Post by The Main Attraction on Dec 4, 2011 18:04:38 GMT -4
December 3rd 2011 3:35 PM
Vancouver, Canada
Yoko’s Hotel Room
*The scene opens as R.S.M T.V. is live & ready to go, as the one & only “Human Tsunami” Yoko Misawa is walking back & forth in his bath robe as it seems that something is heavy on his mind...Yoko stops and turns the camera as he sits on the edge of his bed and talks*
Yoko: (Yoko rubbing his beard) For the last few weeks, I’ve been trying to come up with a creative & new way of explaining my lost to Chris Cyrus but I ended with the only best option of doing this...And it’s simple really I don’t have to explain it, Nor will I relish in it...See I went out their and I dominated from the get-go until...I was a unloading on Cyrus so hard that it had his whore for a momma quaking & actually caring his well being...See I didn’t have to win that match...I didn’t have to pin him and make him submit in order to win, All I really had to do was re-insert my dominance and I did just that, and post match maybe it wasn’t call for, but who gives a damn It felt great and I would do all over again...No moving on from there because simply my mind is on bigger things and because it is, I have to keep moving forward...And hey maybe some of you are saying I ducking Chris Cyrus but let’s be honest...He has his hands full now with Blade back...So I wouldn’t worry about him any time soon...
(Yoko begins laughing and continues talking)
Yoko: Now moving on...There are two things I have on my list next...Well actually 3 things...1st being ending Arcadia’s career and 2nd is winning my 1st championship in APW...3rd being the actual 1st thing I need to do which is make a otter ass out of “The Resident Cum Stain” known otherwise as Adam Young...Oh how I loathe you’re rants of self-denial and constant meaningless bullshit...If I had a shotgun on me I would just blast you on live T.V. in that ring and allow the world the joy of knowing that your gone...If I have to hear another rant about you coming back and being “Better Than Ever” I might will just to end you’re career...I won’t hold back on you, just because your retarded...And I won’t allow you to destroy...The great names of Wrestling which would include the Hart Family...and I’ll be damn if you dirty the name of the “Late Great” Owen Hart...Because I won’t allow it nether...So for you’re many accounts of idiotic rants against the sport of pro wrestling as a whole...I will have to bury you in that ring...And I will make a example out of you, That may be cliché to some of you but it’s the truth period...I don’t need back-up from the rest of the RSM because I am the back-up...I’m the Enforcer and you will never be anywhere near the level we are...Why because you’re the “Resident Cum Stain” which means for remedial people at home...That he is a mistake and shouldn’t never been born...You are the reason why 16 & pregnant exist...You’re the reason why No child left behind was enforced...You the reason why ADD & ADHD has hit the American society so hard...And not to be a showboat but I wasn’t in a semi-pro Japanese promotion, I was in a major promotion and I was the cream of the crop, the only reason I’m not there now is because I want to be internationally known for my carnage...
(Yoko rising up on his feet as he looks deep into the camera)
Yoko: I hope you are watching this right now Adam Young...Because you managed to do something that’s not normally done to me...And that was piss me off...I mean it’s a common misconception about me, that I’m always angry but in reality I couldn’t be more of a nice guy but once I’m in that ring it’s all business, and see you have to understand why I’m pissed...I’m offended by the racist remarks you had against not only my fellow Japanese brethren but also minorities period...And it’s sickens me that you think that you’re not going to be paying for the remarks...Call me a bully, He call me animal but I how ever warn the next time...You make mention of my race around me, I will have no other choice but to snap you in half...Our match will be a slaughterhouse and nothing but a preview for the title match for the pay per view...So listen here gay boy...You and black nail polish will driven so hard into the mat with my bare hands it will not even be funny...I’m dead serious on beating and I’m dead serious on making Arcadia, cringe from the violence...I am the “Human Tsunami” and I will make you a mere memory...So Adam Young, Be prepared because...The pain is coming!
