Post by reginald on Nov 21, 2011 1:34:14 GMT -4
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Ida Marie’s “Bad Karma” blares over the speakers as APW Asylum hits the airwaves. The Toronto crowd is on their feet as the fireworks shoot from the stage, and lights flash about the arena. As the pyrotechnics come to a close, the camera pans the arena, showing off the signs in the crowd. There’s a few “Jason Kash 4:20” signs, as well as a bunch of Arcadia signs. One guy has a sign cut out into the shape of a bowler hat supporting Mike Morrison.
Nailz: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to APW Asylum on the Food Network! I am Russ T. Nailz, alongside Steve Beckett, and we have a huge night of Asylum action in store!
Beckett: That we do, partner! The APW Tap Out Championship will be contested tonight in a return match from One Night in Hell, as Kate Horton defends the strap against the former champ, “True Brit” Johnny Brown!
Nailz: And in our main event, Rico Casteel faces off against Jason Kash in a Non-Title Match! That should be a huge match, but we’re also starting off with a bang with a Six-Person Elimination Tag Team Match!
The strobe lights pulse as Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti stands at the “stage entrance”, posing for the crowd, joined by “The Unfortunate” Phil Atken and Tommy Knoxville. Tommy looks none to happy to be there, while Arcadia and Phil play up to the fans.
Stenfelder: Making their way to the ring first, the team of Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti, “The Unfortunate” Phil Atken, and Tommy Knoxville!
Nailz: This Six Person Tag Match is a huge opportunity for all involved to show what they’ve got and make a statement, especially considering that it’s Elimination style!
Beckett: The Elimination Rules means that nobody can just rely on their partners to skate through this one! It’ll separate the men from the boys, or in Arcadia’s case, the girls from the women!
Nailz: Well considering that she’s the only woman in the match, it would be separating the girl from the woman. No need for pluralizing there.
Arcadia jogs up to the ring apron in her black with silver luchadora costume and mask, with Atken picking up his pace as well. Tommy, on the other hand, takes his time getting to the ring. The Hardcora Luchadora grabs the top rope and slingshots herself into the ring with flare. She looks at the crowd, shrugs lightly and brushes some invisible speck of dirt off of her shoulder. Atken just stands there, looking slightly lost, while Knoxville continues to be a grump. He snatches the mic from Adam Stenfelder.
Knoxville: Before this joke of a match gets started, I have something I want to say! Less than a month ago, I main evented One Night in Hell by participating in the Elimination Chamber Match! And now, I’m stuck in some meaningless match with no discernable direction or point. I don’t even get my own entrance for Christ’s sake! I’m bigger than this match, and I’m bigger than Asylum! I say screw this match, I’m going home!
Knoxville tosses the mic to the mat and exits the ring, leaving Atkin and Arcadia just standing there, looking peeved off.
Nailz: What’s Knoxville’s problem!? He’s just walking out on the match!
Beckett: If he thinks he hasn’t gotten an opportunity here on Asylum, that’s his business. But like he said, he was just in the main event not too long ago! I don’t know about any bigger opportunity than that!
Nailz: Well, are Arcadia and Phil Atken just going to have wrestle this match Handicapped?
Beckett: I guess so!
Left in the ring with just one tag partner, realizing that she was now participating in a Handicapped Match, Arcadia looks to Phil Atken with an eyebrow raised.
Phil Atken: So it’s just us two dogs then?
Arcadia: If you stick your tongue anywhere near me, I swear to all that is unholy, I will cut it out of your head.
Atken frowns and sticks his tongue out, crossing his eyes to look at it thoughtfully.
She pulls out a butterfly knife from her boot and ice picks it open, brandishing it at her side for him to see.
Arcadia: Trust me, it’s not worth the risk.
Akten sighs and pulls his tongue back in his mouth.
Phil Atken: Well there go my plans for the after party.
Arcadia sneers in disgust.
Arcadia: Let’s just pin these guys and get this over with.
He nods and hands her a business card that says PHIL ATKEN: WINNER
Phil Atken: Right then, I suppose we got off on the wrong foot. Which would be the left one. Because your right foot can’t be the wrong foot, that would just be oxymoronic and nonsensical. Regardless, I just bought these business cards, and discount or no, I don’t want to have to go changing them now. Let’s win this.
