Post by Nathaniel Havok on Dec 8, 2011 21:09:50 GMT -4
The scene opens up outside of Madison Square Garden, in New York City. “The Garden” is decorated all around for the holidays, as pedestrians walk the streets surrounding it. The cameras focus in on a group of people, standing at the top of the stairs that lead into the arena. They zoom in to see Chaz Dillinger and Helena, standing together with their entourage surrounding them. Chaz is dressed to impress, as is Helena. As always, Helena stands next to Chaz wearing only the finest materials that money can buy. Chaz is playing up his Christmas spirit, wearing a yuletide inspired sweater-vest. With a smile on his face, he turns to the cameras…
Chaz: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and happy holidays to you and yours. Today is a very special day in the history of Action Packed Wrestling, as Chaz Dillinger has made groundbreaking strides in the field of online entertainment. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, you’re witnessing history in the making.
…Welcome to the first installment of “The Chaz Dillinger Hour”. Now while this show may not be an hour long in its entirety, the name brings back a class and dignity, that hasn’t been seen since the days of the Dick Van Dyke Show. Everyone knows that Chaz Dillinger brings a much higher level of class and sophistication to Action Packed Wrestling, and it will be my pleasure to do so once again, for the APW website. As always, to my right is the lovely Helena. And of course, behind me, my Billion Dollar Entourage.
Chaz turns to the side, allowing the cameras to pin-in on his so-called “Billion Dollar Entourage”.
Chaz: I figured that today, we’d start off with a very classic episode. Today’s subject… ME!
Chaz chuckles a very cocky-like chuckle.
Chaz: Everyone all around the world by now, knows how great that I am. I was born into greatness, and I’ve made strides of my own to achieve it by myself. There’s no doubt, Chaz Dillinger was born to do great things in this world. This Sunday, I’ve got a chance to take my career to heights that no rookie has ever seen. For the past two weeks, I have made a fool of the APW Suicidal Champion. Katrina Olivetti (or Arcadia, as you might know her), fooled the world into thinking that she stood a chance against me. I proved to them once again, that they knew nothing! At Christmas Chaos, Chaz Dillinger has yet another chance to add an even greater accomplishment to his already illustrious list. Four men will enter, but only one man will receive the real prize.
But Chaz Dillinger is in the Christmas spirit, I know it’s a time for joy and cheer! That’s why today, I’m going to give credit where credit is due. My three opponents in this match, ARE quite talented. I mean, as long as I’m in the ring and running the show, none of them would have an issue with having a good match. Otherwise, I figure that they’re screwed. Let’s face the facts, I could wrestle a dead body, and entertain the fans more than any of my opponents could, right Helena?
Helena grins at her man, nodding her head in agreement.
Chaz: Ealier this week, we had the displeasure of hearing from one, Mike Morrison. Morrison had the audacity to tell the world that my upbringing was quite-posh? Posh Morrison, posh? Do you even know the slightest thing about me, kid? It’s obvious to me, that your intelligence is just as limited as your talent in the ring! I was raised in this city, New York City! I’ve seen things on these streets that you’ve never seen in your life! While you portray some character that you saw on the big screen, I’m the real deal! I’m the man that says what he is, and then goes out to the ring and proves it! You talk a big game, you talk a whole lot of shit too! But face it bitch, what you lack in the ring, you make up for with that big ass mouth!
I may have been brought up in money, but my money came at the pain and suffering of people like you! Leading a posh life, doesn’t make someone cold hearted. Living a lavish lifestyle by stealing from and manipulating those around you, makes you a cold hearted son of a bitch! Who knows Morrison, my family might have made a dollar or two off of yours! But that just makes you and your whole God damn family, a bunch of suckers! I’ve built my empire, by taking advantage of people just like you. And the truth is Mike Morrison, I’m going to take advantage of you again! Only this time, it’s going to benefit my wrestling career, not my wallet. But the success that it brings me, will indeed fatten my wallet as well.
You’re quite the odd individual, Morrison. Someone that probably acts the way that they do, more for attention than anything else. Your presence, your state of mind, your reasoning, it all sounds like bullshit to me. It sounds to me like you’re trying to get inside a few heads, more than ACTUALLY being who you say that you are. That’s where you and I differ. When I tell you I’m going to beat your ass, I’m going to do it. When I tell you that I’m going to walk out the winner, the referee raises my hand when it’s over! And once you think you’ve got me where you want me, I do what I told you I was going to do, and I make your ass tap out!
