Post by Nathaniel Havok on Aug 26, 2011 14:37:43 GMT -4
The scene opens up across the street from the Xcel Energy Center, in Saint Paul, Minnesota. The roads are damp from a previous rain, earlier in the day. The wind is still strong, but not ferocious. While people walk the downtown streets, cars zip by on after the other, trying vigorously to reach their destinations. Across the street, standing in front of the stadium, a young man catches the eye of the cameras. He has his back facing them, looking up at the large arena, however he has a professional wrestling championship belt on his shoulder. From out of the field of view, a young lady walks up to him, who can now easily be identified as Sally Talfourd. The cameras zoom in and focus on her, as she turns the young man around. We now know the identity of the young man as well, the APW Xtreme Champion, Nathaniel Havok.
Sally: There you are! Where in the hell did you go?
Havok: I had to get out of that hotel room. I had to get the hell away from that mob scene!
Sally: But how? Every APW fan in Minnesota is in the hotel lobby! They know that the majority of the Megastars are staying there!
Havok: I snuck out from the roof.
Sally: The roof?
Havok: Yeah. I paid a bell boy to snag the key, take me up there, and show me to the fire escape. I couldn’t stay there any longer.
Sally looks at Nathaniel, fuming from his disappearance. It is at this time, that she actually realizes where they are. She looks up at the arena, and back at Nathaniel.
Sally: So, why come here?
Havok: Why not?
Sally: Don’t you think you’re taking a risk, being out here? Especially with the Xtreme Championship over your shoulder?
Havok: Maybe so, but I doubt anybody would want to bother me right now. I’m not exactly in a talking mood.
Sally: You’re here, talking to me.
Havok: But you’re different. You’re… You’re Sally!
Sally smirks at Nathaniel, knowing that her tag team partner absolutely adores her. She places her head on his shoulder, looking up at the Xcel Energy Center.
Sally: It’s going to be a good night, you know? We’ve got those titles, Organized Violence can only pray that they get lucky.
Nathaniel places his arm around Sally, as she continues to rest her head on his title-less shoulder.
Havok: I know it, Sally. There’s not a better tag team in the world of professional wrestling, and we get the chance to prove it Sunday night. I just can’t help but feel anxious, you know? There’s been so much back and forth between Jason Kash and myself, that I just came here, hoping that he would be out here ready for a fight.
Sally: Now, why would he be out here? You can’t smoke pot on the streets of Minnesota.
Havok: Maybe not, but I get the feeling that he’d have no problems blowing… I mean asking the crack heads of downtown for the nearest weed hot spot.
Nathaniel gets the sudden feeling that he and Sally are being watched. He turns his head, and is startled to see Sally’s cameraman, Shane, across the street.
Havok: Did you know that Shane followed you?
Sally: Why am I not surprised, he follows me everywhere.
Sally takes her head off of Nathaniel’s shoulder. She notices that the marquee above the stadium is advertising APW Shockwave. As the card scrolls across the screen, she has a permanent smirk on her face.
Sally: God! I can’t wait! Taking those titles, putting Organized Violence in their places! It’s going to be spectacular!
Havok: We’ve got to show up ready, you know. We’ve got to have our game faces on, and you know that they’re going to bring the fight. But we’ve got this, there’s no way that Jason Kash is at one hundred percent, which makes Shane Borderland easy pickings!
Nathaniel turns around, looking into the camera that is across the street. As cars zoom by, Nathaniel is in one place, and then another, as he paces the streets, constantly getting cutoff by the on-coming cars. Sally turns as well, but continues to stand still in her tracks.
Havok: Shane, Jason, your time is just about up. You see fellas, Sally and I have had an agenda, since we were randomly paired together just a few short months ago. By any means necessary, take the APW Tag Team Championships, and own the division for the foreseeable future! If this company wants the tag team division to be placed on the map as “the best in the world”, then they’re going to need their best tag team as their champions! And while the two of you might be a fairly decent tag team, you’re not anywhere near the best! Did the professional wrestling world ever think that it would see the teaming of Sally Talfourd and Nathaniel Havok? No! The team of Sally and myself, had probably never been conceived in anyone’s mind, before it happened! Then they said that it would never work. They said that we would never be able to work together. Since then, we’ve proved them wrong. Sally is my best friend, and although we might take care of business differently, there’s a damn good yin and yang there.
