APW Asylum 12/4- Vancouver, Canada

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Ida Marie's “Bad Kharma” blares over the speakers as a pyrotechnics display goes off on the stage, drawing loud cheers from the fans. As the fireworks come to the close, the camera pans the crowd, and folks have their signs hoisted high. There are numerous “Jason Kash 4:20” signs, a ton of Arcadia signs, and a couple of fans are dressed as “The Unfortunate” Phil Atken. A few fans in the front have a series of signs that spell out “CYRUS!”

Nailz: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to APW Asylum on the Food Network! We're here live in Vancouver, Canada, for the final Asylum before Christmas Chaos!

Beckett: We got a huge night of action in store! Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti takes on Chaz Dillinger in an Xtreme Rules Match!

Nailz: Also, Chris Cyrus hosts the inagural edition of his talk show “Simply Awesome!”

Beckett: And in our Main Event, Rico Casteel and Mike Morrison take on Jason Kash and Manhattan White in Tag Team Action! We know that Casteel and Morrison are both on the same page, but Kash and Manhattan are opponents in two weeks at Christmas Chaos!

Nailz: Don't forget, Casteel is in that match as well! Let's send it to Adam Stenfelder int the ring for our first match!

Stenfelder: This is the Opening Contest of the Evening! First introducing from Glasgow, Scotland, he is "THE UNFORTUNATE!!" PHHILLLL ATTTTKEENNNNSS!!!!

'Heavyweight Champion of the World' begins to play and out from the back steps Phil Atken, sparkly black robe and all. He heads towards the ring, shaking the hands of anyone who acknowledges him as he goes. Atken jumps up onto the apron, raising his hand up in hope of some kind of reaction the steps into the ring, taking his place in the corner.

Nailz: Phil Atken is a surprisingly entertaining man, I've been very impressed with him on Asylum!

Beckett: Yes I agree all the way Nailz! Atkens has been a pleasure to see on the Food Network!!

Stenfelder: And his opponent...Coming to us from...oh, Just Jamacia!! "The Jamacian Gangster" JAMARRCUSS HAAAZZZEE!!!

Red, yellow and green lights fill the arena. The "Jamaican Gangster" walks out with a lit cigar in one hand and a Jamaican flag in the other, followed by Red Shield Mafia manager Damien Walker. He walks with an affected swagger to his step almost as if he had a broken ankle. His dreads flap around as he struts toward the ring.

Beckett: Did Stenfelder say "Just Jamacia"?

Nailz: Haha, I think so...

Beckett: Hmmm..Since joining Red Sheild Mafia or at least being Affiliated enough to have Damien Walker out here tonight, JaMarcus Haze has been...

Nailz: MIA from his Mindset. The guy has outright been the Jobber of Jobbers his last few matches and I believe it's RSM's doing. Once you go RSM, Success will not take you back!

Beckett: Hahaha...let's get on with this Opening Bout! Haha...

”The Unfortunate” Phil Atkens vs. “The Jamaican Gangster” JaMarcus Haze

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The bell rings and JaMarcus Haze flies across the ring to dominante. However Phil Atkens stops him with a quick kick to the gut and Haze is bent over and breathing awfully hard. Atkens tosses Haze into the corner post and stands him up straight and begins laying into the self proclaimed "Jamacian Gangster" with hard, solid shots to the dome. Haze ducks a punch and is able to get out of the corner. They lock up and Haze walks Atkens back against the ropes and drives a knee up into his gut before tosses Atkens with a overhead hip toss. Atkens bounces back up and Haze goes on the attack, lifting knee following by some rapid elbows to the forehead and face of Phil Atkens. JaMarcus Haze whips Atkens across the ring, he springs his back against the giving ropes and comes back with stride towards Haze. JaMarcus goes to hit Atkens with a Dropkick but "The Unfortunate" drops down onto the mat like he is going to do a Push up and Haze crash and burns into the mat. As JaMarcus Haze gets up, Phil Atkens is right up behind him with a school boy and the pin attempt.

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Beckett: That was close! Atkens taking advantage of The Jamacian Gangster!

Nailz: JaMarcus Haze is having a hard time carrying the RSM Fame...

JaMarcus Haze gets up in a rush and hurries at Phil Atkens who ducks a Clothesline. Haze spins around and is caught with a Spinebuster from Phil Atkens. The fans jump to their feet as the opening match gave us a beautiful spinebuster. Atkens mounts Haze and begins to plow into him with rights and lefts like a crime was committed. Haze has his hands up, blocking each shot as best he can but a few get through and split Haze's lip. A trickle of blood forms against the white of his bottom teeth. Phil Atkens gets off his opponent and pulls Haze to his feet as well. Atkens locks him into a DDT but Haze lifts and places Atkens up on the top turnbuckle. Atkens is surprised with a few short shots to the stomach and Haze pulls away and clobbers Phil Atkens with a hard and Superkick, slumping Atkens on the top rope.

JaMarcus Haze climbs the turnbuckle in front of Atkens but Phil Atkens shoves him with all his might, sending JaMarcus Haze flying off the top ropes backwards and flipping backwards onto the canvas. Haze tries to get up, he crawls to the ropes to use them as support. Atkens gets his balance on the top rope and looks down at Haze as Haze flops over the bottom rope nearby. Atkens waits, bides his time as Haze catches his breath and staggers back up to his feet. Atkens is ready and leaps off the top but lands on the canvas with his feet below him. Quickly he grabs down and pulls Haze's feet out from under him and Phil Atkens slaps on his signature Figure Four submission. The crowd begins "Wooo" chants in respects to the old school of the move as the referee checks on Haze. JaMarcus Haze struggles, trying to escape but can't and is forced to tap as his fate has been sealed!! The referee calls for the bell as Haze continues to tap.

