Post by Jade Jaro on Sept 9, 2011 15:36:15 GMT -4
I had only been in APW for a few days and they were already throwing me in Main Events... Smart company if you ask me. Of course it wasn't a regular match it was a complete and utter clusterfuck. Yeah, it was a ring full of dudes all trying to make each other bleed. Good thing I didn't freak out over matches or this one might just freak me out. It was going to be brutal, bloody and exciting. I didn't care about bleeding. It wasn't something I tried to avoid in the ring ever. Whatever happens happens in the ring. That was the way I lived and nothing was going to change that even a First Blood Battle Royal and if I could win... Or when I won I would be the number one contender for the World Championship. Things were looking good and I only just got to APW.
They wanted to me talk some trash though about my opponents. Honestly I didn't know much about any of them but that had never stopped me from insulting people. It wasn't personal either. I didn't know them and most of them I didn't even care about ever knowing them. I had on a black girlie and a pair of tight, faded jeans as I stood up against the chainlink fence outside the arena in Portland. It was nice being in the Northwest for my debut... It was where I was from but it also meant the fans already knew I didn't give a crap about them so they wouldn't even bother cheering me at first. I had on a pair of sunglasses which I pulled up, pushing into my hair on top of my head as I stared into the camera in front of me. I bit down my lip for a second before I leaned my head back.
Jade Jaro: Blood... People shy away from it everyday. People faint when they see it or they freak out if they poke their finger and it trickles out. Blood is a touchy subject. It brings us life and it can carry a disaese also that could kill us. Blood is what makes a fantastic body like this run and blood... Well blood will be shed on Asylum.
Am I scared of blood? Do I scream like a girl and flail my arms around at the sight of it? Hell no. I actually enjoy making people bleed. Is that wrong? Maybe I'm a sick freak or something but when you are in the ring, beating someone down and you see those first drops of red you know you are doing the right thing. Inside a wrestling ring red doesn't mean stop... For me red means go faster and harder. Red means that your opponent is going to soon be dizzy, tired and drained. So no, I'm not scared of blood at all. I'm not scared of seeing my own blood either. If someone busts me open then good for them. I'll probably have to get some payback down the line but at that moment they beat me so bad I got busted open. It's not a big deal... It is just wrestling and I love it. This business is about blood, sex and violence. It is about raw animal energy and a match were nine people all climb into the ring with the simple goal of making each other bleed is why people pay to attend these shows. This match is going to be nasty, plain and simple.
I glanced down at the ground for a second. I could turn against the steel and make myself bleed now but that would be dumb. I needed to be as intact as possible before the match. The sun was on my skin, warming me as I smiled a bit before looking at the camera.
Jade Jaro: Then there is the World Heavyweight Championship... Or World Championship as I'm going to call it after I win it because as you can tell by looking at me, I'm far from being a heavyweight. A chance at the top prize on Asylum is on the line in this bloodbath of a match. If I could step into that ring, bust a few assholes open and leave with a chance at the World title then my debut will not only be successful but it will go down in history. People will remember me and my debut because I would of walked out of obscurity and into the main event in the blink of an eye. The name Jade Jaro will go from meaning nothing to meaning the best.... Which it should already. This one match, this one night on Asylum could skyrocket me to the top of APW.
Does that make me nervous? Of course not. Some people might be shaking in their boots at the thought of blowing this chance or being a big name. I want to be a World Champion. Everyone should want to be a World Champion or they have no business being on a show like Asylum. Being pushed into high pressure matches actually helps me. It pushes me and when I'm pushed to my limit I'll do anything to win.
Now I am aware that I'm the only chick in this match. Eight half-naked dudes trying to make each other bleed sounds like some sick snuff porno film more then a wrestling match too honestly but I'll jump in there with a smile on my face and I'll have the time of my life. Eight hot dudes and me? I'm not intimidated at all. It kind of gets me excited to think about it in fact. They are the best of the best though and each one I bust open will just be another notch on my belt. Plus almost all of them are having to wrestle before this. They will be tired while I'll be fresh.... Advantage Jade. Beat each other up, wear each other down before the Main Event boys. It just makes everything easier for me which I'm not going to argue with. Maybe they will bust each other open before the match starts. Then I can just use my nails to make them bleed. I am not going to turn away from a cheap advantage. I don't give a shit. I'll do anything to win.
