive, strengthening blow. The Hardcore Machine rears back, and with a loud CLANG, brings the chair straight down on the KaotiK’s head. The champion falls back to the mat, and Trevor Blackwell follows up with another vicious chair shot to the back of Lambardo’s head that nearly bent the thing in half.

Harvey: No we seriously can’t let this happen.

Chase: We can’t stop the match! It’s the main event!

Harvey: No, you don’t get it. Trevor is actually going to kill him!

“The Career Killer” Trevor Blackwell slams the chair down next to the fallen champion. He strikes his copyrighted Crucifix pose, and calls for the Full Throttle. The fans roar in righteous approval…

Chase: Here it comes!

“The Career Killer” hoisted the fallen god up onto his shoulders…

Harvey: He can’t!

“The Hardcore Icon” swung with all of his might, and nailed a Full Throttle that bent the chair back into nearly it’s originally condition.

Chase: FULL THROTTLE!!! FULL THROTTLE!!! FULL THROTTLE!!!

The sound that Kenny’s body made was unnerving to say the least. The crowd roared for there hero, as he went for the pin…

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Nobody knows where it came from. Perhaps it was instinct, or divine intervention, but Kenny Lambardo managed to get the shoulder up at the last second! Trevor came to his feet in a rage, the champion still laid out on the outside. He grabbed the nearby steel steps, and took a good hard shot into Kenny’s chest, again leaving him in the middle of a chair, and steel steps. He raises the steps to an absolutely explosive crowd that had really begun to come to life. “The Hardcore Icon” tosses the stairs to the side, and calls for another Full Throttle as the fans cheer on. He hoists the APW World Champion onto his shoulders for a second ride, and swings…

Harvey: This is getting completely out of control.

Chase: Lambardo is going to get chopped in half on that guardrail!

“The High Flyiah Messiah” kicks off the guardrail, and Corkscrews into a RKO! The fans boo the sight.

Chase: Ego Crusher! Ego Crusher! Ego Crusher out of absolutely no where!!!

Harvey: I don’t believe it. I thought for sure that Lambardo was done for!

Chase: And that’s why Kenny Lambardo is our World Heavyweight Champion folks.

Kenny Lambardo struggles to his feet, as does Trevor Blackwell. The two begin to use the guardrail as support, but Trevor would find the most support from the APW faithful at ringside that help him up. Kenny Lambardo was however not so lucky, as the two fans at ringside pushed him off the guardrail. Lambardo caught himself on the apron, and in charges Trevor. Having just about enough of having his brains beaten in for the past fifteen minutes or so, Kenny hops to the ring apron, and Trevor’s head meets the steel post dead on. Trevor’s seems to be a little more red, as he comes stumbling back from the smack to his forehead. The ever of an opportunist of a marine comes flipping from the apron with a Pele Kick that sends Trevor Blackwell down. “The High Flyiah Messiah” lands gracefully on his feet, and struck an “I am God” pose just because he wanted the fans to boo him a little louder.

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Harvey: Kenny Lambardo is building back some of the momentum that he had earlier in the match.

Chase: Yeah but with twenty minutes left on the clock, and a tie score still of zero to zero this is still anyone’s match!

“The Ego Crusher” Sgt. Kenny Lambardo falls to his knee. The overall damage sustained to his body was starting to get to him. He took the steel chair by the leg, and wiped the some of the blood from his eyes to see The Hardcore Machine that the rest of you like to call Trevor Blackwell struggle back to his feet. Lambardo came back to stature, and the moment he did, he was drenched by the contents of a jumbo arena-sized Coke-a-Cola cup. The sergeant turned in disgust of the way he was just treated, and began yelling at the fan, which gave Trevor ample enough time to get to his feet. However, the observation-trained marine caught this from the corner of his eye, and tossed an easily caught chair Trevor’s way. Kenny uses the apron as the Springboard for a SAM Sight Missile Dropkick that drove the steel chair right into Trevor’s skull. The crowd booed, and Kenny just walked away. He went to the time keeper’s table at ringside, and retrieved the World Title Belt before taking a seat at the commentator’s table. Kenny through on a headset, and began a chant of “Fuck You Kaos!!! Fuck You Kaos!!!”

