Post by Jason Cashe on Aug 13, 2011 5:07:54 GMT -4
::Big Heavy::
Happy Endings...
Ever since Big Heavy had been brought in to personally handle Security, he has been a silent giant. He didn't speak, he grunted and didn't do that much at all either. He liked canned foods like Spray Cheese which Organized Violence had used when they debut in APW. However the big man hadn't been given a spotlight and Kash was needing someone to help take his mind off Sally Talfourd. He was aching to be inside the ring already, he was picking verbal fights with any female that looked like her or for whatever reasons would even throw shit at a dog if it was a female. So some time spent with a man who could stop Kash, calm his nerves towards women and okay Big Heavy is paid to take orders but it was an idea Kash was going with.
Big Heavy driving, Kash slouched in the passanger seat with a blunt sticking out the window so the ashes can break off in the window. The radio at a faded volume and the sounds of the F150 engine growling as they stroll down the street. Nashville was the slums for most things, Professional Wrestling might have had some history in Nashville but it was a watered down Texas mixed with Louisana at least from Kash's experiences there in the past. He just didn't like anything but maybe Young Buck music out of Nashville. After taking a right on 2nd Street, Kash sits up in his seat and points out the windshield. Big Heavy grunts and heads towards the location. As they hit the curb, the big truck pulls into a Storage Depot called "U-Store" and Kash smiles as they drive past a few rows of Storage Units.
::Jason Kash::
For all of you watching right now, this ain't gonna be a APW edition of Storage Wars...No, I'm not bidding on anything but my odds against Sally and this will be something to set my mind at ease...At least until Asylum rolls around...Pull up right there...See Borderland?
Big Heavy pulls up in the middle of the row of Storage Units, A row on each side of the truck but plenty of room to move around. Kash opens the passanger door and drops out. Big Heavy takes a bit longer to get out but does and comes around to where Kash and Borderland are at. Their conversation begins with the generic greeting that partners would have, nothing special like his and her intros or Borderland and Kash Presents because that's just gay. They gave props, slapped hands and then starting talking about the storage unti that Borderland slaps his shoulder against as he leans on it.
::Shane Borderland::
So this helps how exactly? Does "she" deserve this even?
::Jason Kash::
What? Serious? Get real man, of course "she" deserves it, she will like it because who can dislike this man here!!
As Kash finishes the sentence he slap pats Big Heavy on his back shoulder. Kash even grabs and fondles the big man's man boob and his hand is swatted away. Borderland laughs as Big Heavy begins to look nervous. His face turning red, he doesn't seem up for it anymore. Like he was being forced on a blind date or something. Kash tried to boost his confidence but it wasn't much helping. Borderland pushes off the storage door and steps over to the big man.
::Shane Borderland::
If you don't want to do this....That is fine...Don't listen to Kash okay...Do you want to stop?
Big Heavy shakes his head no and Kash jumps up a bit and slaps his hands together in a giddy kind of clap. He hurries over to the Storage Door where the chain and lock is located and grabs it. However as he sticks the key into the lock he stops and turns back around. Borderland nods in question but Kash looks past him at the cameraman who comes in closely.
::Jason Kash::
Today is a special occasion! Today is the day that our friend Big Heavy gets introduced to a new friend! See when he was first hired back in that garbage of a company, WCF, he had himself two loves. One was spray foods in a can but his biggest love was this special lady. She was taken from him not long after he met her and he was heartbroken! So sad...But that all changes today because inside this Storage here is a brand new special lady for him to meet!
Inside the storage unit comes a sound that catches all of their attention. Kash shrugs as Borderland rushes the storage door. He puts his ear to the metal but cannot hear anything else. He looks at Kash and shrugs back at his partner and moves back out of the picture. Kash continues talking at the camera and making a joke about one possiblity.
::Jason Kash::
Heh..Hope there is enough Oxygen in there...Now, let's introduce Big Heavy's new friend...
Kash unlocked the storage and pulls the Chain, one hand on the bottom of the door as it rises up. Big Heavy's eyes open wide as he looks in the storage, Borderland shaking his head walks away from the scene as if bothered by the sight of what Kash has done to get a message to an opponent. Kash waves off Borderland and rubs his hands together before showing Big Heavy that he can enter and meet the lovely lady Kash found for him. As the camera turns to the inside of the storage you see chains hooked to the floor and ceiling. Like an SNM Sex room, there is a table with Dildos of many colors and even some nipple clamps.
