Post by Jason Cashe on Aug 5, 2011 15:24:08 GMT -4
Running. Something he didn't enjoy doing, he never ran unless he was being chased. Even in excercise he jogs, never full sprint running but this was different. He has sweat rolling to the sides of his forehead and down the sides of his nose as he takes the corner to the right at the end of the alley way. He looks back over his shoulder to show a pitbull on his tail not but a few steps behind him. He jumps over a cardboard box next to a garbage bin and slaps the garbage to knock it over.
The pitbull with great agility runs to the outside of the garbage and keeps up with Kash as he continues his pace. Kash cuts across a front yard and leaps up onto a wooden fence but the Pitbull jumps up behind him and as the dog makes contact, the fence breaks through and Kash hits the ground. The pitbull rolls off Kash but scrambles to get back to attacking him, Kash gets to his feet, kicks the dog in the stomach and takes off. The dog barely letting out a yelp as it continues after the human prey.
As he runs he spots someone inside a window to a house. He yells out for them to help but they close the curtains and the lights inside the house turn off. Kash is heading towards a dead end drop off. He decides to turn and fight and plants his feet. The pitbull gaining in on him, drool coming from it's mouth as Kash comes to a stop and spins around in preparation for the dog attack. Leaping through the air, the dog flies at Kash with it's mouth and teeth wide, aiming for a bite and probably a tight lock jaw. As the dog comes in and Kash goes to counter the attack his body jolts and his eyes open up just as he notices the name on the dog's name tag.
::Jason Kash::
Sally....What? Where the fuck am I? Ughhh....
He's laying on a heap of garbage in some alley way gutter. A rat the size of a cat is eating at something on the bottom of his shoe and he kicks it away as he gets up onto his feet. He smells like garbage and only remembers coming through here as a shortcut to hit hotel room. He was already a little dazed thanks to Havok's attack. Most people wouldn't dare show their pain from an attack but Kash wasn't most people, he had a different approach to most and people either liked it or didn't.
As he walks out of the alley way, he checks his pockets to find his wallet and cell phone. He checks to see that he has a few missed calls and a few voice messages. He clicks the #2 on his dial pad and it speed dials Shane Borderland. After getting across the next street over, Kash pulls the phone from his ear and quickly checks the time. It's 10:48 PM Thursday night. He's been sleeping for a good 20 hours easily. In the garbage though? The phone stops ringing as Borderland's voice comes through the other end.
::Shane Borderland::
Kash? Where the hell you been man?
::Jason Kash::
Sleeping around....
::Shane Borderland::
Wait, you've been sleeping? That a good thing with your dreams recently? I mean this time of year isn't great for you when it comes to sleeping. You alright?
::Jason Kash::
Yeah, I'm good. Woke up with Sally on the thoughts. I want this match man, it's like going into a World Title Match or something cause I'm itching to get in there. I'm dreaming about her...Well in a way...
::Shane Borderland::
You missed it man!! You fucking missed one hell of a few days of partying!!
::Jason Kash::
What party? You lost your match, I got jumped...Where is there something to party about?
::Shane Borderland::
Twins man, twins were the reason to party! I called you, was gonna share but you went MIA....They were WILD!! One of them asked if she could blow it before I put it in like a Nintendo Cartridge!! Wild ride man!
::Jason Kash::
Sally....Man, I am ready to go right now. I'm looking at this Dog down the street right now, makes me want to throw down right now!
::Shane Borderland::
A dog? How does that make you wanna throw down?
Kash stops at the curb of the sidewalk and looks across and down the street a bit. A dog, not a pitbull but a street dog. The dog sniffing around at different things as it's tail waggles around. Kash spots the dog's penis and his mind breaks free of remembering the dream he had.
::Jason Kash::
Nevermind, it's a boy dog...
::Shane Borderland::
Okay.....Ummm...You alright man?
::Jason Kash::
Yeah I'm good. I'm good...
::Shane Borderland::
So let me ask you....This Demon guy? What's his...
After crossing the street and stepping up to the Hotel where he had been staying since after last Asylum, Kash enters the building and the signal to his cell phone is lost. He looks down at the phone and isn't surprised, T-Mobile sucks and his 2-year plan with it is like being handcuffed to a retard who drools and shits himself. He pockets the phone figuring he'd give Borderland a call back as soon as he gathered up his shit in the room and took off. As he heads up the stairs to his floor, his voice begins to be heard as a small echo through the stair case.
