Post by Mike Morrison on Oct 6, 2011 14:03:05 GMT -4
‘I swear the room is getting smaller wanting to crush me why? What have I done to it why does it want to crush me? Why do people destroy that in which they do not understand? You can be Mr. Friendly, but if there is something wrong with your sanity then it’s a case of get the pitchforks out. Everyone wants to hurt me even this room buts that’s ok I can hurt them back even more after laughing at their feeble attempts.
The world I still cannot understand it has humanity lumbering after some pathetic goal like zombies, and after said goal is accomplished the unwelcome human quality known as greed takes over and they want more. Why can’t the world be simple?’
The asylum calls to Mike once more as he sits there in the abandoned foyer, an old desk worn with time, he could imagine this old 1930s place in its heyday people running about. A female tried for being pregnant without being married. Man what a time to live in changing the norms changing the rules to suit them yeah talk about moving the goal posts. In Mikes mind there is no such thing as insanity as normal people cannot label it correctly. In the early times you were insane for sleeping around and now that is so common place. Insanity is a fad and a good one at best.
With this thought in his head, Mike talks into the camera.
“Ahh hello again my friends and foes the adventures of Mikey boy have indeed gone into the realms of funnyness, yes I know that isn’t a real word. But hey who cares in this day and age right? Anyway the top boys at the APW decided to stick yours truly in a 6 person tag match yes there is a female so no sexism from me. I don’t get along with others but hey it’s all going to be one big mystery full of excitement and mayhem. On one side there is Manhattan White why he had to name himself from one of the cesspools of the world is beyond me.”
Mike laughs at the joke and continues
“But of course to top it off there is of course the other person Mr. Kash, is the friend of my enemy also an enemy who knows, that is if he makes his flight. You know he takes his allotment of medicinal herbs and decides to take over the plane, jumps out of it thinking he can fly or he will get lost on the way to the arena. I hope not I for one would like to see this performance reach its full zenith, I mean it is like a soap opera allow me to digress and if you cannot work it out I will of course fill in the blanks.
The camera switches off and as it turns back on again to see Mike laying in one of the asylum rooms, he obviously brought a bed from somewhere as it is new so out of place, he sits up and looks at the camera.
“Ahh yes I am to digress at this point just like clockwork, just fancied a change of scenery, oh yeah that’s right on to Tommy Knoxville. He once said that I was the type of guy he used to pick on in school. Heh his life must have been hell.
I mean someone bullies me I set fire to his hair in chemistry, in Biology I was hassled after dissecting the frog I would bite down and rip at it with my mouth asking the hassler if he finished woth his yet. If they tried to lock me in a locker I would break into theirs and urinate all over it. Take heed nothing you can do will intimidate me, nothing I guess after getting your kyber kicked by one Brit, you would try to go for me thinking it is an easy earner, nothing can be far from the truth. By all means you are willing to try but you will fail.”
Mike cools down and continues
“Sally Talfourd not much is known about you, I personally have no qualms with you but if you decide to step through the door of madness, prepare your mind and soul for they will never be the same again. I am not here to scare you, it is but a simple fact. I am indeed madness incarnate. But you probably know that already.
Mike then laughs knowing what is to be spoken about next.
“Which brings me to the false prophet of madness, the faker himself Rico Casteel the so called king of the kingdom of madness. What a bubble you are having at my expense You cannot just stick the label of madness and stick it on yourself it takes years of practice and what are you doing as king, I didn’t vote for you.
I certainly am not one of you subjects I am a lone traveler on the road to insanity. Welcome to madness 101 with the teacher myself of course. I wonder will this lead to the end of the world as we know it? I do certainly hope so.”
Mike turns from the camera.
“So ladles and jellyspoons there you have it, a big soap opera that is bigger than Eastenders. Tommy hate me, Casteel hates everyone, I love it all and Kash being more lost without his go to boy, the one I made scream from the top of his lungs. Guess this is the warm up before the elimination chamber. I also have a theory that we all probably won’t get that far.”
The camera switches to static.
The world I still cannot understand it has humanity lumbering after some pathetic goal like zombies, and after said goal is accomplished the unwelcome human quality known as greed takes over and they want more. Why can’t the world be simple?’
The asylum calls to Mike once more as he sits there in the abandoned foyer, an old desk worn with time, he could imagine this old 1930s place in its heyday people running about. A female tried for being pregnant without being married. Man what a time to live in changing the norms changing the rules to suit them yeah talk about moving the goal posts. In Mikes mind there is no such thing as insanity as normal people cannot label it correctly. In the early times you were insane for sleeping around and now that is so common place. Insanity is a fad and a good one at best.
With this thought in his head, Mike talks into the camera.
“Ahh hello again my friends and foes the adventures of Mikey boy have indeed gone into the realms of funnyness, yes I know that isn’t a real word. But hey who cares in this day and age right? Anyway the top boys at the APW decided to stick yours truly in a 6 person tag match yes there is a female so no sexism from me. I don’t get along with others but hey it’s all going to be one big mystery full of excitement and mayhem. On one side there is Manhattan White why he had to name himself from one of the cesspools of the world is beyond me.”
Mike laughs at the joke and continues
“But of course to top it off there is of course the other person Mr. Kash, is the friend of my enemy also an enemy who knows, that is if he makes his flight. You know he takes his allotment of medicinal herbs and decides to take over the plane, jumps out of it thinking he can fly or he will get lost on the way to the arena. I hope not I for one would like to see this performance reach its full zenith, I mean it is like a soap opera allow me to digress and if you cannot work it out I will of course fill in the blanks.
The camera switches off and as it turns back on again to see Mike laying in one of the asylum rooms, he obviously brought a bed from somewhere as it is new so out of place, he sits up and looks at the camera.
“Ahh yes I am to digress at this point just like clockwork, just fancied a change of scenery, oh yeah that’s right on to Tommy Knoxville. He once said that I was the type of guy he used to pick on in school. Heh his life must have been hell.
I mean someone bullies me I set fire to his hair in chemistry, in Biology I was hassled after dissecting the frog I would bite down and rip at it with my mouth asking the hassler if he finished woth his yet. If they tried to lock me in a locker I would break into theirs and urinate all over it. Take heed nothing you can do will intimidate me, nothing I guess after getting your kyber kicked by one Brit, you would try to go for me thinking it is an easy earner, nothing can be far from the truth. By all means you are willing to try but you will fail.”
Mike cools down and continues
“Sally Talfourd not much is known about you, I personally have no qualms with you but if you decide to step through the door of madness, prepare your mind and soul for they will never be the same again. I am not here to scare you, it is but a simple fact. I am indeed madness incarnate. But you probably know that already.
Mike then laughs knowing what is to be spoken about next.
“Which brings me to the false prophet of madness, the faker himself Rico Casteel the so called king of the kingdom of madness. What a bubble you are having at my expense You cannot just stick the label of madness and stick it on yourself it takes years of practice and what are you doing as king, I didn’t vote for you.
I certainly am not one of you subjects I am a lone traveler on the road to insanity. Welcome to madness 101 with the teacher myself of course. I wonder will this lead to the end of the world as we know it? I do certainly hope so.”
Mike turns from the camera.
“So ladles and jellyspoons there you have it, a big soap opera that is bigger than Eastenders. Tommy hate me, Casteel hates everyone, I love it all and Kash being more lost without his go to boy, the one I made scream from the top of his lungs. Guess this is the warm up before the elimination chamber. I also have a theory that we all probably won’t get that far.”
The camera switches to static.
