Post by Matt Metal on May 1, 2008 12:02:22 GMT -4
Its been a while since i've done this - so this might seem a lil rusty, or old school....
The camera fades back into shot from the current commercial and then fades into a shot of the APW arena from the usual house show. The titantron is nothing fancy, a small video screen, a black curtain and a little ramp and entrance way for the superstars to walk down. The camera then pans down to the bottom of the screen and then looks up as the arena is then plunged into darkness and then blue lights shin down much like Mr Undertakers entrance. Then on those screen with some operatic music appears the old and empty CWF arena, and then a dark figure being lowered down into the ring and then standing in the ring as the camera zooms forward from the back of the audience seats, round in circles until it is face to face with the dark figure. The camera is suddenly then flashed with a wave of blue and white lights as suddenly those now famous words are uttered…..
"You can't Stop….Nu Metal….On the Block."
Suddenly the arena lights go up and then die back to the blue lighting, but not as heavily, just think rock from 2002. Then on the stage the curtain is thrown back and walking out is Matt Metal, with his "God Personified" T-Shirt on and a pair of baggy jeans and wrestling boots. Metal then stomps out onto the stage as "Come with me" by P Diddy plays over the P.A system. Metal then walks out and then stand on the ramp looking around as the audience gives out a huge cheer, nobody in the world is expect this!. Metal just smirks and then slowly starts to walk to the ring as the ring announce her job.
Announcer - "Ladies and Gentleman, introducing the former WWC and CWF Champion….Matt Metal!"
Metal then cringes after hearing the former WWC and CWF Champion remark and then begins to stare out the announcer. Metal then gets to the ring and then climbs in and then stands in his position which is where the game does his water spit pose, but inside the ring, poses by raising both hands in the air and holding his index finger out. Upon doing this blue pyro's similar to Kane's, fire up from all four corners of the ring The lights shoot up and then Matt Metal then walks over to the edge of the ring and is handed a microphone. Metal then takes it and starts to walk round the ring as the fans start the once famous Metal Chant…."
*Metal…Metal…..Metal…Metal*
Metal - "Action packed Wrestling…..Action Packed Wrestling? How in the name of Chuck Norris can you call this place Action packed Wrestling???"
*Fans Laugh and cheer*
Metal - "You see, if you want to call this Place Action packed Wrestling, you do one thing…Our owner Mr Jeff did this, he got on his laptop, turned of his gay wank site and found the Innovator of Metalmania online…."
*Fan cheer again*
Metal - "And he said, Metal the APW need you because we realised something, that were not action packed without you!"
*Fans cheer loudly, Metal pulls the mike back and has a sly look at everything and one in the arena. Metal then smirks and pulls the mike back to his lips*
Metal - "And Matt Metal said nah, not unless you pay me 10 times more that the dumb, retarded yanks I am going to have to perform in front of."
*Fans then boo's while Metal laughs at his own joke!*
Metal - "And Mr Jeff said, well seeing as your are the greatest wrestler ever, sure, in fact lets double it so that everybody in the back know's just how good you are!"
*Fans are unhappy to put it mildly - Meal then looks around before continuing…*
Metal - "You See….Matt Metal is back not only taking all the green, but he is going to take all the gold, all the women, all the awards and become APW! I Mean just look at my beautifully crafted British Face, this is going to be everywhere and anywhere you look from now on. Matt Metal is going to make Action Packed Wrestling Action Packed. Metal is going to stop this business contradicting its fans, like its government does to its citizens."
*Huge heat on Metal, who looks rather happy with himself*
Metal - "28 years of age, im just about to enter the prime of my career, just about to be at my physical peak! And by that I mean gentlemen, you are going to have to face the facts that all your women are going to want to try out my physical peak!"
*More heat for Metal*
Metal - "And its okay, if there not a fatty, and pass the Metal test, im sure I will allow them to suck on my bellend, oh yes they will get that privilege!"
*Heat from the men, and then whistles and such from the girls, but not in a good way.*
Metal - "And for everybody in the back, God Personified, The Business, The Innovator of Metalmania, the Reflection of Human perfection is back! And for all those who don't know it, and the ones that do, this just a little warning that YOU CAN'T STOP NU METAL…ON THE BLOCK!……….AGAIN!"
