Post by Shane Borderland on Aug 22, 2011 20:25:51 GMT -4
“Here it goes again. Another chance for you to prove that you are no doubt one of the best in this industry. So taking out Havok and Talfourd is your next task? This should be easy, just remember one thing. Im always on your side!”[/i]
SSSSCCCCCCHHHHH!!!
\\Shane Borderland//
What he hell?
\\Big Heavy//
Hmm?
\\Shane Borderland//
Was that you making that noise?
Shane glances at Heavy and notices some cheese on his chin.
\\Shane Borderland//
Of course it was you. What is your weird obsession with spray food?
\\Big Heavy//
Ehhh, cause it good!
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea i bet. Man, i just felt like someone was in my head talking to me about my match at Shockwave. It was really weird.
\\Big Heavy//
Huh?
\\Shane Borderland//
What dont you understand? It was like someone was in my head talking to me. That has never happened before, kind of odd to me. It said like he was with me, so i have nothing to worry about.
\\Big Heavy//
You remembered?
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, it just happened Heavy. It wasnt a dream or nothing because i wasnt sleeping. I was watching this movie with you. Then its like i blacked out and started hearing this voice in my head. Then i got interrupted by your spray can.
\\Big Heavy//
Hahaha! Ummm, Good!
\\Shane Borderland//
You better hope its good, because i could have missed something here.
\\Big Heavy//
Like?
\\Shane Borderland//
This voice could have told me something i needed to hear. I dont know what, but you never know.
\\Big Heavy//
Hungry?
\\Shane Borderland//
No man, i cant eat right now. Got some shit on my mind.
\\Big Heavy//
Again like?
\\Shane Borderland//
This voice and my match at Shockwave.
\\Big Heavy//
Easy.
\\Shane Borderland//
Easy? EASY? Man whats hard for you then? Cooking and eating spray food at the same time?
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
I know you think its good, yadda, yadda, yadda. But i really do have to concentrate on this match man because Sally and Nathaniel have been trying to get at me and Kash for these titles.So all i need is for a little voice to start talking to me and get my mind side tracked. I need to be completely focused for this match man. Sally and Nathaniel are worthy opponents, they can get gold when they want too.
\\Big Heavy//
Yea.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, (Under his breathe) Kind of liked it better when you were a fucking mute.
\\Big Heavy//
You say you hungry?
\\Shane Borderland//
Uhh, yea sure. Cook me up a little something.
\\Big Heavy//
Good!
Shane sits there pondering on this voice he heard and his match at Shockwave, while Big Heavy puts on a chef hat and a apron. Shane looks at him and smirks as Heavy begins clanging pots and pans together.
\\Shane Borderland//
Damn man, do you have to be so loud? You are beating that pot against that pan like it owes you money.
All of a sudden the door opens up and Kash pokes his head in, eyes looking like the Japan symbol.
\\Jason Kash//
Did i hear someone say pot?
\\Shane Borderland//
Ohh god, it always has to be marijuana doesnt it?
Jason walks in, closes the door and sits on the far side of the couch where Shane is sitting.
\\Jason Kash//
Not always man, but at least 90% of the time it is, hahaha!
\\Shane Borderland//
I was just wondering because your heard the word pot and you already look like you have been to a smoking contest in Amsterdam.
\\Jason Kash//
Haha, no man, but they would be nice as hell though.
\\Big Heavy//
Hungry Kash?
\\Shane Borderland//
Now thats a dumb question Heavy, just look at him.
\\Jason Kash//
Yea, you know im hungry man.
\\Big Heavy//
Good.
\\Jason Kash//
So what you been up to man since you had two weeks off. Was it nice?
\\Shane Borderland//
It kind of was and kind of not. I missed being in the ring alot, but i also had time to myself too. So i really dont know.
\\Jason Kash//
Well i just hope your well rested for our match at Shockwave.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ohh trust me. Im ready for this match. Besides the damn voice.
\\Jason Kash//
Come again?
\\Shane Borderland//
While ago, it was like someone was in my head talking to me and shit.
\\Jason Kash//
Did you find my stash bro?
\\Shane Borderland//
No man. But it did kind of freak me out.
\\Jason Kash//
Hell dont worry about it man. Happens to me all the time.
\\Shane Borderland//
I hope your right man. So whats new?
\\Jason Kash//
Nothing really, same old shit. Havok running his cock sucker like always.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, sounds about the same bro. He still ranting around like we are gay and shit?
\\Jason Kash//
You know it. I think he is just jealous that we hold the tag gold and he doesnt.