Winner: “The Unfortunate” Phil Atkens[/center]

Stenfelder: Here is your winner, via submission, Phil Atkens!

Phil Atkens releases the hold and gets to his feet to celebrate his victory. The referee raises his arm and he raises his free arm and turns to see all the fans of the arena. His music plays throughout the arena.

An older man is walking through the backstage area. He is walking with a cane. He seems to be walking towards the office of Reginald Schmidt, which is at the end of the hall.

In the middle of the hall is Jason Kash. The man walks up to Jason Kash, who has his back turned.

Man: Hello, Jason. It has been a few months, hasn't it?

Jason Kash turns around and smiles when he sees who is talking to him.

Kash: Yeah, man. It is good to see you. How are you doing?

Man: I am good. I watched your World Heavyweight Championship Match at One Night in Hell. I never expected you to walk out of the Elimination Chamber with the title. But it was a welcome surprise.

Kash: I absolutely loved it. It was the greatest accomplishment of my entire career. And I plan on holding the title for a very long time.

Man: That is awesome, my friend. Would you like to get high?

Kash: Maybe after the show. I do not get high twenty four hours before a match.

Man: Really? Why is that? I had always assumed you smoke as much as you can.

Kash: I do if I do not have a match coming up. It mellows me out too much to smoke before a match and I would not be able to successfully compete. Without weed, I get angry and am ready to tear somebody apart.

Man: I see. So, if I wanted to beat you in a match, I would just have to spike your food with pot?

Jason Kash laughs.

Kash: Ha ha. Yeah. That is all it would take.

Jason Kash continues to laugh before stopping.

Man: Good to know.

Jason Kash smiles.

Kash: Actually, I am better than that. I would find a way to shake it off and kick your old ass.

Man: You never know. I have much more experience than you. Much, much more.

Kash: That is okay. I am better than you anyway. I know it and you know it.

The older man smiles.

Man: We will find out for ourselves someday, will we not?

Kash: Maybe we will. You know, if I want to wrestle in a Bingo Hall. What are you doing here, anyway? Are you interviewing for Janitor?

Man: I have been hired. I should be debuting soon. I simply need to speak to Reginald and I will be out of your hair.

Jason Kash is shocked.

You mean Terry Lee Richards has finally hit the big time?

Finally the name of the man is revealed.

Richards: Yep. I will see you in the ring. And that title of yours is going to be mine very soon.

Jason Kash smiles.

Kash: Good luck. Because, if you step in the ring with me, you are going to need it.

Terry Lee Richards smiles and walks, limping into his cane, towards Reginald's office.

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Stenfelder: The following Match is Scheduled for One Fall! Introducing first, from Abilene, Texas, weighing in at 250 pounds, “The One” Adam Young!

"Wannabe" by Staind starts playing as smoke fills the entranceway. Out steps Adam Young wearing a white "The One" t-shirt and shades. Carly is right beside him in a hot pink "The One" tank top and jeans. He walks towards the ring paying no attention to the fans boooing and throwing trash at him. He climbs into the ring and gives the crowd a double bird. He peels the shades off and hands them to the ref. He motions for the opponet to step back as he disrobes. He kneels down on his left knee and does a Roman Catholic cross across his face and chest. He stands up and sprays black mist towards the middle of the ring. Carly walks over and kisses Adam on the cheek.

Stenfelder: And his opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 330 pounds, he is a member of the Red Shield Mafia, “The Human Tsunami” Yoko Misawa!

The sound of "Here Comes The Pain" goes off through the arena as Yoko is being led by Damien Walker, As Yoko is wearing a Ric Flair type robe, and is emotionless as he swiftly moves through the crowd hands and climbs over the top rope before disrobing himself as he takes a knee in a corner

Nailz: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Consession Stands ARE IN FACT Open throughout the entire evening...Like they are open now as well...You going Beckett?

Beckett: And miss this match? Actually, okay I'll go. What do you want?

Nailz: Hotdog, Soda and some Popcorn! Main Event is gonna ROCK!

Beckett: I'll be back folks!

Yoko Misawa vs. “The One” Adam Young

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As the bell dings and the fans in the front row watch as Steve Beckett leaves ringside and heads into the back leaving Russ T. Nailz alone at ringside. Adam Young looks very tactical in his approach going into this match. He wants badly to be in line for a Title Shot and can prove here that he truly belongs. Yoko Misawa comes in like a bear hunting a rabbit and bulldogs the shit out of Adam Young. Young throws a few outside leg kicks to the thighs of Misawa but to no avail. Yoko lifts and tosses Young into the ropes and crushes him with a vicious clothesline, putting "The One" on his back in dominating fashion.

Nailz: Ohhh! Misawa with the 'ucked em up on Adam Young! See, I can do this gig alone. Who needs Beckett? Yoko Misawa and Adam Young both trying to place their names in the running for the future of Asylum. Boring match in general but it's Asylum and that usually means bloodshed!! YEAHH BABBY!!

Yoko Misawa whips Adam Young across the ring but Young baseball slides half way across and dips outside of the ring. The referee begins to start the count out and Adam Young takes his time. He mouths off some things at both Yoko Misawa and Damien Walker who was making his way closer to Young on the outside. Finally Adam Young climbs up the steel steps and steps through the ropes only after Misawa steps back and allows him a safe entry.

With Young in one corner and Misawa across from him, both staring right at each other with competition in their eyes. The referee yells, asking them both to get on with the action. Young runs, Misawa runs and they seem to move in slow motion as the fans watch them pace at each other with full force of their power behind them. Misawa ducks down and leaps off his feet with a Spear and Adam Young leaps up with a Lifting Knee and both men connect, both of them collide. They both end up smashed and unconscious on the ring mat. The referee isn't sure what to do but then notices one of Yoko's arms over Young's chest. He drops down and makes the count..