On the chains was a female body, hooked in like some prisoner. Her hair long brown is dangling over her face as her head is flopped forward as if she is unconscious. Big Heavy being the big shy bastard he is takes his time to enter the Storage Unit. Kash looks down the row of Units to see if anyone is coming or if he can locate where Borderland had went off too. Big Heavy pulls the female's hair back to show her face but his big body stands in front of it to block the camera's view. Kash turns the camera towards him and begins talking in a middle leveled voice that would typically be used in a bathroom so not to echo or inside of a house full of people upstairs sleeping.
::Jason Kash::
Sally....Do you know why I walk with a limp? It's not because I'm trying to act "Hood" or "Gangsta" like some clowns wanting to be Most Hated. I walk with a limp because my dick is heavy, plain and simple. It's an issue that you can never experience but that still hasn't caused you any problems during your career has it Sally? Look let's be real, one Double Champion to a Former Champion....I am not really a fan of big names who try to grasp their crumbling careers by moving to what they consider the "B" show in APW. I don't appreciate APW management bringing you over to Asylum because of the fact that since day one of me being here you have acted too good to acknowledge my presents. Like I don't fucking matter and yet it's you now here on Asylum who is lower on the totem pole sweatheart.
Now don't get me wrong, I have a much bigger issue with your partner. "Queen Xtreme" Nathaniel Havok believe you-me, I fully have it in the playbook to smash his face in. However like I've said, that is for another day, another time. He is someone who has time to kill, who has loses to experience, Championships to win and lose but you? You've already done all of that, you could say you helped pave the way for us newer guys and gals coming in now.
You could say that...However let's not because the right there in front of you reality is that you were the one that people pitied and overlooked. You were the one that had Classics with guys like Level One because he in fact ENJOYED rolling around, getting beat up by a dominante female...He's hispanic, they have sex like rabbits. Level One just happens to like a little fourplay with his feel me downs if you catch my drift. Those weren't classics, those were Soft Core Porn for anyone watching the match!
Don't get me wrong now, they showcased Wrestling and Entertainment at it's purest form. He went into that match though looking for a long, drawn out competition. I however am not looking for competition in full because I have no desire to feel you up. I have no desire to let you stomp on my balls either....Let's be clear there, no nut shots, not fair! I will have to give you a "See You Next Thursday" kick in return...Get it? Losers....Anyway, this match here....This won't be a classic. It won't be a Old West Showdown or a Civil War Re-enactment...
This will be me getting into the ring against you and the better athlete coming out as victor. It will be one of us showing the other and the people watching live or at home that we are the better talent in that ring on that given day. You want to get back that spark you had not so long ago? Well I want to keep mine and trust me honey, I will end careers and move mountains to keep mine because I did just that to gain it. I'm not going into this match and losing to you because I have the talent to beat you, and seeing as how you've not made a whisper yet it seems you either over look me or you know that the things I'm saying have truth to them...[/font]
In the background you can hear Big Heavy grunting in a heavy under voice. Kash turns around and almost jolts his head back to the camera. He throws up a thumb as the grunts get louder. Shane Borderland is seen down the alley heading back over to Kash but Kash doesn't see him as his voice begins to speak again at the cameras recording.
::Jason Kash::
When I've spoke about the Season of J.A.S.O.N. were there actually people out there that thought I was making it up? Did you think this was something that I just noticed one day being high and looking at a Calendar? Okay maybe I was high when I first noticed but it is still real damnit!! This is my Season of Victory, the hunt is mine and those hunted are stepped past. If you were coming to Asylum to get an easier group of competition then you made a mistake because I will be that concrete wall that is blocking your path from becoming not only the winner of this match, but I will once again play that same role in our Tag Team Match at Shockwave. So continue doing what you do, talk about Branden Harvey and what he's doing these days. Elite Posse dressing up like women now, surprise there! But you gossip, you do the typical "Girlie" thing you do but know and understand that you've been in my dreams, my nightmares and when I'm awake I think of you.
