Post by Michael Jennings on Oct 19, 2011 0:31:23 GMT -4
10/18/2011
Tokyo, Japan
Night…
The scene opens upon nighttime in the heart of downtown Tokyo, Japan. The sidewalks are packed with people just like the streets are packed with cars. Standing in the midst of it all are the members of the San Diego Seagulls, the tag team consisting of Charles Scripps and Kate Horton. Both are dressed nicely for a night on the town but Charles has more pressing matters to talk about. He has some words for his opponents in the Costume Battle Royal at One Night in Hell and is ready to speak his mind as he begins to speak.
Scripps: Hello fans of APW. My name is Charles Scripps from the San Diego Seagulls and this week I’m going to be taking part in the big battle royal that is now a part of the show. I have ASP to thank for getting me on the show with him choking worse than the Braves and Red Sox did combined this year. This so called “elite” wrestler got taken off the show so my match was put on the big card. FINALLY there is justice in the world. Nobody would care about this match if it wasn’t for myself and Pence Wetherlight being in it. That’s a wrestler that has my complete attention. He is one of the most bad ass wrestlers here in APW. He is a man who has been to the top of the heap in this company more than once. You are one of the best there is in this business but in the same aspect so am I. In very little time I’ve become one of the baddest technical wrestlers in this company. I have come out to the ring night in and night out in order to put people in body bags.
You are going to join the long list of people that I have beaten in my short career. On the last Asylum I beat the APW Tap Out Champion “True Brit” Johnny Brown which is something not a lot of people can say. I beat a champion and out of everyone in this match the only one who’s done anything of note here in recent weeks is you. You’ve had some good wins here recently. However you’re not better than me. You may have been at one time but not anymore. I am a man who is on a mission to be the best there is in this company just like you once were. My time is now and this battle royal is going to be the starting point of my rise to the top of this company. Pence, you’re good but I’m better and I’m going to prove it by eliminating you from the battle royal.
Phil Atkins has now joined the fray. I’ve heard of you, Phil. You’ve been in many federations in this business but the fact is that you haven’t reached the main event level in any of them. Trevor Jennings is an even bigger joke than you are. He can’t even crap the top 500 wrestlers list and he’s been around for years. AmeriKen is even worse. Apparently being born in 1983 has made him even more wrinkled than my grandfather. Was a time machine involved with him? Come on, man. There’s NO WAY he was born in 1983. This guy looks older than Trevor Jennings and Jennings is old! Nineteen sixty I’d buy but not nineteen eighty three. What a joke of a wrestler he is. The Ministry looks like something that you would see at a ICP concert smoking weed in the crowd with Jason Kash. Justice Legal looks like a complete idiot too. None of these guys are even threats to win this match and probably almost all of them will fall asleep in the ring due to boredom over how bad they suck.
Charles chuckles under his breath for a moment before continuing.
Scripps: Now that I can move along from the crap there isn’t much else in this match worth talking about. Jamarcus Haze is a man who hasn’t done much here in APW but everybody knows that, even him. All he’s done is come on the television, talk for a bit, then get high, and wander off like he was Towelie from South Park. That’s it. This guy is somebody who should bring a white flag and surrender instead of stepping through the ropes against a man like me. I’m going to rip half of these guys in half without even trying. I am the guy in this match all of you should be worried about. Sure, everyone is talking about Pence, Ward, and Arcadia but I’m the one you really should be worried about but nobody sees it. Just because I’m in a tag team called the Seagulls doesn’t mean that I’m a loser. It doesn’t mean that I’m not a favorite in this match. The only reason I’m not a favorite is because the pundits and so-called experts have hard ons for other people in the match. I could care less about predictions. I’m going out to win it all and nobody can stop me.
The next person in this match is Arcadia, some woman who hides behind a mask because she’s so ugly on the inside that she can’t bare to show her face to the world. She is someone who has been through the wrestling wars. She is also one of the most experienced wrestlers in this match which makes her a major threat to me in this match. That’s also why she’s going to be one of the people that I am going to go after in the match. I’m going after my biggest threats first and then worry about the garbage until the end. I will fight my way through the experienced wrestlers and take out my threats first. That’s my strategy…or is it? This could just be me playing mind games just like you play mind games from behind your mask. I’m going to ugly your face so that it’s as ugly as you are on the inside. That’s going to make me happy.