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Winner: Yoko Misawa[/center]

Stenfelder: Here is your winner, via pinfall, Yoko Misawa!

Nailz: BRILLIANT!! We've just experience a DOUBLE KNOCKOUT!! Both men fighting to make a name for themselves and now both men have a Highlight Reel Knockout! I think Young's knee caught Misawa and then was pushed up into his own face cause of the spear and knocked himself out as well...This is Professional Wrestling folks and here on Asylum, that comes with a Special Kind of Talent! Oh! Here come my Popcorn and Soda!!

Beckett: Reginald said no Snacks at ringside..He also said no more Doobie Snacks...

Yoko's eyes are glazed over as he sits up and leaves the ring under his own power. Carly slides intot he ring to check on Adam Young, and helps him up. As he comes to, he holds the back of his head in pain as Yoko's music continues to play.

The scene opens up backstage in the locker room of Rico Casteel. Here, the former champion can be seen pacing back and forth, his hands clasped together behind his back, a smile on his face.

"Jason, I'm sure you realize how much trouble you're in. Not only are you fighting in a match this week that you can not win, against two men that would love nothing more than to take off your head, but you are also a few weeks away from being put through the ultimate test of pain.

"Sure, you mocked me when I ran the Asylum, when it was my kingdom, and that was your first mistake. Your second? Thinking you were worthy of holding that title. Thinking that you being named the World Heavyweight champion actually made people take note.

"Pathetic."

He stops pacing and turns to face the camera.

"You managed to win the Elimination Chamber only losing your two front teeth, and you now hold my title. But at Christmas Chaos, the roles will be reversed. This time, you will be the loser and I, the victor. And then once that happens, each and everyone will realize that you are nothing more than a transition between two reigns of Rico Casteel. That you are nothing more than a wanna be champion.

"That you are nothing more than a joke.

"And don't even get me started on Manhattan White. The man who wants to play by the rules, yet willingly jumps the line when he sees fit. You, of all people, should know that this match at Christmas Chaos should be between me and Kash. It would be a singles match so that I could win back my title. Not to worry though, because I still plan on winning the title, with or without you inside of the ring.

"Then, we can all witness as yet another kingdom is raised. Another reign is established, and more pissants like the two of you are dealt ultimate blows.

"And everyone WILL take notice.

"There will be no more attempts to screw me over, Reginald. There will be no more hurdles thrown in my way. You started when you forced me to use my title shot opportunity that I earned at Rasslemania in a match with one other man and my own title on the line. Then, you put me in that chamber to cost me the title. Now?

"You're efforts are going to come up short.

"The Loose Cannon will prevail.

"The Martyrs of Madness will stand tall.

"And everyone else will bow before us."

The scene then fades out.

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Backstage in the Parking Lot of the Arena you can see the APW World Heavyweight Champion, Jason Kash. He is still in his street clothes and has a Football (American) in his hands and he is playing catch with a Special Needs Adult. Some might recognize the man but most of APW wouldn't. His name is "Spessal" and he is a long term friend of Jason Kash's from back in the day. On occasion Spessal comes to a live show to watch and visit the other talent backstage and Spessal LOVES Professional Wrestling. Kash and Spessal connected because Spessal is the first Special Needs person Kash has ever heard of that smokes weed. Alot of drool but lots of fun and laughs. They are tossing the ball back and forth and their conversation comes in midway through as the cameras finally pick it up.

Jason Kash: How you liking tonight so far man? You want to take your Hoodie off?

Spessal: Nooo, I want my hoodee...I reely liyke AyPeeDubaU!

Jason Kash: That's good, I was worried you like somewhere else better. You do watch APW right?

Spessal: Ohh yeah! Anytiyme yerr on TeeVee, I-I watch it! We're Freends rrright?

Jason Kash: Friends to the end, Hidy Ho, Ha Ha Ha!

Spessal: Ohh...Don't doo dat! I dont liyke Chuckee...He scarry!

Jason Kash: I know, sorry. I just can't help seeing you react to it. Hey Spessal, show me how to Box.

Quickly Spessal shuffles his feet over the ground in place. He throws little jabs right out infront of him in an awkward manner and Kash lets out a laugh. Kash calls out another word.

Jason Kash: Do Team Jacob! Do the Wolf!

Spessal stops the Boxing in Place and drops his head low, grabbing the hood part of his hoodie and covering his head with it. He starts growling and then leaps up in a jump, removing the hood and howling loudly into the air above him. Kash starts cracking up laughing and Spessal laughs too. Kash isn't making fun of him, Spessal likes doing these things as well and that is why this friendship works. A voice catches them both off guard, Spessal even jumps a bit and his eyes are open wide as if he's once again scared. Out from the shadows comes Yoko Misawa and the RSM Manager, Damien Walker. Walker is japping away talking to Yoko as they come into the clear and spot Kash and Spessal and Damien Walker laughs and starts to continue on by. Kash caught the snicker and interrupts his little discussion with Yoko Misawa.

Jason Kash: Excuse me? You think something is funny?