It’s simple, Mike! All you have to do is sit there, shut the hell up, and pay attention to what I have to say. But you wont, will you? You wont give my words the time of day, will you? Want to know why? Because people don’t listen to the truth, when it’s not what they want to hear. So tell me something, Mike…
…What have you done so far, in Action Packed Wrestling?
Chaz pauses for a moment.
Chaz: What have you done yet in this company, who have you beaten? Me, I’ve beaten a champion two times already! In just two matches, I have TECHNICALLY beaten Tommy Knoxville, Phil Atken, AND the APW Suicidal Champion. Not to mention, I’ve beaten the Suicidal Champion twice! Did I say that already?
Chaz looks at Helena, who shrugs her shoulders.
Helena: Does it matter? I could listen to you talk for hours!
Chaz smirks, and looks back into the camera.
Chaz: Therefore, I’ll ask again… Who in the hell have you beaten, Mike? I’ll answer that, NO ONE! You’ve beaten no one, because you ARE no one. You have no talent, you have no charisma, you look like a stick-bug, and you smell like the inside of an asshole! So do us all a favor, and cut the fucking act! This isn’t a game dipshit! This is a shot at gaining a World Heavyweight Championship shot, and I’m not going to waste it! I’m not going to waste time trying to make a name for myself in this business! I’m going straight to the top, no longer having to open shows with lackluster talents like you!
This match was made for Chaz Dillinger, can’t you see it? Behind the scenes, President Jeff knows what he has in me! He knows that Chaz Dillinger is the diamond in the rough, that could carry Action Packed Wrestling on his back, to heights that it has never seen before! Now tell me something, could he do the same thing with you? Could he put a company on your back? Could you take this company to heights unseen before, Mike?
Chaz scoffs.
Chaz: Of course, you couldn’t. Why? Because you’ve got NOTHING! You could never expect Jeff to put your face on a promotional poster, to put assess in the seats! Me on the other hand, he could sell the house out with! Put my likeness on a promotional poster, and the house is going to be jam packed! The only reason this match isn’t opening the night, is because of me! I’ve got everything it takes and more, to carry you and everyone else involved! But have no fear, you’re not alone in your journey of awfulness. Adam Young and Phil Atken are riding right along side of you, Mike!
What else would this match be for, if not to push the one guy that deserves to be pushed? You don’t deserve it! Neither do you, Adam Young! Who are you, anyways? Oh yeah, you’re that guy who couldn’t hold his own in my debut match, aren’t you? Not only did I have to beat three opponents, but I pretty much had to beat two worthless partners as well, didn’t I? But I guess that I should be thanking you, should I? Your worthlessness allowed me to exploit my worth to the company. And without you sucking as much as you do, I wouldn’t have been able to do so. Therefore, thank you Adam Young. Thank you for sucking as much as you do, and for showing that to everyone on national television. I really do appreciate that. Furthermore, allow me to thank you in advance, for your God-awful showing at Christmas Chaos. You proving to the world once again how bad you are, will undoubtedly skyrocket my career, all the way to the stars!
Think about it, boys! None of you have done anything with your careers! You’ve all been stagnant in this company! In my first two weeks, I’ve done more than all of you combine! So who else would this match be designed for, other than Chaz Dillinger? It’s simple boys, it really is. This is my time, MY moment! The thought of any of the three of you standing a chance, is just baffling to me! I can’t seem to think of any other way that this match should, could, or will end! The only thing I can see, is the best coming out on top! All I can see, is Chaz Dillinger getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship!
But there is that chance… There is the chance that I could grab coal, and one of you could get lucky. There is the chance that I could be eating at a low-rate restaurant, while one of you pisses away a perfectly good World Heavyweight Championship match. But I refuse to focus on that! I refuse to think that APW would allow one of you losers the opportunity to ruin their company! Chaz Dillinger could get by on his looks alone, but APW knows better than to market me for my looks! Jeff knows talent when he sees it, and he knows how big of a commodity I am going to be in this business! Secretly, this is his way of giving me that shot. This is Jeff’s way of giving me a chance to skip a few rungs on the APW ladder, and leave spares like you behind!