Like a craving....Like a pregnant woman who wants Pickles and Ice Cream. You are my biggest match thus far in APW. Rico Casteel was big, you're bigger and I might have fallen short against Rico but I won't be falling against you. I have something to lose, you don't. I want this, I need this and if it means breaking you down, raping you with the shear talent in my possession and making you feel abused, beaten, violated then that is what I will do Sally. I am a cold hearted man when it comes to that ring. I execute, I perform. Outside of the ring I'm a nice guy, funny with an odd sense of humor and I enjoy the green. However once that bell rings no, once I'm standing in the back behind the curtain, waiting for my music...THAT is when the switch is flipped and I become that killer inside of me. So at Asylum...you're a victim, someone in the wrong place at the wrong time and I'm pouncing on you. Slicing your fucking throat and dumping your body in Aruba. Trust that....[/font]
::Shane Borderland::
You are getting a little demented there Kash! Jesus Christ...
Kash whirls around and makes eye contact with Borderland. They both hear the chains from the storage unit and look over to see Big Heavy stepping out from behind the female. Her head is once again hung over with her hair dangling over her face. Big Heavy moves her hair and kisses her on the mouth ever so gently and this time the camera gets a great glimpse of her. Turns out it's one of those real dolls, looks and feels like real skin and with working body parts. This one though has a mask wrapped around it with Sally Talfourd's face taped to the mask. As Big Heavy exits the storage unit, Kash instructs him otherwise.
::Jason Kash::
Fun? I sort of named her for you, her name is Sally II but you can keep her! I told you she was your replacement for that other one you lost so go clean her up and dress her, whatever it is you wanna do...We'll be over here...
Big Heavy smiles really big as her name is told to him. He starts clapping as Kash tells him she is his to keep. He hurries back to clean her and dress her before bringing her out to the truck. After loading the doll named "Sally II" into the truck with her seatbelt on, Big Heavy comes to where Kash and Borderland are at. Kash smoking a new blunt and Borderland doing push ups leaning against the wall. To everyone's surprise, Big Heavy speaks.
::Big Heavy::
Happy Ending....
::Shane Borderland::
Holy Shit! He speaks!!
The view begins to rise above where they are standing, Kash is seen choking on an inhale of smoke after being surprised by Big Heavy speaking. Borderland is in a still face just looking at the Big Man. The scene soon breaks down into a static screen as it comes to an end.
Happy Endings...
Ever since Big Heavy had been brought in to personally handle Security, he has been a silent giant. He didn't speak, he grunted and didn't do that much at all either. He liked canned foods like Spray Cheese which Organized Violence had used when they debut in APW. However the big man hadn't been given a spotlight and Kash was needing someone to help take his mind off Sally Talfourd. He was aching to be inside the ring already, he was picking verbal fights with any female that looked like her or for whatever reasons would even throw shit at a dog if it was a female. So some time spent with a man who could stop Kash, calm his nerves towards women and okay Big Heavy is paid to take orders but it was an idea Kash was going with.
Big Heavy driving, Kash slouched in the passanger seat with a blunt sticking out the window so the ashes can break off in the window. The radio at a faded volume and the sounds of the F150 engine growling as they stroll down the street. Nashville was the slums for most things, Professional Wrestling might have had some history in Nashville but it was a watered down Texas mixed with Louisana at least from Kash's experiences there in the past. He just didn't like anything but maybe Young Buck music out of Nashville. After taking a right on 2nd Street, Kash sits up in his seat and points out the windshield. Big Heavy grunts and heads towards the location. As they hit the curb, the big truck pulls into a Storage Depot called "U-Store" and Kash smiles as they drive past a few rows of Storage Units.
::Jason Kash::
For all of you watching right now, this ain't gonna be a APW edition of Storage Wars...No, I'm not bidding on anything but my odds against Sally and this will be something to set my mind at ease...At least until Asylum rolls around...Pull up right there...See Borderland?
Big Heavy pulls up in the middle of the row of Storage Units, A row on each side of the truck but plenty of room to move around. Kash opens the passanger door and drops out. Big Heavy takes a bit longer to get out but does and comes around to where Kash and Borderland are at. Their conversation begins with the generic greeting that partners would have, nothing special like his and her intros or Borderland and Kash Presents because that's just gay. They gave props, slapped hands and then starting talking about the storage unti that Borderland slaps his shoulder against as he leans on it.
::Shane Borderland::
So this helps how exactly? Does "she" deserve this even?