Damien Walker doesn't even respond to Kash. He just continues walking down the pathway to what you would guess is their source of travel from the Arena. Kash grips the football tightly and cracks his neck to the side. He knows if anything goes wrong then he would be fighting Yoko Misawa right now and he still has a match to think about tonight. Doesn't matter to him though, this guy, this joke laughed at what can only be the appearance of Spessal. Kash drops back and in a spring of his back foot, he bounces forward like a true pro Quarterback and launches the football. It spirals very nicely, Kash has always had a nice throw with whatever he was throwing. The ball soared across the parking garage and over the head of Damien Walker and it zips past Yoko Misawa's face. They both stop and turn back to Kash, insulted at his attempt of hitting them. Then everyone snaps around as the loud cry out is heard and echos through the roofed section of the building. Across the parking garage is "The One" Adam Young standing with his "girlfriend" waiting for a Taxi Cab. Young caught the ball but he didn't see it coming and it caught him right in the face HARD. He was no longer standing but skidding down the wall behind him and finally resting his ass to the pavement. His girlfriend jumps back scared and in shock, she looks around searching from the source. She finds it as Jason Kash, Spessal, and even Yoko and Damien Walker begin laughing out loud. Kash had a nice arm but no accuracy AT ALL. Kash throws his arms up in the air in the Signal for a NFL Touchdown and Spessal is heard yelling out in celebration.

Spessal: TOUCHDOWN!! GOOO TEX-SANS!! YAYYY!!!!

Adam Young gives out mean looks but is both too much in pain from his match and the shot to the face. He grabs a hold of Carly's hand and stomps off camera.

The camera cuts to ringside where in the ring, a red carpet is laid out with two chairs in the middle of the ring with a microphone on each seat.

Nailz: It looks like its times for the Simply Awesome talk show with Chris Cyrus

Beckett: And his guess from what I hear, will be the Returning, Blade

Iron Man by Black Sabbath hit’s the PA System and the fans cheer as Chris Cyrus walks out from behind the curtain in this street clothes. He walks down to the ring, slaps the hands of a few fans then walks up the ring steps and enters the ring through the ropes. Chris goes to the corner and climbs up to the middle rope and does a pose for the fans. He steps down and grabs the Microphone and his music dies down.

Chris: How’s you guys doing Vancouver!

The fans cheer loudly

Chris: Welcome to the Simply Awesome Talk show. I am your host, Chris Cyrus. Before we get to our guest, I have to say, did anyone see Asylum two weeks ago when I beat Yoko Misawa.


All the fans cheer

Chris: Ok, so that did happen. I thought so, cause for some reason, Yoko is the number one contender for the Suicidal Championship. But I’m not here to talk about that here tonight. What I am here to talk about is the match that has been announced for me, for Christmas Chaos, and he just happens to be my special guest here tonight. To Everyone, welcome back to APW, he’s a former Tag Team Champion….BLADE

"Bulls on Parade" by Rage against the Machine blasts out over the PA system; a few moments pass and Blade emerges from behind the curtain and stops on the top of the ramp. The fans begins to boo loudly as blade smirks and takes it all in. He begins to strut down towards the ring where he stops and points his finger out at Chris Cyrus. Cyrus steps back and Blade uses the ropes to enter the ring. He circles Cyrus and picks up the spare microphone that has been left out for him.

Chris: Before you say anything Blade, let me remind you that this is my show and I ask the questions. So lets get everyone up to speed on everything. Two weeks ago on Asylum, you show up as Santa Clause and you attack me. Word got out that you we’re Santa Clause, so you showed up on Overdrive to confirm those rumors. You attacked me because you wanted revenge on me because I was the one who took you out of action. That’s understandable, and I don’t blame you. But why did you have to play some game with me Blade. I thought someone like you, a former Tag Team Champion and CWC North American Champion, you’d have the guts to call me out like a man. Confront me face to face, just like I’m doing now, like a MAN! I don’t play games Blade, I don’t dress up either. You say you wanted to get revenge on my at Christmas Chaos. I say, lets not wait till Christmas Chaos and we get this on right here right now!

The crowd cheers as Blade lifts the mic to his lips and speaks

Blade: I guess that is something you would like right? I guess that’s something that the whole APW following would like to see right now? Blade and Cyrus tearing strips off each other, trying to gain the upper hand; putting a smile on every fans face and pulling in the ratings. Reginald and Jeff would absolutely love that; a bonus to a somewhat mediocre Asylum event.


The fans begin to boo Blade's comments and begin to chant something at the top of their lungs.

Blade: Really? You guys honestly think Cyrus can take me apart once more?

Blade looks over at Chris and begins to size him up.

Blade: No offence to you Chris, but I think some of the fans are high tonight. Maybe they have managed to find Kash's emergency stash. And to answer your question, I am a patient man and can wait until Christmas Chaos to get my hands on you once more. Sure the mind games were fun, and if it wasn’t for that idiot reported on APW.com, I wouldn’t be standing here now, I would still be playing those mind games with you now. I am not the man I once was, and I hold little respect for peoples opinions, but you Chris, you made me see the light before; lets say you sent me on a 'vacation' and I have more desire than I ever had to compete and if that means I have to start by tying up loose ends, then that’s the way its going to be.

Chris: Let me just interrupt you there for a minute before you send me and this while entire audience to sleep.

The fans begin to cheer as Blade's face drops. Cyrus has a smile on his face and continues.

Chris: I see you are still confident, and I’ve admired that in you since day one. I remember you stepping foot into the APW and you had promise. However, you threw it all away. Your party lifestyle ruined it for you; you were once tipped to be great, now the only thing great about you is that head of hair you carry..


Blade looks infuriated at Cyrus's comments and goes to lunge forward before Chris raises his hand and stops Blade in his tracks.


Chris: Whoa calm down big boy, you should take that as a compliment. You see, we all know you have some achievements; albeit they didn’t stay with you for long, but there is something you have never accomplished here in APW. You have never beaten me.


Chris pauses as the fans begin to chant his name.

Chris: Whether it was on Overdrive or Asylum, I always gained the upper hand, so I understand why you had to dress up, maybe it is a fetish of yours, I don't know. I was here all along, and I'm not exactly a hard man to find, maybe you should have just called me out like a real man. These mind games haven't actually worked and have backfired in your face. You want my admiration? Well you don't have it. But you wanted my attention now you have it.