I pushed off the fence and the camera turned as I headed away from the fence near the river and towards the Rose Garden. I had been to Portland a few times but never wrestled inside the huge arena.
Jade Jaro: Who do I have to bleed to win? Both members of Organized Violence, Jason Kash and Shane Borderland. They seem like decent enough guys. Actually that isn't true. Kash seems like a white trash stoner who I want nothing to do with. I mean give me a break with the stupid stoner crap. Go get high and jump off a damn bridge, Kash, it would be more interesting then hearing you mention how much you love weed again. You are a broken record saying the same shit over and over and thinking you are cool because you are high. You are lucky your partner is patient enough to deal with it but everyone knows you are not the brains or the talent of your team. All you are is a pothead who has gotten lucky a few times. I'm from Vancouver, the best weed in the world is from up there from what I hear but do I touch it? Hell no. I don't need some drug to modify my mood. I am happy with who I am unmedicated. Obviously Jason Kash is insecure and scared of who he really is so he gets high to hide it. Pathetic.
Then there is Borderland. How Kash has two belts and this guy only has one is beyond me. I might actually respect this guy too if he wasn't tag team partners with that trailer park stoner. Sadly he has poor judgement and he thinks it is fun to be around morons. All respect for Shane is gone because of that. If he hung out with respectable people then I would think he was a future World Champion but as long as he lets Jason Kash drag him down he'll be nothing more then some tattoo'ed idiot who lets his friends bring him down.
Speaking of tattoos another guy who is sporting some is Tommy Knoxville but again I have no respect for the man. He is obsessed with his past and doesn't seem to realize what is going on around him. His head is so far up his own ass he can't see that he isn't getting anywhere in APW. Nobody cares about what happened before in his life. People care about what is happening in the here and now. This boy needs to get over himself... Actually, fuck it, he can keep acting like some big shot when he's bleeding on the floor and crying like the little bitch that he obviously is.
I headed up the street, walking backwards, my black leather heels clicking on the cement as I headed back towards the arena.
Jade Jaro: Then there is some punk moron, Mike Morrisson... He'll be bleeding as soon as the bell rings I imagine. We call him a loser where I come from.
Chris Cyrus though? Another champion like Kash and Borderland. A mainstay here in APW for the last few years. This is the guy you wanna beat. This is the guy you can make your name off of and I plan on doing exactly that. He's been around for a long time but it is time for him to move aside. He is the old generation in my mind and I'm looking forward busting him open just so I can rub it in his face from this day forward.
Then there is the British child molester, Johnny Brown. Have you seen this guy? He is disgusting and he thinks because he is from England people should care about him or something. Go back to London and shut the hell up, Johnny. Nobody cares about you or your stupid Queen. He's had some successes but he's never faced me. I honestly don't want this guy bleeding on me because from the looks of it he probably has Hep C or something worse. Disgusting.... Seriously he looks like a human penis. I can't stand looking at him and I will let someone else eliminate him just so I don't have to look at him or touch him.
Speaking of gross, Brandon Harvey is also in this thing. A trailer park nobody who got lucky and made it into APW. This is the kind of guy I'm honestly insulted to have to work with. He looks dumb, he acts dumb and when I'm done kicking his face in he'll be in a damn wheelchair. Again he's been around APW for awhile so all he is for me is a stepping stone to build my career off of. I'll beat him down, make him bleed and use his name for my success.
Then lastly is some new guy... I don't even remember his name. He got thrown in this thing with me but he won't be walking out as a contender like I will be. He'll be in the back with the EMTs being stitched up with with all those other morons. This is my match, my win and my World Championship match. But now I'm going inside. These hipster douche bags in Portland don't deserve to look at me for free anymore. I'll be seeing everyone in the ring and I'll be seeing everyone bleed. Underestimate me if you want, check out my tits or try to slap my ass. I don't give a crap because in the end you'll end up like everyone else, bleeding and crying like a bitch. Asylum is about to be taken over and I'm going to enjoy making these boys my bitches.
