Post by Shane Borderland on Jul 2, 2011 11:45:03 GMT -4
The scene fades in to play and we are at a bar. Shane Borderland and Big Heavy are sitting in a booth. Shane is drinking one of his favorites, which is a Kamikaze. Big Heavy is drinking a Bud Light Beer. The music is overbearing, the women are dancing, and the drinks are flowing. Shane takes a sip of his drink, sets it down and looks at Big Heavy.
\\Shane Borderland//
Well tomorrow it comes. The Test for the Best is finally here and what am i doing? Sitting here tossing a few back and kicking it with a homie of mine. Shows how comfortable i am with this. See round 2 is going to be me against Bodacious or Blade. If its Bodacious, then hell that shouldnt be hard there. I have already beat his ass once already, but he wants to go back and cry like a little bitch to everyone about me stealing his thunder. I would hate to say this, actually no i dont. Bobby even if i wasnt even in the match, you wouldnt have no thunder. You lossed fair and square against me, just take it like a man. Own up to it, hell a lot of people fall to the hands of me, its not necessarily a bad thing. I could see if i never won a match and beat you, now that would be humiliating. But a top notch superstar like myself, i could easily see that. I know your pissed about losing to me, but hell i had to make a good show. Thats what im here for and thats what i do. If you cant take that, then maybe your ass needs to back down from this match and go hide behind your partner. See dont forget, after The Test for the Best is over, you will have another shot at me. The triple threat tag team match up for the Tag Titles. But thats another story for now. Right now, lets just focus on this tourney. So you want to be the best that you can be do you? Well thats not going to be good enough to take me out of this tourney. Im simply better than you will ever be and that is whats killing you inside. Knowing that you have been in the APW a hell of a lot longer than me and i beat you. It sucks to lose against a newbie, but hell if you had as much talent as i have, you would know what im talking about. See take Big Heavy for instance.
Big Heavy looks at Shane with a puzzled look.
\\Shane Borderland//
This is a beast of a man. Fairly new to the wrestling business. But he knows what to do and how to do. Kind of like me in a way. He knows what he wants and he goes for it. Sorry, he gets it. I may not be a giant, i may not be a champion. But i am one hell of a superstar and ill be damned if your going to get in my way of me becoming a champion in APW.
\\Big Heavy//
Hhhhmmmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
I knew you would like that Heavy. But its the truth. If you had to listen to this whining like i have, you would want to commit suicide. Thats all i have heard from Bobby. I am going to win, blah blah blah. I lost to Shane once, blah blah blah. I am going to get revenge for him stealing my match, blah blah blah. Wake up Bobby, this isnt a dream. You couldnt beat me if i was handicapped. Im just too good for you, i know it and so do you. Thats why its killing you inside knowing that you have to step back in the ring with me. Hell i would be worried too if i have to step in the ring with me. But dont worry, you will get your chance one day. Maybe when im out of action or not around. But since im here and im in the best shape of my life, there is no chance that i am letting gold slip through my fingers. So when you finally quit all this bitching like a female on the rag, then maybe you could be as good as me. See no one likes a bitch, especially a bitch of man. Nobody likes hearing a man complain about losing. Thats all i actually here from you anymore. So after this tourney, could you please be man about this and take the beating that you deserve? Because frankly im sick and tired of hearing you complain about every little thing that is going wrong in your life. You can get your chance for revenge in the Tag Titles match, but even then you will not win. So basically what im saying is, just sit back and get your ass kicked like you are use to.
\\Big Heavy//
Hahaha!
\\Shane Borderland//
Did you just laugh?
\\Big Heavy//
Mhhhmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Now thats a change for once. Mostly you just grunt or something.
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Like that.
A shooter girl walks up to the table where Shane and Big Heavy are sitting.
\\Shooter Girl//
You guys want another drink?
Shane looks up and down her body, then takes a look at his glass. He picks his glass up and downs the rest of it.
\\Shane Borderland//
Now i do. Heavy?