::Jason Kash::
What? Serious? Get real man, of course "she" deserves it, she will like it because who can dislike this man here!!
As Kash finishes the sentence he slap pats Big Heavy on his back shoulder. Kash even grabs and fondles the big man's man boob and his hand is swatted away. Borderland laughs as Big Heavy begins to look nervous. His face turning red, he doesn't seem up for it anymore. Like he was being forced on a blind date or something. Kash tried to boost his confidence but it wasn't much helping. Borderland pushes off the storage door and steps over to the big man.
::Shane Borderland::
If you don't want to do this....That is fine...Don't listen to Kash okay...Do you want to stop?
Big Heavy shakes his head no and Kash jumps up a bit and slaps his hands together in a giddy kind of clap. He hurries over to the Storage Door where the chain and lock is located and grabs it. However as he sticks the key into the lock he stops and turns back around. Borderland nods in question but Kash looks past him at the cameraman who comes in closely.
::Jason Kash::
Today is a special occasion! Today is the day that our friend Big Heavy gets introduced to a new friend! See when he was first hired back in that garbage of a company, WCF, he had himself two loves. One was spray foods in a can but his biggest love was this special lady. She was taken from him not long after he met her and he was heartbroken! So sad...But that all changes today because inside this Storage here is a brand new special lady for him to meet!
Inside the storage unit comes a sound that catches all of their attention. Kash shrugs as Borderland rushes the storage door. He puts his ear to the metal but cannot hear anything else. He looks at Kash and shrugs back at his partner and moves back out of the picture. Kash continues talking at the camera and making a joke about one possiblity.
::Jason Kash::
Heh..Hope there is enough Oxygen in there...Now, let's introduce Big Heavy's new friend...
Kash unlocked the storage and pulls the Chain, one hand on the bottom of the door as it rises up. Big Heavy's eyes open wide as he looks in the storage, Borderland shaking his head walks away from the scene as if bothered by the sight of what Kash has done to get a message to an opponent. Kash waves off Borderland and rubs his hands together before showing Big Heavy that he can enter and meet the lovely lady Kash found for him. As the camera turns to the inside of the storage you see chains hooked to the floor and ceiling. Like an SNM Sex room, there is a table with Dildos of many colors and even some nipple clamps.
On the chains was a female body, hooked in like some prisoner. Her hair long brown is dangling over her face as her head is flopped forward as if she is unconscious. Big Heavy being the big shy bastard he is takes his time to enter the Storage Unit. Kash looks down the row of Units to see if anyone is coming or if he can locate where Borderland had went off too. Big Heavy pulls the female's hair back to show her face but his big body stands in front of it to block the camera's view. Kash turns the camera towards him and begins talking in a middle leveled voice that would typically be used in a bathroom so not to echo or inside of a house full of people upstairs sleeping.
::Jason Kash::
Sally....Do you know why I walk with a limp? It's not because I'm trying to act "Hood" or "Gangsta" like some clowns wanting to be Most Hated. I walk with a limp because my dick is heavy, plain and simple. It's an issue that you can never experience but that still hasn't caused you any problems during your career has it Sally? Look let's be real, one Double Champion to a Former Champion....I am not really a fan of big names who try to grasp their crumbling careers by moving to what they consider the "B" show in APW. I don't appreciate APW management bringing you over to Asylum because of the fact that since day one of me being here you have acted too good to acknowledge my presents. Like I don't fucking matter and yet it's you now here on Asylum who is lower on the totem pole sweatheart.
Now don't get me wrong, I have a much bigger issue with your partner. "Queen Xtreme" Nathaniel Havok believe you-me, I fully have it in the playbook to smash his face in. However like I've said, that is for another day, another time. He is someone who has time to kill, who has loses to experience, Championships to win and lose but you? You've already done all of that, you could say you helped pave the way for us newer guys and gals coming in now.
You could say that...However let's not because the right there in front of you reality is that you were the one that people pitied and overlooked. You were the one that had Classics with guys like Level One because he in fact ENJOYED rolling around, getting beat up by a dominante female...He's hispanic, they have sex like rabbits. Level One just happens to like a little fourplay with his feel me downs if you catch my drift. Those weren't classics, those were Soft Core Porn for anyone watching the match!
