Post by Mike Morrison on Aug 26, 2011 13:14:33 GMT -4
“A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free”- Nikos Kazantzakis
‘Madness is a path to being free it is a design for humanity to cut the bonds of their shackles, the world fights it with such things as order and hierarchies do we really need them? Can we not solve our own differences? As Shakespeare quoted ‘Kill all the Lawyers” I agree with this sentiment whole heartily, I am an avatar of madness and I have never been so free than when I was normal. You judge and discriminate against me but it is water off a ducks back, it is your own shallow opinions in this world order that will be your downfall.’
The scene opens to Mike’s basement on the table there is a cabbage on the table, it has gone a little moldy. The smells invade the room and let’s just say it isn’t all that fresh down there but I am sure Mike doesn’t mind. He looks at the cabbage as if it is an animate object a real person.
“Ok Gerald tell me what I must do to appease the god of madness, first there is the voice and then you have appeared as his demigod, have I not been faithful to the god of madness? The voice told me how to beat Yoko and I did it. You know of my match against the others for this tap out title. Tell me what should I do?”
Gerald: …
“Yes that’s good I could go for Yoko Misawa and devastate him like an atom bomb did to his country. yes I could slap Billy Walker in the straight jacket, yes I see now I see. The plan is so simple cut of the head and the snake will die. Without the mind the body cannot function I will do as you command.”
Gerald: …
“Yes I heard that too, apparently I cannot get ‘Laid’ as the septics put it well I happen to be an ambassador of the old in, out shake it all about, the mouth may scream no but the heart screams yes. Maybe a Silence of the Lamb routine, with the two birds [Laughs] “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again” I see it now. They claim they are going to fly to the top but how can a dove fly with a broken wing.. Do what? Leave them to Johnny Brown? Yes he can be a bit heavy handed, but as a fellow Brit I feel that he can be useful, thank you for that advice Gerald, I appreciate that one.”
The cabbage loses a leaf and with a bit of glue Mike sticks it back on, he nods as he thinks the cabbage is talking some more.
Gerald: …
“You are welcome Gerald. Hopper Rose what about him, He is the Reid Richards to my Dr Doom, now matter what I cannot seem to defeat him, he thwarts my plans at every opportunity. What’s that Gerald, keep being patient and then attack him when he is least expecting it. Yes I have been patient haven’t I and my reward shall finally come. Shove my foot where? Who would clean up the mess Gerald? Hmm I guess I could do that it is for the greater good.”
“Say what Gerald? Show Demon what, that I am the devil incarnate and visit on him a thousand fold worth of pain, he will know what is like to be a Demon? I like that and his buddy Tommy Knoxville, is he to be visited the same amount of carnage? He is well I am sure that can be arranged. Yes Gerald the master wishes me to bring my mate pain to introduce to them, his will be done. They could gang up on me you know they are famous for it. What’s that? It would be like the blind leading the blind, I guess it would Gerald.”
Gerald: …
“Yes Johnny ‘True Brit Brown is a jolly fellow isn’t he? Yes I understand Gerald I already had that question of trust. Well he has extended a hand of friendship to me a fellow Brit. Yes Gerald I do understand that he could turn on me like everyone else, this little skirmish will be the answer to the question of can I trust him?. So what are my chances Gerald of getting that number one spot? What’s that with the god of madness on my side they are good well fancy that. The world won’t know what hit them it will be a proverbial slap to the chevy.”
Mike looks to the sky.
“Yes the God of Madness has definitely blessed me for this Sundays chaos and carnage.”
‘Madness is a path to being free it is a design for humanity to cut the bonds of their shackles, the world fights it with such things as order and hierarchies do we really need them? Can we not solve our own differences? As Shakespeare quoted ‘Kill all the Lawyers” I agree with this sentiment whole heartily, I am an avatar of madness and I have never been so free than when I was normal. You judge and discriminate against me but it is water off a ducks back, it is your own shallow opinions in this world order that will be your downfall.’
The scene opens to Mike’s basement on the table there is a cabbage on the table, it has gone a little moldy. The smells invade the room and let’s just say it isn’t all that fresh down there but I am sure Mike doesn’t mind. He looks at the cabbage as if it is an animate object a real person.
“Ok Gerald tell me what I must do to appease the god of madness, first there is the voice and then you have appeared as his demigod, have I not been faithful to the god of madness? The voice told me how to beat Yoko and I did it. You know of my match against the others for this tap out title. Tell me what should I do?”
Gerald: …
“Yes that’s good I could go for Yoko Misawa and devastate him like an atom bomb did to his country. yes I could slap Billy Walker in the straight jacket, yes I see now I see. The plan is so simple cut of the head and the snake will die. Without the mind the body cannot function I will do as you command.”
Gerald: …
“Yes I heard that too, apparently I cannot get ‘Laid’ as the septics put it well I happen to be an ambassador of the old in, out shake it all about, the mouth may scream no but the heart screams yes. Maybe a Silence of the Lamb routine, with the two birds [Laughs] “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again” I see it now. They claim they are going to fly to the top but how can a dove fly with a broken wing.. Do what? Leave them to Johnny Brown? Yes he can be a bit heavy handed, but as a fellow Brit I feel that he can be useful, thank you for that advice Gerald, I appreciate that one.”
The cabbage loses a leaf and with a bit of glue Mike sticks it back on, he nods as he thinks the cabbage is talking some more.
Gerald: …
“You are welcome Gerald. Hopper Rose what about him, He is the Reid Richards to my Dr Doom, now matter what I cannot seem to defeat him, he thwarts my plans at every opportunity. What’s that Gerald, keep being patient and then attack him when he is least expecting it. Yes I have been patient haven’t I and my reward shall finally come. Shove my foot where? Who would clean up the mess Gerald? Hmm I guess I could do that it is for the greater good.”
“Say what Gerald? Show Demon what, that I am the devil incarnate and visit on him a thousand fold worth of pain, he will know what is like to be a Demon? I like that and his buddy Tommy Knoxville, is he to be visited the same amount of carnage? He is well I am sure that can be arranged. Yes Gerald the master wishes me to bring my mate pain to introduce to them, his will be done. They could gang up on me you know they are famous for it. What’s that? It would be like the blind leading the blind, I guess it would Gerald.”
Gerald: …
“Yes Johnny ‘True Brit Brown is a jolly fellow isn’t he? Yes I understand Gerald I already had that question of trust. Well he has extended a hand of friendship to me a fellow Brit. Yes Gerald I do understand that he could turn on me like everyone else, this little skirmish will be the answer to the question of can I trust him?. So what are my chances Gerald of getting that number one spot? What’s that with the god of madness on my side they are good well fancy that. The world won’t know what hit them it will be a proverbial slap to the chevy.”
Mike looks to the sky.
“Yes the God of Madness has definitely blessed me for this Sundays chaos and carnage.”