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Thats a yes.
\\Shooter Girl//
Ok, i will bring your drinks right to you.
The shooter girl walks turns and walks away from their table and Shane watched her leave. He turns back around and shakes his head as Big Heavy cuts a little smirk.
\\Shane Borderland//
You like that too didnt you?
\\Big Heavy//
Mhhmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea you know you liked it. That and a cold glass of ice water would kill you.
\\Big Heavy//
Hehe.
\\Shane Borderland//
Anyways, where was i? Oh yea, talking about beating Bodacious. Well if he survives the first round and i hope he does. Could you imagine how pissed he would be if he goes into the second round and loses against me? Then the Tag Title match and he loses again? That would just kill him. But if he advances to the second round, then thats the way that its going to happen. So i hope he is prepared for a rude awakening. Bobby, you call yourself a superstar, well until i see that side of you, you will be called bitch boy. A true superstar gets whatever is handed to him, not bitch about losing every single match. Im sure other people get sick of you too. So that means im going to have to tone your ass down a bit.
The shooter girl appears out of nowhere with Shane and Big Heavy’s drinks. She hands them their drinks and and smiles and walks away. Shane’s head moves from side to side as he watches her ass move side to side as she walks. Big Heavy shakes his head as he watches Shane. Shane turns back around and looks at Big Heavy.
\\Shane Borderland//
Damn, that might kill me son.
Shane’s cell phone starts ringing in his pocket. He leans back in the seat to get his phone from his right pocket. He gets it out and looks at the screen. It says “Incoming Call From Kash.” He answers.
\\Shane Borderland//
Whats up bro, where you at?
\\Jason Kash//
Whats up man, well right now im driving around. Its colder than a witches titty in a brass bra, doing push ups in a middle of an anarctic tundra out here.
\\Shane Borderland//
Thats a new one on me, Hahahaha! Anyways me and Heavy are at this bar called Cheval Bar. You should stop by.
\\Jason Kash//
Cheval Bar? Where in the hell is that?
\\Shane Borderland//
Hell i dont know, Map Quest it, hahaha!
\\Jason Kash//
Ok man, hahaha! Give me a few.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ok man, see you in a bit.
Shane Hangs up the phone and slides it back into his pocket. He takes a drink of his Kamikaze and sits back.
\\Shane Borderland//
That was Kash, he said give him a few and he will be here.
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Thats what i said. Haha! Anyways if not Bodacious its Blade, someone i reallt dont know much about. All i know he is one hell of a competitor. I heard that he joined this tournament and is doing that bad. But hell this is different. We will have a match of our life. Blade, i know you are a damn good competitor, but just like i told Bodacious. You will not step in front of me becoming a champion or getting a shot at the title. This is my era, its about time that a new law steps into town. Everyone is getting tired of seeing the same old champions. Thats why its about damn time for me to hold some gold in the APW. Yes i havent been here long, but hell i think its about time. See i was being basically tested in my match with Suzuki. But i didnt understand the match with Morrison. That was a total waste of my time. I could beat his ass on my worst day and him at his best. I guess Jeff wanted to give me a break or something. Because i know he didnt classify Morrison in the same class as me. I am ten times the superstar he will ever be. But know i get the chance to prove that because i have the chance to go up against you Blade. So hell i know we dont know anything about each other, but we are fixing to. See i am on a journey Blade. On the journey for gold. I still havent had a title match since i got here and its about time that i get the chance too. Still even after this tourney i get the shot at becoming Tag Champions with my partner Kash. Well i shouldnt say shot, i should say we are going to become champions because we got this in the bag. But thats not why im here, im here to say something to you Blade. I know you are worthy and if i have to verse you then you will be my hardest opponent yet. But do you think for one second thats going to affect me in anyway? I dont think so. I am going to do the same as i always do and thats simply being this damn good. I know its hard to watch someone having such a damn good caliber, such as myself. You will see what i have to offer soon if you pass the first round. I know damn well i will pass, so i have no worries about anything. I know i am going to proceed to the finals, so hell i really dont have much to worry about. Only thing i know is that Bodacious and Blade is going to have one hell of a time in the ring with me. Well Bodacious already knows what i can do, but Blade has no idea of whats going on. He thinks i am some new comer that doesnt know how to tie his own shoes. Well im sorry to say Blade, but i will hand you your ass as well as i do Roxy. Im sick of the old time wrestlers think since they have been in the game for so long, then the new comers dont have a chance in hell. Well let me tell you something. The time has changed and its my time to show the world what i got. You think im going to back down from anyone? You are simply pathetic if you think that. So why dont you do us all a favor and just lay down and let me win. It will save me the strength and you the embarrassment. I am un-defeated for a reason guys and thats because i am just that damn good. I am not on a lucky streak, its because i am better than the rest. Bodacious knows, isnt that right Bobby? You seen how quick a match can turn around. I showed you once before and i will show you or Blade, either one it doesnt really matter because i am going to walk out victorious anyways.