Arcadia: Whatever, guy.
As Arcadia puts the mic down, “Fulfillment Time,” by Smokie Benz and Tony Tuff, hits the speakers as red, yellow, and green lights fill the arena. The “Jamaican Gangster” JaMarcus Haze enters the arena with the Jamaican flag in hand and Damien Walker in toe. He’s joined by his tag team partners for the evening “The One” Adam Young, along with Carly, and Chaz Dillinger.
Stenfelder: And their opponents, the team of “The Jamaican Gangster” JaMarcus Haze, “The One” Adam Young, and Chaz Dillinger!
Nailz: This is an interesting development, seeing Damien Walker with JaMarcus Haze! Did Haze join the Red Shield Mafia?
Beckett: Either that or Walker is looking to diversify his holdings in this sport! I think the bigger story is that this is the debut match for both Adam Young and Chaz Dillinger! I’m eager to see these two in action!
The fans continue to boo as the trio reaches the ring, all three stepping in. The all raise their arms triumphantly, before glaring at their opponents. Adam Young calls for the mic, which is handed to him. The crowd is booing him like crazy.
Adam-I would expect nothing less from a bunch of losers who wished their parents had had a brain between them and moved to the United States.
The fans get even louder with their boos.
Adam-I'm not out here for you losers with your Molson beer and weak ass whiskey. I've come out here to let a so called APW superstar know he has been put on notice that I've come over to Aslyum to take any and everything he has. Kash your reign as champion shall end in 2012 at the hands of the man you like to call predictable. Well how predictable is me comeing out here on live TV and letting you know APW's avengeing saint is letting you know that your days are numbered and one day soon you will have to answer for your sins. So it shall be written and so it shall be done.
The ref directs everyone their respective corners, with Phil Atken and JaMarcus Haze starting the match. DING! DING! DING!
Haze charges at Atken, going for a Clothesline, but “The Unfortunate One” ducks it and rolls him up from behind with a school boy, 1
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3! DING! DING! DING!
Eliminated: JaMarcus Haze
Nailz: Holy moley, that was a surprise roll up right there!
Beckett: Just like that, we're down to two-on-two!
Young and Dillinger are shaking their heads on the apron, and after a moment, Dillinger enters the ring. He and Atken engage in some back and forth brawling before Dillinger takes Atken down with a Hip Toss! As Atken gets back up, Dillinger is quick to take him right back down with a Shoulder block! From here, Dillinger and Young take control of the match, making frequent tags, and isolating Atken in their corner for the better part of 10 minutes.
Beckett: This is tag team wrestling 101 here! Excellent work by the new comers!
Young has Atken trapped in the corner, choking him with his boot! The ref starts the five count, and Young lets up. As Atken stumbles out of the corner, Young hoists him up for the Gory Special! Atken screams out in pain as Young stretches his back and arms. The ref asks Atken if he gives, but Atken holds on! While Young still has Atken up, he calls for Dillinger to tag himself in, so Dillinger slaps Young on the shoulder, and steps in, kicking the suspeded Atken in the gut as Young drops him to the mat. Dillinger goes for the cover, 1
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Kick out from Atken! Dillinger pulls him up by the head, and gives him a Vertical Suplex before going for another cover, digging his forarm into the face of Phil Atken as he does so, 1
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Another kick out! Despite her aversion to tag matches, Arcadia starts to clap on the apron tyring to will her partner on. The fan join in the clapping, and as Dillinger pulls Atken up by the hair, Phil gives him some hard shots to the midsection before powering Dillinger up into a Spinebuster! Both men are down as it was a desperation move on the part of Atkin, and both begin to make the slow crawl to their respective corners!
Nailz: Atken needs to make the tag here if he is to have any hope of avoiding elimination real soon!
Beckett: Arcadia's chomping at the bit to get into this match up!
Both men reach their corner about the same time, and Atken makes the hot tag to Arcadia while Dillinger tags in Young! She comes in like a house of fire, taking Young down with a Running Dropkick before turning to Dillinger and Dropkicking him off the apron! She then turns to Young, and kicks him in the knee, bringing him down to one knee, allowing her to pull off the Sublimely Magnificent Jechtshot Mark 3, also known as a Corkscrew Shining Wizard! Atken hops off the apron to distract Dillinger on the outside as Arcadia climbs up to the top rope, walks out to the center of the ropes, facing out to the crowd. She dusts off the imaginary dirt from her shoudler before springboarding into a Moonsault, twisting into a 360 degree Swanton Bomb! She hooks both legs, 1
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3! DING! DING! DING!