With that I turned around, heading up towards the Rose Garden with the camera man behind me. It felt good to do a bit of trash talking and it felt good to make sure those guys knew I meant business. Would they take me seriously? Probably not but that wasn't my concern. I didn't care what they thought of me before or after the match. All I cares about was winning and walking out of my debut in APW as the #1 contender for the World Championship.
They wanted to me talk some trash though about my opponents. Honestly I didn't know much about any of them but that had never stopped me from insulting people. It wasn't personal either. I didn't know them and most of them I didn't even care about ever knowing them. I had on a black girlie and a pair of tight, faded jeans as I stood up against the chainlink fence outside the arena in Portland. It was nice being in the Northwest for my debut... It was where I was from but it also meant the fans already knew I didn't give a crap about them so they wouldn't even bother cheering me at first. I had on a pair of sunglasses which I pulled up, pushing into my hair on top of my head as I stared into the camera in front of me. I bit down my lip for a second before I leaned my head back.
Jade Jaro: Blood... People shy away from it everyday. People faint when they see it or they freak out if they poke their finger and it trickles out. Blood is a touchy subject. It brings us life and it can carry a disaese also that could kill us. Blood is what makes a fantastic body like this run and blood... Well blood will be shed on Asylum.
Am I scared of blood? Do I scream like a girl and flail my arms around at the sight of it? Hell no. I actually enjoy making people bleed. Is that wrong? Maybe I'm a sick freak or something but when you are in the ring, beating someone down and you see those first drops of red you know you are doing the right thing. Inside a wrestling ring red doesn't mean stop... For me red means go faster and harder. Red means that your opponent is going to soon be dizzy, tired and drained. So no, I'm not scared of blood at all. I'm not scared of seeing my own blood either. If someone busts me open then good for them. I'll probably have to get some payback down the line but at that moment they beat me so bad I got busted open. It's not a big deal... It is just wrestling and I love it. This business is about blood, sex and violence. It is about raw animal energy and a match were nine people all climb into the ring with the simple goal of making each other bleed is why people pay to attend these shows. This match is going to be nasty, plain and simple.
I glanced down at the ground for a second. I could turn against the steel and make myself bleed now but that would be dumb. I needed to be as intact as possible before the match. The sun was on my skin, warming me as I smiled a bit before looking at the camera.
Jade Jaro: Then there is the World Heavyweight Championship... Or World Championship as I'm going to call it after I win it because as you can tell by looking at me, I'm far from being a heavyweight. A chance at the top prize on Asylum is on the line in this bloodbath of a match. If I could step into that ring, bust a few assholes open and leave with a chance at the World title then my debut will not only be successful but it will go down in history. People will remember me and my debut because I would of walked out of obscurity and into the main event in the blink of an eye. The name Jade Jaro will go from meaning nothing to meaning the best.... Which it should already. This one match, this one night on Asylum could skyrocket me to the top of APW.
Does that make me nervous? Of course not. Some people might be shaking in their boots at the thought of blowing this chance or being a big name. I want to be a World Champion. Everyone should want to be a World Champion or they have no business being on a show like Asylum. Being pushed into high pressure matches actually helps me. It pushes me and when I'm pushed to my limit I'll do anything to win.
Now I am aware that I'm the only chick in this match. Eight half-naked dudes trying to make each other bleed sounds like some sick snuff porno film more then a wrestling match too honestly but I'll jump in there with a smile on my face and I'll have the time of my life. Eight hot dudes and me? I'm not intimidated at all. It kind of gets me excited to think about it in fact. They are the best of the best though and each one I bust open will just be another notch on my belt. Plus almost all of them are having to wrestle before this. They will be tired while I'll be fresh.... Advantage Jade. Beat each other up, wear each other down before the Main Event boys. It just makes everything easier for me which I'm not going to argue with. Maybe they will bust each other open before the match starts. Then I can just use my nails to make them bleed. I am not going to turn away from a cheap advantage. I don't give a shit. I'll do anything to win.
I pushed off the fence and the camera turned as I headed away from the fence near the river and towards the Rose Garden. I had been to Portland a few times but never wrestled inside the huge arena.