As soon as Shane gets finished, he see’s Kash walk into the bar. Shane stands up and Kash shee’s him. Shane sits back down and Kash walks through the crowd to get to the table. Kash finally gets there and sits down beside Big Heavy.
\\Jason Kash//
Whats up Heavy?
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmm...
\\Jason Kash//
The usual? I gotcha. Whats up with you Shane?
\\Shane Borderland//
You know same shit different day. Just sitting here, drinking having a good time. Actually i have been talking about Bodacious and Blade to Heavy here.
\\Jason Kash//
Well what about them?
\\Shane Borderland//
Nothing really, just that they are going to lose. I am in the best shape of my life right now and no one is going to step in the way of it.
\\Jason Kash//
True, i see what you are talking about. But right now, let the partying begin.
\\Shane Borderland//
What are you talking about?
\\Jason Kash//
Well lets not talk about matches right now, we are at a bar, lets have a good time and lets sit back and drink us some.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ok, sounds good to me.
Shane, Jason, and Big Heavy sit back and relax, drinking them a few drinks.
Fades.
OOC- Sorry so short and without color. But i really didnt have time, i have been so busy with work and family stuff. But i hope this is good enough. Good Luck
\\Shane Borderland//
Well tomorrow it comes. The Test for the Best is finally here and what am i doing? Sitting here tossing a few back and kicking it with a homie of mine. Shows how comfortable i am with this. See round 2 is going to be me against Bodacious or Blade. If its Bodacious, then hell that shouldnt be hard there. I have already beat his ass once already, but he wants to go back and cry like a little bitch to everyone about me stealing his thunder. I would hate to say this, actually no i dont. Bobby even if i wasnt even in the match, you wouldnt have no thunder. You lossed fair and square against me, just take it like a man. Own up to it, hell a lot of people fall to the hands of me, its not necessarily a bad thing. I could see if i never won a match and beat you, now that would be humiliating. But a top notch superstar like myself, i could easily see that. I know your pissed about losing to me, but hell i had to make a good show. Thats what im here for and thats what i do. If you cant take that, then maybe your ass needs to back down from this match and go hide behind your partner. See dont forget, after The Test for the Best is over, you will have another shot at me. The triple threat tag team match up for the Tag Titles. But thats another story for now. Right now, lets just focus on this tourney. So you want to be the best that you can be do you? Well thats not going to be good enough to take me out of this tourney. Im simply better than you will ever be and that is whats killing you inside. Knowing that you have been in the APW a hell of a lot longer than me and i beat you. It sucks to lose against a newbie, but hell if you had as much talent as i have, you would know what im talking about. See take Big Heavy for instance.
Big Heavy looks at Shane with a puzzled look.
\\Shane Borderland//
This is a beast of a man. Fairly new to the wrestling business. But he knows what to do and how to do. Kind of like me in a way. He knows what he wants and he goes for it. Sorry, he gets it. I may not be a giant, i may not be a champion. But i am one hell of a superstar and ill be damned if your going to get in my way of me becoming a champion in APW.