Eliminated: Adam Young
On the outside, Dillinger shoves Atken hard into the barricade, and slides back into the ring, pounding Arcadia down before she can get up from the pinfall. He begins to physically overpower her, using his vast array of Suplexes to try and wear her down. In a misguided effort to try and help, Atken enters the ring with a chair and tries to blast Dillinger from behind, but he misses and clocks Arcadia instead, drawing a disqualification! DING! DING! DING!
Eliminated: Phil Atken
Nailz: The Unfortunate Phil Atken just got himself disqualified!
Beckett: Do you think he forgot that the Extreme Rules were just for last week!?
Atken argues with the ref a bit but then shrugs his shoulders and leaves. Dillinger controls the match for about five minutes after this, but Arcadia eventually fights back! They continue to have a back and forth contest, and the finish comes at about the 30 minute mark into the match, where Arcadia has Dillinger down on the mat. She climbs up to the top rope, and walks out to the center of the ropes, looking to go for another Halo! However, Dillinger was playing possum! He shoots up and shoves her off the ropes, going face first into the barricade on the outside! Dillinger gives her no time to recover, sliding beneath the ropes and pulls up the protective mats at ringside, exposing the concrete below! He then pulls Arcadia up by the head, and delivers a brutal Powerbomb to the exposed concrete, leaving Arcadia lied out before rolling back into the ring himself! The ref starts the 10 count, and the fans are booing while Chaz Dillinger looks confident in the ring.
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
Nailz: Arcadia is out like a light!
Beckett: Did you see the way her head bounced off the concrete there!? She could have a concussion!
“4!”
“5!”
Arcadia begins to stir, while Dillinger tells the ref to count faster.
“6!”
“7!”
Arcadia is pushing herself up to all fours.
“8!”
Arcadia is almost to her feet!
“9!”
The Suicidal Champ just barely gets in! However, Dillinger is on her like stink on poo, pulling her up by the hair and delivering a Bridging Fisherman's Suplex, pinning her shoulders to the mat, 1
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3! DING! DING! DING!
Winner: Chaz Dillinger[/center]
The Rock version of “All About the Benjamins” begins to play as Chaz Dillinger raises his arms victoriously in the air. The fans boo him loudly, while Arcadia holds her head in pain.
Nailz: Holy smokes! What an impressive debut for Chaz Dillinger out her tonight, pinning the Suicidal Champion!
Beckett: It is impressive! Still, with partners like Tommy Knoxville, who flat out refused to wrestle here tonight, and Phil Atken, who made a huge mistake with that steel chair, Arcadia certainly didn't need enemies to take the pinfall defeat!
The fans continue to boo as the medical crew comes out to check Arcadia.
The scene live backstage as Yoko Misawa is boxing a dumpster and by the looks of it, He is winning as the dumpster is getting dented from his heavy handed punches...And it’s seems the “Human Tsunami” has trained while being on suspension as he is pretty toned and ripped show-casing a new six-pack...
Yoko stops for a second as he sees the APW cameras and begins to talk
Yoko: Hello APW...Are shocked to see me or better to hear me speak English and maybe if you were actually paying attention to the newest sensation in APW...Known as RSM T.V. then you would’ve realize that It’s nothing new...But onto other business, Chris Cyrus today will be forever remember in your heart as they day I stole you’re APW career and how I pissed on it without the slightest hesitation...So I want you to know what your dealing with, Because we even meet...
Yoko continues punching the dumpster and he is enjoying his self as he backs up & away from the dumpster as he gets into a 3 point stance...As he poses Yoko yells out a battle cry and runs towards the dumpster, as he levels it and knocks it over...
Yoko: That was nothing but a warm-up...The best part has yet to come...I begging you please bring everything you have, because it’s going to be a long night for you! And remember what I told you...If you try to run out on me or if you don’t get cleared for this match, I will find you and it will be a far worst embarrassing ass whipping than the one I plan to execute tonight...Cyrus you can’t run & you can’t hide...Prepare for Hell because I’m sending you straight back...