Sally: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, no one understands Nathaniel and I. That’s fine, you don’t have to. However, understand this, Nathaniel and I will stop at nothing until the tag team gold is ours! And while I don’t agree with what Nathaniel did this past week, I must admit, having the tag team champions at about seventy-five percent, really sounds like fun to me! Everybody knows that Sally Talfourd always loves a fair fight, but if you’re too stupid to realize that you’re unable to compete, then you deserve to lose those Tag Championships! This is the moment that Nathaniel and I have been waiting for, for a long time now! We were told that we would have this shot right away, and we’ve only had time to think and prepare since! Knowing what we were in for at Shockwave so far ahead of time, spells bad news for you two chumps!
Havok: You don’t give two veterans like Sally Talfourd and Nathaniel Havok, a chance to really do their homework! Giving us weeks upon weeks to prepare for Organized Violence, gives us an undeniable advantage! Now, I know that both of you have been in this business for a while now, and you probably think of yourselves as a few “crafty veterans”. However, I regret to inform you that when compared to the two of us, you’re nothing but green grass, waiting to get smoked by the TRUE best tag team in professional wrestling today!
Sally: People want to talk about our experience as a tag team, and about how our tag team might not be as in synch as Organized Violence, but what they don’t take into account is our experience, and our professionalism. Our professionalism allowed Nathaniel and I to bond. It allowed us to grow and expand, but not just as a tag team. We might be the APW “odd couple”, but the bottom line, is that we’re the best! Odd couple or not, Nathaniel I have the ability to take out any team, anytime, anywhere. On any given night, like a Sunday for example, we could march right down to the ring and make a duo like Shane Borderland and Jason Kash, look like a couple of school girls.
Havok: Wait a second, you mean they’re not?
Sally: No Nathaniel, they’re not. But after I’m done with them, you will be able to consider them females.
Nathaniel looks at Sally with a painful expression on his face.
Havok: Oh, ouch! But remember Sally, one of them is already the bitch in their relationship. Therefore, one of them really doesn’t have a penis to rip off.
Sally: Okay, you got me there.
Havok: Nevertheless, you do your thing. Me on the other hand, I wont be touching or ripping off any penises. For that matter, I don’t want BorderKash getting any ideas, either. So right now, let me make it clear. No homo here, boys! Not only will I not be ripping or touching, unlike you, I won’t be sucking or blowing, either!
Sally snickers under her breath.
Havok: If you two boys never got the memo, allow me to inform you of something. Real men don’t play butt darts, like the two of you! Therefore, I figure that might disappoint you a bit. But have no fear, ladies! Sally Talfourd is always here for you, to show you the hot spots of ladies night! Ladies night, girls! Where women like the two of you can drink for free, and the snot-nosed nerds in the corner get more good looking as the night goes on!
Sally: But before that, we need to go get you two girls prettied up! I mean, let’s face it, the two of you make two very ugly females!
Sally and Nathaniel share a laugh.
Sally: Seriously though, Shane, Jason, regardless of your sexual preferences, this Sunday night is going to do much more than expose you. This Sunday night is going to bring the two of you crashing right back down to reality. The reality is that Nathaniel Havok and Sally Talfourd will be leaving Shockwave as the APW Tag Team Championships, and you won’t be! You want to claim that you’re the best tag team in this business? Sure, the two of you hold the most prestigious tag team titles in pro wrestling, which right now, does make you the best. However, Nathaniel and I are the true best tag team in this business! It’s only a matter of time until we take those belts from you, leaving the two of you to go your separate ways. Then, we will skyrocket to the top of the APW mountain, where we will have no problem holding our positions, and kicking those who try to reach us, all the way back down to the bottom!
Nathaniel looks over at Sally with a smile on his face. Sally sees this, but also notices that Nathaniel isn’t looking away.
Sally: What?
Havok: Been paying attention to me, have you?
Sally: What are you talking about?
Havok: I see it, Sally! You’re getting that killer instinct! My rage is rubbing off on you! It’s beautiful!
Sally: You could say that, Nathaniel. Or, you could say that I’ve had enough of Jason and Shane dodging me, and attacking you from behind! You two act like a couple of cowards, scared to take an ass whipping! Come on, boys! Take Nathaniel’s advice to the Asylum GM, and grow some balls! Even if you’re not able to grow a complete set, combining the one ball that you’re each able to grow, you’re still going to end up with an entire set!
Nathaniel chuckles under his breath, allowing Sally to continue.
Sally: I know why you’ve been attacking Nathaniel, it’s no secret! You think I’m the wink link of this group, don’t you? You want to take out the Enforcer of Sorrow, just to injure him. That way, I don’t have a partner. And that way, the two of you think that you’re “guaranteed” victory.