\\Shane Borderland//
You know i kind of find it ironic that he is the one that says we are gay and shit, but he supports the female needs. You know like eye shadow and eye liner. If anything, i would have to say he is the fruity one here. Rainbow warrior is what i shall call him.
\\Jason Kash//
Haha, do what?
\\Shane Borderland//
Rainbow warrior. You know what im getting at. Havok just thinks he is so good, it actually makes me sick to my stomach. The bad thing is he won our one on one match, now he thinks that he can beat me and you, with his ghost of a partner and take our gold. He just doesnt know that i wasnt 100% for that match. Yea i showed up, i fought back, but i had too much shit on my mind at the time and he got the best of me. Ohh, so how the tables have turned. Now i am ready, actually anxiously waiting for this match and he is the one wondering if his tag partner will show up or not. Boy, i cant wait to see his face, when he is lying in a pool of blood reaching up at us for help. And when that time comes, im going to laugh in his face, then just kick him over to his belly and leave him to soak up his own blood.
\\Jason Kash//
Damn, ruthless
\\Shane Borderland//
You damn right i am. I am sick of hearing Havok make gay comments or jokes about us. I mean come on really Havok? I thought we was out of school along time ago. Grow up, this is nothing but a bunch of high school nonsense. But if it makes you sleep at night calling me and my tag partner faggots. Then im glad that you get your beauty sleep. Do i need to remind you that we are the tag champions, and have been for a minute now? Or have you been too busy dying your hair and painting your fingernails? It really doesnt matter how much you try to change your appearance for this match. Because you could come as yourself or some prostidude and you will still get the ass kicking you fucking deserve. So please whatever has been up your ass, let this match decide it. After this match, i dont want to hear any more gay jokes from your mouth, speaking of that. Doesnt joking around affect your day job? Taking to much time talking and not enough working if you catch my drift. Sorry, thats the lamest joke i will tell all night.
\\Jason Kash//
Bwahahaha!!!
\\Shane Borderland//
Im serious though. I will not do another gay joke because i would be contradicting myself and i do not do that. But seriously after this match, no more gayness. Be a man about this and just take the ass kicking you deserve. You know it has been coming since you and Sally made this “One hell of a team.” You have been after these titles for awhile now. But to tell you the truth, im not ready to give this gold up yet. Are you Kash?
\\Jason Kash//
Hell no im not. Especially to these two. I have made a better match on match.com.
\\Shane Borderland//
Hehe, see what im talking about Havok? You and Sally are both in for a rude awakening when you step in the ring the Tag Champions. We have a reason of us being champions and that is we are just too damn good. Yes i said that, because we deserve these titles. To have you and Sally hold these titles would be a disgrace to the APW. Who would want you guys champions anyways besides yourselves? Do i here crickets? I believe i do. So what im trying to get through your heads is that you will not win, hell maybe not even survive in this match at Shockwave. I have been gone for two weeks, may not seem long to anyone, but for me it is. I am well rested and i have a lot of steam to let out and it just happens to be my lucky day. Because my next match is at the Pay Per View Shockwave and its against your sorry asses. So all of this anger and rest that i have gotten over these past two weeks, can you guess what i will be doing with it? Thats right, its all going to come out on your asses. I have heard so much of you two talking about what good of a tag team you guys have.
Well i still yet have seen anything that excites me. Hell look at Sally. She is so disgusted of having a partner that wears as much makeup and she does that she doesnt even have the common courtesy to step sight into the APW. Hell if i was in her shoes, i guess i would do the same damn thing. Im even kind of disgraced to be in the same ring as you. You talk about how good you are, this that, blah, blah, blah. Well i guess im going to show you who the real man is around here. You might think this is a game, you might think you have this under control. Well let me just let you in on a secret here Havok. These titles are not leaving Organized Violence. So i hope your prepared to have the worst beating of your life. Something i should have did in our first match but i was occupied by some other stuff. Im going to come at you Wide Fuckin’ Open, so you best better bring what you call your “A” game. Because if you dont, you will wish that you and your partner never looked our way. You best better believe that. You and Sally will not overcome the outcome because they are just two little letters holding you back and that is O.V.!
\\Jason Kash//
Damn man, thats hard shit right there.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, well im going to get my point across one way or another. I hope that he is good at catching on as of how good he thinks he really is.
\\Jason Kash//
Well if they dont catch the drift this time, then i dont know what the hell would do it then.
