Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jul 28, 2011 14:33:52 GMT -4
The Ballad of Nathaniel Jacobs: Face Down
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[The scene opens up inside the doctors office of Doctor Lani. Nathaniel Havok has just arrived for his first session, as a favor for her close friend, Sally Talfourd. Nathaniel is sitting on the couch across from her, however he refuses to lay down.]
Havok: I’m not crazy, you know. I don’t even know why I’m here.
Lani: You…
Havok: I should be focusing on Shane Borderland, you know. I shouldn’t be thinking about any of this. Borderland’s partner has made this personal, now I’ve got to get my revenge by hurting his little butt buddy!
Lani: Who is…
Havok: You know what really bothers me about all of this? Someone has used a similar M.O. as Nathaniel Havok, and they seem to think that it was I, who attacked them at the last Asylum show. It wasn’t me, doc. I swear to God, it wasn’t me. Everyone knows that I’m not one to lie about bullshit like that, I would love to take the credit for what happened, but I can’t. Even they know that I would own up to it, but for some reason they think I’m scared to.
Lani: Let’s talk about…
Havok: Nathaniel Havok isn’t scared of anyone! I never have been, and I never will be! Why would I be scared of the tidy-bowl boys? Really? If anybody is delusional, it’s Shane Borderland. He should be sitting in this chair, not me. Better yet, he should by lying in the seat face down! If I were you, that’s what I’d make him do.
Lani: I don’t…
Havok: Anyways, they seem to think that Nathaniel Havok has some kind of fear for them? They shouldn’t be flattering themselves so much. If I were going to come after them before the Shockwave pay per view, I would do it to their faces, to prove my point of dominance. They need to come to terms with the fact that their days as Tag Team Champions, are numbered! Furthermore, they’ve made it personal with a simple chair shot to the face.
Lani: I heard about…
Havok: Jason Kash thinks that a tiny chair shot is going to keep me out of action? That’s a great way to underestimate me, and get their asses kicked! I mean, I’m the APW Xtreme Champion for Christ’s sake! I’ve taken more chair shots to the face, than Shane Borderland has taken cumshots the to the face from Jason Kash! And trust me, with those two not being able to keep their hands off of each other, that’s a lot of fucking cumshots!
Lani: That’s a little…
Havok: I don’t get these two! Not like I want to, but I just don’t understand their thinking. Why in the hell would you come after me? The Source of all Evil? Me?
Lani: That’s exactly what we’re here to…
Havok: I deal with more powerful beings than these two dipshits on a daily basis! They must be complete idiots. This isn’t going to be some walk in the park for them. Now, I know it’s not going to be a walk in the park for Sally and I either. However, dealing with the demons that I do everyday, this compared to it, looks like child’s play.
Lani: Let’s talk about Nathaniel Jacobs the child for a…
Havok: These two have no clue what they’ve gotten themselves into, they really don’t. You think that Jason Kash would have learned. I mean, just a few minutes before his cowardice attack, I had just laid the former Xtreme Champion to rest, for doing the exact same thing! How could he not connect the dots? They think that I’m crazy? This guy is a complete douche bag! Plain and simple, a blubbering idiot.
Lani: How…
Havok: I’ll get him back for this, and I’m going to hit him where it hurts the most! I’ve got his boyfriend in a match this week on Asylum, and I’m not going to waste any moment of my time in the ring with him! If I have to, I’ll end the career of Shane Borderland this Sunday night, if I have to. And I’ll do it to prove yet another point! Time and time again I have said it, but no one seems to listen to me anymore! Whatever you do, you do not want to make it personal with Nathaniel Havok! Making it personal, means that you’re playing games with your career. Ask Jacob Whitehead, ask Diamante Valentine, ask anybody who’s made things personal with the Enforcer of Sorrow in the past! I don’t play games in that ring, and Shane Borderland will pay fr his partners sins!
Lani: And…
Havok: Shane Borderland should really have a nice, long talk with his tag team partner. I’m sure he might have already, seeing as how no one can find or get a hold of Jason Kash. Who knows, maybe he’s figured out that he made a mistake, and maybe he’s in hiding. But what bothers me the most, is why isn’t Borderland in hiding with him? If Kash has realized what he’s done and went into hiding because of it, don’t you think that he’d take Borderland with him? If I were them, I know I’d be hiding anywhere that I could, just to keep my tag team gold safe. However, Borderland wants to act like he has no clue where Kash is. Give me a fucking break, he knows damn well where that coward is hiding! Maybe this Sunday, I’ll beat it out of him, what do you think?