::Jason Kash::
So here it is...FINALLY! Sally Talfourd steps into the ring with me which was suppose to happen last Asylum. Now Havok, I am dreadfully upset that you are banned from not only the ringside area but the entire show. That truly sucks because my so called "Extreme" Champion, I cannot wait to finish what we've both taken turns starting between us. This goes a bit more than just the Tag Titles which will stay O.V. after Shockwave but right now Shockwave is another time and date. What is right now is that I'm getting to square off with "The Bitch Chick" Sally Talfourd.
Now excuse the dubbing but it seems everyone and their mothers have a nickname for this chick and that to me says that she plays hard and harder to get. Most guys who dub you a new name has probably been turned down by Sally Talfourd once or twice right? Well I'm not going to play that game, I won't hit on you here. That's not what any of this is about. I'm not clicking onto your little videos online but please don't mistake me not hitting on you as a sign that I wouldn't lay pipe. You're a beautiful woman and I'm a single guy and together things could play right. This match though sweetie is about more than just your attempt to take a shot at my grapefruits. You want your shot, play the cards right...heh....
I really don't have anything against you Sally. You have this greatness about you and truthfully I just want to be one of the names who can say they've beaten you. You look at the top talent when coming into a company. When I came here with DangerTainment, we looked around at Overdrive and at Asylum and seen the talent. I was impressed by Overdrive but then I heard Asylum calling. Asylum which is the far more violent brand in APW was at the time less technical and more raw and uncut and that has always and still is right up my alley...So to speak...I like to hurt people not because I'm a mental head case but because I know that inside that ring, inside the world of Pro Wrestling I am allowed to do what it takes to win. In Professional Football I'd be called a Head Hunter because diving tackles, helmet to helmet shots are right up my alley...so to speak...
So when you step in this ring know that I'm coming to hit you like a baseball hit by Barry Bonds on the Juice, I'm looking for that Homerun! I'm looking for that QB sack, I am looking to eliminate competition in the name of Sally Talfourd. If you don't make it to the next PPV....I apologize but know, rest assured that you Partner Havok will be right behind you because his ass made my list. There will be no technical grappling when I get him in the ring but I expect a clinic against you Sally. Sad isn't it? That the female in your little partnership has more balls, more sense than the guy who actually has male testosterone....Sally, this feeling I have, it's like puppy love....I want you, I crave you, I can almost smell you if you smelled like the stairway of a hotel...This is like love...Ted Bundy loved what he did, Ed Gein loved what he did....The same way a man loves a woman, these people were in love with the way they were, they wanted and craved and hungered for their ways of life and by fucking reality so do I....[/font]
A middle aged woman and her two small children come into the picture, they pass Jason on the stairs. Kash giving the woman a cold hard stare and looking down at both the kids as well as they pass him. Both the children question their mother as to why Kash and the cameras are even in the stairway but the mother hurries them along. Kash continues his rant and his climb up to the 3rd floor.
::Jason Kash::
Hell have no fury....Well I'm hot like some cold nipples and in this match I'm on like a prepaid prostitute who just got the money transfer. You want to have a great match, you've got one and Borderland isn't going to interefere because I win and lose matches on my own. Like a fucking Champion I step into that ring and do what I do and if by chance you get one over on me then I made the mistake of allowing it to happen. I can't see that going down because Sally, I am going into this with nothing but you on the mind. The time going into this match, you are my drug of choice, my addiction, my very fucking purpose in life.
For this match I am not thinking too much about Tag Titles or even my TapOut Championship because this match is showing that Asylum does offer equal opportunity but this match will determine who holds the bigger future going forward. Do you reclaim your place on the top of an APW brand or do I pass you by and then go into Shockwave making you second guess yourself? I mean I sure haven't made a name for myself as far as Level One or CJ Gates but rest assure that my name will be there and it's with you that I begin to engrave not only my name but Organized Violence into the APW walls of History.
Are you worried about Demon? He's a big dude ain't he? Him and I go WAY back, the Odd Couple that ran shit while we road the wave of success and with him being back you can bet exciting things could go down. He knows from the old days that I compete on my own and the result of that will be decided by me inside the ring alone and he will not appear unless others get involved first. His reason for being here surprises me even but what will happen from now is still up for debate, still being determined so don't worry Sally because this match might have Shane Borderland at ringside and Demon somewhere watching closely but it's just going to be you and I in this match.
That much I can promise you. I might not be liked by the masses but I'm one of the most honest guys around. If I say things are straight up and down then things are straight like an arrow and this match is something I want for me. An accomplishment in my book would be pinning your shoulders to the mat and being crowned the victor. You're a former World Champion on Overdrive and to beat you means I've done something not many can say they've done.....It's something I'm focused on doing, I'm treating this like the biggest match of my career and that should make you take notice...[/font]
As Kash opens the third floor door to the hallway, he looks at the camera one last time before walking away into the hallway. The door shuts leaving the cameraman in the stairway. The scene begins to fade and breaks down into the static screen that most have grown to see at the end of a Jason Kash promo.