\\Shane Borderland//
What i just said and the ass kicking that we are fixing to give them should do the trick. If it doesnt, then im going to check them into a institution my damn self.
\\Jason Kash//
Hell i guess i will be right there with you bro.
\\Big Heavy//
Food done.
\\Jason Kash//
Good, im so hungry i can eat the landing gear out of a buzzards
\\Shane Borderland//
Landing gear?
\\Big Heavy//
Buzzards ass?
\\Jason Kash//
I heard it once, awhile back.
\\Shane Borderland//
If you say so Kash.
Big Heavy steps away from the stove, Kash and Borderland stand up, walking into the kitchen area to get some grub. They all fill their plates with the food that Heavy cooked and then they all walk into the living room area and sit down. As they are eating, Shane is flipping through the channels and see’s a football game playing. He drops the remote on the couch and starts eating himself. After a minute of eating, Heavy looks up.
\\Big Heavy//
Good?
\\Jason Kash//
That is damn good man. What the hell is it?
\\Big Heavy//
I call it, Big’s Gumbo. Like Borderland?
\\Shane Borderland//
Not bad Heavy, not bad at all. Needs some hot sauce though.
\\Jason Kash//
Oh, that would be great, but i am already done. And its working its way through the pipeline. WATCH OUT!
Kash gets up and runs to the bathroom. Heavy laughs as Kash goes into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. Shane finishes up his plate and kicks back on the couch. Heavy stands up, going into the kitchen for more. Heavy looks back at Shane.
\\Big Heavy//
Shane? Shane?
Shane’s eyes are opens, but he is like in a trance.
“The time is rapidly approaching. So this is finally it, for you to shut them up. Lets do it the hard way and show them what we are really about. Lets take these two out for good, show them who the real champion really is!”
\\Big Heavy//
SHANE!!!
\\Shane Borderland//
Huh? What?
\\Big Heavy//
Want anymore?
\\Shane Borderland//
No man, im good thanks. (Under his breathe) Weird.
Big Heavy begins scrapping the pot for the rest of the food. Kash comes out of the bathroom and walks into the living room.
\\Jason Kash//
Nobody go in the bathroom for like 35, 45 minutes.
\\Shane Borderland//
Damn, that bad huh?
\\Jason Kash//
Ohh it was good as hell, but painful coming out. Just wait, you will see, hahaha!
Kash sits down on the couch as Heavy sits down on a chair, working on his second plate of his so called “Big’s Gumbo.”
Fades.
SSSSCCCCCCHHHHH!!!
\\Shane Borderland//
What he hell?
\\Big Heavy//
Hmm?
\\Shane Borderland//
Was that you making that noise?
Shane glances at Heavy and notices some cheese on his chin.
\\Shane Borderland//
Of course it was you. What is your weird obsession with spray food?
\\Big Heavy//
Ehhh, cause it good!
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea i bet. Man, i just felt like someone was in my head talking to me about my match at Shockwave. It was really weird.
\\Big Heavy//
Huh?
\\Shane Borderland//
What dont you understand? It was like someone was in my head talking to me. That has never happened before, kind of odd to me. It said like he was with me, so i have nothing to worry about.
\\Big Heavy//
You remembered?
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, it just happened Heavy. It wasnt a dream or nothing because i wasnt sleeping. I was watching this movie with you. Then its like i blacked out and started hearing this voice in my head. Then i got interrupted by your spray can.
\\Big Heavy//
Hahaha! Ummm, Good!
\\Shane Borderland//
You better hope its good, because i could have missed something here.
\\Big Heavy//
Like?
\\Shane Borderland//
This voice could have told me something i needed to hear. I dont know what, but you never know.
\\Big Heavy//
Hungry?
\\Shane Borderland//
No man, i cant eat right now. Got some shit on my mind.
\\Big Heavy//
Again like?
\\Shane Borderland//
This voice and my match at Shockwave.
\\Big Heavy//
Easy.
\\Shane Borderland//
Easy? EASY? Man whats hard for you then? Cooking and eating spray food at the same time?
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
I know you think its good, yadda, yadda, yadda. But i really do have to concentrate on this match man because Sally and Nathaniel have been trying to get at me and Kash for these titles.So all i need is for a little voice to start talking to me and get my mind side tracked. I need to be completely focused for this match man. Sally and Nathaniel are worthy opponents, they can get gold when they want too.
\\Big Heavy//
Yea.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, (Under his breathe) Kind of liked it better when you were a fucking mute.
\\Big Heavy//
You say you hungry?
\\Shane Borderland//
Uhh, yea sure. Cook me up a little something.