He’s doing it, because I’m worth more to him, than any of you could ever be. He knows greatness, and he can tell when someone can draw him a whole lot of money. I can draw money, even wrestling jobbers like yourselves. I can draw people to watch me, based on my charisma alone, looks alone, and most important, my talent alone! The only way I would pay to see any of my opponents in this match, is if it was a live lynching in the middle of Times Square, and their heads were in the guillotine! Talent can speak volumes, boys. And it’s obvious already, that I’m more cut out for this business, than any of you! But don’t take my word for it! Take a pole of these streets, and I’m more than positive that all the APW fans would tell you the exact same thing!
Chaz looks up at the sky, daydreaming for a moment.
Chaz: And won’t it be something when Chaz Dillinger earns that World Heavyweight Championship match? Wont it be something when Chaz Dillinger becomes main attraction of the Asylum brand? With the class, integrity, and money that I possess, my options are limitless in ANYTHING that I want to do! If I want to be the face of this fine organization, I can do it! If I want to be seen in the big lights and on the big screen, I can do that as well. If I wanted to use my money to buy this place right out from under the President, I can do that too! You see, my options are limitless! While I can do any and everything that I want, the only thing that you can do is sit back and watch from a distance!
I was born to do this, I was made for this very moment! It is my duty to rise to the occasion, and once again make chicken salad out of chicken shit! It’s on my shoulders, to make sure that the fans get exactly what they paid for! But then, it’s my job to take that World Heavyweight Championship match away from the three of you, and make the most of it! And how do I plan on doing that? By beating the living hell out of Jason Kash, and showing him what a real champion looks like! Face it boys, my talents are way past all three of you! I’ve got my eyes on the World Heavyweight Champion, and none of you are going to stand in my fucking way!
There’s no comparison. None of you could ever come toe to toe with me. And if you try, I will embarrass you. I will end your professional careers, without even thinking about it! The best thing for all of you, would be to stay in the back, and forfeit the World Heavyweight Championship shot to Chaz Dillinger. But for right now, that’s all the time that we have. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you join us again soon for the Chaz Dillinger Hour. Make sure you order the pay per view as well, because Chaz Dillinger WILL be making history. That I can promise you!
Chaz smiles into the camera as the zoom back out once again, and fade to black.
Chaz: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and happy holidays to you and yours. Today is a very special day in the history of Action Packed Wrestling, as Chaz Dillinger has made groundbreaking strides in the field of online entertainment. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, you’re witnessing history in the making.
…Welcome to the first installment of “The Chaz Dillinger Hour”. Now while this show may not be an hour long in its entirety, the name brings back a class and dignity, that hasn’t been seen since the days of the Dick Van Dyke Show. Everyone knows that Chaz Dillinger brings a much higher level of class and sophistication to Action Packed Wrestling, and it will be my pleasure to do so once again, for the APW website. As always, to my right is the lovely Helena. And of course, behind me, my Billion Dollar Entourage.
Chaz turns to the side, allowing the cameras to pin-in on his so-called “Billion Dollar Entourage”.
Chaz: I figured that today, we’d start off with a very classic episode. Today’s subject… ME!
Chaz chuckles a very cocky-like chuckle.
Chaz: Everyone all around the world by now, knows how great that I am. I was born into greatness, and I’ve made strides of my own to achieve it by myself. There’s no doubt, Chaz Dillinger was born to do great things in this world. This Sunday, I’ve got a chance to take my career to heights that no rookie has ever seen. For the past two weeks, I have made a fool of the APW Suicidal Champion. Katrina Olivetti (or Arcadia, as you might know her), fooled the world into thinking that she stood a chance against me. I proved to them once again, that they knew nothing! At Christmas Chaos, Chaz Dillinger has yet another chance to add an even greater accomplishment to his already illustrious list. Four men will enter, but only one man will receive the real prize.
