Post by Hopper Rose™ on Jul 27, 2011 21:52:02 GMT -4
[[[We Fade Into Existance]]]
[[[An abandoned airstrip in some godforsaken rural area lit up only by the bright moonlight is our setting. Hopper Rose walks down the cracked and worn-out runway. He is wearing a black Nike sweat suit. The hood is down but we cannot see his face. Hopper doesn’t speak, but we still hear his voice with the evasive accent we still haven’t been able to place. Someone is apparently using the amazing technology referred to as “voice over”.]]]
"Asylum is fast approaching and I gotta admit that I am concerned. Very concerned actually. Something doesn’t feel right at all."
[[[Hopper appears on our screens has stopped. He is gazing at the stars above, seemingly pondering the meaning of life, where the universe ends, why one sock always seem to disappear when doing laundry or some other of mankind’s great mysteries.]]]
"But then again, how could it possibly feel right when one half of the 'soon to be' tag team champions, one of the persons who will soon hold one of the most prestigious titles in APW – and hence in the world of professional wrestling – obviously has been living under a rock. That, or lacks the ability to comprehend what goes on in the world surrounding him."
[[[Hopper starts walking again, passing right by a thicket of hawthorn threatening to bury the concrete underneath his feet, but still fought off by the mere age and solidity of the surface.]]]
"It’s funny, I always thought I was a person who knew what I was doing. Ever since I came into APW, I have been improving, achieving greater and greater success all the time. Someone told me that Hopper Rose is the kind of man you hate to face because he makes so few mistakes and knows how to eploit any situation. Until now, according to Mike Morrison...And what do I have to say about that?"
"To be honest, from watching the promo he cut earlier, I would say his mind isn’t really in our match. It seems to be somewhere else, as usual. Either in the past at the mercy of Hopper Rose, or in the future against the team that are the future of this federation, Most Hated. He doesn’t really think of our match as something needed to take seriously, he can claim that I am just a kid who not that sadistic and that Vaughn is nothing more than used up at best, who now is taking a free ride on his tag team partner's back. That's alright."
[[[Hopper stops yet again, throwing a few glances at the rusty remains of what used to be an airliner.]]]
"The idea of you and Yoko fuckin Ono beating us, is so fuckin absurd to me it hardly calls for a comment, let alone a glance. But still, I can’t just sit still while you lay absurd comments. I AM the personification of perfection, while wrestling fans allover the globe know that it is in fact that is a true statement, I have been so since the millennium was young. Regardless if opposing wrestlers say I merely strives for perfection, fans know that I the perfect body, the perfect mindset and the perfect wrestling. Tyler Vaughn also has those characteristics as well, but sadly, Mikey Morrison and Yoko fuckin Ono have none of those."
"And really, IF Tyler Vaughn is riding the coattails of his partner, and IF I am nothing but a snot to you, that for sure would make you a complete fuckin loser and a nobody to me. Cause I'm rubber and your fuckin glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you...Mr. Mafuckingoo. Your a damn nobody and a soon to be has-been. Have you been living under a fuckin rock, son?"
"You know, Most Hated isn’t going to be the team who is going to be taken to the limit by you two fucks. In fact, I doubt we'll even break a sweat. but anyway…Still, it would be wiser of good ol’ Mikey, and you too Yoko...To focus a little more on the tag match, instead of dwelling on what did an didn’t happen when he tried to beat the legend who just happens to be the most deserving."
"Regardless of how much pain, terror and destruction Most Hated will bring to you two on Asylum, and even though it is our tag debut, the APW fans will see cohesion at it's best. We are THE team now. We have been training like one and we will fight like one. It may be a our first and it certainly wont be our last.
"And that’s what Team 'MORRISAWA' will be up against tomorrow – not two people fighting together, but the MOST HATED! I can smell it burnin' already! Cause it's 4:20 bitches! Somebody's Gettin' Smoked!"
[[[Fade to black.]]]
[[[An abandoned airstrip in some godforsaken rural area lit up only by the bright moonlight is our setting. Hopper Rose walks down the cracked and worn-out runway. He is wearing a black Nike sweat suit. The hood is down but we cannot see his face. Hopper doesn’t speak, but we still hear his voice with the evasive accent we still haven’t been able to place. Someone is apparently using the amazing technology referred to as “voice over”.]]]
"Asylum is fast approaching and I gotta admit that I am concerned. Very concerned actually. Something doesn’t feel right at all."
[[[Hopper appears on our screens has stopped. He is gazing at the stars above, seemingly pondering the meaning of life, where the universe ends, why one sock always seem to disappear when doing laundry or some other of mankind’s great mysteries.]]]
"But then again, how could it possibly feel right when one half of the 'soon to be' tag team champions, one of the persons who will soon hold one of the most prestigious titles in APW – and hence in the world of professional wrestling – obviously has been living under a rock. That, or lacks the ability to comprehend what goes on in the world surrounding him."
[[[Hopper starts walking again, passing right by a thicket of hawthorn threatening to bury the concrete underneath his feet, but still fought off by the mere age and solidity of the surface.]]]
"It’s funny, I always thought I was a person who knew what I was doing. Ever since I came into APW, I have been improving, achieving greater and greater success all the time. Someone told me that Hopper Rose is the kind of man you hate to face because he makes so few mistakes and knows how to eploit any situation. Until now, according to Mike Morrison...And what do I have to say about that?"
"To be honest, from watching the promo he cut earlier, I would say his mind isn’t really in our match. It seems to be somewhere else, as usual. Either in the past at the mercy of Hopper Rose, or in the future against the team that are the future of this federation, Most Hated. He doesn’t really think of our match as something needed to take seriously, he can claim that I am just a kid who not that sadistic and that Vaughn is nothing more than used up at best, who now is taking a free ride on his tag team partner's back. That's alright."
[[[Hopper stops yet again, throwing a few glances at the rusty remains of what used to be an airliner.]]]
"The idea of you and Yoko fuckin Ono beating us, is so fuckin absurd to me it hardly calls for a comment, let alone a glance. But still, I can’t just sit still while you lay absurd comments. I AM the personification of perfection, while wrestling fans allover the globe know that it is in fact that is a true statement, I have been so since the millennium was young. Regardless if opposing wrestlers say I merely strives for perfection, fans know that I the perfect body, the perfect mindset and the perfect wrestling. Tyler Vaughn also has those characteristics as well, but sadly, Mikey Morrison and Yoko fuckin Ono have none of those."
"And really, IF Tyler Vaughn is riding the coattails of his partner, and IF I am nothing but a snot to you, that for sure would make you a complete fuckin loser and a nobody to me. Cause I'm rubber and your fuckin glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you...Mr. Mafuckingoo. Your a damn nobody and a soon to be has-been. Have you been living under a fuckin rock, son?"
"You know, Most Hated isn’t going to be the team who is going to be taken to the limit by you two fucks. In fact, I doubt we'll even break a sweat. but anyway…Still, it would be wiser of good ol’ Mikey, and you too Yoko...To focus a little more on the tag match, instead of dwelling on what did an didn’t happen when he tried to beat the legend who just happens to be the most deserving."
"Regardless of how much pain, terror and destruction Most Hated will bring to you two on Asylum, and even though it is our tag debut, the APW fans will see cohesion at it's best. We are THE team now. We have been training like one and we will fight like one. It may be a our first and it certainly wont be our last.
"And that’s what Team 'MORRISAWA' will be up against tomorrow – not two people fighting together, but the MOST HATED! I can smell it burnin' already! Cause it's 4:20 bitches! Somebody's Gettin' Smoked!"
[[[Fade to black.]]]
