Post by brandenharvey on Jul 17, 2011 0:10:33 GMT -4
[The scene opens at the home of Branden Harvey. It's dark outside. The sun has just set. Inside the house, Branden and his wife, Lisa, are reading to their three year old son, James. But James has fallen asleep and is slumping over on the couch.]
Lisa: Finally. It's almost ten o clock. He's finally asleep.
Branden: We certainly have our hands full with James, don't we?
Lisa: Of course. I love him. But I don't think I could handle two.
[Branden picks James into his arms and slowly, silently, carefully carries him to bed.]
Lisa: Now that he's in bed, would you like to go to our room and have some adult fun?
Branden: I like that idea.
[Branden and Lisa sprint to their room. They lie on the bed. They start frantically kissing. You can see Branden's tongue jutting in and out of Lisa's mouth. Branden starts to take Lisa's shirt off. It's off. He undoes her bra. Her breasts are showing when, suddenly...
There's a knock at the door. Branden gets up and heads for the door, angry that he has to stop. He answers the door and, low and behold, it's his new secretary, Joseph. This guy, while really nice to Lisa and James, constantly spoke condescendingly to Branden.]
Joseph: Hello, Mr. Harvey. How's do you like attacking others behind their backs on Asylum?
Branden: Well...
Joseph: Nevermind. I'm not here to talk to someone that fights for a living. I'm here to see your wife. Where is she?
[At that moment, Lisa came walking out of the bedroom, now fully clothed.]
Lisa: Yes, Joseph? What do you need?
Joseph: Well, Mrs. Harvey, I'm here to tell you that your sister, Beth, has just died. She was in a car crash.
[Lisa starts to cry.]
Lisa: How horrible.
Branden: I ain't getting laid tonight.
Joseph: That's how I'd expect someone like you to talk.
Lisa: Thank you, Joseph. Now, please leave. I need to take this in.
Joseph: Of course, Mrs. Harvey.
[Joseph leaves.]
Branden: I'm sorry for your loss, Lisa.
Lisa: Me too. I need you to cuddle me.
[There's another knock on the door.]
Branden: I'll get it. You stay here. I'll be back in a minute.
[Branden goes to answer the door. It's a police officer. He hands Branden a clipboard.]
Pig: Sign this, please.
[Branden signs it.]
Lisa: What is it?
Branden: Some kind of special delivery.
[Branden hands the clipboard back to the officer. The officer goes back to his car. he comes back with a seven year old child. Branden and Lisa knew the kid. His name was Isaiah.]
Pig: This is yours.
[He hands Isaiah to Branden and, while Branden holds Isaiah in his arms, confused, the cop turns around to go back to his car but Lisa stops him.]
Lisa: What do you mean this is ours? I love Isaiah to death. But we can't handle another child.
Pig: You signed for him. He's yours. He was your sister's child. And all your other sister's turned him down. It's either you or a foster home.
[The officer waits for them to hand Isaiah back. They don't and he turns around and walks back to his car. Lisa turns to Branden.]
Lisa: well, I guess we have another child.
[The scene fades.]
[The scene opens in the living room of Branden Harvey. he's alone. He looks into the camera and begins to speak.]
Branden: This Sunday, on APW Asylum, Blade and I face a team that has been in APW for a few months now. This team is known as Organized Violence. That name sounds spectacular. It sounds like a team that's going to run roughshod over APW.
But, really, who is it? It's Jason Kash and Shane Borderland. That's when we really see what makes a team. And, in Organized Violence, we're disappointed.
You see, Jason Kash can't hold a candle to me. He got one fluke win over in DHW, where he had the homefield advantage, being the owner and all. But what about all the other matches we've faced each other in?
the first time I faced Jason Kash was on Overdrive. It was Blade and I, alongside some punk named CJ Gates, against you, Knuckles, and some loser named AJ King. What happened in this match, Jason? Blade and I won. We won because we are better than you and any losers you'd team with.
So, when you decided APW wasn't for you, you were booked in a farewell match. Do you remember what happened there? I put you through a flaming table because I am better than you on your best day.
Jason, you are a loser. You have always and will always lose to me. Plain and simple. But what about that inbred idiot you call a partner? What about Shane Borderland?
I have never faced Shane Borderland. So he's a wild card in this match. But is he better than me?
[The scene fades to a video of Asylum two weeks ago.]
Suddenly "FUEL" plays over the loudspeakers and out walks "Supersonic" Branden Harvey! The crowd pops tremendously!
Beckett: WHAT? He's back! Harvey is back! And he's making a B-Line to the ring.
Nailz: Obviously he's seen enough. We didn't expect Branden any time soon, but he's here now to make things right.
Branden gets in the ring and squares off with Blade. They jaw jack a few times and Branden holds his hand out to Blade. Blade smiles and hands him the chair just for Branden to bury the Chair in the back of Kash's head. He then does the same to Borderland and the crowd falls silent.
Beckett: Oh my God! What is going on here?
Nailz: Did Branden Harvey just turn his back on these fans and sell his soul to the devils?
Branden hits the top turnbuckle and dives off with a Sonic Boom to Kash. He then locks in "That 70's Hold" on Borderland as Gambler, Bobby, and Blade all cheer him on. They continue to beat down the new champs until security comes out to the ring.