But Chaz Dillinger is in the Christmas spirit, I know it’s a time for joy and cheer! That’s why today, I’m going to give credit where credit is due. My three opponents in this match, ARE quite talented. I mean, as long as I’m in the ring and running the show, none of them would have an issue with having a good match. Otherwise, I figure that they’re screwed. Let’s face the facts, I could wrestle a dead body, and entertain the fans more than any of my opponents could, right Helena?
Helena grins at her man, nodding her head in agreement.
Chaz: Ealier this week, we had the displeasure of hearing from one, Mike Morrison. Morrison had the audacity to tell the world that my upbringing was quite-posh? Posh Morrison, posh? Do you even know the slightest thing about me, kid? It’s obvious to me, that your intelligence is just as limited as your talent in the ring! I was raised in this city, New York City! I’ve seen things on these streets that you’ve never seen in your life! While you portray some character that you saw on the big screen, I’m the real deal! I’m the man that says what he is, and then goes out to the ring and proves it! You talk a big game, you talk a whole lot of shit too! But face it bitch, what you lack in the ring, you make up for with that big ass mouth!
I may have been brought up in money, but my money came at the pain and suffering of people like you! Leading a posh life, doesn’t make someone cold hearted. Living a lavish lifestyle by stealing from and manipulating those around you, makes you a cold hearted son of a bitch! Who knows Morrison, my family might have made a dollar or two off of yours! But that just makes you and your whole God damn family, a bunch of suckers! I’ve built my empire, by taking advantage of people just like you. And the truth is Mike Morrison, I’m going to take advantage of you again! Only this time, it’s going to benefit my wrestling career, not my wallet. But the success that it brings me, will indeed fatten my wallet as well.
You’re quite the odd individual, Morrison. Someone that probably acts the way that they do, more for attention than anything else. Your presence, your state of mind, your reasoning, it all sounds like bullshit to me. It sounds to me like you’re trying to get inside a few heads, more than ACTUALLY being who you say that you are. That’s where you and I differ. When I tell you I’m going to beat your ass, I’m going to do it. When I tell you that I’m going to walk out the winner, the referee raises my hand when it’s over! And once you think you’ve got me where you want me, I do what I told you I was going to do, and I make your ass tap out!
It’s simple, Mike! All you have to do is sit there, shut the hell up, and pay attention to what I have to say. But you wont, will you? You wont give my words the time of day, will you? Want to know why? Because people don’t listen to the truth, when it’s not what they want to hear. So tell me something, Mike…
…What have you done so far, in Action Packed Wrestling?
Chaz pauses for a moment.
Chaz: What have you done yet in this company, who have you beaten? Me, I’ve beaten a champion two times already! In just two matches, I have TECHNICALLY beaten Tommy Knoxville, Phil Atken, AND the APW Suicidal Champion. Not to mention, I’ve beaten the Suicidal Champion twice! Did I say that already?
Chaz looks at Helena, who shrugs her shoulders.
Helena: Does it matter? I could listen to you talk for hours!
Chaz smirks, and looks back into the camera.
Chaz: Therefore, I’ll ask again… Who in the hell have you beaten, Mike? I’ll answer that, NO ONE! You’ve beaten no one, because you ARE no one. You have no talent, you have no charisma, you look like a stick-bug, and you smell like the inside of an asshole! So do us all a favor, and cut the fucking act! This isn’t a game dipshit! This is a shot at gaining a World Heavyweight Championship shot, and I’m not going to waste it! I’m not going to waste time trying to make a name for myself in this business! I’m going straight to the top, no longer having to open shows with lackluster talents like you!
This match was made for Chaz Dillinger, can’t you see it? Behind the scenes, President Jeff knows what he has in me! He knows that Chaz Dillinger is the diamond in the rough, that could carry Action Packed Wrestling on his back, to heights that it has never seen before! Now tell me something, could he do the same thing with you? Could he put a company on your back? Could you take this company to heights unseen before, Mike?
Chaz scoffs.
Chaz: Of course, you couldn’t. Why? Because you’ve got NOTHING! You could never expect Jeff to put your face on a promotional poster, to put assess in the seats! Me on the other hand, he could sell the house out with! Put my likeness on a promotional poster, and the house is going to be jam packed! The only reason this match isn’t opening the night, is because of me! I’ve got everything it takes and more, to carry you and everyone else involved! But have no fear, you’re not alone in your journey of awfulness. Adam Young and Phil Atken are riding right along side of you, Mike!
