Post by Hayley Hitch on Dec 7, 2011 5:23:59 GMT -4
Missoula, Mountana is not exactly the most exciting place in the world but every few weeks they hold a wrestling show at a local gym and all the fine folks of Missoula head out for the action. This weeks show was going to be a good one too with a big match hyped up between the pretty hometown girl, Tiffany Spears against the tomboy, tough-as-nails bitch from Alaska, Brandy Boyer. It had started with Brandy beating up Tiffany brutally over the last few shows without any reason or rhyme but now it was time for Tiffany to get some payback or at least that is what the folks of Missoula were hoping for when they crammed into the gym to watch the main event of the show.
The lights dimmed as the cheap PA system blasted "Blow" by Ke$ha. Then from behind the small curtain out walked Tiffany Spears wearing barely anything, her blonde hair shining almost as much as her perfect white teeth. She blew kisses to the fans and everyone inside the building got to their feet to cheer on the hometown hero. Tiffany headed down the ramp, slapping hands with fans and giving a kiss to her mom who was sitting in the front row.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the #1 contender ship of the Montanta League Wrestling Championship. Introducing first from right here in Missoula, Montana… Tiffany Spears!!
But before she could get all the way down to the ring the fans cheers all turned to disapproving boos as Brandy Boyer tore down the ramp, steel chair in hand and a smile on her face. Tiffany turned around just in time to get the chair slammed straight into her face. She stumbled back against the ring apron and Brandy grabbed the chair with both hands before ramming it straight into Tiffany's gut. The crowd started to go nuts seeing this cheap attack and began throwing trash at Brandy but she just raised a middle finger in the air before throwing the chair under the ropes into the ring.
Brandy grabbed Tiffany's hair and slammed her face forward with a headbutt before rolling the her into the ring. Brandy rolled in under the ropes herself, holding up two middle fingers to the crowd before kicking the chair into the middle of the ring. She then pulled Tiffany up, shoving her head between her thighs, grabbing her waist and lifting her up before spinning around twice and slamming her down straight on to the steel chair with her own version of a sit-out powerbomb she calls the Jagerbomb. Brandy then rolls over on top of Tiffany and she looks up at the referee who shakes his head, refusing to count after the cheap attack. Brandy jumped up, getting in his face as the whole gym full of people are still furious at what they just saw but it only gets worse as Brandy turns around like she is going to leave then spins around, knocking out the referee with a discus clothesline. Boyer stared down at the referee for a second before reaching through the ropes and grabbing a microphone from the ring announcer.
BRANDY BOYER: Is this shit on? Good. Now shut the fuck up and start paying attention you inbreed retards.
Of course the crowd went more crazy as Brandy looked out at them with a smirk on her face. She went over to the ropes, flipping off one man who seemed especially upset. After a moment the crowd died down a bit and Brandy lifted up her microphone once more.
BRANDY BOYER: That's better now I'm sure you are all mad and wondering why I would do such a dirty, sneaky thing to our dear Tiffany here, right? Why would I throw away a shot at the big belt? Well I got some fucking news for you, idiots. I'm outta here. I'm done with this place. I'm done with these crappy high school gyms and I'm done fighting pieces of crap like this. I don't care if she is from this town or not because in my opinion everyone from this place is garbage. You people see that big camera over there in the corner? That ain't from the local news or anything. That shit is from APW. That's right, thee APW and they want yours truly on their damn roster. Hell, they want my ass so bad they are going to let me debut on pay per view in front of millions of fucking viewers. This big ass titties of mine will be see everywhere from Moscow to Israel to some a big long tube full of seaman and I don't mean some dude's cock. I'm going to be famous and you people don't deserve me anymore. APW is the big time and it seems to me they are tired of hiring a bunch of dumb bimbo bitches like Tiffany here. They are tired of hiring fake blonde sluts who suck off the owner for a good spot on the roster. They wanted someone who could be called a Bimbo Killer… Hell, I've killed a few male bimbos too in my time too. That's why I'm leaving this shithole and I'm heading off to a shithole people have actually heard of before called Tacoma, Washington.
The crowd is all a bit stunned from hearing that Brandy, a foul-mouthed, hardcore bitch would be brought into a company like APW. Brandy looked around at everyone before looking back at the APW camera and smiling at it.