Havok: You think that since Sally Talfourd has a set of lovelies, a nice set I might add, that she can’t stand toe to toe with the two of you? Are you high? And Jason Kash, don’t answer that. Everybody knows that the shit you get is complete garbage! Smoke my shit, son! I’d leave you drooling and catatonic in the hotel lobby! But the two of you think that since she LOOKS small and fragile, that she IS small and fragile? In the heart of Sally Talfourd, lies the heart of a killer! You don’t know this woman like I do, no one does! She’s a damn killer, ready to strike at any second! Inside of this lovely exterior known as the sexiest woman alive, flows blood that is as cold as ice! Those eyes, while hypnotizing, are filled with intensity and rage. Those legs, while sexy and very tone, have the ability to knock you out within a fraction of a second. That ass, while voluptuous and begging me to smack it… Well… It’s just voluptuous… And it’s begging me to smack it… Sally… Tell your ass to stop talking to me.
Both Sally and Nathaniel share a laugh once again. Sally flips her hair out of her face, snickering at Nathaniel.
Sally: Are you trying to tell me something, Mr. Jacobs?
Havok: What? No!
Sally: Well too bad. But back on subject, I can assure you both that I am more than deserving of being Nathaniel Havok’s tag team partner. If by trying to take him out, you were trying to eliminate him from this contest, not only did you fail, but you insulted me at the same time! Do your homework, boys! Nathaniel and I never saw eye to eye, because Nathaniel I absolutely hated each other! I hated Nathaniel, for what he stood for!
Havok: And I hated Sally because… Well… She’s hot… and I could never beat her. But at least I’m man enough to admit it! But the two of you, you’ve got it backwards. They say, if you can beat the, join them, and that’s exactly what I did. But you two followed the wrong rule. Boys, it’s not, if you join them, beat them. And I think the two of you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.
Nathaniel and Sally smirk into the camera, trying to contain their laughter.
Havok: The two of you will soon realize why waiting for Shockwave, would have been your best bet. I don’t understand the statement that you were trying to make, by repeatedly trying to put me out of action. All you boys managed to do is piss off the team you’ll be defending your titles against Sunday. Once upon a time, I told Diamante Valentine that I was going to beat him within an inch of his life, and take his Xtreme Championship.
Nathaniel smiles and pats the Xtreme Championship, resting on his shoulder.
Havok: Now I’m the Xtreme Champion, and Diamante, well, he’s somewhere, we just don’t know where. So now I’ll tell you. Sally and I are taking those titles, like it or not. But you will have to deal with it, because there’s nothing that you can do.
Sally: We’ll see you boys on Sunday, and believe me, I can’t wait. What better revenge for all of your cowardice attacks, than taking those titles that you love so dearly.
The two smirk into the camera as Shane pans the camera out, and the scene fades to black.
Sally: There you are! Where in the hell did you go?
Havok: I had to get out of that hotel room. I had to get the hell away from that mob scene!
Sally: But how? Every APW fan in Minnesota is in the hotel lobby! They know that the majority of the Megastars are staying there!
Havok: I snuck out from the roof.
Sally: The roof?
Havok: Yeah. I paid a bell boy to snag the key, take me up there, and show me to the fire escape. I couldn’t stay there any longer.
Sally looks at Nathaniel, fuming from his disappearance. It is at this time, that she actually realizes where they are. She looks up at the arena, and back at Nathaniel.
Sally: So, why come here?
Havok: Why not?
Sally: Don’t you think you’re taking a risk, being out here? Especially with the Xtreme Championship over your shoulder?
Havok: Maybe so, but I doubt anybody would want to bother me right now. I’m not exactly in a talking mood.
Sally: You’re here, talking to me.
Havok: But you’re different. You’re… You’re Sally!
Sally smirks at Nathaniel, knowing that her tag team partner absolutely adores her. She places her head on his shoulder, looking up at the Xcel Energy Center.
Sally: It’s going to be a good night, you know? We’ve got those titles, Organized Violence can only pray that they get lucky.
Nathaniel places his arm around Sally, as she continues to rest her head on his title-less shoulder.
Havok: I know it, Sally. There’s not a better tag team in the world of professional wrestling, and we get the chance to prove it Sunday night. I just can’t help but feel anxious, you know? There’s been so much back and forth between Jason Kash and myself, that I just came here, hoping that he would be out here ready for a fight.
Sally: Now, why would he be out here? You can’t smoke pot on the streets of Minnesota.
Havok: Maybe not, but I get the feeling that he’d have no problems blowing… I mean asking the crack heads of downtown for the nearest weed hot spot.
Nathaniel gets the sudden feeling that he and Sally are being watched. He turns his head, and is startled to see Sally’s cameraman, Shane, across the street.
