Post by Chris Cyrus on Sept 3, 2011 14:19:33 GMT -4
The scene opens up at Chris Cyrus’s house. He’s in his back yard, sitting by the pool. Wearing only shorts, Sun glasses and has the APW Suicidal Champion on his waist. As he sits in his chair relaxing, on his left side is a hot blond girl in a pink bikini, pouring him a glass of Champaign and on his right side is a hot brunette, in a black bikini, feeding him grapes. Chris eats a couple grabs, and then takes a drink of Champaign and then notices the camera man.
Chris: Ladies, take a little break.
The girls leave the pool side area as Chris stands up and puts the Suicidal Title over his shoulder, then removes his sun glasses.
Chris: Man it feels good to be champion again. But this time, not just any champion. A grand slam champion. I’m the second person in APW history to win not one, not two, not three, but four different APW Championships. Michael Lively is the other guy, but he’s not around anymore. This officially makes me better than everyone in APW at the moment. Better than Sally Talfourd, better than Rico Casteel, and especially better than CJ Gates. And if this doesn’t put me in the Hall of Fame, I don’t know what will. But enough about that. I want to first talk about Shockwave last week.
At Shockwave, The Gambler and I went one on one for this title in a Deuces Wild Match. We battled in a first blood match, falls count anywhere’s and a loser leaves APW match. And when it was all said and done, during the Loser leaves APW match, I locked The Gambler into the Sharpshooter in the middle of the ring and made him tap out, sending him out of APW forever. You guys can thank me later
Chris Smiles and winks
Chris: I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I went into Shockwave and beat the Gambler. The Gambler took me lightly, and It cost him his job here. And now, that’s one most chapter in my life I can close and move on to bigger and better things.
Chris takes a drink of his Champaign before continuing
Chris: A couple days ago, I got an update on my match for Asylum next week. I am being teamed up with Mike Morrison to take on the team of Hopper Rose and Tyler Vaughn, Most Hated. First thing I have to say about my partner is that I’m not worried about him not showing up. The only thing I don’t like is that he has a couple screws loose in his head. But that’s ok, Chris Cyrus is a man of business. I’ll team up with anyone as long as that person don’t screw me over. Screw me over, then we have a problem. Mike, as long as you and I stay on the same page, we got this match won bud.
But Most Hated. From what I see, you should be called, Most Overrated. You guy act all tough, like your trying to impress someone. Act like you’re a threat to everyone, but quite frankly, you guys have done nothing in APW as singles wrestlers or as tag team partners. And to make things even worse, you guys haven’t done anything in the past couple of years. Do you really expect me, Chris Cyrus, an APW Grandslam Champion and current Suicidal Champion to be scared of you guys? C’mon. Really? I’ve watched your matches and after what I seen from you two clown at Shockwave, Chris Cyrus and Crazy Mike Morrison we got this match won.
Hopper, your suppose to be a long time veteran in this business, your suppose to be this big shot, but all I’ve seen from you is a punk that all he does is talk up a big game but can’t back it up. You and I are opposites. While you can’t back it up, I have and I have the Suicidal Championship to prove it. At Shockwave you we’re in a battle royal, where the winner would get a shot at the Tap Out Title. And what happened, you we’re one of the first people eliminated. Pathetic Hopper. At first I thought you’d had a legit shot of maybe winning, but after that, you have as much chance at winning as Mr. Dangerous. Vertern wrestlers don’t scare me. As much as I respect the guys who paved the way for guys like me, at the end of the day, this is business and I’m going to beat you Hopper, and I’m going to enjoy every little second of it. Because theres nothing better than to prove to a vetern wrestler that his time in this business is up. To prove that their time in the spotlight is over. And that Chris Cyrus is the future of his business.
And then Tyler Vaughn. Asylum’s Mr. Dangerous. Sorry, that wasn’t a nice thing to say. But look at yourself Tyler. Are you proud with what you’ve accomplished in APW. I hope the answer is “No” because you’ve accomplished nothing at all. Your living the dream being an APW megastar. You have an opportunity that not a lot of people have and your flushing it down the toilet. What would your family think of your career. Your kids will be made fun of if their friends knew just what kind of wrestler their father was.
I’m trying to light a fire under your ass Tyler. You don’t have that spark, that desire that I see in everyone. To me, you could care less about your job here and that pisses me off because I’ve been here since day one. I never missed a show, I’ve bled, broken bones, poured tons of sweat into this ring to help put APW on the mat and help get it where it is today, and to me, you couldn’t give two shits about it. To me, that’s disrespect Tyler and that’s why at Asylum, I’m going to beat some respect into you. APW is my family, through the good and the bad and if don’t respect it back, then there’s a problem.
Most Hated, if your gonna call yourself something like that, then give me a reason to hate you. If your gonna act like big shots, then back it up. At the end of the day, you guys are just a couple of names on the Roster. You had a chance to cement your tag team name at Shockwave, but you blew it, You lost to Young Mannie and JR Kingston. You lost to two guys who’s, as much as they may lose, they give it their all every single night and they earn everything they get. That’s a team I can respect. Tyler and Hopper, Mike and I may not be a legit tag team, and I understand you’ve had a rivalry with Mike, but I don’t care about that. All I care about it going into Asylum, kicking both your asses and having my hand raised at the winner. My championship here, it means that I’m better than you and at Asylum, Most Hated, get ready, because Crazy Mike and I, we’re going to be sending both your asses
STAIGHT
TO
HELL
With that, the camera zooms in on Chrises Face as the camera fades to black.