BRANDY BOYER: But you inbreeds are a bit lucky because you get to see the last bullshit appearance I have to make before I head to Tacoma. You people get to tell your friends they missed out on seeing me end this dumb whore's career hopefully. I worked my damn ass of though and I deserve this crap. I've worked all over this damn country and in Canada and I've worked on the fishing boats to support my career. I've clawed and fought through asshole promoters who thought I wasn't hot enough for their company and I've beaten down anyone who dared get in my way. It is my time and nothing is going to stop me. Nothing is going to slow my ass down and when I get to Tacoma I'll be like a damn wrecking ball destroying the damn competition.
Brandy nodded her head, staring off for a second. She had worked hard to make it to the next level and in her mind she had it coming for a long time. Brandy walked over to the ropes, leaning her arms on the top rope as she looked out at the still upset crowd.
BRANDY BOYER: Now I ain’t gonna be in some big match. I get that they gotta take shit slow so they put me in a dark match. I ain’t gonna complain though because a match is a match and fighting in building that doesn’t smell like deer shit is an improvement from this place. I do have some issues with this match though and that is the fact that it is some tag team bullshit. They want me to play nice with some other new dude named Terry Lee Richards. Hell, his name makes me think he is a douche bag already. I did my homework backstage though and he is some indy wrestling asshole who has never gotten a break. People feel bad for him and want to give him a chance or some crap. To me that makes him a loser. Some people are born losers and don’t deserve a big break ever and from what I’ve seen Terry Lee Richards is one of those people. This dickwad better just sit in the corner and watch the real star do her damn job while he just watches my very nice rear end. Terry… If you watch this on whatever APW posts it on then I hope you get the fact that if you screw up that I’ll crush you. I won’t wait until after the show either. I’ll jump out of that ring and beat your teeth into your skull if you fuck up. This is my night to shine, not yours and if you fuck up my night I’ll end up before your big jump to the major leagues can even really get started. Just wait for a tag and if I give you one then you can move but otherwise just leave the actual wrestling to me.
Brandy looked at the camera, her jaw tight and no hint of her former smile was left on her face. She was serious about beating down Terry if things went South for their team. Brandy had a bad temper and a history of not being a very good partner. She had no room in her heart for lost causes and in her head that was all Terry Lee Richards was.
BRANDY BOYER: But enough about my partner. I don’t like the moron but he can just do what I tell him and be alright. The real unlucky ones are some assholes who call themselves Anti-Society X. Give me a fucking break. That is the stupidest damn name I’ve heard in a long time. Anti-Society? Are you some hippie assholes who want to Occupy APW or something? Or are you some skinhead punk rockers who think it is cool to dress like Nazis or something? You know what I bet you have no reason for that name and you just thought it sounded cool. That is probably what kind of idiots I’m going to be dealing with. Wait… I forgot that they are from New York so they clearly are tough guy idiots with moronic accents. I hate New Yorkers. They are the scum of the damn Earth in my opinion. They never shut up about where they are from or how great it is. Well if I wanted to live in a pile of shit then I would go to a garbage dump instead of a hellhole like New York. Fuck New York and fuck Anti-Socieity X. These guys have no clue what they are stepping into come Christmas Chaos.
They probably think that they are fighting an old man and some chick so they got it made. They think that they are from Brooklyn so nothing can stop them, right? Like all New Yorkers they’ll have that annoying attitude which makes them think they are better then everyone too. Well when they get in the ring with me all of that bravado is going to come crashing down on top of their stupid faces. I’m a bitch from the cold fucking tundra of Alaska. You can’t do worse to me then I’ve already dealt with living on the damn edge of the Earth. You two think you know tough? Well you haven’t seen what being tough really means until you face me. I got bigger balls then the two of you two combined too so don’t try to act macho in front of me. Anti-Society X is going to leave Tacoma and be remembered as the jobber tag team who lost to the baddest bitch on the show, Brandy Boyer. All you two are going to be is a sad afterthought.