Harvey: What the hell are you doing? Go pin Trevor.

Chase: I think this is excellent strategy actually. The champ is obviously been pacing himself, and now resting up before the final push.

Kenny: You’re both wrong…

Harvey: What do you mean…

Kenny: I’m getting the hell out of here. Do you see the guy that I’m in this match with? I gave this guy and Ego Crusher, and he just got up? That is one crazy son of a bitch in there! The fans are freakin crazy too! It’s still a tie score, and as long as there is a tie score at the end of this I still retain. So the name of the game is about to become hide, and go seek!

Harvey: You can’t be serious!?

Chase: This is the main event. You can’t go walking out on the main event.

Kenny: Watch me!

The fans begin to boo at the total lack of action as the man that just can’t be stopped got up. The Hardcore Kind wiped the blood from his face with a sickening grin, and a glare that shot right through to Kenny’s soul.

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Kenny: Well you know what they say boys. Those who fight, and run away, live to fight another day…

“The Career Killer” Trevor Blackwell closed in on Kenny Lambardo as he threw the headset to the table, and hoped the guardrail only to be pushed back. Trevor goes for Kenny over the announce table. Lambardo finds another part of the crowd to jump into but this section closes around him instead.

Harvey: Wow. Trevor is a lot bigger up close.

Chase: Yeah. This is kind of uncomfortable.

Trevor Blackwell hops the guardrail after “The KaotiK God”, and the crowd parts like the red sea. The once favored son of APW turns to the faithful, having experienced nothing like this before in his career. A total confusion swept through him. Kind of like the Big Boot to the side of his head from Trevor. Kenny hit the floor, and “The Career Killer” raised his hand to the skies, and screamed, “CANE!!!” His summon was answered by four fans, that were in the general vicinity mind you, each holding a Singapore cane into the now closed off fight pit. The pit itself, screamed, and roared. The one’s by Kenny began to stomp on him, and kick him as he tried to get up, and the rest of the arena broke into a chant of “Can’t See Shit!!! Can’t See Shit!!!”

Chase: What the hell is going on?

Harvey: Someone get a camera back there!!!

Trevor grabbed one of the offered canes, like a sword from a knight’s squire. Trevor Blackwell did what he did best, and swung for the head, but Kenny Lambardo takes a fan by the leg, and blocks. The fan falls to the ground in pain, and Trevor just looks down at what he had just done. The fans of the pit gasp in one united breath, while the rest of the arena is still chanting “Can’t See Shit!!!”

Chase: Will someone please get a god damn camera!!!

With Trevor distracted, Kenny came to his feet, and nailed Trevor in the back of the head with the World Heavyweight Championship Belt. Trevor stumbled towards the edge of the pit, and the fans caught him before he had the chance to catch himself. Trevor turns as Kenny Lambardo begins charging through the crowd. The crowd parts again for their Hardcore King who catches up to “The KaotiK God” at the guardrail. He cracks the Singapore cane over the back of Kenny’s skull, leaving the marine slumped over the steel guard back by the commentator’s table. The time keeper retrieves the belt back from the champ, leaving him the prey of “The Career Killer”.

Harvey: There right here again!

The crowd begins a chant of “FULL THROTTLE! FULL THROTTLE! FULL THROTTLE!” Who was Trevor Blackwell to resist a temptation like that? The Hardcore Machine helped the marine to his feet, and into the Fireman’s Carry position. With some help from the fans, “The Career Killer finds his place atop the guardrail, and we can all guess what happens next!

Harvey: This can’t be healthy!

Chase: I told you someone was going through a table!


