Post by Mike Morrison on Jul 26, 2011 8:22:12 GMT -4
OOC: My thoughts are in red, and the voice is in green. Good luck to all involved.
The scene opens in a pub, Iam dressed in a madness t-shirt and a pair of Union Jack shorts, kinda crazy I know but the weather demands it, I grab his beer and heads to the beer garden. The voice enters his head once more.
"You know alcohol destroys braincells, and does someone as mad as you need to drink."
"You made me insane so, yeah I guess a beer wont hurt."
I sit there in the beer garden absorbing the sun, it is a crazy world for me, to be honest I would rather be back in my cold, isolated dark room, but then again I guess I need to get out oince in a while, but everytime I do the voice wants me to come back. Yesterday I went to the dvd rental shop to rent Scream 4 and the voice kept talking and spoiling the film. The voice is smart he predicted the whole film how did he know who the killer was?
"So you team with Yoko Misawa against the two love birds Rose Hopper and Tyler Vaughn."
"Yeah what of it?" I enquired
"Well I guess I am ok with it as long as it doesn't distract you from your goal."
"What goal, what you are my manager now?"
"Not really but I am in charge Mikey boy."
I finish my pint, and shudder to think what this voice will make me do next. For all I know I could be burning down a church, doing a Jason Voorhees routine in the woods or god knows what. Anyway the voice will probably start singing a song to get on my nerves again so I best be heading back home.
1 hour later:
So here I am again back in my dark cellar sitting here like some devient serial killer. Oh well it was good to be free like a bird if only for a couple of hours. But the voice has instructed me and we have work to do. The voice isn't that bad, I get some time to go outside and in return he guides me and I go to work under his guidence, what a win win situation. Still dressed the same I pick up the camera and turn it on.
"You know it's funny, because the lovebirds are after some gold they have to jump people it's insane, woah thats rich coming from me but anyway. It is amazing that a gold belt will make some people jump and talk shit about their fellow man. I loved the steel toe to the head thats the best yet, personally I would have used a sock with snooker balls in it. It would have hurt more, but I guess knowing pain is like a drug to me, you opted for the wussy option. Like your choice in partners really, and as for my head the voices are stronger as ever. (Thumbs up to the camera).."
I look to the ground and take time to think upon this wierd twist of fate.
"Now I have Yoko Misawa as a partner for this match and we havn't seen eye to eye lately, but he has an Issue with your boyfriend Tyler well thats them occupied. So how about it Hopper you talk about how you like to dish out pain as well how you like pain. Then who best to fine tune those skills of yours then yours truly. I mean lets see how far you go when you keep striking me down for me to get up and go "Thank you sir may I have another?". Lets see how far your 'limitness potential really goes when you have exausted every thing in your arsenal and I still keep coming. You act as if pain is your ally, trust me it is not me and pain is like gunpowder and fire, it is like tea and crumpets we go well together. Will it work out the same for you?"
I creak my neck and look at the camera for the final time.
"So go on about how I am retarded, go ahead, all your slagging all your two on ones. They wont help you, either of you I will see you at Asylum (laughs) sounds like I am coming home doesn't it?."
"Yeah it's twenty past four and someone has a smoke"
The camera turns off.
"You had to rip his catch phrase Mike thats low."
"Yeah, and howcome they grouped me in with the red shield mafia, I ain't part of that group."
"I might of sent an application from when you were sleeping."
"Ahh thats probably it then"
I go back to rocking back and forth.
The scene opens in a pub, Iam dressed in a madness t-shirt and a pair of Union Jack shorts, kinda crazy I know but the weather demands it, I grab his beer and heads to the beer garden. The voice enters his head once more.
"You know alcohol destroys braincells, and does someone as mad as you need to drink."
"You made me insane so, yeah I guess a beer wont hurt."
I sit there in the beer garden absorbing the sun, it is a crazy world for me, to be honest I would rather be back in my cold, isolated dark room, but then again I guess I need to get out oince in a while, but everytime I do the voice wants me to come back. Yesterday I went to the dvd rental shop to rent Scream 4 and the voice kept talking and spoiling the film. The voice is smart he predicted the whole film how did he know who the killer was?
"So you team with Yoko Misawa against the two love birds Rose Hopper and Tyler Vaughn."
"Yeah what of it?" I enquired
"Well I guess I am ok with it as long as it doesn't distract you from your goal."
"What goal, what you are my manager now?"
"Not really but I am in charge Mikey boy."
I finish my pint, and shudder to think what this voice will make me do next. For all I know I could be burning down a church, doing a Jason Voorhees routine in the woods or god knows what. Anyway the voice will probably start singing a song to get on my nerves again so I best be heading back home.
1 hour later:
So here I am again back in my dark cellar sitting here like some devient serial killer. Oh well it was good to be free like a bird if only for a couple of hours. But the voice has instructed me and we have work to do. The voice isn't that bad, I get some time to go outside and in return he guides me and I go to work under his guidence, what a win win situation. Still dressed the same I pick up the camera and turn it on.
"You know it's funny, because the lovebirds are after some gold they have to jump people it's insane, woah thats rich coming from me but anyway. It is amazing that a gold belt will make some people jump and talk shit about their fellow man. I loved the steel toe to the head thats the best yet, personally I would have used a sock with snooker balls in it. It would have hurt more, but I guess knowing pain is like a drug to me, you opted for the wussy option. Like your choice in partners really, and as for my head the voices are stronger as ever. (Thumbs up to the camera).."
I look to the ground and take time to think upon this wierd twist of fate.
"Now I have Yoko Misawa as a partner for this match and we havn't seen eye to eye lately, but he has an Issue with your boyfriend Tyler well thats them occupied. So how about it Hopper you talk about how you like to dish out pain as well how you like pain. Then who best to fine tune those skills of yours then yours truly. I mean lets see how far you go when you keep striking me down for me to get up and go "Thank you sir may I have another?". Lets see how far your 'limitness potential really goes when you have exausted every thing in your arsenal and I still keep coming. You act as if pain is your ally, trust me it is not me and pain is like gunpowder and fire, it is like tea and crumpets we go well together. Will it work out the same for you?"
I creak my neck and look at the camera for the final time.
"So go on about how I am retarded, go ahead, all your slagging all your two on ones. They wont help you, either of you I will see you at Asylum (laughs) sounds like I am coming home doesn't it?."
"Yeah it's twenty past four and someone has a smoke"
The camera turns off.
"You had to rip his catch phrase Mike thats low."
"Yeah, and howcome they grouped me in with the red shield mafia, I ain't part of that group."
"I might of sent an application from when you were sleeping."
"Ahh thats probably it then"
I go back to rocking back and forth.