Jade Jaro: Who do I have to bleed to win? Both members of Organized Violence, Jason Kash and Shane Borderland. They seem like decent enough guys. Actually that isn't true. Kash seems like a white trash stoner who I want nothing to do with. I mean give me a break with the stupid stoner crap. Go get high and jump off a damn bridge, Kash, it would be more interesting then hearing you mention how much you love weed again. You are a broken record saying the same shit over and over and thinking you are cool because you are high. You are lucky your partner is patient enough to deal with it but everyone knows you are not the brains or the talent of your team. All you are is a pothead who has gotten lucky a few times. I'm from Vancouver, the best weed in the world is from up there from what I hear but do I touch it? Hell no. I don't need some drug to modify my mood. I am happy with who I am unmedicated. Obviously Jason Kash is insecure and scared of who he really is so he gets high to hide it. Pathetic.
Then there is Borderland. How Kash has two belts and this guy only has one is beyond me. I might actually respect this guy too if he wasn't tag team partners with that trailer park stoner. Sadly he has poor judgement and he thinks it is fun to be around morons. All respect for Shane is gone because of that. If he hung out with respectable people then I would think he was a future World Champion but as long as he lets Jason Kash drag him down he'll be nothing more then some tattoo'ed idiot who lets his friends bring him down.
Speaking of tattoos another guy who is sporting some is Tommy Knoxville but again I have no respect for the man. He is obsessed with his past and doesn't seem to realize what is going on around him. His head is so far up his own ass he can't see that he isn't getting anywhere in APW. Nobody cares about what happened before in his life. People care about what is happening in the here and now. This boy needs to get over himself... Actually, fuck it, he can keep acting like some big shot when he's bleeding on the floor and crying like the little bitch that he obviously is.
I headed up the street, walking backwards, my black leather heels clicking on the cement as I headed back towards the arena.
Jade Jaro: Then there is some punk moron, Mike Morrisson... He'll be bleeding as soon as the bell rings I imagine. We call him a loser where I come from.
Chris Cyrus though? Another champion like Kash and Borderland. A mainstay here in APW for the last few years. This is the guy you wanna beat. This is the guy you can make your name off of and I plan on doing exactly that. He's been around for a long time but it is time for him to move aside. He is the old generation in my mind and I'm looking forward busting him open just so I can rub it in his face from this day forward.
Then there is the British child molester, Johnny Brown. Have you seen this guy? He is disgusting and he thinks because he is from England people should care about him or something. Go back to London and shut the hell up, Johnny. Nobody cares about you or your stupid Queen. He's had some successes but he's never faced me. I honestly don't want this guy bleeding on me because from the looks of it he probably has Hep C or something worse. Disgusting.... Seriously he looks like a human penis. I can't stand looking at him and I will let someone else eliminate him just so I don't have to look at him or touch him.
Speaking of gross, Brandon Harvey is also in this thing. A trailer park nobody who got lucky and made it into APW. This is the kind of guy I'm honestly insulted to have to work with. He looks dumb, he acts dumb and when I'm done kicking his face in he'll be in a damn wheelchair. Again he's been around APW for awhile so all he is for me is a stepping stone to build my career off of. I'll beat him down, make him bleed and use his name for my success.
Then lastly is some new guy... I don't even remember his name. He got thrown in this thing with me but he won't be walking out as a contender like I will be. He'll be in the back with the EMTs being stitched up with with all those other morons. This is my match, my win and my World Championship match. But now I'm going inside. These hipster douche bags in Portland don't deserve to look at me for free anymore. I'll be seeing everyone in the ring and I'll be seeing everyone bleed. Underestimate me if you want, check out my tits or try to slap my ass. I don't give a crap because in the end you'll end up like everyone else, bleeding and crying like a bitch. Asylum is about to be taken over and I'm going to enjoy making these boys my bitches.
With that I turned around, heading up towards the Rose Garden with the camera man behind me. It felt good to do a bit of trash talking and it felt good to make sure those guys knew I meant business. Would they take me seriously? Probably not but that wasn't my concern. I didn't care what they thought of me before or after the match. All I cares about was winning and walking out of my debut in APW as the #1 contender for the World Championship.