\\Big Heavy//
Hhhhmmmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
I knew you would like that Heavy. But its the truth. If you had to listen to this whining like i have, you would want to commit suicide. Thats all i have heard from Bobby. I am going to win, blah blah blah. I lost to Shane once, blah blah blah. I am going to get revenge for him stealing my match, blah blah blah. Wake up Bobby, this isnt a dream. You couldnt beat me if i was handicapped. Im just too good for you, i know it and so do you. Thats why its killing you inside knowing that you have to step back in the ring with me. Hell i would be worried too if i have to step in the ring with me. But dont worry, you will get your chance one day. Maybe when im out of action or not around. But since im here and im in the best shape of my life, there is no chance that i am letting gold slip through my fingers. So when you finally quit all this bitching like a female on the rag, then maybe you could be as good as me. See no one likes a bitch, especially a bitch of man. Nobody likes hearing a man complain about losing. Thats all i actually here from you anymore. So after this tourney, could you please be man about this and take the beating that you deserve? Because frankly im sick and tired of hearing you complain about every little thing that is going wrong in your life. You can get your chance for revenge in the Tag Titles match, but even then you will not win. So basically what im saying is, just sit back and get your ass kicked like you are use to.
\\Big Heavy//
Hahaha!
\\Shane Borderland//
Did you just laugh?
\\Big Heavy//
Mhhhmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Now thats a change for once. Mostly you just grunt or something.
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Like that.
A shooter girl walks up to the table where Shane and Big Heavy are sitting.
\\Shooter Girl//
You guys want another drink?
Shane looks up and down her body, then takes a look at his glass. He picks his glass up and downs the rest of it.
\\Shane Borderland//
Now i do. Heavy?
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Thats a yes.
\\Shooter Girl//
Ok, i will bring your drinks right to you.
The shooter girl walks turns and walks away from their table and Shane watched her leave. He turns back around and shakes his head as Big Heavy cuts a little smirk.
\\Shane Borderland//
You like that too didnt you?
\\Big Heavy//
Mhhmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea you know you liked it. That and a cold glass of ice water would kill you.
\\Big Heavy//
Hehe.
\\Shane Borderland//
Anyways, where was i? Oh yea, talking about beating Bodacious. Well if he survives the first round and i hope he does. Could you imagine how pissed he would be if he goes into the second round and loses against me? Then the Tag Title match and he loses again? That would just kill him. But if he advances to the second round, then thats the way that its going to happen. So i hope he is prepared for a rude awakening. Bobby, you call yourself a superstar, well until i see that side of you, you will be called bitch boy. A true superstar gets whatever is handed to him, not bitch about losing every single match. Im sure other people get sick of you too. So that means im going to have to tone your ass down a bit.
The shooter girl appears out of nowhere with Shane and Big Heavy’s drinks. She hands them their drinks and and smiles and walks away. Shane’s head moves from side to side as he watches her ass move side to side as she walks. Big Heavy shakes his head as he watches Shane. Shane turns back around and looks at Big Heavy.
\\Shane Borderland//
Damn, that might kill me son.
Shane’s cell phone starts ringing in his pocket. He leans back in the seat to get his phone from his right pocket. He gets it out and looks at the screen. It says “Incoming Call From Kash.” He answers.
\\Shane Borderland//
Whats up bro, where you at?
\\Jason Kash//
Whats up man, well right now im driving around. Its colder than a witches titty in a brass bra, doing push ups in a middle of an anarctic tundra out here.
\\Shane Borderland//
Thats a new one on me, Hahahaha! Anyways me and Heavy are at this bar called Cheval Bar. You should stop by.
\\Jason Kash//
Cheval Bar? Where in the hell is that?
\\Shane Borderland//
Hell i dont know, Map Quest it, hahaha!
\\Jason Kash//
Ok man, hahaha! Give me a few.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ok man, see you in a bit.