The camera fades back into shot from the current commercial and then fades into a shot of the APW arena from the usual house show. The titantron is nothing fancy, a small video screen, a black curtain and a little ramp and entrance way for the superstars to walk down. The camera then pans down to the bottom of the screen and then looks up as the arena is then plunged into darkness and then blue lights shin down much like Mr Undertakers entrance. Then on those screen with some operatic music appears the old and empty CWF arena, and then a dark figure being lowered down into the ring and then standing in the ring as the camera zooms forward from the back of the audience seats, round in circles until it is face to face with the dark figure. The camera is suddenly then flashed with a wave of blue and white lights as suddenly those now famous words are uttered…..
"You can't Stop….Nu Metal….On the Block."
Suddenly the arena lights go up and then die back to the blue lighting, but not as heavily, just think rock from 2002. Then on the stage the curtain is thrown back and walking out is Matt Metal, with his "God Personified" T-Shirt on and a pair of baggy jeans and wrestling boots. Metal then stomps out onto the stage as "Come with me" by P Diddy plays over the P.A system. Metal then walks out and then stand on the ramp looking around as the audience gives out a huge cheer, nobody in the world is expect this!. Metal just smirks and then slowly starts to walk to the ring as the ring announce her job.
Announcer - "Ladies and Gentleman, introducing the former WWC and CWF Champion….Matt Metal!"
Metal then cringes after hearing the former WWC and CWF Champion remark and then begins to stare out the announcer. Metal then gets to the ring and then climbs in and then stands in his position which is where the game does his water spit pose, but inside the ring, poses by raising both hands in the air and holding his index finger out. Upon doing this blue pyro's similar to Kane's, fire up from all four corners of the ring The lights shoot up and then Matt Metal then walks over to the edge of the ring and is handed a microphone. Metal then takes it and starts to walk round the ring as the fans start the once famous Metal Chant…."
*Metal…Metal…..Metal…Metal*
Metal - "Action packed Wrestling…..Action Packed Wrestling? How in the name of Chuck Norris can you call this place Action packed Wrestling???"
*Fans Laugh and cheer*
Metal - "You see, if you want to call this Place Action packed Wrestling, you do one thing…Our owner Mr Jeff did this, he got on his laptop, turned of his gay wank site and found the Innovator of Metalmania online…."
*Fan cheer again*
Metal - "And he said, Metal the APW need you because we realised something, that were not action packed without you!"
*Fans cheer loudly, Metal pulls the mike back and has a sly look at everything and one in the arena. Metal then smirks and pulls the mike back to his lips*
Metal - "And Matt Metal said nah, not unless you pay me 10 times more that the dumb, retarded yanks I am going to have to perform in front of."
*Fans then boo's while Metal laughs at his own joke!*
Metal - "And Mr Jeff said, well seeing as your are the greatest wrestler ever, sure, in fact lets double it so that everybody in the back know's just how good you are!"
*Fans are unhappy to put it mildly - Meal then looks around before continuing…*
Metal - "You See….Matt Metal is back not only taking all the green, but he is going to take all the gold, all the women, all the awards and become APW! I Mean just look at my beautifully crafted British Face, this is going to be everywhere and anywhere you look from now on. Matt Metal is going to make Action Packed Wrestling Action Packed. Metal is going to stop this business contradicting its fans, like its government does to its citizens."
*Huge heat on Metal, who looks rather happy with himself*
Metal - "28 years of age, im just about to enter the prime of my career, just about to be at my physical peak! And by that I mean gentlemen, you are going to have to face the facts that all your women are going to want to try out my physical peak!"
*More heat for Metal*
Metal - "And its okay, if there not a fatty, and pass the Metal test, im sure I will allow them to suck on my bellend, oh yes they will get that privilege!"
*Heat from the men, and then whistles and such from the girls, but not in a good way.*
Metal - "And for everybody in the back, God Personified, The Business, The Innovator of Metalmania, the Reflection of Human perfection is back! And for all those who don't know it, and the ones that do, this just a little warning that YOU CAN'T STOP NU METAL…ON THE BLOCK!……….AGAIN!"