Ida Marie’s “Bad Karma” blares over the speakers as APW Asylum hits the airwaves. The Toronto crowd is on their feet as the fireworks shoot from the stage, and lights flash about the arena. As the pyrotechnics come to a close, the camera pans the arena, showing off the signs in the crowd. There’s a few “Jason Kash 4:20” signs, as well as a bunch of Arcadia signs. One guy has a sign cut out into the shape of a bowler hat supporting Mike Morrison.
Nailz: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to APW Asylum on the Food Network! I am Russ T. Nailz, alongside Steve Beckett, and we have a huge night of Asylum action in store!
Beckett: That we do, partner! The APW Tap Out Championship will be contested tonight in a return match from One Night in Hell, as Kate Horton defends the strap against the former champ, “True Brit” Johnny Brown!
Nailz: And in our main event, Rico Casteel faces off against Jason Kash in a Non-Title Match! That should be a huge match, but we’re also starting off with a bang with a Six-Person Elimination Tag Team Match!
The strobe lights pulse as Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti stands at the “stage entrance”, posing for the crowd, joined by “The Unfortunate” Phil Atken and Tommy Knoxville. Tommy looks none to happy to be there, while Arcadia and Phil play up to the fans.
Stenfelder: Making their way to the ring first, the team of Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti, “The Unfortunate” Phil Atken, and Tommy Knoxville!
Nailz: This Six Person Tag Match is a huge opportunity for all involved to show what they’ve got and make a statement, especially considering that it’s Elimination style!
Beckett: The Elimination Rules means that nobody can just rely on their partners to skate through this one! It’ll separate the men from the boys, or in Arcadia’s case, the girls from the women!
Nailz: Well considering that she’s the only woman in the match, it would be separating the girl from the woman. No need for pluralizing there.
Arcadia jogs up to the ring apron in her black with silver luchadora costume and mask, with Atken picking up his pace as well. Tommy, on the other hand, takes his time getting to the ring. The Hardcora Luchadora grabs the top rope and slingshots herself into the ring with flare. She looks at the crowd, shrugs lightly and brushes some invisible speck of dirt off of her shoulder. Atken just stands there, looking slightly lost, while Knoxville continues to be a grump. He snatches the mic from Adam Stenfelder.
Knoxville: Before this joke of a match gets started, I have something I want to say! Less than a month ago, I main evented One Night in Hell by participating in the Elimination Chamber Match! And now, I’m stuck in some meaningless match with no discernable direction or point. I don’t even get my own entrance for Christ’s sake! I’m bigger than this match, and I’m bigger than Asylum! I say screw this match, I’m going home!
Knoxville tosses the mic to the mat and exits the ring, leaving Atkin and Arcadia just standing there, looking peeved off.
Nailz: What’s Knoxville’s problem!? He’s just walking out on the match!
Beckett: If he thinks he hasn’t gotten an opportunity here on Asylum, that’s his business. But like he said, he was just in the main event not too long ago! I don’t know about any bigger opportunity than that!
Nailz: Well, are Arcadia and Phil Atken just going to have wrestle this match Handicapped?
Beckett: I guess so!
Left in the ring with just one tag partner, realizing that she was now participating in a Handicapped Match, Arcadia looks to Phil Atken with an eyebrow raised.
Phil Atken: So it’s just us two dogs then?
Arcadia: If you stick your tongue anywhere near me, I swear to all that is unholy, I will cut it out of your head.
Atken frowns and sticks his tongue out, crossing his eyes to look at it thoughtfully.
She pulls out a butterfly knife from her boot and ice picks it open, brandishing it at her side for him to see.
Arcadia: Trust me, it’s not worth the risk.
Akten sighs and pulls his tongue back in his mouth.
Phil Atken: Well there go my plans for the after party.
Arcadia sneers in disgust.
Arcadia: Let’s just pin these guys and get this over with.
He nods and hands her a business card that says PHIL ATKEN: WINNER
Phil Atken: Right then, I suppose we got off on the wrong foot. Which would be the left one. Because your right foot can’t be the wrong foot, that would just be oxymoronic and nonsensical. Regardless, I just bought these business cards, and discount or no, I don’t want to have to go changing them now. Let’s win this.
Arcadia: Whatever, guy.