The pitbull with great agility runs to the outside of the garbage and keeps up with Kash as he continues his pace. Kash cuts across a front yard and leaps up onto a wooden fence but the Pitbull jumps up behind him and as the dog makes contact, the fence breaks through and Kash hits the ground. The pitbull rolls off Kash but scrambles to get back to attacking him, Kash gets to his feet, kicks the dog in the stomach and takes off. The dog barely letting out a yelp as it continues after the human prey.
As he runs he spots someone inside a window to a house. He yells out for them to help but they close the curtains and the lights inside the house turn off. Kash is heading towards a dead end drop off. He decides to turn and fight and plants his feet. The pitbull gaining in on him, drool coming from it's mouth as Kash comes to a stop and spins around in preparation for the dog attack. Leaping through the air, the dog flies at Kash with it's mouth and teeth wide, aiming for a bite and probably a tight lock jaw. As the dog comes in and Kash goes to counter the attack his body jolts and his eyes open up just as he notices the name on the dog's name tag.
::Jason Kash::
Sally....What? Where the fuck am I? Ughhh....
He's laying on a heap of garbage in some alley way gutter. A rat the size of a cat is eating at something on the bottom of his shoe and he kicks it away as he gets up onto his feet. He smells like garbage and only remembers coming through here as a shortcut to hit hotel room. He was already a little dazed thanks to Havok's attack. Most people wouldn't dare show their pain from an attack but Kash wasn't most people, he had a different approach to most and people either liked it or didn't.
As he walks out of the alley way, he checks his pockets to find his wallet and cell phone. He checks to see that he has a few missed calls and a few voice messages. He clicks the #2 on his dial pad and it speed dials Shane Borderland. After getting across the next street over, Kash pulls the phone from his ear and quickly checks the time. It's 10:48 PM Thursday night. He's been sleeping for a good 20 hours easily. In the garbage though? The phone stops ringing as Borderland's voice comes through the other end.
::Shane Borderland::
Kash? Where the hell you been man?
::Jason Kash::
Sleeping around....
::Shane Borderland::
Wait, you've been sleeping? That a good thing with your dreams recently? I mean this time of year isn't great for you when it comes to sleeping. You alright?
::Jason Kash::
Yeah, I'm good. Woke up with Sally on the thoughts. I want this match man, it's like going into a World Title Match or something cause I'm itching to get in there. I'm dreaming about her...Well in a way...
::Shane Borderland::
You missed it man!! You fucking missed one hell of a few days of partying!!
::Jason Kash::
What party? You lost your match, I got jumped...Where is there something to party about?
::Shane Borderland::
Twins man, twins were the reason to party! I called you, was gonna share but you went MIA....They were WILD!! One of them asked if she could blow it before I put it in like a Nintendo Cartridge!! Wild ride man!
::Jason Kash::
Sally....Man, I am ready to go right now. I'm looking at this Dog down the street right now, makes me want to throw down right now!
::Shane Borderland::
A dog? How does that make you wanna throw down?
Kash stops at the curb of the sidewalk and looks across and down the street a bit. A dog, not a pitbull but a street dog. The dog sniffing around at different things as it's tail waggles around. Kash spots the dog's penis and his mind breaks free of remembering the dream he had.
::Jason Kash::
Nevermind, it's a boy dog...
::Shane Borderland::
Okay.....Ummm...You alright man?
::Jason Kash::
Yeah I'm good. I'm good...
::Shane Borderland::
So let me ask you....This Demon guy? What's his...
After crossing the street and stepping up to the Hotel where he had been staying since after last Asylum, Kash enters the building and the signal to his cell phone is lost. He looks down at the phone and isn't surprised, T-Mobile sucks and his 2-year plan with it is like being handcuffed to a retard who drools and shits himself. He pockets the phone figuring he'd give Borderland a call back as soon as he gathered up his shit in the room and took off. As he heads up the stairs to his floor, his voice begins to be heard as a small echo through the stair case.
::Jason Kash::
So here it is...FINALLY! Sally Talfourd steps into the ring with me which was suppose to happen last Asylum. Now Havok, I am dreadfully upset that you are banned from not only the ringside area but the entire show. That truly sucks because my so called "Extreme" Champion, I cannot wait to finish what we've both taken turns starting between us. This goes a bit more than just the Tag Titles which will stay O.V. after Shockwave but right now Shockwave is another time and date. What is right now is that I'm getting to square off with "The Bitch Chick" Sally Talfourd.