Of course you could pull out that crap about how you are a tag team so you’ll be a better team them me and old man Terry. You’ll flap your gums about being more in sync and more prepared for this match and it may be right. You may work better together then us. Hell, I’ll bank on It but in the end being a team won’t help you two. All it will do is make me look better for single handedly beating the tar out of you. I’m going to enjoy it too. I look forward to slapping you both in the face and spitting on you when you are down. I’m rude, I’m crude and I’m going to humiliate both of you. Bring your best, bring your worst, bring your dog, bring your dad… I don’t give a shit because it’ll all end up the same in the end. It’ll end with me standing over your beaten, bloody body with a smile in my face and hopefully a beer in my hand. Fuck, maybe “ll let old man Terry drink one with me if he is a good boy.
Brandy looked out at the fans, pushing herself off the ropes and walking back to the middle of the ring. It felt good to get out of crappy rings and crappy companies and she knew she could make a splash in APW. She was something they had never seen before and even if the odds were against her in this tag team she wouldn’t let anyone think that if she could.
BRANDY BOYER: So goodbye Missoula and hello fucking wold, Brandy Boyer is coming to APW and there ain’t a damn person or force of nature that can stop me. I ain’t coming to play house with anyone either. I am going to roll into APW on a mission of destruction and before you know it I’ll have gold around my waist and I’ll instead of being booed by morons like you I’ll be booed by huge arena’s full of morons all around the world. Shit is about to get real. So one more time… Fuck you Missoula, I’m outta here.
Brandy dropped the microphone on the ground as the fans all stood up, throwing more cans and trash in the ring at her. All the trash throwing stopped though suddenly and turned into cheers. Brandy slowly turned around and there was Tiffany Spears, nose bloody and holding her neck. She hit Brandy with a forearm, knocking her into the ropes and then hitting her with a second before grabbing her arm and whipping her across the ring. Brandy hit the ropes and Tiffany ran at her, jumping up for a crossbody but she didn’t expect the power of Brandy who caught her in the air. Brandy then walked to the middle of the ring, with a smile on her face before dropping back and throwing Tiffany across the ring with a fallaway slam. After a kip-up to her feet Brandy held out her arms for a second with a grin on her face. She then turned, heading over to the Tiffany and looking down at her for a second before spitting right on the beautiful blondes face.
With that Brandy grabbed the ropes, jumping outta the ring to the floor. She then headed to the barricade, jumping over it towards the APW crew who was filming the whole scene. She put her hand over their camera, shoving it aside as she hurried away from the angry crowd and back outside towards her Jeep. It was a long drive from Missoula to Tacoma and Brandy didn’t want to be late for her APW debut.
The lights dimmed as the cheap PA system blasted "Blow" by Ke$ha. Then from behind the small curtain out walked Tiffany Spears wearing barely anything, her blonde hair shining almost as much as her perfect white teeth. She blew kisses to the fans and everyone inside the building got to their feet to cheer on the hometown hero. Tiffany headed down the ramp, slapping hands with fans and giving a kiss to her mom who was sitting in the front row.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the #1 contender ship of the Montanta League Wrestling Championship. Introducing first from right here in Missoula, Montana… Tiffany Spears!!
But before she could get all the way down to the ring the fans cheers all turned to disapproving boos as Brandy Boyer tore down the ramp, steel chair in hand and a smile on her face. Tiffany turned around just in time to get the chair slammed straight into her face. She stumbled back against the ring apron and Brandy grabbed the chair with both hands before ramming it straight into Tiffany's gut. The crowd started to go nuts seeing this cheap attack and began throwing trash at Brandy but she just raised a middle finger in the air before throwing the chair under the ropes into the ring.
Brandy grabbed Tiffany's hair and slammed her face forward with a headbutt before rolling the her into the ring. Brandy rolled in under the ropes herself, holding up two middle fingers to the crowd before kicking the chair into the middle of the ring. She then pulled Tiffany up, shoving her head between her thighs, grabbing her waist and lifting her up before spinning around twice and slamming her down straight on to the steel chair with her own version of a sit-out powerbomb she calls the Jagerbomb. Brandy then rolls over on top of Tiffany and she looks up at the referee who shakes his head, refusing to count after the cheap attack. Brandy jumped up, getting in his face as the whole gym full of people are still furious at what they just saw but it only gets worse as Brandy turns around like she is going to leave then spins around, knocking out the referee with a discus clothesline. Boyer stared down at the referee for a second before reaching through the ropes and grabbing a microphone from the ring announcer.
