Post by Chris Cyrus on Jul 28, 2011 13:18:30 GMT -4
The scene opens inside of a gas station. We see Chris Cyrus, wearing an APW T-Shirt, shorts and Sun Glasses at a cooler, trying to decide on what beverage to purchase. Chris grabs a bottle of water and gets to the check out counter. He puts the bottle on the counter
Chris: And $60 for Gas as well.
Chris pays the man and begins to walk out before getting stopped by a pimple faces teenager.
Teenager: Hey, your Chris Cyrus.
Chris: Hows it goin Kid?
Teenager: Great. I got to say, your one of my favorite wrestlers.
Chris: Thanks, I appreciate it
Teenager: I even pretend to be you in an efed that I’m in.
Chris: Efed?
Teenager: Yah.
Chris: The hell is an efed?
Teenager: it’s a online wrestling game where you chose a wrestler and write promo’s against other people. Then you have a chance to win titles and stuff. it’s a lot of fun.
Chris: Sounds pretty lame
Teenager: It kinda is, but its hella fun.
Chris: As long as you have fun, I guess that’s all that matters.
Teenager: Can I ask a favor from you? Can I get your Autograph.
Chris: Sure
The Kid takes out a pen and has Chris sign his T-Shirt.
Teenager: That’s awesome.
Chris: I gotta get going Kid
Teenager: Good luck against Bobby Bodacious. Kick is ass.
Chris: I’ll do my best.
Chris exit’s the gas station and gets into his car. Sitting in the passengers seat is a Camera man. Chris pulls out of the parking lot and gets on the highway heading towards Charlotte North Carolina for the next Asylum show. As Chris is driving and the camera man is recording, Chris begins his promo for his match against Bobby Bodacious this Sunday.
Chris: So we’re just a few days away from Asylum. I’m on my way to the show now and I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone right now. I’ve just recently saw Bodacious promo and I figured I should set a few things straight on what he had to say. First, lets talk about Charles Dickens. Comparing his words to APW. I dunno who your trying to impress, because its not me. You want to talk about the Tale of Two Roster. How about I tell you a story of my own. A Tale of Two Jackasses getting their ass kicked at Asylum. It stars three men. The hero, played by Myself and the two Jackasses played by The Gambling Superstars, The Gambler and Bobby Bodacious.
The Plot of the story goes like this. Chris Cyrus and Bobby Bodacious have a conflict, so they decide to settle their differences in a fight. During the fight, Chris Cyrus whoops Bobby’s ass. And then, The Gambler, tries to get involved and what does Chris do? He whoops The Gamblers ass too. And that’s the story of a Tale of Two Jackasses getting their ass kicked at Asylum. And it just happens, that’s exactly what’s going to happen this Sunday at Asylum.
Over the past couple months, every time you guys get the best of me, your ego’s seems to be getting bigger, and bigger and bigger. And just like everyone else, we’re tired of it. And the only person who can deflate your guys ego, is me. Because its quite clear to me that you guys get very excited knowing that you’ve pulled a couple of fast ones on me, but don’t think your invincible. Your victories over me we’re nothing my flukes. That Suicidal title win by the Gambler, it was luck. Your whole time here in APW, you’ve had luck on your side. But now, its time for a change. Its time for me to turn my luck around and make an example out of you Bodacious
I know going into this match that I’m going in against two guys. I know you guys think the odds are stacked against me. But their not, because while there’s two of you, I got a few thousand fans with me. But you know what, Instead of reading books Bobby, I’ve been studying your past matches, my past matches, preparing myself for this match. I know for a fact you do will work together to beat me, but that doesn’t scare me. Because I know your tricks. I know what you guys are capable of. And Bobby, if your any type of man you say you are, you’d come out to our match alone. Fight me one on one like a man, where the best man can win.
Also, you flapped your gums about how you and The Gambler are the Golden Standard on Asylum. The only thing Golden about you two punks is the Golden Shower you get from Branden Harvey and Blade. I’m going to prove Sunday Night that I don’t need anyone to help me beat you. I’m going to prove that I am Smarter than you. And more importantly. I’m going to prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that I am better than you
Bobby Bodacious, Just like failing at all the business you tried to start up, your going to fail at beating me. Like it or not Bobby, At Asylum, there’s only one place left for you to go, and that’s STRAIGHT TO HELL!
