Post by Nathaniel Havok on Nov 20, 2011 0:28:47 GMT -4
The Ballad of a Future Legend
Chaz: BULLSHIT!
Chaz tosses his iPhone back onto the desk after reading a text from Asylum General Manger, Reginald. The text message was simple, Chaz makes his in-ring debut on the next Sunday Night Asylum. The only problem is…
Chaz: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! This is how you treat CHAZ DILLINGER? This is how you cater to the hottest rookie free agent in the history of professional wrestling? He must not have hit Jeff hard enough, maybe I need to do it myself!
Helena comes rushing to the side of Chaz, sensing that he could use some support.
Helena: What’s going…
Helena is interrupted by Chaz, who is ready to blow a gasket.
Chaz: A fucking six man tag team match? He’s joking, right Helena? Please tell me that he’s joking!
Helena tries her best to calm her man down by running her hand down his bare chest. She curls her head onto his shoulder, and snuggles in real tight.
Helena: You can handle this, Chaz. Everyone that’s seen you in the ring, knows that you don’t need any partners. No matter how many men you face, everyone knows you wouldn’t need any help. Just think of them as… As extra help.
Chaz scoffs at Helena’s comment.
Chaz: Extra help? I don’t need any extra help!
Chaz moves away from Helena, agitated in his state.
Chaz: This is my debut in Action Packed Wrestling, the one and only opportunity I have to make a first impression! First impressions last forever, Helena. It’s not just a cliché saying, it’s a fucking fact! More than that, this is my one and only opportunity to begin writing history. I can’t erase what happens in this match, and if one of my partners drops the ball!?!?
Helena: But you wont let that happen.
Chaz: You could say that. You could also say that this is the real deal. This is Action Packed Wrestling! Sure, it’s the “B-Show”, but this is the big leagues! I’m not going to settle for a loss in my first match, and I’ll be damned if it’s going to happen because of a so-called “teammate”!
The two share a heated silence, as Chaz seems to be having a meltdown.
Chaz: Bullshit, complete FUCKING bullshit! Chaz Dillinger doesn’t do tag team matches! Furthermore, Chaz Dillinger doesn’t do fucking charity work!
Helena suddenly becomes befuddled.
Helena: Charity work?
Chaz: Carrying these worthless ass partners that they’ve gone and stuck me with! Chaz Dillinger doesn’t carry anyone on his back, especially some jobbers that nobody gives a flying fuck about!
Helena is a very bright gal’, and she’s exceptional at talking some sense into “her man”. Let’s see how attempt number 2 goes…
Helena: Think about it like this, baby... You get a chance to prove that you belong in Action Packed Wrestling, in only a style that you could pull off! Think about it! Three opponents, two worthless tag team partners? You carry this team Chaz, and everyone’s going to be talking about you! Not Jason Kash, not Rico Casteel, the only man on all of their minds will be Chaz Dillinger.
Disco!
With Chaz in deep thought, Helena takes an opportunity to snoop through his phone. A moment later, Chaz snaps back into reality.
Chaz: That might be probable, but it’s not possible. Not in Action Packed Wrestling. Jeff and Reginald have backed me into a corner because of my affiliation with Nathaniel Havok. I expected that, but I expected to get the biggest and the best as their payback. Come to think of it, their logic is very well thought out. Giving me partners that can lose for me, rather than giving me the opportunity to beat their main-event talent. Maybe I chose the wrong side? Maybe I should give Jeff a call and make a nice donation to his “Get Well Soon” bills.
With Chaz on the verge of a breakdown, Helena gives it another try.
Helena: Whoa Chaz, hold on a minute. Don’t go making donations, don’t go crazy, don’t do anything! Take a minute and catch your breath, make sure you’re thinking clearly.
Chaz takes a moment, and digests what’s going on.
Chaz: All I know is, this is still bullshit! You know… Not only is this my chance to show the world exactly what I‘m about, but this is also my chance to prove to Jeff that he should have never overlooked me! All of the tapes that I sent to APW, they meant nothing! Jeff didn’t care about Chaz Dillinger! Jeff spent most of his time recruiting from other organizations, trying to screw bookers out of there talent!
Chaz chuckles.
Chaz: Sounds like my kind of guy, honestly. Using others to get ahead is something that I’ve often done. But Nathaniel Havok is the only reason I’m here! Jeff overlooked me, and then Nathaniel came along. Now he’s my ticket. No thanks to Jeff, but a hell of a lot of thanks to the Enforcer of Sorrow! I get the chance to throw that into the face of the APW owner, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do!
Helena gathers a smirk on her face before Chaz can even finish his sentence.
Chaz: But how in the hell am I going to do this, with two worthless tag team partners?
Helena: You’ll find a way, I know you will.
Chaz: Believe me, babe. Sunday Night Asylum will soon be my show! Regardless of the outcome this week, the fact is that Nathaniel Havok brought me into the fold with one thing in mind, and that is domination! Giving me a chance to take over Asylum, while he continues his takeover on Overdrive! The two of us, along with our growing corporation? We’re going to be unstoppable!