\\Big Heavy//
Good!
Shane sits there pondering on this voice he heard and his match at Shockwave, while Big Heavy puts on a chef hat and a apron. Shane looks at him and smirks as Heavy begins clanging pots and pans together.
\\Shane Borderland//
Damn man, do you have to be so loud? You are beating that pot against that pan like it owes you money.
All of a sudden the door opens up and Kash pokes his head in, eyes looking like the Japan symbol.
\\Jason Kash//
Did i hear someone say pot?
\\Shane Borderland//
Ohh god, it always has to be marijuana doesnt it?
Jason walks in, closes the door and sits on the far side of the couch where Shane is sitting.
\\Jason Kash//
Not always man, but at least 90% of the time it is, hahaha!
\\Shane Borderland//
I was just wondering because your heard the word pot and you already look like you have been to a smoking contest in Amsterdam.
\\Jason Kash//
Haha, no man, but they would be nice as hell though.
\\Big Heavy//
Hungry Kash?
\\Shane Borderland//
Now thats a dumb question Heavy, just look at him.
\\Jason Kash//
Yea, you know im hungry man.
\\Big Heavy//
Good.
\\Jason Kash//
So what you been up to man since you had two weeks off. Was it nice?
\\Shane Borderland//
It kind of was and kind of not. I missed being in the ring alot, but i also had time to myself too. So i really dont know.
\\Jason Kash//
Well i just hope your well rested for our match at Shockwave.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ohh trust me. Im ready for this match. Besides the damn voice.
\\Jason Kash//
Come again?
\\Shane Borderland//
While ago, it was like someone was in my head talking to me and shit.
\\Jason Kash//
Did you find my stash bro?
\\Shane Borderland//
No man. But it did kind of freak me out.
\\Jason Kash//
Hell dont worry about it man. Happens to me all the time.
\\Shane Borderland//
I hope your right man. So whats new?
\\Jason Kash//
Nothing really, same old shit. Havok running his cock sucker like always.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, sounds about the same bro. He still ranting around like we are gay and shit?
\\Jason Kash//
You know it. I think he is just jealous that we hold the tag gold and he doesnt.
\\Shane Borderland//
You know i kind of find it ironic that he is the one that says we are gay and shit, but he supports the female needs. You know like eye shadow and eye liner. If anything, i would have to say he is the fruity one here. Rainbow warrior is what i shall call him.
\\Jason Kash//
Haha, do what?
\\Shane Borderland//
Rainbow warrior. You know what im getting at. Havok just thinks he is so good, it actually makes me sick to my stomach. The bad thing is he won our one on one match, now he thinks that he can beat me and you, with his ghost of a partner and take our gold. He just doesnt know that i wasnt 100% for that match. Yea i showed up, i fought back, but i had too much shit on my mind at the time and he got the best of me. Ohh, so how the tables have turned. Now i am ready, actually anxiously waiting for this match and he is the one wondering if his tag partner will show up or not. Boy, i cant wait to see his face, when he is lying in a pool of blood reaching up at us for help. And when that time comes, im going to laugh in his face, then just kick him over to his belly and leave him to soak up his own blood.
\\Jason Kash//
Damn, ruthless
\\Shane Borderland//
You damn right i am. I am sick of hearing Havok make gay comments or jokes about us. I mean come on really Havok? I thought we was out of school along time ago. Grow up, this is nothing but a bunch of high school nonsense. But if it makes you sleep at night calling me and my tag partner faggots. Then im glad that you get your beauty sleep. Do i need to remind you that we are the tag champions, and have been for a minute now? Or have you been too busy dying your hair and painting your fingernails? It really doesnt matter how much you try to change your appearance for this match. Because you could come as yourself or some prostidude and you will still get the ass kicking you fucking deserve. So please whatever has been up your ass, let this match decide it. After this match, i dont want to hear any more gay jokes from your mouth, speaking of that. Doesnt joking around affect your day job? Taking to much time talking and not enough working if you catch my drift. Sorry, thats the lamest joke i will tell all night.
\\Jason Kash//
Bwahahaha!!!
\\Shane Borderland//
Im serious though. I will not do another gay joke because i would be contradicting myself and i do not do that. But seriously after this match, no more gayness. Be a man about this and just take the ass kicking you deserve. You know it has been coming since you and Sally made this “One hell of a team.” You have been after these titles for awhile now. But to tell you the truth, im not ready to give this gold up yet. Are you Kash?
\\Jason Kash//
Hell no im not. Especially to these two. I have made a better match on match.com.