There’s a man in this match named Matt Ward who could make a big impact in this match and I think he will give me a run for my money but the fact is that I think he’s going to come up short. Not just because he’s got the ring rust from being out of the ring for some long here in APW. The bottom line about that is that his endurance will be a factor and the longer the match goes the worse it will be for him. Ward, you can bring your best but it’s not going to stop the machine known as Charles Scripps from winning this match.
Pyro is another person in this match who needs to be addressed and mainly because he doesn’t have much of a history in this business much like myself. However I haven’t seen anything from him and neither has anybody else so he could be a potential wild card in this match which is a bit worrisome. However on the other hand he could be a dud much like a lot of the people who’ve shown up and then disappeared like Casper the Friendly Ghost. I’m not too worried about him. He’s someone who will be only a minor threat to me in this match. He can try to burn us all but in the end he’ll simply fizzle out like an old man who’s run out of Cialis.
Another wrestler in this match who could give me a run for my money is a man by the name of Zachary Roddell. He is a wrestler who has a history of pulling off some of the biggest moves in the ring. This guy is a fact paced, action packed wrestler who is a perfect fit for APW. He is full of energy which could make him a factor due to his high level of endurance in the ring. In fact I think that he could be someone who really gives me some trouble. However you’ve been on such a rollercoaster here lately that anything is possible with you. You could either be the biggest bad ass in this match or the biggest choke job in the match. That’s how up and down you’ve been. You don’t know how to be consistent and that’s your downfall. You’re the most topsy turvey wrestler in all of APW. I am going to take great pleasure in throwing you out of the ring on my way to winning this match.
Adam Young is another guy in this match and quite frankly it doesn’t seem like he gives a shit about winning or losing this match. Instead he’s just going to sit in the corner and throw in the towel on himself like a coward. Young, take your balls out of your boyfriend’s purse. Be a man for once in your life. However that might be asking a bit too much for you. I mean, that would be asking a lot of most of the wrestlers in this match. I’m just waiting for one of you guys to come out and be a man but other than Pence and possibly either Roddell, Arcadia, and Ward I don’t see anyone doing that. So you can just get out your white flag and surrender your soul to me because even that won’t save me from eliminating your ass from the battle royal.
Mr. Dangerous…yeah, the only thing dangerous about you is the fact that you don’t even know how to perform any of the moves correctly. You can’t wrestle is something you’re going to hear from these fans when you step into the ring with an athlete like myself. And let me tell you all something. I am an athlete. I’m not here to entertain like some of the wrestlers here in APW. I’m here to wrestle because wrestling is what I do best. I go to the ring to mangle people up. I’m the human buzz saw that’s going to cut you all into a million tiny pieces and throw the remnants over the top rope. I’m going to suplex people all over the ring and nobody will be able to stop me.
In fact I’m going to make the entirety of this match a living hell for all of my opponents for the mere fact that I believe that this match isn’t that much of a challenge for me. There’s a lot of people in this match, sure, but almost none of them are threats to me winning it and that’s sad. It really is. Plus add to it the fact that I feel that I’ve been overlooked here in APW just because I’m viewed to be a tag team specialist when that is more fiction than truth. I am one of the top technical wrestlers in this company which is something a lot of people overlook. I know a lot of you just think I’m some stupid guy who’s a part of a tag team named after seabirds. If you’re thinking that then I’ve already won. Overlooking me is a HUGE mistake. If you don’t believe me just ask Johnny Brown. He had to damn near kill me and still couldn’t beat me. He tried to end my career yet he failed to get the job done. That’s unfortunate for all of you because of the fact that I’m going to take it out on all of your asses. I’m out to inflict pain this week. I have renewed focus and I will show you no mercy. There is no chance in hell of me going out there and giving some half ass performance. I’m out for blood. Nothing else will satisfy my thirst for vengeance. The San Diego Wrestling Machine is coming out to put people in body bags like only I can.