Havok: Did you know that Shane followed you?
Sally: Why am I not surprised, he follows me everywhere.
Sally takes her head off of Nathaniel’s shoulder. She notices that the marquee above the stadium is advertising APW Shockwave. As the card scrolls across the screen, she has a permanent smirk on her face.
Sally: God! I can’t wait! Taking those titles, putting Organized Violence in their places! It’s going to be spectacular!
Havok: We’ve got to show up ready, you know. We’ve got to have our game faces on, and you know that they’re going to bring the fight. But we’ve got this, there’s no way that Jason Kash is at one hundred percent, which makes Shane Borderland easy pickings!
Nathaniel turns around, looking into the camera that is across the street. As cars zoom by, Nathaniel is in one place, and then another, as he paces the streets, constantly getting cutoff by the on-coming cars. Sally turns as well, but continues to stand still in her tracks.
Havok: Shane, Jason, your time is just about up. You see fellas, Sally and I have had an agenda, since we were randomly paired together just a few short months ago. By any means necessary, take the APW Tag Team Championships, and own the division for the foreseeable future! If this company wants the tag team division to be placed on the map as “the best in the world”, then they’re going to need their best tag team as their champions! And while the two of you might be a fairly decent tag team, you’re not anywhere near the best! Did the professional wrestling world ever think that it would see the teaming of Sally Talfourd and Nathaniel Havok? No! The team of Sally and myself, had probably never been conceived in anyone’s mind, before it happened! Then they said that it would never work. They said that we would never be able to work together. Since then, we’ve proved them wrong. Sally is my best friend, and although we might take care of business differently, there’s a damn good yin and yang there.
Sally: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, no one understands Nathaniel and I. That’s fine, you don’t have to. However, understand this, Nathaniel and I will stop at nothing until the tag team gold is ours! And while I don’t agree with what Nathaniel did this past week, I must admit, having the tag team champions at about seventy-five percent, really sounds like fun to me! Everybody knows that Sally Talfourd always loves a fair fight, but if you’re too stupid to realize that you’re unable to compete, then you deserve to lose those Tag Championships! This is the moment that Nathaniel and I have been waiting for, for a long time now! We were told that we would have this shot right away, and we’ve only had time to think and prepare since! Knowing what we were in for at Shockwave so far ahead of time, spells bad news for you two chumps!
Havok: You don’t give two veterans like Sally Talfourd and Nathaniel Havok, a chance to really do their homework! Giving us weeks upon weeks to prepare for Organized Violence, gives us an undeniable advantage! Now, I know that both of you have been in this business for a while now, and you probably think of yourselves as a few “crafty veterans”. However, I regret to inform you that when compared to the two of us, you’re nothing but green grass, waiting to get smoked by the TRUE best tag team in professional wrestling today!
Sally: People want to talk about our experience as a tag team, and about how our tag team might not be as in synch as Organized Violence, but what they don’t take into account is our experience, and our professionalism. Our professionalism allowed Nathaniel and I to bond. It allowed us to grow and expand, but not just as a tag team. We might be the APW “odd couple”, but the bottom line, is that we’re the best! Odd couple or not, Nathaniel I have the ability to take out any team, anytime, anywhere. On any given night, like a Sunday for example, we could march right down to the ring and make a duo like Shane Borderland and Jason Kash, look like a couple of school girls.
Havok: Wait a second, you mean they’re not?
Sally: No Nathaniel, they’re not. But after I’m done with them, you will be able to consider them females.
Nathaniel looks at Sally with a painful expression on his face.
Havok: Oh, ouch! But remember Sally, one of them is already the bitch in their relationship. Therefore, one of them really doesn’t have a penis to rip off.
Sally: Okay, you got me there.
Havok: Nevertheless, you do your thing. Me on the other hand, I wont be touching or ripping off any penises. For that matter, I don’t want BorderKash getting any ideas, either. So right now, let me make it clear. No homo here, boys! Not only will I not be ripping or touching, unlike you, I won’t be sucking or blowing, either!
Sally snickers under her breath.
Havok: If you two boys never got the memo, allow me to inform you of something. Real men don’t play butt darts, like the two of you! Therefore, I figure that might disappoint you a bit. But have no fear, ladies! Sally Talfourd is always here for you, to show you the hot spots of ladies night! Ladies night, girls! Where women like the two of you can drink for free, and the snot-nosed nerds in the corner get more good looking as the night goes on!
Sally: But before that, we need to go get you two girls prettied up! I mean, let’s face it, the two of you make two very ugly females!
Sally and Nathaniel share a laugh.