Chris moves forward to get in Blade's face as Blade backs up.

Blade: I see what your doing, but its not going to happen. I'm not laying a finger on you until Christmas Chaos, I want to make that something to remember. However, I am not impressed with this little chat show of yours. You say you ask the questions, but are they really anything that people want to hear? Can you really say you are the face of APW, or even Asylum. I see you scared and the mind games don’t work with me. Chris, I have every intention of doing this the right way, and prancing around on this red carpet doesn’t really do it for me.


Chris: You know what Blade, I didn’t want you on my show to ask you any real specific questions. I wanted you on my show because I wanted to see if you had the guts to meet me face to face in this ring. I wanted to see how far I can push your buttons to make you snap, because Blade, I know you have a breaking point. You say your not going to lay a finger on me, I say, Take your best shot.

Chris lowers his arms and sticks his chin out.

Blade: Like I already told you, I’m not laying a finger on you Chris. Christmas Chaos is two weeks away, and I can wait until then to do, what I should have done to you a long, long time ago. Chris, I’ll see you at Christmas Chaos. I just hope your ready for a the New Blade Era!

Blade drops the mic and his music begins to play. Blade and Chris are face to face exchanging some words. Blade then turns to walk away.

Nailz: A lot of tension between these two.

Beckett: I am now officially looking forward to his match in two weeks at Christmas Chaos.

Blade goes to exit the ring, but stops, turns and goes to attack Chris, but Chris has his guard up and knocks Blade to the mat with one punch to the jaw. Blade looks up at Chris who is now feeding off the energy of the crowd and Blade rolls out of the ring and the crowd begins to boo him.

Nailz: What a coward!

Beckett: Blade isn’t a coward, he’s doing Chris a favor right now by walking away

Blade heads up the ramp and begin point and yelling at Chris as we go to commercial.

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As Asylum returns from the break, Adam Young barges into Reginald Schmidt's office in a rage. He catches Reginald watching an old episode of Teletubbies with his pants at his ankles, showing his pink polka-dotted boxers. Reginald quickly turns off the TV and pulls up his pants, buttoning them and tightening his belt as he yells at Adam Young.

Reginald: Just what in the blue blazes do you think you're doing, Mister, barging into my office like that! I was having my special time!

Young: Why in the hell are you watching Teletubbies without any pants on!? You pervert!

Reginald: I had it on while I was getting ready to change into my Santa costume!

Young's eyes quickly dart around the room.

Young: I don't see any Santa Claus costume.

Reginald sits there for a moment in awkward silence. Young just shakes his head and begins to rant.

Young: I am sick and tired of that pothead being the champion! I want a shot at that clown, and I want it at the Asylum Supershow live on January 1st!

Reginald fumbles with his belt buckle a bit as he responds.

Reginald: Well, Mister, you're in no place to be asking for title matches! And heck, Kash might not even be champion after Christmas Chaos! But considering that you want a shot at him so badly, than I suggest you pick the right box during your Four Corners Presents on a Pole Match!

Young: Well that's good and all, but what if like you said, Kash isn't champion by then! I still want to teach him a lesson!

Reginald: Fine! Then on Sunday, January 1st, live from Salt Lake City, Utah, it'll be “The One” Adam Young versus Jason Kash, in a non-title match! If you win the Present on a Pole Match, and Kash is still champ, I'll count that as your cashing in! You'd better be happy with this, Young, because this is the best I'm going to give you!

Young just nods his head, and then leaves. Reginald turns right back around, and forgetting the camera is still there, turns back on Teletubbies.

Reginald: That Tinky Winky sure is something else!

Reginald sings along with the songs as Asylum cuts back out to ringside.

Nailz: Well, we just saw another disturbing side of our General Manager. But the big news is that on our Asylum Super Show on January 1st, we now know that Jason Kash and “The One” Adam Young will face off in one-on-one action!

Beckett: Could somebody please tell me how that idiot still has a job?!

The camera switches back to the ring, where Adam Stenfelder is ready to make the introductions for the next match.

Stenfelder: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and will be contested under Extreme Rules!

The strobe lights pulse as Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti stands at the “stage entrance”, posing for the crowd. Arcadia jogs up to the ring apron in her black with silver luchadora costume and mask, as well as the APW Suicidal Championship around her waist.

Stenfelder: Making her way to the ring first, from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at 127 pounds, “The Hardcora Luchadora” Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti!

Beckett: I can't think of anyone else in APW who could get away with having two nicknames in their ring introduction!

Nailz: Well, she is the Suicidal Champion! But even without that title, I've got a feeling that she could get away with it!

The Hardcora Luchadora grabs the top rope and slingshots herself into the ring with flare. She looks at the crowd, shrugs lightly and brushes some invisible speck of dirt off of her shoulder.

“All About the Benjamin’s” starts to play on the loudspeaker as the fans begin to boo very loud. Chaz Dillinger makes his way out from the back, holding onto a towel that is laid across the back of his neck. With Helena in toe, Chaz pays no attention the fans who are trying to boo him out of the building.

Stenfelder: And her opponent, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 258 pounds, “America's Most Wanted” Chaz Dillinger!

Nailz: Chaz has stated on numerous occasions that he wants to quickly make an impact here in the Asylum! A win over the Suicidal Champion would certainly be making an impact!

Beckett: Don't forget, Dillinger is scheduled to take part in the Four Corners Presents on Poles Match, in which he could win an automatic shot at the APW Heavyweight Championship at any time he chooses! A man like Dillinger could be very dangerous with that kind of an opportunity!

He casually walks down the ramp and climbs the stairs, stepping into the ring as Helena stays outside so her man can have the spotlight. He runs the ropes a few times before taking the towel off of the back of his neck, and throwing it into the crowd. He then takes off his robe, and hands it to Helena on the outside as his music dies out. With both competitors in the ring, the ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!