This match is all about me showing all of APW what I’m made of. I’m on a mission to show the world that I’m the best there is and that nobody can stop me. From rising to the top of the heap in this company. I am one of the top rising stars in APW despite the fact that this whole company overlooks me. I’m just an afterthought in the grand scheme of things. I’m a guy who isn’t even talked about being in the APW elite yet I’m in the top ten in this company’s latest rankings. How is it possible that an afterthought of a wrestler is one of the ten best this company has to offer in recent months? That doesn’t make sense. Ebirah at least tried to get me and my partner to join his pathetic little faction but other than that no one has even acknowledged that we are rising stars within this company and that pisses me off. The man that I hate the most is the only one who sees the talent lurking inside of me that almost none of you have seen. At One Night in Hell in some stupid costume gimmick battle royal I’m going to make a lot of weak wrestlers feel my pain. I’m going to make people beg for mercy as I make them suffer. I want people begging for me to throw them over the top rope to end their suffering and since I am a merciful person I will gladly oblige them. One Night in Hell is going to be Hell for them but at the same time it’s going to be my finest moment in wrestling. I am going to go out to the ring against nearly impossible odds in a match nobody thinks I can win and beat the living hell out over ten different wrestlers before winning this match on my own. I don’t need my partner or anybody else helping me win this match. I can do it by myself.
I hope you’ve all got insurance because you’re going to need it due to all of the damage I’m going to inflict. The costumes are only going to make me want to beat the shit out you all even more. Tokyo is going to be the site of a massacre and I will be the perpetrator of it all. So fans I implore you to bring your cameras so you can document this. I want you to witness my finest hour as I win the biggest battle royal this company has seen in months. And to my opponents, I wish you all the best of luck because you’re going to need it. I’ll see you in the ring.
Charles cracks his knuckles before walking off screen with Kate, who is smiling from ear to ear because of all this talk about hurting people, following him as the scene fades to black.
Tokyo, Japan
Night…
The scene opens upon nighttime in the heart of downtown Tokyo, Japan. The sidewalks are packed with people just like the streets are packed with cars. Standing in the midst of it all are the members of the San Diego Seagulls, the tag team consisting of Charles Scripps and Kate Horton. Both are dressed nicely for a night on the town but Charles has more pressing matters to talk about. He has some words for his opponents in the Costume Battle Royal at One Night in Hell and is ready to speak his mind as he begins to speak.
Scripps: Hello fans of APW. My name is Charles Scripps from the San Diego Seagulls and this week I’m going to be taking part in the big battle royal that is now a part of the show. I have ASP to thank for getting me on the show with him choking worse than the Braves and Red Sox did combined this year. This so called “elite” wrestler got taken off the show so my match was put on the big card. FINALLY there is justice in the world. Nobody would care about this match if it wasn’t for myself and Pence Wetherlight being in it. That’s a wrestler that has my complete attention. He is one of the most bad ass wrestlers here in APW. He is a man who has been to the top of the heap in this company more than once. You are one of the best there is in this business but in the same aspect so am I. In very little time I’ve become one of the baddest technical wrestlers in this company. I have come out to the ring night in and night out in order to put people in body bags.
You are going to join the long list of people that I have beaten in my short career. On the last Asylum I beat the APW Tap Out Champion “True Brit” Johnny Brown which is something not a lot of people can say. I beat a champion and out of everyone in this match the only one who’s done anything of note here in recent weeks is you. You’ve had some good wins here recently. However you’re not better than me. You may have been at one time but not anymore. I am a man who is on a mission to be the best there is in this company just like you once were. My time is now and this battle royal is going to be the starting point of my rise to the top of this company. Pence, you’re good but I’m better and I’m going to prove it by eliminating you from the battle royal.
