Post by Mike Morrison on Sept 5, 2011 12:22:32 GMT -4
“There is no genius free from some tincture of madness” – Seneca
‘Sitting here in this abandoned asylum room, has given me peace from the hustle and bustle of the normal world. Why does the world judge me? I have done nothing wrong. Why do they want to persecute me for being insane, when drug addicts and rapists get taken by the hand? Is this what the world is going to a case of “Yeah Mr. Heroin addict here is a free house and a car” me it’s a case of “Mike is different, get the flaming crosses and pitchforks ready. Yet you fuckers have the gall to hate me when all I have done is come into the square circle day in and day out to entertain. I maybe a little crazy but it doesn’t give you a reason to judge do it?”
Mike is sitting in an abandoned room of the old asylum he had discovered, his t-shirt matted with dried blood from his self harming session during his last promo. He has a hand puppet on his right hand. It is a Sooty puppet the loveable bear that has entertained British children since the 50s. The last camera man ran of so the APW sent another one he is currently filming Mike Morrison. He put the bear to his ear as if the bear is speaking to him.
“Really Sooty you did that with Sue, What Sweep joined in? That’s scandalous, well we all do have our needs I suppose. Oh excuse me Sooty the cameraman is here for me to sing and dance to the fans Like I am going do that to a bunch of ungrateful norms.”
He looks at the Sooty puppet and looks at the camera with a malevolent grin placing a thumb over his gash that has just been glued together.
“See this is first blood and in my generosity I have given the other competitors a head start. What’s that Sooty? Yes Kash and Borderland are tag partners so it will be interesting to see if they gang up on everybody else. But with Borderland being a ruthless bastard and Kash’s love for the Wacky Backy. I don’t think they will be on the same page but then again I have been wrong before. Plus everyone knows Borderland only beat me cause Hopper decided to stick his nose in I am only human after all maybe more human than most will ever know.”
The puppet moves again to Mikes ear Mike just nods.
“Yes Sooty , Branden Harvey is a extreme mofo isn’t he, but he isn’t crazy. It will be interesting to stomp on his head and make him whine like Cheryl Cole did when Charlotte Church took the piss; I think Johnny Brown would get that joke well it is far beyond the realms of the fat stupid fans anyway. So yes Branden Harvey lets see how far you are willing to go with Mr. Madness. I hope you can at least give me a work out. It will be interesting to see how your high flying will do I want so see everthing in your arsenal”
Mike just looks at the camera for the first time.
“What’s the matter Camera guy? You want to scarper out of here as well; you are just like the others feel the sweat in the palms? Good just like Knoxville I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up being more mad than myself, talk about filling the numbers he will just be there as a glorified punching bag. He is after Johnny Brown but keeps getting creamed. So put him in this match and I shudder at the punishment the man will receive.”
“Speaking of insanity what about Manhattan White, not am I now hated and despised there is a copycat out there as well. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I suppose. But you cannot beat the real thing. Want to try? Step into the ring and prepare for a lesson in craziness with the teacher Mr. Morrison master of madness. The ingrates know it, I know it, and Sooty here knows it. Brace for impact. It’s going to be a stormy ride.”
Mike turns to Sooty whom is apparently talking again.
“Wow Sooty you have done your research Cyrus used to be hardcore but gave up using blunt implements what a turn around, guess I am going to have to goad him into turning back into the ‘hardcore kid’. The match would be so more fun then. But then all things must come to an end but at least there will be no denials not hiding from the truth. All it will cost you Cyrus is a thank you. Come on Chris you know it makes sense.”
Mike puts the Sooty hand puppet in front of his face and nods, Sooty nods back.
“I know Sooty why does my fellow Brit always go last when I talk about him, saving the best for last I think. I know Sooty I also want Johnny and I to be the last two in the ring, I know the ignorant fans will not like that but fuck it, me and him will show these ignorant, lazy, overweight fans how it is done. Me and Johnny would stomp the shit out of each other granted but our scrap would put Britain back on the map. For this not to happen would be like Spurs V.S West Ham match getting postponed it’s lunacy it’s crazyness”
Sooty gets thrust in front of the camera. And Mike moves the puppet.