Sally: Seriously though, Shane, Jason, regardless of your sexual preferences, this Sunday night is going to do much more than expose you. This Sunday night is going to bring the two of you crashing right back down to reality. The reality is that Nathaniel Havok and Sally Talfourd will be leaving Shockwave as the APW Tag Team Championships, and you won’t be! You want to claim that you’re the best tag team in this business? Sure, the two of you hold the most prestigious tag team titles in pro wrestling, which right now, does make you the best. However, Nathaniel and I are the true best tag team in this business! It’s only a matter of time until we take those belts from you, leaving the two of you to go your separate ways. Then, we will skyrocket to the top of the APW mountain, where we will have no problem holding our positions, and kicking those who try to reach us, all the way back down to the bottom!
Nathaniel looks over at Sally with a smile on his face. Sally sees this, but also notices that Nathaniel isn’t looking away.
Sally: What?
Havok: Been paying attention to me, have you?
Sally: What are you talking about?
Havok: I see it, Sally! You’re getting that killer instinct! My rage is rubbing off on you! It’s beautiful!
Sally: You could say that, Nathaniel. Or, you could say that I’ve had enough of Jason and Shane dodging me, and attacking you from behind! You two act like a couple of cowards, scared to take an ass whipping! Come on, boys! Take Nathaniel’s advice to the Asylum GM, and grow some balls! Even if you’re not able to grow a complete set, combining the one ball that you’re each able to grow, you’re still going to end up with an entire set!
Nathaniel chuckles under his breath, allowing Sally to continue.
Sally: I know why you’ve been attacking Nathaniel, it’s no secret! You think I’m the wink link of this group, don’t you? You want to take out the Enforcer of Sorrow, just to injure him. That way, I don’t have a partner. And that way, the two of you think that you’re “guaranteed” victory.
Havok: You think that since Sally Talfourd has a set of lovelies, a nice set I might add, that she can’t stand toe to toe with the two of you? Are you high? And Jason Kash, don’t answer that. Everybody knows that the shit you get is complete garbage! Smoke my shit, son! I’d leave you drooling and catatonic in the hotel lobby! But the two of you think that since she LOOKS small and fragile, that she IS small and fragile? In the heart of Sally Talfourd, lies the heart of a killer! You don’t know this woman like I do, no one does! She’s a damn killer, ready to strike at any second! Inside of this lovely exterior known as the sexiest woman alive, flows blood that is as cold as ice! Those eyes, while hypnotizing, are filled with intensity and rage. Those legs, while sexy and very tone, have the ability to knock you out within a fraction of a second. That ass, while voluptuous and begging me to smack it… Well… It’s just voluptuous… And it’s begging me to smack it… Sally… Tell your ass to stop talking to me.
Both Sally and Nathaniel share a laugh once again. Sally flips her hair out of her face, snickering at Nathaniel.
Sally: Are you trying to tell me something, Mr. Jacobs?
Havok: What? No!
Sally: Well too bad. But back on subject, I can assure you both that I am more than deserving of being Nathaniel Havok’s tag team partner. If by trying to take him out, you were trying to eliminate him from this contest, not only did you fail, but you insulted me at the same time! Do your homework, boys! Nathaniel and I never saw eye to eye, because Nathaniel I absolutely hated each other! I hated Nathaniel, for what he stood for!
Havok: And I hated Sally because… Well… She’s hot… and I could never beat her. But at least I’m man enough to admit it! But the two of you, you’ve got it backwards. They say, if you can beat the, join them, and that’s exactly what I did. But you two followed the wrong rule. Boys, it’s not, if you join them, beat them. And I think the two of you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.
Nathaniel and Sally smirk into the camera, trying to contain their laughter.
Havok: The two of you will soon realize why waiting for Shockwave, would have been your best bet. I don’t understand the statement that you were trying to make, by repeatedly trying to put me out of action. All you boys managed to do is piss off the team you’ll be defending your titles against Sunday. Once upon a time, I told Diamante Valentine that I was going to beat him within an inch of his life, and take his Xtreme Championship.
Nathaniel smiles and pats the Xtreme Championship, resting on his shoulder.
Havok: Now I’m the Xtreme Champion, and Diamante, well, he’s somewhere, we just don’t know where. So now I’ll tell you. Sally and I are taking those titles, like it or not. But you will have to deal with it, because there’s nothing that you can do.
Sally: We’ll see you boys on Sunday, and believe me, I can’t wait. What better revenge for all of your cowardice attacks, than taking those titles that you love so dearly.
The two smirk into the camera as Shane pans the camera out, and the scene fades to black.