Phil Atkins has now joined the fray. I’ve heard of you, Phil. You’ve been in many federations in this business but the fact is that you haven’t reached the main event level in any of them. Trevor Jennings is an even bigger joke than you are. He can’t even crap the top 500 wrestlers list and he’s been around for years. AmeriKen is even worse. Apparently being born in 1983 has made him even more wrinkled than my grandfather. Was a time machine involved with him? Come on, man. There’s NO WAY he was born in 1983. This guy looks older than Trevor Jennings and Jennings is old! Nineteen sixty I’d buy but not nineteen eighty three. What a joke of a wrestler he is. The Ministry looks like something that you would see at a ICP concert smoking weed in the crowd with Jason Kash. Justice Legal looks like a complete idiot too. None of these guys are even threats to win this match and probably almost all of them will fall asleep in the ring due to boredom over how bad they suck.
Charles chuckles under his breath for a moment before continuing.
Scripps: Now that I can move along from the crap there isn’t much else in this match worth talking about. Jamarcus Haze is a man who hasn’t done much here in APW but everybody knows that, even him. All he’s done is come on the television, talk for a bit, then get high, and wander off like he was Towelie from South Park. That’s it. This guy is somebody who should bring a white flag and surrender instead of stepping through the ropes against a man like me. I’m going to rip half of these guys in half without even trying. I am the guy in this match all of you should be worried about. Sure, everyone is talking about Pence, Ward, and Arcadia but I’m the one you really should be worried about but nobody sees it. Just because I’m in a tag team called the Seagulls doesn’t mean that I’m a loser. It doesn’t mean that I’m not a favorite in this match. The only reason I’m not a favorite is because the pundits and so-called experts have hard ons for other people in the match. I could care less about predictions. I’m going out to win it all and nobody can stop me.
The next person in this match is Arcadia, some woman who hides behind a mask because she’s so ugly on the inside that she can’t bare to show her face to the world. She is someone who has been through the wrestling wars. She is also one of the most experienced wrestlers in this match which makes her a major threat to me in this match. That’s also why she’s going to be one of the people that I am going to go after in the match. I’m going after my biggest threats first and then worry about the garbage until the end. I will fight my way through the experienced wrestlers and take out my threats first. That’s my strategy…or is it? This could just be me playing mind games just like you play mind games from behind your mask. I’m going to ugly your face so that it’s as ugly as you are on the inside. That’s going to make me happy.
There’s a man in this match named Matt Ward who could make a big impact in this match and I think he will give me a run for my money but the fact is that I think he’s going to come up short. Not just because he’s got the ring rust from being out of the ring for some long here in APW. The bottom line about that is that his endurance will be a factor and the longer the match goes the worse it will be for him. Ward, you can bring your best but it’s not going to stop the machine known as Charles Scripps from winning this match.
Pyro is another person in this match who needs to be addressed and mainly because he doesn’t have much of a history in this business much like myself. However I haven’t seen anything from him and neither has anybody else so he could be a potential wild card in this match which is a bit worrisome. However on the other hand he could be a dud much like a lot of the people who’ve shown up and then disappeared like Casper the Friendly Ghost. I’m not too worried about him. He’s someone who will be only a minor threat to me in this match. He can try to burn us all but in the end he’ll simply fizzle out like an old man who’s run out of Cialis.
Another wrestler in this match who could give me a run for my money is a man by the name of Zachary Roddell. He is a wrestler who has a history of pulling off some of the biggest moves in the ring. This guy is a fact paced, action packed wrestler who is a perfect fit for APW. He is full of energy which could make him a factor due to his high level of endurance in the ring. In fact I think that he could be someone who really gives me some trouble. However you’ve been on such a rollercoaster here lately that anything is possible with you. You could either be the biggest bad ass in this match or the biggest choke job in the match. That’s how up and down you’ve been. You don’t know how to be consistent and that’s your downfall. You’re the most topsy turvey wrestler in all of APW. I am going to take great pleasure in throwing you out of the ring on my way to winning this match.