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And that’s exactly what happened. The Spanish announce table is destroyed by the penetrating power of Kenny Lambardo, and the Full Throttle!

Chase: Always threw the Spanish announce table!

Harvey: Better them than us!

Chase: No Archadia is going to have to watch the rest of the match in English…

The two stars are laid out for a while, but a chant of “Blackwell! Blackwell! Blackwell!” gets Trevor to his feet first! Trevor grabs Lambardo, dragging the deadweight of the unconscious champion to the ring. He rolls the fallen god under the bottom rope, and slides in after him. Trevor Blackwell slides in after, and calls for another Full Throttle! He grabs the KaotiK, only to receive a RKO out of absolutely no where! The two superstars are lifeless in the ring. The fans cheer for Trevor. They boo at Kenny. It was coming down to the wire, and there was still not a fall for either side. The two struggle to their feet at about the same time. Kenny goes for the RKO, and Trevor pushes him off. Lambardo turns, and Blackwell has him back in the Fireman’s Carry position, but Kenny wiggles out. Trevor turns with a punch, and Kenny returns with a punch of his own. Trevor hits with another punch, and Kenny returns with a European Uppercut. The two stumble for a second, running on pure pride at the moment. The two bounce from opposing ropes, and run right into each others Clotheslines! The two are laid out in the middle of the ring. The fans cheer!

Chase: That’s it! It finally happened! Kenny Lambardo, and Trevor Blackwell have officially killed each other.

Harvey: No! Save Trevor! Kill Kenny!

Chase: You can’t kill Kenny, you bastard!

A buzzer goes off through out the arena!

Harvey: And that sound was our five minute warning.

Chase: And with both competitors laid out in the middle of the ring, and the score still at a zero-zero who the hell knows what’s going to happen! This is going to be great.

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The two lay still for moment and then they both slowly get to their feet. Both guys start exchanging punches and the fans get to their feet. Trevor punchs Kenny to the ropes and throws Kenny into the ropes, and Kenny reverses it. Trevor comes back and Kenny catches him in a sleeper hold in the middle of the ring.

Chase: It could be over right here for Trevor

Kenny Squeezes Trevor's head and brings Trevor down.

The ref checks for a choke and Trevor begins to go limp. The ref checks Trevor's hand and lifts it up and drops it.
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Harvey: we're down to the final 2 minutes.

Kenny legs go of the Sleeper and Trevor starts kicking and punching Kenny in the corner. Trevor then pulls Kenny out of the corner and then Piledrives him in the middle of the ring. Trevor covers.
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Kick Out.

Trevor looks over at the titanton and see 1 min, 20 seconds left. Trevor goes to pick Kenny up and Kenny quickly rolls Trevor up in a small package.
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Chase: Its over.

Harvey: We have a new champion.

With 35 seconds left, Trevor covers Kenny and the crowd counts.1....2....3. Trevor looks up and see's President Jeff rushing down the asile. He slides into the ring with 25 seconds left and makes the count.
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Chase: What is President Jeff doing.

Trevor gets to his feet and Jeff kicks Trevor in the gut, picks him up and drives him with the HurraDriver. The crowd boo's as Jeff puts Kenny on top of Trevor. With 5 seconds left, Jeff does the count.
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Winner and Still APW World Heavyweight Champion: Kenny Lambardo. (1-0)

Jeff picks Kenny up and raises his arm in victory as the ref hands Kenny the title.

Chase: I can't believe it, President Jeff just screwed over Trevor Blackwell.

Harvey: But why?

Chase: The Church of Kaos may have just gotten stronger with the boss as an ally.

With Kenny and Jeff celebrating, fans start throwing garbage at them, filling up the ring.

Chase: The fans are experessing themselves here.

Harvey: What an event this has been and I can't believe it ended like this.

Chase: There's a lot of questions that going to need to be answered.

Harvey: We're back in America next week for Overdrive. See you all then.

Kenny and Jeff continue to celebrate as Sabotage goes off the air.