Xtreme Rules Non-Title Match
Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti vs. Chaz Dillinger

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Arcadia rushes right in, taking Dillinger down with a Running Headscissors! She keeps it up with a series of Dropkicks to Dillinger every time he makes it to his feet, ending off with a Snapmare with a Short Dropkick to the back of the head! As Dillinger holds his head in pain, the champ slides outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair! Dillinger is to his feet but has his back towards his opponent as Arcadia slides back in. She charges at him, and he turns just in time to blast her with a boot to the chair that sends it right into the face of the Hardcora Luchadora! From here, Dillinger slows the match down, and focuses on pure wrestling, at one point kicking the chair out of the ring, while wearing down Arcadia with numerous Suplexes and submission holds, not once resorting to weapons.

Beckett: I think Dillinger is trying to show Arcadia that he does not need weapons to compete with her!

Dillinger eventually nails Arcadia with a Northern Lights Suplex, bridging into a pinning combination, 1
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Kick out by Arcadia! Dillinger reaches down to pull Arcadia up, but she responds with some hard fists to the midsection, hunching Chaz over. This gives Arcadia the opening to grab a hold of his arm and wrap her legs around his head, pulling him down into a Triangle Choke! Dillinger's face is turning blue as he drags himself and Arcadia to the ropes, extending his leg out to try and get the rope break. The ref shakes his head, reminding Chaz that this is an Xtreme Rules match, and Chaz reaches down deep to use his free arm to push himself up and slams Arcadia down into the mat again and again until she finally lets go! Dillinger rests on the ropes, coughing as Arcadia rolls out of the ring to grab some weapons. She throws the chair back into the ring, and pulls out a garbage can full of weapons from beneath the ring! The fans pop as she tosses that into the ring, and then goes back down to pull out a table! She slides that into the ring aswell, before sliding in herself. Dillinger has just regained his composure, and gets a shot to the head with the steel chair for his efforts! The match continues to be a hardcore brawl which goes the better part of 20 minutes, with numerous near falls. The finish comes as Arcadia nails Dillinger with a Steel Chair, laying him out in the middle of the ring. She then heads out to the top turnbuckle, and walks to the center of the ropes. Before she can go for the Halo, though, Yoko Misawa emerges from the crowd and hops up onto the apron, nailing her in the head as she turns around with a bottle of Tequila! The bottle shatters into thousands of pieces as Arcadia falls backwards to the mat. Dillinger comes to, seeing Arcadia out cold, pulling her up as he gets up himself, and delivers the Dillinger Escape Plan Fisherman Suplex, bridging into a pin, 1
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Winner: Chaz Dillinger[/center]

Stenfelder: Here is your winner, via pinfall, Chaz Dillinger!

“All About the Benjamins” plays as Dillinger raises his arms victoriously.

Nailz: Just look at how smug Dillinger is right here! Sure, he beat Arcadia at her own game, but still, the outside interference from her opponent at Christmas Chaos, Yoko Misawa, certainly helped Dillinger get this win!

Beckett: When will you just admit that Dillinger is as good as he says he is! This is a signature victory for Chaz early in his Asylum career!

Yoko slides into the ring at this point, and Dillinger motions that Arcadia is all his. Dillinger exits the ring nonchalantly as Yoko pulls Arcadia up by the hair and gives her the Tsunami Driver right onto the chair! Arcadia is out cold as Yoko stands over her, raising both arms triumphantly.

Nailz: If Yoko can hit that on Arcadia at Christmas Chaos, we could be seeing a new APW Suicidal Champion in two weeks!

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APW Asylum comes back from commercial with the camera focused on Russ T. Nailz and Steve Beckett.

Nailz: Folks, in just two short weeks, APW's annual Christmas Chaos Pay Per View will coming to you live from Tacoma, Washington, and what an event it's going to be!



“Kidnap the Sandy Claws,” by KoRn, hits the speakers as the screen transitions to the obligatory PPV Match graphics. The wrestler portraits appear in front of a wintery background with a Christmas Tree on Fire. The first slide is of C.J. Gates and Biggs. Gates has the APW Undisputed Championship over his shoulder.

Nailz: In the Overdrive Main Event, APW Undisputed Champion C.J. Gates defends the title against Biggs in an Iron Man Match!

Beckett: If anyone interferes in this match, they will be fired from APW!

Nailz: These two men will go for sixty mintues for the right to be called APW Undisputed Champion!

The fire on the tree flares up, and the pictures change to “The Unfortunate” Phil Atkens, Mike Morrison, “The One” Adam Young, and Chaz Dillinger.

Nailz: On the Asylum side of things, we have the Four Corners Presents on a Pole Match between four of Asylums up and commers, Phil Atkens, Mike Morrison, Adam Young, and Chaz Dillinger, who picked up an impressive victory over Arcadia moments ago!

Beckett: There will be a pole attached to each corner, and each Mega Star will have to fight to claim the present attached. Only one of the boxes will contain the Contract good for the right to face off against the APW Heavyweight Champion at any time of the winner's choosing!

Nailz: That will be a chaotic match for sure! How much you wanna bet that it'll come down to the final box!?

The fire flares up again, and it switches to pictures of Arcadia and Yoko Misawa.

Beckett: Also in Tacoma, Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti defends her APW Suicidal Championship against Yoko Misawa! Yoko has been a human wreckingball since he returned to Asylum, and he has his sights set on taking Arcadia's title by force!

The fire bursts up once more, and it switches to Chris Cyrus and Blade.

Nailz: And in a grudge match, Chris Cyrus takes on the returning Blade!