“That’s right, the normality of the world is pathetic compared to madness, I break down the forth wall, lets have some fun on Asylum.”
‘Sitting here in this abandoned asylum room, has given me peace from the hustle and bustle of the normal world. Why does the world judge me? I have done nothing wrong. Why do they want to persecute me for being insane, when drug addicts and rapists get taken by the hand? Is this what the world is going to a case of “Yeah Mr. Heroin addict here is a free house and a car” me it’s a case of “Mike is different, get the flaming crosses and pitchforks ready. Yet you fuckers have the gall to hate me when all I have done is come into the square circle day in and day out to entertain. I maybe a little crazy but it doesn’t give you a reason to judge do it?”
Mike is sitting in an abandoned room of the old asylum he had discovered, his t-shirt matted with dried blood from his self harming session during his last promo. He has a hand puppet on his right hand. It is a Sooty puppet the loveable bear that has entertained British children since the 50s. The last camera man ran of so the APW sent another one he is currently filming Mike Morrison. He put the bear to his ear as if the bear is speaking to him.
“Really Sooty you did that with Sue, What Sweep joined in? That’s scandalous, well we all do have our needs I suppose. Oh excuse me Sooty the cameraman is here for me to sing and dance to the fans Like I am going do that to a bunch of ungrateful norms.”
He looks at the Sooty puppet and looks at the camera with a malevolent grin placing a thumb over his gash that has just been glued together.
“See this is first blood and in my generosity I have given the other competitors a head start. What’s that Sooty? Yes Kash and Borderland are tag partners so it will be interesting to see if they gang up on everybody else. But with Borderland being a ruthless bastard and Kash’s love for the Wacky Backy. I don’t think they will be on the same page but then again I have been wrong before. Plus everyone knows Borderland only beat me cause Hopper decided to stick his nose in I am only human after all maybe more human than most will ever know.”
The puppet moves again to Mikes ear Mike just nods.
“Yes Sooty , Branden Harvey is a extreme mofo isn’t he, but he isn’t crazy. It will be interesting to stomp on his head and make him whine like Cheryl Cole did when Charlotte Church took the piss; I think Johnny Brown would get that joke well it is far beyond the realms of the fat stupid fans anyway. So yes Branden Harvey lets see how far you are willing to go with Mr. Madness. I hope you can at least give me a work out. It will be interesting to see how your high flying will do I want so see everthing in your arsenal”
Mike just looks at the camera for the first time.
“What’s the matter Camera guy? You want to scarper out of here as well; you are just like the others feel the sweat in the palms? Good just like Knoxville I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up being more mad than myself, talk about filling the numbers he will just be there as a glorified punching bag. He is after Johnny Brown but keeps getting creamed. So put him in this match and I shudder at the punishment the man will receive.”
“Speaking of insanity what about Manhattan White, not am I now hated and despised there is a copycat out there as well. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I suppose. But you cannot beat the real thing. Want to try? Step into the ring and prepare for a lesson in craziness with the teacher Mr. Morrison master of madness. The ingrates know it, I know it, and Sooty here knows it. Brace for impact. It’s going to be a stormy ride.”
Mike turns to Sooty whom is apparently talking again.
“Wow Sooty you have done your research Cyrus used to be hardcore but gave up using blunt implements what a turn around, guess I am going to have to goad him into turning back into the ‘hardcore kid’. The match would be so more fun then. But then all things must come to an end but at least there will be no denials not hiding from the truth. All it will cost you Cyrus is a thank you. Come on Chris you know it makes sense.”
Mike puts the Sooty hand puppet in front of his face and nods, Sooty nods back.
“I know Sooty why does my fellow Brit always go last when I talk about him, saving the best for last I think. I know Sooty I also want Johnny and I to be the last two in the ring, I know the ignorant fans will not like that but fuck it, me and him will show these ignorant, lazy, overweight fans how it is done. Me and Johnny would stomp the shit out of each other granted but our scrap would put Britain back on the map. For this not to happen would be like Spurs V.S West Ham match getting postponed it’s lunacy it’s crazyness”
Sooty gets thrust in front of the camera. And Mike moves the puppet.
“That’s right, the normality of the world is pathetic compared to madness, I break down the forth wall, lets have some fun on Asylum.”