Don't get me wrong now, they showcased Wrestling and Entertainment at it's purest form. He went into that match though looking for a long, drawn out competition. I however am not looking for competition in full because I have no desire to feel you up. I have no desire to let you stomp on my balls either....Let's be clear there, no nut shots, not fair! I will have to give you a "See You Next Thursday" kick in return...Get it? Losers....Anyway, this match here....This won't be a classic. It won't be a Old West Showdown or a Civil War Re-enactment...
This will be me getting into the ring against you and the better athlete coming out as victor. It will be one of us showing the other and the people watching live or at home that we are the better talent in that ring on that given day. You want to get back that spark you had not so long ago? Well I want to keep mine and trust me honey, I will end careers and move mountains to keep mine because I did just that to gain it. I'm not going into this match and losing to you because I have the talent to beat you, and seeing as how you've not made a whisper yet it seems you either over look me or you know that the things I'm saying have truth to them...[/font]
In the background you can hear Big Heavy grunting in a heavy under voice. Kash turns around and almost jolts his head back to the camera. He throws up a thumb as the grunts get louder. Shane Borderland is seen down the alley heading back over to Kash but Kash doesn't see him as his voice begins to speak again at the cameras recording.
::Jason Kash::
When I've spoke about the Season of J.A.S.O.N. were there actually people out there that thought I was making it up? Did you think this was something that I just noticed one day being high and looking at a Calendar? Okay maybe I was high when I first noticed but it is still real damnit!! This is my Season of Victory, the hunt is mine and those hunted are stepped past. If you were coming to Asylum to get an easier group of competition then you made a mistake because I will be that concrete wall that is blocking your path from becoming not only the winner of this match, but I will once again play that same role in our Tag Team Match at Shockwave. So continue doing what you do, talk about Branden Harvey and what he's doing these days. Elite Posse dressing up like women now, surprise there! But you gossip, you do the typical "Girlie" thing you do but know and understand that you've been in my dreams, my nightmares and when I'm awake I think of you.
Like a craving....Like a pregnant woman who wants Pickles and Ice Cream. You are my biggest match thus far in APW. Rico Casteel was big, you're bigger and I might have fallen short against Rico but I won't be falling against you. I have something to lose, you don't. I want this, I need this and if it means breaking you down, raping you with the shear talent in my possession and making you feel abused, beaten, violated then that is what I will do Sally. I am a cold hearted man when it comes to that ring. I execute, I perform. Outside of the ring I'm a nice guy, funny with an odd sense of humor and I enjoy the green. However once that bell rings no, once I'm standing in the back behind the curtain, waiting for my music...THAT is when the switch is flipped and I become that killer inside of me. So at Asylum...you're a victim, someone in the wrong place at the wrong time and I'm pouncing on you. Slicing your fucking throat and dumping your body in Aruba. Trust that....[/font]
::Shane Borderland::
You are getting a little demented there Kash! Jesus Christ...
Kash whirls around and makes eye contact with Borderland. They both hear the chains from the storage unit and look over to see Big Heavy stepping out from behind the female. Her head is once again hung over with her hair dangling over her face. Big Heavy moves her hair and kisses her on the mouth ever so gently and this time the camera gets a great glimpse of her. Turns out it's one of those real dolls, looks and feels like real skin and with working body parts. This one though has a mask wrapped around it with Sally Talfourd's face taped to the mask. As Big Heavy exits the storage unit, Kash instructs him otherwise.
::Jason Kash::
Fun? I sort of named her for you, her name is Sally II but you can keep her! I told you she was your replacement for that other one you lost so go clean her up and dress her, whatever it is you wanna do...We'll be over here...
Big Heavy smiles really big as her name is told to him. He starts clapping as Kash tells him she is his to keep. He hurries back to clean her and dress her before bringing her out to the truck. After loading the doll named "Sally II" into the truck with her seatbelt on, Big Heavy comes to where Kash and Borderland are at. Kash smoking a new blunt and Borderland doing push ups leaning against the wall. To everyone's surprise, Big Heavy speaks.
::Big Heavy::
Happy Ending....
::Shane Borderland::
Holy Shit! He speaks!!
The view begins to rise above where they are standing, Kash is seen choking on an inhale of smoke after being surprised by Big Heavy speaking. Borderland is in a still face just looking at the Big Man. The scene soon breaks down into a static screen as it comes to an end.