Beckett: Blade hasn't forgotten that it was Chris Cyrus who sent him out of APW with a loss so many months ago! Blade is out for revenge, and wants to make sure Chris Cyrus does not have a happy holidays!

The fire rages up one final time, before showing Rico Casteel, Manhattan White, and Jason Kash. Kash has the APW Heavyweight Championship around his waist.

Nailz: And in our Asylum Main Event, Jason Kash defends his APW Heavyweight Championship against the former Champion, Rico Casteel, and Manhattan White!

Beckett: All three of these men faced off in the hellish Extreme Elimination Chamber at One Night in Hell, and at Christmas Chaos, they go at it once again to determine who's truly the top inmate in the Asylum!

Nailz: Folks, you can look forward to all these great matches and more in just two weeks on Christmas Chaos! Be sure to join us on Pay Per View!

Beckett: As exciting as Christmas Chaos is, we still have our Main Event tonight! Let's send it to Adam Stenfelder in the ring for the ring introductions!

Stenfelder: The following contest is a Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall, and it is your APW Asylum Main Event!

The lights dim down as "Sound of Madness" by Shinedown begins to play. After a few moments the large and imposing figure of Rico Casteel makes his way out from the back with Mike Morrison in tow. Morrison is twirling his cane around a bit as Casteel pauses at the entrance and scans the crowd before smirking, cracking his neck, and making his way down to the ring.

Stenfelder: Making their way to the ring first, weighing in at a combined weight of 490 pounds, “Mr. Madness” Mike Morrison and “The Loose Cannon” Rico Casteel, The Martyrs of Madness!

Nailz: Casteel and Morrison are a highly unpredictable, highly dangerous tandem! Considering that they're an actual team, I've got to pick them here tonight!

Beckett: So do I! No disrespect to Kash and White, but I just don't see how they'll be able to coexist, let alone function as a cohesive unit!

Ignoring all of the fans, they reach the ring, and Rico grabs the middle rope and hauls himself onto the apron while Morrison coolly slides in. Rico climbs through the ropes and paces around the ring while Morrison sits in the corner with a slightly twisted look on his face.

The bassline to "Face to the Floor" hits and a wall of glass lights up with two tiny headlights. The arena goes dark as the guitar cuts in and the glass smashes to pieces as Irish Pete, in a shriner's car peels out onto the stage area, revealing Manhattan White standing where the glass used to be. The crowd cheers as strobes ignite the arena, flooding the APW fans with light. A smile slides across Manhattan's face as he starts his slow walk down the aisle.

Stenfelder: And their opponents, first, accompanied by Irish Pete, from Camden, New Jersey, weighing in at 192 pounds, Manhattan White!

Nailz: Manhattan White came in third place in the Chamber, and was largely responsible for banding Tommy Knoxville, Mike Morrrison and himself together to take Rico Casteel out of the match.

Beckett: What's interesting is that Mike Morrison has since alligned himself with Rico! Still, Manhattan wants to do better than third place two weeks from tonight in Tacoma!

Irish Pete drives past him down the aisle and drives laps around the ring as Manhattan reaches the ring and climbs up the side and slips through the ropes. Irish Pete climbs up the steps into the ring as Manhattan stands on the middle turnbuckle, looking out into the crowd. Irish Pete begins playing airguitar on his trusty nine iron in the center of the ring as Manhattan White climbs on the other corners' turnbuckles so he's looked out over all of the arena.

“Can't Be Touched,” by Roy Jones Jr., begins to play. As the beat thumps, pulsing the heads of fans filling the arena, Jason Kash steps out from the back as the music spills out vibrating the arena as fans get to their feet. Adora Bailey steps out behind Kash and flops his APW World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder and the crowd gets loud with mixed reaction. Kash grabs his belt and pulls it off his shoulder, slapping the main buckle of the belt before lifting it up high over head for the fans to take in. Placing the belt back onto his shoulder, Kash makes his way to ringside.

Stenfelder: And his partner, accompanied by Adora Bailey, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the APW Heavyweight Champion, “The Influence” Jason Kash!

Nailz: Jason Kash may not be your prototypical good guy, but these fans can't help but love him! Listen to the reaction he's getting here in Vancouver!

Beckett: I think I saw a few Canadian Flags with Pot Leaves instead of Maple Leafs on them here in the crowd tonight!

Adora Bailey walks around the ring and gets settled at ringside as Kash jogs up the steel stairs. The title comes off his shoulder as he bounces through the middle rope and he quickly raises the belt once again before handing it to the referee, prepared for his upcoming match. Both Manhattan and Kash argue over who should start the match, with Manhattan finally ceeding after Kash pats his title belt. White begrudgingly steps out onto the apron, and Rico does the same, letting Morrison start the match. The ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!

The Martyrs of Madness vs. Jason Kash & Manhattan White

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Kash and Morrison tie up in the middle of the ring, and the champ gets the early advantage, Kneeing Morrison in the midsection before performing a picture perfect Belly to Belly! Kash controls the early portion of the match until Morrison gives him a stiff shot the midsection as he's getting pulled up by the hair. As Kash is staggered, Morrison pulls off a Snapmare, and as Kash is seated, Morrison grabs a hold of the champs head and drives the back of it hard into the mat! Morrison is quick to follow up with some well placed stomps before grabbing a hold of Kash's arm and dragging him to his team's corner, tagging in Rico Casteel! Rico sits Jason in the corner, and proceeds to stomp a Mudhole in him! Manhattan just looks bored on the apron as Morrison hops down and reaches around from behind Kash, choking him while Rico obstructs the ref's view of the funny business! Eventually, the ref sees what's actually going on, and begins the five count! Morrison holds his hands up, feigning innocence while the fans boo him!

Beckett: The Martyrs of Madness are working as a well-oiled machine tonight!

