Post by Mike Morrison on Aug 5, 2011 11:29:55 GMT -4
‘The insanity is like the darkness it surrounds me like a wave, it is like being underwater. Deeper I go struggling to hold my breath struggling to go back up I give up struggling, just excepting its dark embrace. I wrap it around me like a blanket, so warm oh so warm, the voice enters my head yet again.’
Voice: I knew you would come back to me Mikey boy
Mike: Yeah, but I still have not forgiven you for applying to the RSM with out my permission, and where you to advise me on my match at Asylum?
Voice: I didn’t really apply to them I was paying our gas bill honest, and as for advice goes. You relied on Yoko too much, I am sure I told you to keep you friends close and your enemies closer?
Mike: Well now you are fighting old Yoko again so maybe this little chat we had can discuss old Yoko.
Voice: oh yes you mean Picasso.
Mike: Picasso?
Voice: Yes because by the time the match is over he will spend most of it on the canvas.
‘I must agree that last joke was kind of funny, we may argue sometimes but hey the voice is a great mate. I also by speaking to the voice have come up with my rules for insanity. Two simple steps, they are:
1. Pain is another friend he helps with the physical aspects of said insane persons career, but giving out pain is part of it giving in to it’s euphoria is the only way to enlightenment.
2. One must accept the truth he is insane only then can the true journey begin.
These are the basic rules on insanity by me Mike Morrison’
Popping back from my super amazing mind trip I sit there in a cellar thinking of the great advice the voice has given me so I feel because I am dressed in my fancy clobber it is time to cut a promo.
I switch the camera on and check its focus it is all good I am ready to start. I sit in the corner and begin my promo laughing sadistically.
“Yoko, this is me Mike here just in case your pea sized Godzilla brain cannot comprehend. We have our match on Asylum, my second home and to be honest I am disappointed that it has come to this sorry affair. (Snorts) I mean all we had to be was a team; we could have ended our feud with Hopper and Tyler once and for all. But now you and Billy Wank erm Walker had other plans didn’t you. Naughty naughty not the best way to start is it?”
I breathe deeply and take in all the stale cellar air, I best open the door and try to fumigate the area. I go back to the camera and look into it deeply like it is a mirror to some other place.
“The fact of the matter is you and Billy are selfish, I am distraught to be honest although I have battled with Hopper for the past month now, I was glad when he pinned you in the middle of the ring. You and Billy went on like I didn’t exist and how it should have been a handicap match. Well sorry mate I am real and I will give you a handicap alright when I put the straight jacket on you and break your spine.”
I turn away from the camera and look down I think about the enemies, friends thing I gained from the voice, I turn to the camera once again.
“It’s a simple fact, yes you are big and monstrously powerful but I have insanity on my side. I follow the most simple rules called the rules of insanity. The first one on pain doesn’t apply to you due to the fact yes you can give pain, maybe take it but can you enjoy it? Like me can you relish in its euphoria? As for the second yeah you fit in that one well sort of. You have this idea that you are going be a legend, which is sort of insane. But when Billy visits you and tells you that that isn’t insanity it is just misleading. Just like underestimating me, it’s very misleading”
Taking another deep breath I continue.
“I know what Billy is going to say to you something along the lines of, (Impression of Billy’s voice) you are a monster, you will be a legend Mike aint nothing compared to you, and you will destroy him. (Normal voice) It is pathetic that you swallow his crap and believe his shit. Underestimating me isn’t a good thing especially when I am full of crazy intentions, when breaking my own bones to get the job done is part of my daily life. What did you expect a cake walk? This isn’t some cheesy Japanese Anime where you become the hero after a few battles and defeat the crazy man. This is real life Yoko where I drop you with the Madness Effect and put you in the Straight Jacket.
I go close up to the camera the lens fogies up with my breath and I smile maniacally
“Welcome to my nightmare here Freddy Kruger is my bitch.”
The camera goes to static.
Voice: I knew you would come back to me Mikey boy
Mike: Yeah, but I still have not forgiven you for applying to the RSM with out my permission, and where you to advise me on my match at Asylum?
Voice: I didn’t really apply to them I was paying our gas bill honest, and as for advice goes. You relied on Yoko too much, I am sure I told you to keep you friends close and your enemies closer?
Mike: Well now you are fighting old Yoko again so maybe this little chat we had can discuss old Yoko.
Voice: oh yes you mean Picasso.
Mike: Picasso?
Voice: Yes because by the time the match is over he will spend most of it on the canvas.
‘I must agree that last joke was kind of funny, we may argue sometimes but hey the voice is a great mate. I also by speaking to the voice have come up with my rules for insanity. Two simple steps, they are:
1. Pain is another friend he helps with the physical aspects of said insane persons career, but giving out pain is part of it giving in to it’s euphoria is the only way to enlightenment.
2. One must accept the truth he is insane only then can the true journey begin.
These are the basic rules on insanity by me Mike Morrison’
Popping back from my super amazing mind trip I sit there in a cellar thinking of the great advice the voice has given me so I feel because I am dressed in my fancy clobber it is time to cut a promo.
I switch the camera on and check its focus it is all good I am ready to start. I sit in the corner and begin my promo laughing sadistically.
“Yoko, this is me Mike here just in case your pea sized Godzilla brain cannot comprehend. We have our match on Asylum, my second home and to be honest I am disappointed that it has come to this sorry affair. (Snorts) I mean all we had to be was a team; we could have ended our feud with Hopper and Tyler once and for all. But now you and Billy Wank erm Walker had other plans didn’t you. Naughty naughty not the best way to start is it?”
I breathe deeply and take in all the stale cellar air, I best open the door and try to fumigate the area. I go back to the camera and look into it deeply like it is a mirror to some other place.
“The fact of the matter is you and Billy are selfish, I am distraught to be honest although I have battled with Hopper for the past month now, I was glad when he pinned you in the middle of the ring. You and Billy went on like I didn’t exist and how it should have been a handicap match. Well sorry mate I am real and I will give you a handicap alright when I put the straight jacket on you and break your spine.”
I turn away from the camera and look down I think about the enemies, friends thing I gained from the voice, I turn to the camera once again.
“It’s a simple fact, yes you are big and monstrously powerful but I have insanity on my side. I follow the most simple rules called the rules of insanity. The first one on pain doesn’t apply to you due to the fact yes you can give pain, maybe take it but can you enjoy it? Like me can you relish in its euphoria? As for the second yeah you fit in that one well sort of. You have this idea that you are going be a legend, which is sort of insane. But when Billy visits you and tells you that that isn’t insanity it is just misleading. Just like underestimating me, it’s very misleading”
Taking another deep breath I continue.
“I know what Billy is going to say to you something along the lines of, (Impression of Billy’s voice) you are a monster, you will be a legend Mike aint nothing compared to you, and you will destroy him. (Normal voice) It is pathetic that you swallow his crap and believe his shit. Underestimating me isn’t a good thing especially when I am full of crazy intentions, when breaking my own bones to get the job done is part of my daily life. What did you expect a cake walk? This isn’t some cheesy Japanese Anime where you become the hero after a few battles and defeat the crazy man. This is real life Yoko where I drop you with the Madness Effect and put you in the Straight Jacket.
I go close up to the camera the lens fogies up with my breath and I smile maniacally
“Welcome to my nightmare here Freddy Kruger is my bitch.”
The camera goes to static.