As Arcadia puts the mic down, “Fulfillment Time,” by Smokie Benz and Tony Tuff, hits the speakers as red, yellow, and green lights fill the arena. The “Jamaican Gangster” JaMarcus Haze enters the arena with the Jamaican flag in hand and Damien Walker in toe. He’s joined by his tag team partners for the evening “The One” Adam Young, along with Carly, and Chaz Dillinger.
Stenfelder: And their opponents, the team of “The Jamaican Gangster” JaMarcus Haze, “The One” Adam Young, and Chaz Dillinger!
Nailz: This is an interesting development, seeing Damien Walker with JaMarcus Haze! Did Haze join the Red Shield Mafia?
Beckett: Either that or Walker is looking to diversify his holdings in this sport! I think the bigger story is that this is the debut match for both Adam Young and Chaz Dillinger! I’m eager to see these two in action!
The fans continue to boo as the trio reaches the ring, all three stepping in. The all raise their arms triumphantly, before glaring at their opponents. Adam Young calls for the mic, which is handed to him. The crowd is booing him like crazy.
Adam-I would expect nothing less from a bunch of losers who wished their parents had had a brain between them and moved to the United States.
The fans get even louder with their boos.
Adam-I'm not out here for you losers with your Molson beer and weak ass whiskey. I've come out here to let a so called APW superstar know he has been put on notice that I've come over to Aslyum to take any and everything he has. Kash your reign as champion shall end in 2012 at the hands of the man you like to call predictable. Well how predictable is me comeing out here on live TV and letting you know APW's avengeing saint is letting you know that your days are numbered and one day soon you will have to answer for your sins. So it shall be written and so it shall be done.
The ref directs everyone their respective corners, with Phil Atken and JaMarcus Haze starting the match. DING! DING! DING!
JaMarcus Haze, Adam Young, & Chaz Dillinger vs. Phil Atken & Arcadia
[/u]Haze charges at Atken, going for a Clothesline, but “The Unfortunate One” ducks it and rolls him up from behind with a school boy, 1
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3! DING! DING! DING!
Eliminated: JaMarcus Haze
Nailz: Holy moley, that was a surprise roll up right there!
Beckett: Just like that, we're down to two-on-two!
Young and Dillinger are shaking their heads on the apron, and after a moment, Dillinger enters the ring. He and Atken engage in some back and forth brawling before Dillinger takes Atken down with a Hip Toss! As Atken gets back up, Dillinger is quick to take him right back down with a Shoulder block! From here, Dillinger and Young take control of the match, making frequent tags, and isolating Atken in their corner for the better part of 10 minutes.
Beckett: This is tag team wrestling 101 here! Excellent work by the new comers!
Young has Atken trapped in the corner, choking him with his boot! The ref starts the five count, and Young lets up. As Atken stumbles out of the corner, Young hoists him up for the Gory Special! Atken screams out in pain as Young stretches his back and arms. The ref asks Atken if he gives, but Atken holds on! While Young still has Atken up, he calls for Dillinger to tag himself in, so Dillinger slaps Young on the shoulder, and steps in, kicking the suspeded Atken in the gut as Young drops him to the mat. Dillinger goes for the cover, 1
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Kick out from Atken! Dillinger pulls him up by the head, and gives him a Vertical Suplex before going for another cover, digging his forarm into the face of Phil Atken as he does so, 1
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Another kick out! Despite her aversion to tag matches, Arcadia starts to clap on the apron tyring to will her partner on. The fan join in the clapping, and as Dillinger pulls Atken up by the hair, Phil gives him some hard shots to the midsection before powering Dillinger up into a Spinebuster! Both men are down as it was a desperation move on the part of Atkin, and both begin to make the slow crawl to their respective corners!
Nailz: Atken needs to make the tag here if he is to have any hope of avoiding elimination real soon!
Beckett: Arcadia's chomping at the bit to get into this match up!
Both men reach their corner about the same time, and Atken makes the hot tag to Arcadia while Dillinger tags in Young! She comes in like a house of fire, taking Young down with a Running Dropkick before turning to Dillinger and Dropkicking him off the apron! She then turns to Young, and kicks him in the knee, bringing him down to one knee, allowing her to pull off the Sublimely Magnificent Jechtshot Mark 3, also known as a Corkscrew Shining Wizard! Atken hops off the apron to distract Dillinger on the outside as Arcadia climbs up to the top rope, walks out to the center of the ropes, facing out to the crowd. She dusts off the imaginary dirt from her shoudler before springboarding into a Moonsault, twisting into a 360 degree Swanton Bomb! She hooks both legs, 1
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3! DING! DING! DING!