\\Shane Borderland//
Hehe, see what im talking about Havok? You and Sally are both in for a rude awakening when you step in the ring the Tag Champions. We have a reason of us being champions and that is we are just too damn good. Yes i said that, because we deserve these titles. To have you and Sally hold these titles would be a disgrace to the APW. Who would want you guys champions anyways besides yourselves? Do i here crickets? I believe i do. So what im trying to get through your heads is that you will not win, hell maybe not even survive in this match at Shockwave. I have been gone for two weeks, may not seem long to anyone, but for me it is. I am well rested and i have a lot of steam to let out and it just happens to be my lucky day. Because my next match is at the Pay Per View Shockwave and its against your sorry asses. So all of this anger and rest that i have gotten over these past two weeks, can you guess what i will be doing with it? Thats right, its all going to come out on your asses. I have heard so much of you two talking about what good of a tag team you guys have.
Well i still yet have seen anything that excites me. Hell look at Sally. She is so disgusted of having a partner that wears as much makeup and she does that she doesnt even have the common courtesy to step sight into the APW. Hell if i was in her shoes, i guess i would do the same damn thing. Im even kind of disgraced to be in the same ring as you. You talk about how good you are, this that, blah, blah, blah. Well i guess im going to show you who the real man is around here. You might think this is a game, you might think you have this under control. Well let me just let you in on a secret here Havok. These titles are not leaving Organized Violence. So i hope your prepared to have the worst beating of your life. Something i should have did in our first match but i was occupied by some other stuff. Im going to come at you Wide Fuckin’ Open, so you best better bring what you call your “A” game. Because if you dont, you will wish that you and your partner never looked our way. You best better believe that. You and Sally will not overcome the outcome because they are just two little letters holding you back and that is O.V.!
\\Jason Kash//
Damn man, thats hard shit right there.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, well im going to get my point across one way or another. I hope that he is good at catching on as of how good he thinks he really is.
\\Jason Kash//
Well if they dont catch the drift this time, then i dont know what the hell would do it then.
\\Shane Borderland//
What i just said and the ass kicking that we are fixing to give them should do the trick. If it doesnt, then im going to check them into a institution my damn self.
\\Jason Kash//
Hell i guess i will be right there with you bro.
\\Big Heavy//
Food done.
\\Jason Kash//
Good, im so hungry i can eat the landing gear out of a buzzards
\\Shane Borderland//
Landing gear?
\\Big Heavy//
Buzzards ass?
\\Jason Kash//
I heard it once, awhile back.
\\Shane Borderland//
If you say so Kash.
Big Heavy steps away from the stove, Kash and Borderland stand up, walking into the kitchen area to get some grub. They all fill their plates with the food that Heavy cooked and then they all walk into the living room area and sit down. As they are eating, Shane is flipping through the channels and see’s a football game playing. He drops the remote on the couch and starts eating himself. After a minute of eating, Heavy looks up.
\\Big Heavy//
Good?
\\Jason Kash//
That is damn good man. What the hell is it?
\\Big Heavy//
I call it, Big’s Gumbo. Like Borderland?
\\Shane Borderland//
Not bad Heavy, not bad at all. Needs some hot sauce though.
\\Jason Kash//
Oh, that would be great, but i am already done. And its working its way through the pipeline. WATCH OUT!
Kash gets up and runs to the bathroom. Heavy laughs as Kash goes into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. Shane finishes up his plate and kicks back on the couch. Heavy stands up, going into the kitchen for more. Heavy looks back at Shane.
\\Big Heavy//
Shane? Shane?
Shane’s eyes are opens, but he is like in a trance.
“The time is rapidly approaching. So this is finally it, for you to shut them up. Lets do it the hard way and show them what we are really about. Lets take these two out for good, show them who the real champion really is!”
\\Big Heavy//
SHANE!!!
\\Shane Borderland//
Huh? What?
\\Big Heavy//
Want anymore?
\\Shane Borderland//
No man, im good thanks. (Under his breathe) Weird.
Big Heavy begins scrapping the pot for the rest of the food. Kash comes out of the bathroom and walks into the living room.
\\Jason Kash//
Nobody go in the bathroom for like 35, 45 minutes.
\\Shane Borderland//
Damn, that bad huh?
\\Jason Kash//
Ohh it was good as hell, but painful coming out. Just wait, you will see, hahaha!
Kash sits down on the couch as Heavy sits down on a chair, working on his second plate of his so called “Big’s Gumbo.”
Fades.