Adam Young is another guy in this match and quite frankly it doesn’t seem like he gives a shit about winning or losing this match. Instead he’s just going to sit in the corner and throw in the towel on himself like a coward. Young, take your balls out of your boyfriend’s purse. Be a man for once in your life. However that might be asking a bit too much for you. I mean, that would be asking a lot of most of the wrestlers in this match. I’m just waiting for one of you guys to come out and be a man but other than Pence and possibly either Roddell, Arcadia, and Ward I don’t see anyone doing that. So you can just get out your white flag and surrender your soul to me because even that won’t save me from eliminating your ass from the battle royal.
Mr. Dangerous…yeah, the only thing dangerous about you is the fact that you don’t even know how to perform any of the moves correctly. You can’t wrestle is something you’re going to hear from these fans when you step into the ring with an athlete like myself. And let me tell you all something. I am an athlete. I’m not here to entertain like some of the wrestlers here in APW. I’m here to wrestle because wrestling is what I do best. I go to the ring to mangle people up. I’m the human buzz saw that’s going to cut you all into a million tiny pieces and throw the remnants over the top rope. I’m going to suplex people all over the ring and nobody will be able to stop me.
In fact I’m going to make the entirety of this match a living hell for all of my opponents for the mere fact that I believe that this match isn’t that much of a challenge for me. There’s a lot of people in this match, sure, but almost none of them are threats to me winning it and that’s sad. It really is. Plus add to it the fact that I feel that I’ve been overlooked here in APW just because I’m viewed to be a tag team specialist when that is more fiction than truth. I am one of the top technical wrestlers in this company which is something a lot of people overlook. I know a lot of you just think I’m some stupid guy who’s a part of a tag team named after seabirds. If you’re thinking that then I’ve already won. Overlooking me is a HUGE mistake. If you don’t believe me just ask Johnny Brown. He had to damn near kill me and still couldn’t beat me. He tried to end my career yet he failed to get the job done. That’s unfortunate for all of you because of the fact that I’m going to take it out on all of your asses. I’m out to inflict pain this week. I have renewed focus and I will show you no mercy. There is no chance in hell of me going out there and giving some half ass performance. I’m out for blood. Nothing else will satisfy my thirst for vengeance. The San Diego Wrestling Machine is coming out to put people in body bags like only I can.
This match is all about me showing all of APW what I’m made of. I’m on a mission to show the world that I’m the best there is and that nobody can stop me. From rising to the top of the heap in this company. I am one of the top rising stars in APW despite the fact that this whole company overlooks me. I’m just an afterthought in the grand scheme of things. I’m a guy who isn’t even talked about being in the APW elite yet I’m in the top ten in this company’s latest rankings. How is it possible that an afterthought of a wrestler is one of the ten best this company has to offer in recent months? That doesn’t make sense. Ebirah at least tried to get me and my partner to join his pathetic little faction but other than that no one has even acknowledged that we are rising stars within this company and that pisses me off. The man that I hate the most is the only one who sees the talent lurking inside of me that almost none of you have seen. At One Night in Hell in some stupid costume gimmick battle royal I’m going to make a lot of weak wrestlers feel my pain. I’m going to make people beg for mercy as I make them suffer. I want people begging for me to throw them over the top rope to end their suffering and since I am a merciful person I will gladly oblige them. One Night in Hell is going to be Hell for them but at the same time it’s going to be my finest moment in wrestling. I am going to go out to the ring against nearly impossible odds in a match nobody thinks I can win and beat the living hell out over ten different wrestlers before winning this match on my own. I don’t need my partner or anybody else helping me win this match. I can do it by myself.
I hope you’ve all got insurance because you’re going to need it due to all of the damage I’m going to inflict. The costumes are only going to make me want to beat the shit out you all even more. Tokyo is going to be the site of a massacre and I will be the perpetrator of it all. So fans I implore you to bring your cameras so you can document this. I want you to witness my finest hour as I win the biggest battle royal this company has seen in months. And to my opponents, I wish you all the best of luck because you’re going to need it. I’ll see you in the ring.
Charles cracks his knuckles before walking off screen with Kate, who is smiling from ear to ear because of all this talk about hurting people, following him as the scene fades to black.