Eliminated: Adam Young
On the outside, Dillinger shoves Atken hard into the barricade, and slides back into the ring, pounding Arcadia down before she can get up from the pinfall. He begins to physically overpower her, using his vast array of Suplexes to try and wear her down. In a misguided effort to try and help, Atken enters the ring with a chair and tries to blast Dillinger from behind, but he misses and clocks Arcadia instead, drawing a disqualification! DING! DING! DING!
Eliminated: Phil Atken
Nailz: The Unfortunate Phil Atken just got himself disqualified!
Beckett: Do you think he forgot that the Extreme Rules were just for last week!?
Atken argues with the ref a bit but then shrugs his shoulders and leaves. Dillinger controls the match for about five minutes after this, but Arcadia eventually fights back! They continue to have a back and forth contest, and the finish comes at about the 30 minute mark into the match, where Arcadia has Dillinger down on the mat. She climbs up to the top rope, and walks out to the center of the ropes, looking to go for another Halo! However, Dillinger was playing possum! He shoots up and shoves her off the ropes, going face first into the barricade on the outside! Dillinger gives her no time to recover, sliding beneath the ropes and pulls up the protective mats at ringside, exposing the concrete below! He then pulls Arcadia up by the head, and delivers a brutal Powerbomb to the exposed concrete, leaving Arcadia lied out before rolling back into the ring himself! The ref starts the 10 count, and the fans are booing while Chaz Dillinger looks confident in the ring.
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
Nailz: Arcadia is out like a light!
Beckett: Did you see the way her head bounced off the concrete there!? She could have a concussion!
“4!”
“5!”
Arcadia begins to stir, while Dillinger tells the ref to count faster.
“6!”
“7!”
Arcadia is pushing herself up to all fours.
“8!”
Arcadia is almost to her feet!
“9!”
The Suicidal Champ just barely gets in! However, Dillinger is on her like stink on poo, pulling her up by the hair and delivering a Bridging Fisherman's Suplex, pinning her shoulders to the mat, 1
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3! DING! DING! DING!
Winner: Chaz Dillinger[/center]
The Rock version of “All About the Benjamins” begins to play as Chaz Dillinger raises his arms victoriously in the air. The fans boo him loudly, while Arcadia holds her head in pain.
Nailz: Holy smokes! What an impressive debut for Chaz Dillinger out her tonight, pinning the Suicidal Champion!
Beckett: It is impressive! Still, with partners like Tommy Knoxville, who flat out refused to wrestle here tonight, and Phil Atken, who made a huge mistake with that steel chair, Arcadia certainly didn't need enemies to take the pinfall defeat!
The fans continue to boo as the medical crew comes out to check Arcadia.
The scene live backstage as Yoko Misawa is boxing a dumpster and by the looks of it, He is winning as the dumpster is getting dented from his heavy handed punches...And it’s seems the “Human Tsunami” has trained while being on suspension as he is pretty toned and ripped show-casing a new six-pack...
Yoko stops for a second as he sees the APW cameras and begins to talk
Yoko: Hello APW...Are shocked to see me or better to hear me speak English and maybe if you were actually paying attention to the newest sensation in APW...Known as RSM T.V. then you would’ve realize that It’s nothing new...But onto other business, Chris Cyrus today will be forever remember in your heart as they day I stole you’re APW career and how I pissed on it without the slightest hesitation...So I want you to know what your dealing with, Because we even meet...
Yoko continues punching the dumpster and he is enjoying his self as he backs up & away from the dumpster as he gets into a 3 point stance...As he poses Yoko yells out a battle cry and runs towards the dumpster, as he levels it and knocks it over...
Yoko: That was nothing but a warm-up...The best part has yet to come...I begging you please bring everything you have, because it’s going to be a long night for you! And remember what I told you...If you try to run out on me or if you don’t get cleared for this match, I will find you and it will be a far worst embarrassing ass whipping than the one I plan to execute tonight...Cyrus you can’t run & you can’t hide...Prepare for Hell because I’m sending you straight back...