BRANDY BOYER: Is this shit on? Good. Now shut the fuck up and start paying attention you inbreed retards.
Of course the crowd went more crazy as Brandy looked out at them with a smirk on her face. She went over to the ropes, flipping off one man who seemed especially upset. After a moment the crowd died down a bit and Brandy lifted up her microphone once more.
BRANDY BOYER: That's better now I'm sure you are all mad and wondering why I would do such a dirty, sneaky thing to our dear Tiffany here, right? Why would I throw away a shot at the big belt? Well I got some fucking news for you, idiots. I'm outta here. I'm done with this place. I'm done with these crappy high school gyms and I'm done fighting pieces of crap like this. I don't care if she is from this town or not because in my opinion everyone from this place is garbage. You people see that big camera over there in the corner? That ain't from the local news or anything. That shit is from APW. That's right, thee APW and they want yours truly on their damn roster. Hell, they want my ass so bad they are going to let me debut on pay per view in front of millions of fucking viewers. This big ass titties of mine will be see everywhere from Moscow to Israel to some a big long tube full of seaman and I don't mean some dude's cock. I'm going to be famous and you people don't deserve me anymore. APW is the big time and it seems to me they are tired of hiring a bunch of dumb bimbo bitches like Tiffany here. They are tired of hiring fake blonde sluts who suck off the owner for a good spot on the roster. They wanted someone who could be called a Bimbo Killer… Hell, I've killed a few male bimbos too in my time too. That's why I'm leaving this shithole and I'm heading off to a shithole people have actually heard of before called Tacoma, Washington.
The crowd is all a bit stunned from hearing that Brandy, a foul-mouthed, hardcore bitch would be brought into a company like APW. Brandy looked around at everyone before looking back at the APW camera and smiling at it.
BRANDY BOYER: But you inbreeds are a bit lucky because you get to see the last bullshit appearance I have to make before I head to Tacoma. You people get to tell your friends they missed out on seeing me end this dumb whore's career hopefully. I worked my damn ass of though and I deserve this crap. I've worked all over this damn country and in Canada and I've worked on the fishing boats to support my career. I've clawed and fought through asshole promoters who thought I wasn't hot enough for their company and I've beaten down anyone who dared get in my way. It is my time and nothing is going to stop me. Nothing is going to slow my ass down and when I get to Tacoma I'll be like a damn wrecking ball destroying the damn competition.
Brandy nodded her head, staring off for a second. She had worked hard to make it to the next level and in her mind she had it coming for a long time. Brandy walked over to the ropes, leaning her arms on the top rope as she looked out at the still upset crowd.
BRANDY BOYER: Now I ain’t gonna be in some big match. I get that they gotta take shit slow so they put me in a dark match. I ain’t gonna complain though because a match is a match and fighting in building that doesn’t smell like deer shit is an improvement from this place. I do have some issues with this match though and that is the fact that it is some tag team bullshit. They want me to play nice with some other new dude named Terry Lee Richards. Hell, his name makes me think he is a douche bag already. I did my homework backstage though and he is some indy wrestling asshole who has never gotten a break. People feel bad for him and want to give him a chance or some crap. To me that makes him a loser. Some people are born losers and don’t deserve a big break ever and from what I’ve seen Terry Lee Richards is one of those people. This dickwad better just sit in the corner and watch the real star do her damn job while he just watches my very nice rear end. Terry… If you watch this on whatever APW posts it on then I hope you get the fact that if you screw up that I’ll crush you. I won’t wait until after the show either. I’ll jump out of that ring and beat your teeth into your skull if you fuck up. This is my night to shine, not yours and if you fuck up my night I’ll end up before your big jump to the major leagues can even really get started. Just wait for a tag and if I give you one then you can move but otherwise just leave the actual wrestling to me.
Brandy looked at the camera, her jaw tight and no hint of her former smile was left on her face. She was serious about beating down Terry if things went South for their team. Brandy had a bad temper and a history of not being a very good partner. She had no room in her heart for lost causes and in her head that was all Terry Lee Richards was.
