Post by JaMarcus Haze on Oct 1, 2011 20:36:18 GMT -4
A soft Chinese melody plays as the camera sets on 2 African American men sitting face to face at a table in a small hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant. The camera gets closer and closer as they approach what looks to be "The Jamaican Gangster" JaMarcus Haze and Leon Green. They both stop what they are doing and turn to the camera.
The camera man slowly walks up to JaMarcus Haze and says "Hello there JaMarcus, how are you today? We would like a couple words with you, and want to hear your feelings about your first booked match against the one and only Tony The Slacker" Johnson.
JaMarcus slowly looks up after swallowing his food. "Look here, I read a lil' bit about this so-called Tony "The Scumbag" Johnson and I am not too impressed. Seeing that he is a brawler... or if that's what he calls himself. I would not consider him that, I would consider him a backyard wrestler, a worthless wrestler. Definitely not APW material in my book. When we step in that ring together, he is gonna see what a real brawler is all about. You had to brawl your way out of death where I come from."
Leon looks over at JaMarcus and says "Yeah my man, you is a real brawler. I mean, I remember back in the little leagues where you would fight to get those chips you wanted or to get the food for our dog. You were a fighter my man.
JaMarcus Haze: Yeah, those were the good old days. Anyways, this Tony guy, is no match for the "Jamaican Gangsta Mon!".
JaMarcus laughs, and seconds later is approached by a cute Chinese waitress. Chinese waitress: Hey ju want some mo' foo'? JaMarcus Haze looks at the Chinese woman then looks over at Leon "What did she say?"
Leon shrugs his shoulders.
JaMarcus Haze: Go on lady, leave! Don't have time for non sense at the moment ya see! Anyways, Tony, you better prepare yourself my man. You don't know what you got coming to you. I should just let my little homey ride on you, but that would be too much to ask. I'm going to take you down and let APW know who I really am, and who you really aren't.
JaMarcus Haze pushes the camera away and grabs his lighter and his cigar. He lights a cigar and takes a puff out of it. The manager of the small restaurant comes running to JaMarcus and says "NO SMOKING IN HE'. NO SMOKING IN HE', YOU NE' TO LEAVE NOW!" JaMarcus Haze stands up and takes a puff then flicks the cigar on to the manager.
The interviewer looks over to the camera and says, with a shrug, "Well, that's all for today folks. Have a good night and thanks for watching APW."
The camera man slowly walks up to JaMarcus Haze and says "Hello there JaMarcus, how are you today? We would like a couple words with you, and want to hear your feelings about your first booked match against the one and only Tony The Slacker" Johnson.
JaMarcus slowly looks up after swallowing his food. "Look here, I read a lil' bit about this so-called Tony "The Scumbag" Johnson and I am not too impressed. Seeing that he is a brawler... or if that's what he calls himself. I would not consider him that, I would consider him a backyard wrestler, a worthless wrestler. Definitely not APW material in my book. When we step in that ring together, he is gonna see what a real brawler is all about. You had to brawl your way out of death where I come from."
Leon looks over at JaMarcus and says "Yeah my man, you is a real brawler. I mean, I remember back in the little leagues where you would fight to get those chips you wanted or to get the food for our dog. You were a fighter my man.
JaMarcus Haze: Yeah, those were the good old days. Anyways, this Tony guy, is no match for the "Jamaican Gangsta Mon!".
JaMarcus laughs, and seconds later is approached by a cute Chinese waitress. Chinese waitress: Hey ju want some mo' foo'? JaMarcus Haze looks at the Chinese woman then looks over at Leon "What did she say?"
Leon shrugs his shoulders.
JaMarcus Haze: Go on lady, leave! Don't have time for non sense at the moment ya see! Anyways, Tony, you better prepare yourself my man. You don't know what you got coming to you. I should just let my little homey ride on you, but that would be too much to ask. I'm going to take you down and let APW know who I really am, and who you really aren't.
JaMarcus Haze pushes the camera away and grabs his lighter and his cigar. He lights a cigar and takes a puff out of it. The manager of the small restaurant comes running to JaMarcus and says "NO SMOKING IN HE'. NO SMOKING IN HE', YOU NE' TO LEAVE NOW!" JaMarcus Haze stands up and takes a puff then flicks the cigar on to the manager.
The interviewer looks over to the camera and says, with a shrug, "Well, that's all for today folks. Have a good night and thanks for watching APW."