Lani: I think we should talk about…
Havok: And then, then he want’s to tell me that he’s going to show me what real wrestling is about? Seriously? Nathaniel Havok is[/I] real wrestling! Look up professional wrestling in the dictionary, and there is a picture of me, as the definition! I have done more in this business than any man who has ever opposed me. Still to this day, President Jeff despises me for my illustrious career! It looks like to me, that Jason Kash and Shane Borderland, have adopted the same exact envy. Who knows, maybe they’re working behind the iron curtain with the APW owner? Maybe they’ve figured out that together, the three of them stand a better chance? Who knows what’s really going through their brain dead heads. All I know is that Shane Borderland is in for a world of hurt Sunday night. Sad thing about it, is that he’ll only have his tag team partner to blame.[/color]
Lani: Do you…
Havok: I’d really be looking for a new partner, if I were Borderland. Tag Team partners might be there to help you win a match, but they’re not supposed to change your fate for you. And that’s what Kash did to Borderland when he hit me with that chair, he changed his fate. This could have just been another one on one match, which would have been a great match anyhow. However, all Kash did was ensure that his partner will not walk out of the ring this Sunday night, under his own power. And when I’m done with Borderland, I’m not going to stop there. I’m the Source of all Evil, therefore I will tear the world apart to find Jason Kash! I will then force him to relive what I did to his partner, telling him that he only has himself to blame. Then, I’ll end his career as well! When this is all said and done doc, Organized Violence will be shown as what they really are, the New Kids on the Block.
Lani: I used to love…
Havok: They think that they can come into Action Packed Wrestling, claim the tag team gold, and declare their place in history as the greatest tag team of all time? Nope, not going to fly! With only one match under our belts, Sally and I are already being predicted to take that banner from every tag team in professional wrestling! However, for the time being. Organized Violence comes nowhere near the top of the list. I can think of a hundred tag teams in history that would tear their heads off!
Lani: Sally said…
Havok: Sally and myself have created a team that no one will soon be able to take out. I can feel it in my soul, Sally and I will be the most feared and dominant tag team of all time! Not just in Action Packed Wrestling, but in professional wrestling history! But for now, Shane Borderland will just have to do me a favor, and deliver a message to his tag team partner for me. He’s got his work cut out for him, and I bet that he thinks he’s already got this one in the bag. A little chair shot isn’t going to keep me out of action, never has, never will. Look at what I did at Test for the Best! One of the most brutal matches in APW history, and I wrestled twice within days after the pay per view! There’s not a man or woman alive that can compete with my measure of brutality! That’s because I have seen, and I have done it all! As the Source of all Evil, I have laid more souls to rest, than Organized Violence could ever imagine! If I were to bring them into my world, they would shiver at the sight of my little shop of horrors! This is why I know I can take Borderland out! I know this because he would never have what it takes to fulfill my shoes as the Source! If you couldn’t fill my shoes, then you could never take me out! Bottom line!
Lani: This…
Havok: I control their fate now. Both of their fates, are in mine and Sally’s hands! Trust me, these two wont be seen on any APW television, in just a short amount of time! Stand up to the bully, and the bully backs down! Embarrass the bully, and the bully will never be seen or heard from, ever again. I’ve lived by it, and I’ll die by it. However, the careers of Organized Violence, will experience a quick and abrupt end, by it! Yet, Borderland hopes to GOD[/I] that I’m prepared? Trust me, I’m prepared! I’m prepared to snap his neck, and use him as a visual aid! Just because his mommy tells him that he’s the best wrestler in the world, doesn’t mean that he actually is. He needs to get that through his head, or he is in for a world of trouble. Mommy has been lying to him his entire life, and he’s still to damn stupid to figure it out. The bogeyman under his bed, was in fact real! It was me! The ugly girl he took to prom, mommy told him she was beautiful. In all honesty, she looked like Bigfoot and Jezebel made love, and Bigfoot shit her out.[/color]
[This makes Doctor Lani laugh. And Nathaniel chuckles as well. Doctor Lani checks her wristwatch, and then looks at Nathaniel.]
Lani: For the first time ever, I can honestly say that we got nothing accomplished in our session today. But hey, I’m here to listen and take it all in. Maybe this will help you a bit, wouldn’t you say?
[Nathaniel stands up from his seat and walks to the door. He turns around after opening the door and looks at Doctor Lani.]
Havok: I need no help. My world is real, very real. Regardless of what Sally or anyone else says, I live it everyday, and they don’t! We’ll talk again soon, very soon. Let’s say we meet again, after the borders of the homeland have been breached?
[Doctor Lani nods at Nathaniel, as Nathaniel smirks and walks out the door. The scene fades to black.]