What else would this match be for, if not to push the one guy that deserves to be pushed? You don’t deserve it! Neither do you, Adam Young! Who are you, anyways? Oh yeah, you’re that guy who couldn’t hold his own in my debut match, aren’t you? Not only did I have to beat three opponents, but I pretty much had to beat two worthless partners as well, didn’t I? But I guess that I should be thanking you, should I? Your worthlessness allowed me to exploit my worth to the company. And without you sucking as much as you do, I wouldn’t have been able to do so. Therefore, thank you Adam Young. Thank you for sucking as much as you do, and for showing that to everyone on national television. I really do appreciate that. Furthermore, allow me to thank you in advance, for your God-awful showing at Christmas Chaos. You proving to the world once again how bad you are, will undoubtedly skyrocket my career, all the way to the stars!
Think about it, boys! None of you have done anything with your careers! You’ve all been stagnant in this company! In my first two weeks, I’ve done more than all of you combine! So who else would this match be designed for, other than Chaz Dillinger? It’s simple boys, it really is. This is my time, MY moment! The thought of any of the three of you standing a chance, is just baffling to me! I can’t seem to think of any other way that this match should, could, or will end! The only thing I can see, is the best coming out on top! All I can see, is Chaz Dillinger getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship!
But there is that chance… There is the chance that I could grab coal, and one of you could get lucky. There is the chance that I could be eating at a low-rate restaurant, while one of you pisses away a perfectly good World Heavyweight Championship match. But I refuse to focus on that! I refuse to think that APW would allow one of you losers the opportunity to ruin their company! Chaz Dillinger could get by on his looks alone, but APW knows better than to market me for my looks! Jeff knows talent when he sees it, and he knows how big of a commodity I am going to be in this business! Secretly, this is his way of giving me that shot. This is Jeff’s way of giving me a chance to skip a few rungs on the APW ladder, and leave spares like you behind!
He’s doing it, because I’m worth more to him, than any of you could ever be. He knows greatness, and he can tell when someone can draw him a whole lot of money. I can draw money, even wrestling jobbers like yourselves. I can draw people to watch me, based on my charisma alone, looks alone, and most important, my talent alone! The only way I would pay to see any of my opponents in this match, is if it was a live lynching in the middle of Times Square, and their heads were in the guillotine! Talent can speak volumes, boys. And it’s obvious already, that I’m more cut out for this business, than any of you! But don’t take my word for it! Take a pole of these streets, and I’m more than positive that all the APW fans would tell you the exact same thing!
Chaz looks up at the sky, daydreaming for a moment.
Chaz: And won’t it be something when Chaz Dillinger earns that World Heavyweight Championship match? Wont it be something when Chaz Dillinger becomes main attraction of the Asylum brand? With the class, integrity, and money that I possess, my options are limitless in ANYTHING that I want to do! If I want to be the face of this fine organization, I can do it! If I want to be seen in the big lights and on the big screen, I can do that as well. If I wanted to use my money to buy this place right out from under the President, I can do that too! You see, my options are limitless! While I can do any and everything that I want, the only thing that you can do is sit back and watch from a distance!
I was born to do this, I was made for this very moment! It is my duty to rise to the occasion, and once again make chicken salad out of chicken shit! It’s on my shoulders, to make sure that the fans get exactly what they paid for! But then, it’s my job to take that World Heavyweight Championship match away from the three of you, and make the most of it! And how do I plan on doing that? By beating the living hell out of Jason Kash, and showing him what a real champion looks like! Face it boys, my talents are way past all three of you! I’ve got my eyes on the World Heavyweight Champion, and none of you are going to stand in my fucking way!
There’s no comparison. None of you could ever come toe to toe with me. And if you try, I will embarrass you. I will end your professional careers, without even thinking about it! The best thing for all of you, would be to stay in the back, and forfeit the World Heavyweight Championship shot to Chaz Dillinger. But for right now, that’s all the time that we have. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you join us again soon for the Chaz Dillinger Hour. Make sure you order the pay per view as well, because Chaz Dillinger WILL be making history. That I can promise you!
Chaz smiles into the camera as the zoom back out once again, and fade to black.