Chaz’s calm demeanor is quickly overtaken by his once again annoyance of the thought of tag team partners.
Chaz: Haze and Young are just going to have to learn, that the best thing they could do is stay the hell out of my way! For that matter, they should be thanking their lucky stars that they’re even getting the chance to tag with me to begin with! They may not know it now, but they’re going to be tagging with the best damn thing to happen to this business since the retirement of Branden Harvey! And trust me, his retirement did a whole hell of a lot for this business!
After a semi-humorous moment, Chaz focuses on the true task at hand.
Chaz: I’ll take on all five of them, if I have to. If it comes down to it, I’ll do what I’ve got to do. Plain and simple, to me, this is every man for himself. It’s just like life, survival of the fittest. My partners are nowhere near the fittest of APW, so from now until Sunday night, I’m going to look at this as a 3 on 1 handicap match. Do you know what that means?
Out of the corner of the room, the deep British accent of Brody Joseph can be heard…
Brody: It means that you’re gonna have tah’ bust your ass bruddah, that’s what it means.
Disgusted by the sound of Brody’s voice, Helena turns to his direction with an attitude. She rolls her eyes and kisses Chaz on the cheek, before walking past Brody on her way out. The scowl on her face could tell a story, all by itself. Shaking it off, Brody walks up and shakes the hand of his employer.
Brody: So what yah’ say, mate? Let’s get this started!
Chaz: Fine with me, just give me a minute.
Brody: Good by me, mate. Just hurry it up, would-yah’? If you’re gonna carry this team, you’re gonna need to be at your best. Now, that’s where I come in. So let’s go.
Chaz: It’s bullshit! But I’ll tell you what, I want to get my hands around the neck of that little cunt!
Confused, Brody can’t help but ask…
Brody: Who?
Chaz: Arcadia, who else? She’s a champion, and she’s going to be my main target!
Brody: Oy’, mate! You need tah’ be focusing on all of them! Phil Atken, and Tommy Knoxville too!
Chaz: Brody, who the fuck are they?
Brody: You kidding me?
Chaz: No, I’m God damn serious! Everyone in this match has a track record! Aside from me and Katrina, the track record of all the others is a losing one! So I ask you again, who the fuck are they? It’s simple, Brody! Bitch-slapping these boys around is going to be as easy as their girlfriends are, with a few shots of tequila in them! Arcadia is the one I want! Not because she’s a broad, but because she’s a champion! Being a champion in Action Packed Wrestling, means that you set the standard for competition! If I’ve learned anything from Nathaniel Havok thus far, that would be the most important! As long as JaMarcus Haze and Adam Young stay outside on the ring apron, I should have no problem getting the job done! If I have it my way, it’s going to be her that I finish! I’ll beat Knoxville and Atken to bloody fucking pulps if I have to, but eventually I’ll get to her! I only know how to do things one way, and in Chaz Dillinger style, I’m going to pin the APW Anarchy Champion. You can bet your ass, and you can bet your bottom dollar.
Brody begins to chuckle, supporting his boss to the fullest.
Brody: That’s what I like to hear! But yah’ need to get ready, if that’s what you plan on doing. Like yah’ said, she’s a champion. It’s my job to get yah’ ready, and that’s what I’m going to do.
Chaz: Oh trust me, I’ll be ready. It’s up to me to get the job done, everybody already knows that. Regardless of who’s going to be in my corner, it’s all up to me. Maybe the way to look at it is, I’ve got a team of so-called “veterans” on my shoulders, and I haven’t even wrestled a single match yet! I can do this, I know I can! If Reginald and Jeff knew what they had in me, I’d already be in the main event! I shouldn’t even be in this match! But I’ll take what I’m given, for now. But soon, I’ll be calling all the shots! Soon, I’ll have the stroke around the Asylum locker-room. I’m going to leave everybody in this match behind. Soon, the entire wrestling world is going to take notice! My corporation is the best thing to ever happen to Action Packed Wrestling! I’m going to bring class to that failing organization! Instead of making me carry a couple of jobbers, they should be handing me Jason Kash on a silver platter. But I’ll let them be blind, for the time being. Eventually though, they’ll have no choice but to sing my praises!
Brody: Of course they will! And with a little work, we can fine-tune every last skill in your arsenal!
Chaz: Damn right we can, and that’s exactly what we’re going to do.
Brody: Okay, then why yah’ stallin’?
Chaz: I’m not stalling, Brody. I’m just getting myself prepared. This is an uphill climb for me, and it’s a climb that I need to overcome. Action Packed Wrestling will soon learn that they’re witnessing history in the making! Someday, Chaz Dillinger will be the face of the professional wrestling business! I’ve got a plan, and I’m going to succeed. Fuck Haze, and fuck Young! I know that I’ve got to do this on my own, and that’s what I’m prepared to do. So, no more stalling. Let’s get to work.
Brody claps his hands together, ready to put Chaz through some brutal workout routines. The two make their way out of Chaz’s office, on their way to his personal gym to begin training.