Nailz: If by well-oiled you mean cheating, then sure, they are!

The match continues with Rico and Morrison keeping Kash isolated. The champ tries to fight back, but anytime he gets any sense of momentum going, the other opponent comes in illegally to slow him down. For his part, Manhattan is not helping Kash at all, letting Kash get beat down. The fans boo loudly, and call for Manhattan to help, but he just ignores them, while Irish Pete mocks the fans in the front row. About twelve minutes into the match, Manhattan finally comes to Kash's aid, stepping in to break up a Figure Four Leg Lock that Morrison had applied, but even then, Manhattan's stomp to Morrison is half hearted.

Nailz: I'm getting the sense that Manhattan wants Kash to get beatdown here tonight! He's hardly helping him at all!

Beckett: The more Kash is softened up before Christmas Chaos, the less Manhattan will have to do when the Triple Threat Match comes up!

As the match wears on, the fans try to will Kash on, chanting for him. Adora's on the outside, pounding on the mat to try and encourage her friend. Rico has Kash in a Seated Headlock, maintaining control of Kash's head while pounding him with his free hand. Rico just jeers as the fans boo him. He lets Kash go, and Kash falls limp to the mat. As Rico reaches down to pull Kash up, though, the champ shows he was playing possum, and rolls Rico up into a Small Package, 1...2...Rico powers out! Kash makes a desperate lunge towards his corner! However, Rico gets a hold of Kash's leg, and Kash is hopping on one foot extending out towards his corner. Manhattan has his arm extended to, but as Kash is mere centimeters away from making the tag, Manhattan pulls his hand back and acts like he's slicking back his hair. This gets a huge negative reaction from the crowd, and Manhattan turns to mock them. As Rico tries to pull Kash back, Kash pulls off a surprise Enziguri that sends Rico to mat! Kash gets up himself and as Manhattan turns around, Kash slaps him right across the face to tag him in! At the same time, Morrison gets the tag himself! While Kash and Manhattan are arguing, Morrison runs over and nails Kash with a Running Elbow Smash that sends Kash falling through the ropes! He turns to Manhattan, and takes him over with a Snap Suplex! Manhattan and Morrison proceed to have a very competitive back and forth series of offense between the two of them, and actually, the rest of the match is a back and forth affair. Any time Kash or Manhattan make the tag, it's with contempt and usually violent. The finish comes about a half-an-hour in as Morrison and Kash are the legal men. Morrison has Kash in position for the Double Arm DDT, but Manhattan comes right in and Clothesline's Morrison's head right off! Rico is in, and he charges towards Manhattan, but White sidesteps it, and delivers The Screaming Silence!

Nailz: This match is getting out of control!

Kash is up by this point, and gives Manhattan a vicious Money Shot Rolling Elbow on purpose! This draws loud cheers from the fans! He then turns to Morrison, who's getting up to his feet at this point, and runs towards the ropes, gaining momentum so he can nail the UTI! Kash goes for the cover on Morrison, 1
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Winners: Manhattan White & Jason Kash[/center]

Stenfelder: Here are your winners, Jason Kash & Manhattan White!

The ref raises Kash's arm in victory as “Can't Be Touched” plays over the speakers. Jason Kash collects his World Heavyweight title, but before he can get out of dodge, Rico moves in, clotheslining Kash into the corner and driving some vicious knees into the gut of the champion. Manhattan White moves in to get at Rico, but Morrison catches him off and gives him a few forearms. White isn't having any of it, and he shoves Morrison back, just as Kash catches a moment and drives at Rico with the title...but Rico moves and Kash cracks Morrison!

Nailz: Kash just leveled Morrison with the title!

Beckett: Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Casteel bounces off the ropes and clotheslines White down, leaving he and Kash standing. Kash smirks and cracks his neck as Casteel takes a few steps towards the champ, calling for his title to come home. Kash steps up and the two men begin trading punches as Kash drops the title. Casteel pushes Kash into the corner again and crushes the champion with some stiff forearm shots to the side of the head. Rico takes a break and raises an arm in the arm, and the fans cheer as Manhattan White is up and he drives a knee into Rico's back.

White spins Rico around and drops him with a leg tackle and begins unloading punches on the former champion. He keeps punching Rico in the head repeatedly as Kash regains his bearings and recovers, picking up his title. He looks down at the World Heavyweight title...and cracks Manhattan White in the back of the head with it!

Nailz: Kash just proved that this match is every man for himself!

Beckett: Typical of the Smoker Joker.

Kash goes to strike Casteel with the belt, but Morrison pulls him off and hits a double axe handle. Kash shoves Morrison away and then drops him with a shuffle side kick to the mouth knocking him to the ground.

Nailz: A side kick? Jason Kash showing some new moves!

Beckett: Probably can't do a real super kick but that still took Mr. Madness down.

Kash turns around and White is back up, and he sends Kash over the top rope with a vicious running clothesline, and Kash falls to the mats hard. Manhattan bends down and picks up Jason Kash's World title, looking down at the belt before spying Rico getting to his feet. He rushes in and levels "The Loose Cannon" with the title belt, taking down his fellow challenger. He looks down at the World Heavyweight title again before smiling and raising the title into the air as the fans erupt into a mix of cheers and boos, some even beginning a "MAN-HAT-TAN" chant.

Becket: There you have it. Manhattan White making his claim to the championship he will compete for at Christmas Chaos! Can he win it? Can Rico Casteel regain the title? Or will Jason Kash retain? Tune in on December 18th to find out!

Nailz: This has been a presentation of APW on the Food Network! See you next time in the Asylum!

The show comes to an end with Manhattan White standing tall in the ring, Rico Casteel out at his feet, and Jason Kash looking on from the outside.