Shane Hangs up the phone and slides it back into his pocket. He takes a drink of his Kamikaze and sits back.
\\Shane Borderland//
That was Kash, he said give him a few and he will be here.
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
Thats what i said. Haha! Anyways if not Bodacious its Blade, someone i reallt dont know much about. All i know he is one hell of a competitor. I heard that he joined this tournament and is doing that bad. But hell this is different. We will have a match of our life. Blade, i know you are a damn good competitor, but just like i told Bodacious. You will not step in front of me becoming a champion or getting a shot at the title. This is my era, its about time that a new law steps into town. Everyone is getting tired of seeing the same old champions. Thats why its about damn time for me to hold some gold in the APW. Yes i havent been here long, but hell i think its about time. See i was being basically tested in my match with Suzuki. But i didnt understand the match with Morrison. That was a total waste of my time. I could beat his ass on my worst day and him at his best. I guess Jeff wanted to give me a break or something. Because i know he didnt classify Morrison in the same class as me. I am ten times the superstar he will ever be. But know i get the chance to prove that because i have the chance to go up against you Blade. So hell i know we dont know anything about each other, but we are fixing to. See i am on a journey Blade. On the journey for gold. I still havent had a title match since i got here and its about time that i get the chance too. Still even after this tourney i get the shot at becoming Tag Champions with my partner Kash. Well i shouldnt say shot, i should say we are going to become champions because we got this in the bag. But thats not why im here, im here to say something to you Blade. I know you are worthy and if i have to verse you then you will be my hardest opponent yet. But do you think for one second thats going to affect me in anyway? I dont think so. I am going to do the same as i always do and thats simply being this damn good. I know its hard to watch someone having such a damn good caliber, such as myself. You will see what i have to offer soon if you pass the first round. I know damn well i will pass, so i have no worries about anything. I know i am going to proceed to the finals, so hell i really dont have much to worry about. Only thing i know is that Bodacious and Blade is going to have one hell of a time in the ring with me. Well Bodacious already knows what i can do, but Blade has no idea of whats going on. He thinks i am some new comer that doesnt know how to tie his own shoes. Well im sorry to say Blade, but i will hand you your ass as well as i do Roxy. Im sick of the old time wrestlers think since they have been in the game for so long, then the new comers dont have a chance in hell. Well let me tell you something. The time has changed and its my time to show the world what i got. You think im going to back down from anyone? You are simply pathetic if you think that. So why dont you do us all a favor and just lay down and let me win. It will save me the strength and you the embarrassment. I am un-defeated for a reason guys and thats because i am just that damn good. I am not on a lucky streak, its because i am better than the rest. Bodacious knows, isnt that right Bobby? You seen how quick a match can turn around. I showed you once before and i will show you or Blade, either one it doesnt really matter because i am going to walk out victorious anyways.
As soon as Shane gets finished, he see’s Kash walk into the bar. Shane stands up and Kash shee’s him. Shane sits back down and Kash walks through the crowd to get to the table. Kash finally gets there and sits down beside Big Heavy.
\\Jason Kash//
Whats up Heavy?
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmm...
\\Jason Kash//
The usual? I gotcha. Whats up with you Shane?
\\Shane Borderland//
You know same shit different day. Just sitting here, drinking having a good time. Actually i have been talking about Bodacious and Blade to Heavy here.
\\Jason Kash//
Well what about them?
\\Shane Borderland//
Nothing really, just that they are going to lose. I am in the best shape of my life right now and no one is going to step in the way of it.
\\Jason Kash//
True, i see what you are talking about. But right now, let the partying begin.
\\Shane Borderland//
What are you talking about?
\\Jason Kash//
Well lets not talk about matches right now, we are at a bar, lets have a good time and lets sit back and drink us some.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ok, sounds good to me.
Shane, Jason, and Big Heavy sit back and relax, drinking them a few drinks.
Fades.
OOC- Sorry so short and without color. But i really didnt have time, i have been so busy with work and family stuff. But i hope this is good enough. Good Luck