BRANDY BOYER: But enough about my partner. I don’t like the moron but he can just do what I tell him and be alright. The real unlucky ones are some assholes who call themselves Anti-Society X. Give me a fucking break. That is the stupidest damn name I’ve heard in a long time. Anti-Society? Are you some hippie assholes who want to Occupy APW or something? Or are you some skinhead punk rockers who think it is cool to dress like Nazis or something? You know what I bet you have no reason for that name and you just thought it sounded cool. That is probably what kind of idiots I’m going to be dealing with. Wait… I forgot that they are from New York so they clearly are tough guy idiots with moronic accents. I hate New Yorkers. They are the scum of the damn Earth in my opinion. They never shut up about where they are from or how great it is. Well if I wanted to live in a pile of shit then I would go to a garbage dump instead of a hellhole like New York. Fuck New York and fuck Anti-Socieity X. These guys have no clue what they are stepping into come Christmas Chaos.
They probably think that they are fighting an old man and some chick so they got it made. They think that they are from Brooklyn so nothing can stop them, right? Like all New Yorkers they’ll have that annoying attitude which makes them think they are better then everyone too. Well when they get in the ring with me all of that bravado is going to come crashing down on top of their stupid faces. I’m a bitch from the cold fucking tundra of Alaska. You can’t do worse to me then I’ve already dealt with living on the damn edge of the Earth. You two think you know tough? Well you haven’t seen what being tough really means until you face me. I got bigger balls then the two of you two combined too so don’t try to act macho in front of me. Anti-Society X is going to leave Tacoma and be remembered as the jobber tag team who lost to the baddest bitch on the show, Brandy Boyer. All you two are going to be is a sad afterthought.
Of course you could pull out that crap about how you are a tag team so you’ll be a better team them me and old man Terry. You’ll flap your gums about being more in sync and more prepared for this match and it may be right. You may work better together then us. Hell, I’ll bank on It but in the end being a team won’t help you two. All it will do is make me look better for single handedly beating the tar out of you. I’m going to enjoy it too. I look forward to slapping you both in the face and spitting on you when you are down. I’m rude, I’m crude and I’m going to humiliate both of you. Bring your best, bring your worst, bring your dog, bring your dad… I don’t give a shit because it’ll all end up the same in the end. It’ll end with me standing over your beaten, bloody body with a smile in my face and hopefully a beer in my hand. Fuck, maybe “ll let old man Terry drink one with me if he is a good boy.
Brandy looked out at the fans, pushing herself off the ropes and walking back to the middle of the ring. It felt good to get out of crappy rings and crappy companies and she knew she could make a splash in APW. She was something they had never seen before and even if the odds were against her in this tag team she wouldn’t let anyone think that if she could.
BRANDY BOYER: So goodbye Missoula and hello fucking wold, Brandy Boyer is coming to APW and there ain’t a damn person or force of nature that can stop me. I ain’t coming to play house with anyone either. I am going to roll into APW on a mission of destruction and before you know it I’ll have gold around my waist and I’ll instead of being booed by morons like you I’ll be booed by huge arena’s full of morons all around the world. Shit is about to get real. So one more time… Fuck you Missoula, I’m outta here.
Brandy dropped the microphone on the ground as the fans all stood up, throwing more cans and trash in the ring at her. All the trash throwing stopped though suddenly and turned into cheers. Brandy slowly turned around and there was Tiffany Spears, nose bloody and holding her neck. She hit Brandy with a forearm, knocking her into the ropes and then hitting her with a second before grabbing her arm and whipping her across the ring. Brandy hit the ropes and Tiffany ran at her, jumping up for a crossbody but she didn’t expect the power of Brandy who caught her in the air. Brandy then walked to the middle of the ring, with a smile on her face before dropping back and throwing Tiffany across the ring with a fallaway slam. After a kip-up to her feet Brandy held out her arms for a second with a grin on her face. She then turned, heading over to the Tiffany and looking down at her for a second before spitting right on the beautiful blondes face.
With that Brandy grabbed the ropes, jumping outta the ring to the floor. She then headed to the barricade, jumping over it towards the APW crew who was filming the whole scene. She put her hand over their camera, shoving it aside as she hurried away from the angry crowd and back outside towards her Jeep. It was a long drive from Missoula to Tacoma and Brandy didn’t want to be late for her APW debut.