Chris: Ladies, take a little break.
The girls leave the pool side area as Chris stands up and puts the Suicidal Title over his shoulder, then removes his sun glasses.
Chris: Man it feels good to be champion again. But this time, not just any champion. A grand slam champion. I’m the second person in APW history to win not one, not two, not three, but four different APW Championships. Michael Lively is the other guy, but he’s not around anymore. This officially makes me better than everyone in APW at the moment. Better than Sally Talfourd, better than Rico Casteel, and especially better than CJ Gates. And if this doesn’t put me in the Hall of Fame, I don’t know what will. But enough about that. I want to first talk about Shockwave last week.
At Shockwave, The Gambler and I went one on one for this title in a Deuces Wild Match. We battled in a first blood match, falls count anywhere’s and a loser leaves APW match. And when it was all said and done, during the Loser leaves APW match, I locked The Gambler into the Sharpshooter in the middle of the ring and made him tap out, sending him out of APW forever. You guys can thank me later
Chris Smiles and winks
Chris: I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I went into Shockwave and beat the Gambler. The Gambler took me lightly, and It cost him his job here. And now, that’s one most chapter in my life I can close and move on to bigger and better things.
Chris takes a drink of his Champaign before continuing
Chris: A couple days ago, I got an update on my match for Asylum next week. I am being teamed up with Mike Morrison to take on the team of Hopper Rose and Tyler Vaughn, Most Hated. First thing I have to say about my partner is that I’m not worried about him not showing up. The only thing I don’t like is that he has a couple screws loose in his head. But that’s ok, Chris Cyrus is a man of business. I’ll team up with anyone as long as that person don’t screw me over. Screw me over, then we have a problem. Mike, as long as you and I stay on the same page, we got this match won bud.
But Most Hated. From what I see, you should be called, Most Overrated. You guy act all tough, like your trying to impress someone. Act like you’re a threat to everyone, but quite frankly, you guys have done nothing in APW as singles wrestlers or as tag team partners. And to make things even worse, you guys haven’t done anything in the past couple of years. Do you really expect me, Chris Cyrus, an APW Grandslam Champion and current Suicidal Champion to be scared of you guys? C’mon. Really? I’ve watched your matches and after what I seen from you two clown at Shockwave, Chris Cyrus and Crazy Mike Morrison we got this match won.
Hopper, your suppose to be a long time veteran in this business, your suppose to be this big shot, but all I’ve seen from you is a punk that all he does is talk up a big game but can’t back it up. You and I are opposites. While you can’t back it up, I have and I have the Suicidal Championship to prove it. At Shockwave you we’re in a battle royal, where the winner would get a shot at the Tap Out Title. And what happened, you we’re one of the first people eliminated. Pathetic Hopper. At first I thought you’d had a legit shot of maybe winning, but after that, you have as much chance at winning as Mr. Dangerous. Vertern wrestlers don’t scare me. As much as I respect the guys who paved the way for guys like me, at the end of the day, this is business and I’m going to beat you Hopper, and I’m going to enjoy every little second of it. Because theres nothing better than to prove to a vetern wrestler that his time in this business is up. To prove that their time in the spotlight is over. And that Chris Cyrus is the future of his business.
And then Tyler Vaughn. Asylum’s Mr. Dangerous. Sorry, that wasn’t a nice thing to say. But look at yourself Tyler. Are you proud with what you’ve accomplished in APW. I hope the answer is “No” because you’ve accomplished nothing at all. Your living the dream being an APW megastar. You have an opportunity that not a lot of people have and your flushing it down the toilet. What would your family think of your career. Your kids will be made fun of if their friends knew just what kind of wrestler their father was.
I’m trying to light a fire under your ass Tyler. You don’t have that spark, that desire that I see in everyone. To me, you could care less about your job here and that pisses me off because I’ve been here since day one. I never missed a show, I’ve bled, broken bones, poured tons of sweat into this ring to help put APW on the mat and help get it where it is today, and to me, you couldn’t give two shits about it. To me, that’s disrespect Tyler and that’s why at Asylum, I’m going to beat some respect into you. APW is my family, through the good and the bad and if don’t respect it back, then there’s a problem.
Most Hated, if your gonna call yourself something like that, then give me a reason to hate you. If your gonna act like big shots, then back it up. At the end of the day, you guys are just a couple of names on the Roster. You had a chance to cement your tag team name at Shockwave, but you blew it, You lost to Young Mannie and JR Kingston. You lost to two guys who’s, as much as they may lose, they give it their all every single night and they earn everything they get. That’s a team I can respect. Tyler and Hopper, Mike and I may not be a legit tag team, and I understand you’ve had a rivalry with Mike, but I don’t care about that. All I care about it going into Asylum, kicking both your asses and having my hand raised at the winner. My championship here, it means that I’m better than you and at Asylum, Most Hated, get ready, because Crazy Mike and I, we’re going to be sending both your asses
STAIGHT
TO
HELL
With that, the camera zooms in on Chrises Face as the camera fades to black.