With that, the scene fades to black
Chris: And $60 for Gas as well.
Chris pays the man and begins to walk out before getting stopped by a pimple faces teenager.
Teenager: Hey, your Chris Cyrus.
Chris: Hows it goin Kid?
Teenager: Great. I got to say, your one of my favorite wrestlers.
Chris: Thanks, I appreciate it
Teenager: I even pretend to be you in an efed that I’m in.
Chris: Efed?
Teenager: Yah.
Chris: The hell is an efed?
Teenager: it’s a online wrestling game where you chose a wrestler and write promo’s against other people. Then you have a chance to win titles and stuff. it’s a lot of fun.
Chris: Sounds pretty lame
Teenager: It kinda is, but its hella fun.
Chris: As long as you have fun, I guess that’s all that matters.
Teenager: Can I ask a favor from you? Can I get your Autograph.
Chris: Sure
The Kid takes out a pen and has Chris sign his T-Shirt.
Teenager: That’s awesome.
Chris: I gotta get going Kid
Teenager: Good luck against Bobby Bodacious. Kick is ass.
Chris: I’ll do my best.
Chris exit’s the gas station and gets into his car. Sitting in the passengers seat is a Camera man. Chris pulls out of the parking lot and gets on the highway heading towards Charlotte North Carolina for the next Asylum show. As Chris is driving and the camera man is recording, Chris begins his promo for his match against Bobby Bodacious this Sunday.
Chris: So we’re just a few days away from Asylum. I’m on my way to the show now and I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone right now. I’ve just recently saw Bodacious promo and I figured I should set a few things straight on what he had to say. First, lets talk about Charles Dickens. Comparing his words to APW. I dunno who your trying to impress, because its not me. You want to talk about the Tale of Two Roster. How about I tell you a story of my own. A Tale of Two Jackasses getting their ass kicked at Asylum. It stars three men. The hero, played by Myself and the two Jackasses played by The Gambling Superstars, The Gambler and Bobby Bodacious.
The Plot of the story goes like this. Chris Cyrus and Bobby Bodacious have a conflict, so they decide to settle their differences in a fight. During the fight, Chris Cyrus whoops Bobby’s ass. And then, The Gambler, tries to get involved and what does Chris do? He whoops The Gamblers ass too. And that’s the story of a Tale of Two Jackasses getting their ass kicked at Asylum. And it just happens, that’s exactly what’s going to happen this Sunday at Asylum.
Over the past couple months, every time you guys get the best of me, your ego’s seems to be getting bigger, and bigger and bigger. And just like everyone else, we’re tired of it. And the only person who can deflate your guys ego, is me. Because its quite clear to me that you guys get very excited knowing that you’ve pulled a couple of fast ones on me, but don’t think your invincible. Your victories over me we’re nothing my flukes. That Suicidal title win by the Gambler, it was luck. Your whole time here in APW, you’ve had luck on your side. But now, its time for a change. Its time for me to turn my luck around and make an example out of you Bodacious
I know going into this match that I’m going in against two guys. I know you guys think the odds are stacked against me. But their not, because while there’s two of you, I got a few thousand fans with me. But you know what, Instead of reading books Bobby, I’ve been studying your past matches, my past matches, preparing myself for this match. I know for a fact you do will work together to beat me, but that doesn’t scare me. Because I know your tricks. I know what you guys are capable of. And Bobby, if your any type of man you say you are, you’d come out to our match alone. Fight me one on one like a man, where the best man can win.
Also, you flapped your gums about how you and The Gambler are the Golden Standard on Asylum. The only thing Golden about you two punks is the Golden Shower you get from Branden Harvey and Blade. I’m going to prove Sunday Night that I don’t need anyone to help me beat you. I’m going to prove that I am Smarter than you. And more importantly. I’m going to prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that I am better than you
Bobby Bodacious, Just like failing at all the business you tried to start up, your going to fail at beating me. Like it or not Bobby, At Asylum, there’s only one place left for you to go, and that’s STRAIGHT TO HELL!
With that, the scene fades to black