Now excuse the dubbing but it seems everyone and their mothers have a nickname for this chick and that to me says that she plays hard and harder to get. Most guys who dub you a new name has probably been turned down by Sally Talfourd once or twice right? Well I'm not going to play that game, I won't hit on you here. That's not what any of this is about. I'm not clicking onto your little videos online but please don't mistake me not hitting on you as a sign that I wouldn't lay pipe. You're a beautiful woman and I'm a single guy and together things could play right. This match though sweetie is about more than just your attempt to take a shot at my grapefruits. You want your shot, play the cards right...heh....
I really don't have anything against you Sally. You have this greatness about you and truthfully I just want to be one of the names who can say they've beaten you. You look at the top talent when coming into a company. When I came here with DangerTainment, we looked around at Overdrive and at Asylum and seen the talent. I was impressed by Overdrive but then I heard Asylum calling. Asylum which is the far more violent brand in APW was at the time less technical and more raw and uncut and that has always and still is right up my alley...So to speak...I like to hurt people not because I'm a mental head case but because I know that inside that ring, inside the world of Pro Wrestling I am allowed to do what it takes to win. In Professional Football I'd be called a Head Hunter because diving tackles, helmet to helmet shots are right up my alley...so to speak...
So when you step in this ring know that I'm coming to hit you like a baseball hit by Barry Bonds on the Juice, I'm looking for that Homerun! I'm looking for that QB sack, I am looking to eliminate competition in the name of Sally Talfourd. If you don't make it to the next PPV....I apologize but know, rest assured that you Partner Havok will be right behind you because his ass made my list. There will be no technical grappling when I get him in the ring but I expect a clinic against you Sally. Sad isn't it? That the female in your little partnership has more balls, more sense than the guy who actually has male testosterone....Sally, this feeling I have, it's like puppy love....I want you, I crave you, I can almost smell you if you smelled like the stairway of a hotel...This is like love...Ted Bundy loved what he did, Ed Gein loved what he did....The same way a man loves a woman, these people were in love with the way they were, they wanted and craved and hungered for their ways of life and by fucking reality so do I....[/font]
A middle aged woman and her two small children come into the picture, they pass Jason on the stairs. Kash giving the woman a cold hard stare and looking down at both the kids as well as they pass him. Both the children question their mother as to why Kash and the cameras are even in the stairway but the mother hurries them along. Kash continues his rant and his climb up to the 3rd floor.
::Jason Kash::
Hell have no fury....Well I'm hot like some cold nipples and in this match I'm on like a prepaid prostitute who just got the money transfer. You want to have a great match, you've got one and Borderland isn't going to interefere because I win and lose matches on my own. Like a fucking Champion I step into that ring and do what I do and if by chance you get one over on me then I made the mistake of allowing it to happen. I can't see that going down because Sally, I am going into this with nothing but you on the mind. The time going into this match, you are my drug of choice, my addiction, my very fucking purpose in life.
For this match I am not thinking too much about Tag Titles or even my TapOut Championship because this match is showing that Asylum does offer equal opportunity but this match will determine who holds the bigger future going forward. Do you reclaim your place on the top of an APW brand or do I pass you by and then go into Shockwave making you second guess yourself? I mean I sure haven't made a name for myself as far as Level One or CJ Gates but rest assure that my name will be there and it's with you that I begin to engrave not only my name but Organized Violence into the APW walls of History.
Are you worried about Demon? He's a big dude ain't he? Him and I go WAY back, the Odd Couple that ran shit while we road the wave of success and with him being back you can bet exciting things could go down. He knows from the old days that I compete on my own and the result of that will be decided by me inside the ring alone and he will not appear unless others get involved first. His reason for being here surprises me even but what will happen from now is still up for debate, still being determined so don't worry Sally because this match might have Shane Borderland at ringside and Demon somewhere watching closely but it's just going to be you and I in this match.
That much I can promise you. I might not be liked by the masses but I'm one of the most honest guys around. If I say things are straight up and down then things are straight like an arrow and this match is something I want for me. An accomplishment in my book would be pinning your shoulders to the mat and being crowned the victor. You're a former World Champion on Overdrive and to beat you means I've done something not many can say they've done.....It's something I'm focused on doing, I'm treating this like the biggest match of my career and that should make you take notice...[/font]
As Kash opens the third floor door to the hallway, he looks at the camera one last time before walking away into the hallway. The door shuts leaving the cameraman in the stairway. The scene begins to fade and breaks down into the static screen that most have grown to see at the end of a Jason Kash promo.