[Branden once again appears on the screen.]
Branden: It looks to me like I could easily make Shane Borderland TAP OUT!!
[The scene fades.]
Lisa: Finally. It's almost ten o clock. He's finally asleep.
Branden: We certainly have our hands full with James, don't we?
Lisa: Of course. I love him. But I don't think I could handle two.
[Branden picks James into his arms and slowly, silently, carefully carries him to bed.]
Lisa: Now that he's in bed, would you like to go to our room and have some adult fun?
Branden: I like that idea.
[Branden and Lisa sprint to their room. They lie on the bed. They start frantically kissing. You can see Branden's tongue jutting in and out of Lisa's mouth. Branden starts to take Lisa's shirt off. It's off. He undoes her bra. Her breasts are showing when, suddenly...
There's a knock at the door. Branden gets up and heads for the door, angry that he has to stop. He answers the door and, low and behold, it's his new secretary, Joseph. This guy, while really nice to Lisa and James, constantly spoke condescendingly to Branden.]
Joseph: Hello, Mr. Harvey. How's do you like attacking others behind their backs on Asylum?
Branden: Well...
Joseph: Nevermind. I'm not here to talk to someone that fights for a living. I'm here to see your wife. Where is she?
[At that moment, Lisa came walking out of the bedroom, now fully clothed.]
Lisa: Yes, Joseph? What do you need?
Joseph: Well, Mrs. Harvey, I'm here to tell you that your sister, Beth, has just died. She was in a car crash.
[Lisa starts to cry.]
Lisa: How horrible.
Branden: I ain't getting laid tonight.
Joseph: That's how I'd expect someone like you to talk.
Lisa: Thank you, Joseph. Now, please leave. I need to take this in.
Joseph: Of course, Mrs. Harvey.
[Joseph leaves.]
Branden: I'm sorry for your loss, Lisa.
Lisa: Me too. I need you to cuddle me.
[There's another knock on the door.]
Branden: I'll get it. You stay here. I'll be back in a minute.
[Branden goes to answer the door. It's a police officer. He hands Branden a clipboard.]
Pig: Sign this, please.
[Branden signs it.]
Lisa: What is it?
Branden: Some kind of special delivery.
[Branden hands the clipboard back to the officer. The officer goes back to his car. he comes back with a seven year old child. Branden and Lisa knew the kid. His name was Isaiah.]
Pig: This is yours.
[He hands Isaiah to Branden and, while Branden holds Isaiah in his arms, confused, the cop turns around to go back to his car but Lisa stops him.]
Lisa: What do you mean this is ours? I love Isaiah to death. But we can't handle another child.
Pig: You signed for him. He's yours. He was your sister's child. And all your other sister's turned him down. It's either you or a foster home.
[The officer waits for them to hand Isaiah back. They don't and he turns around and walks back to his car. Lisa turns to Branden.]
Lisa: well, I guess we have another child.
[The scene fades.]
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[The scene opens in the living room of Branden Harvey. he's alone. He looks into the camera and begins to speak.]
Branden: This Sunday, on APW Asylum, Blade and I face a team that has been in APW for a few months now. This team is known as Organized Violence. That name sounds spectacular. It sounds like a team that's going to run roughshod over APW.
But, really, who is it? It's Jason Kash and Shane Borderland. That's when we really see what makes a team. And, in Organized Violence, we're disappointed.
You see, Jason Kash can't hold a candle to me. He got one fluke win over in DHW, where he had the homefield advantage, being the owner and all. But what about all the other matches we've faced each other in?
the first time I faced Jason Kash was on Overdrive. It was Blade and I, alongside some punk named CJ Gates, against you, Knuckles, and some loser named AJ King. What happened in this match, Jason? Blade and I won. We won because we are better than you and any losers you'd team with.
So, when you decided APW wasn't for you, you were booked in a farewell match. Do you remember what happened there? I put you through a flaming table because I am better than you on your best day.
Jason, you are a loser. You have always and will always lose to me. Plain and simple. But what about that inbred idiot you call a partner? What about Shane Borderland?
I have never faced Shane Borderland. So he's a wild card in this match. But is he better than me?
[The scene fades to a video of Asylum two weeks ago.]
Suddenly "FUEL" plays over the loudspeakers and out walks "Supersonic" Branden Harvey! The crowd pops tremendously!
Beckett: WHAT? He's back! Harvey is back! And he's making a B-Line to the ring.
Nailz: Obviously he's seen enough. We didn't expect Branden any time soon, but he's here now to make things right.
Branden gets in the ring and squares off with Blade. They jaw jack a few times and Branden holds his hand out to Blade. Blade smiles and hands him the chair just for Branden to bury the Chair in the back of Kash's head. He then does the same to Borderland and the crowd falls silent.
Beckett: Oh my God! What is going on here?
Nailz: Did Branden Harvey just turn his back on these fans and sell his soul to the devils?
Branden hits the top turnbuckle and dives off with a Sonic Boom to Kash. He then locks in "That 70's Hold" on Borderland as Gambler, Bobby, and Blade all cheer him on. They continue to beat down the new champs until security comes out to the ring.
[Branden once again appears on the screen.]
Branden: It looks to me like I could easily make Shane Borderland TAP OUT!!
[The scene fades.]
