Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on May 21, 2008 12:04:01 GMT -4
The crowd in the jam packed Phillips Arena jump to their feet in a roaring swing of cheers as the Overdrive Champion Justin Job ducks out of the way from a CHRIST-like pele kick. Job rebounds with a stiff clothesline while sweeping the Lions feet at the exact time, the forearm smashes across the chest of Lively. Lively's shoulders crash down onto the mat as he topples over violently from the assault from Job. Justin stomps the back of Lively's head, then picks him up to his feet. Justin Job then leaps up nailing the Lion in the upper chest with a standing drop kick. Job then gets back upright, and raises his arms to the crowd. The fans seem to love this Overdrive Champion. Lively begins to stir then rises, shaking his head to clear the cob webs, Our personal JESUS runs across the ring jumps onto middle rope spring boarding backward in a corkscrew spinning clothesline dropping Job to the mat violently. Lively then steps through the ropes outside. Grabs the top rope and launches upward, His feet land on the top rope as they spring him up he shifts position mid air and then spring his feet on the ropes again and moonsaults backward toward Job. Justin quickly rolls out of the way, a rises to his feet, followed by Lively who is holding his mid-section from the missed moonsault. Job swings a right into the jaw of Lively, followed by an awkward left. As the fist connected with Michaels jaw it spun him around, when he instantly leaped up back flipping and connecting with Justin Job with a CHRIST-like pele kick. Job falls to the mat from the kick as Lively scrambles to composure. Lively rushes over to the downed Job who has started to stir. The Lion drops a viscous short leg drop onto the head of Job, and repeats for another as Justin goes a little limp. The JESUS like Lion grabs Justin by the wrist and drags him into position close to the corner. Lively quickly springs to the top rope, strikes the I am JESUS pose then leaps out spinning in mid-air preforming a gainer and quickly whipping his legs around for the leg drop.
Chase: PRELUDE! PRELUDE!
Lively pulls both legs of Justin's up for the cover, as the ref's hand slaps the mat.
Tony Ferrari : Your winner and NEW Overdrive champion The White Lion Michael Lively.........
The Lion jumps to his feet as the ref brings him his new prize. The Lion grabs the belt from the ref as if he hadn't come to close to a living God. Michael then walks over to Ferrari addresses him in a stiff manor. After the barage from the Lion Ferrari, nods his head in aggrement.
Tony Ferrari: Ladies and Gentlemen I have a correction, your winner and NEW Overdrive champion, the second coming of Christ, the savior of the industry, the true living JESUS, the White Lion Michael Lively....
The ref attempts to raise Lively's hand for the victory. The Lion quickly snaps his arm away from the ref and spits in his face, and then shoves him down. Michael then goes to the corner climbs to the top rope, holds the title in his right hand as he strikes the JESUS pose, the arena that has been overwhelmed with boo's for the last few minutes or so by the fans, that have now switched to a chant.
"You’re an ASSHOLE" clap clap,clap clap clap "You’re an ASSHOLE"
Lively smirks at the crowd as he hosts the title in the air, and then spits out toward the fans, then salutes then with a very Christ like middle finger.
Harvey: Wow, that was a heavenly F.U. hunh!
Lively then jumps down into the ring, and rolls out under the bottom rope. He walks up the ramp as the crowd has now begun to throw trash at the most hatted man in the APW. He walks up the ramp as the back view of Lively can be seen, he holds the belt up with one hand and a finger for the crowd with the other as he exits the rampway. He makes it backstage with his new strap, as his mother runs up to him, and plants a huge open mouth kiss on her son, she jams her tongue down his throat...........
White Lion: WHAT THE FUCK!
[glow=red,2,300]The Lion then jumps up off of the couch in the locker room. His mother sitting across the room reading a issue of Cosmo. Lively the wipes the sweat from his brow, then looks around. [/glow]
Ms. Lively: You ok Michael?
White Lion: Yeah.......I just was having a Prophecy come to me in a dream.
Ms. Lively: So was it a good vision of what's to come?
White Lion: Uhhh, yeah I got the "W" over Justin and brought home the strap just as I know I will....... but there was some uneasy things I witnessed....things I uh..... must pray to not come to fruition.
[glow=red,2,300]The Lion then drops to his knees holding his hands together as he goes into a deep prayer of meditation. Ms. Lively closes her magazine, and looks upon her son as Kaos walks into the locker room. Lively senses the presence of the one and only, a true legend of the ring, a man that Lively hopes he can some day live up to. Michael stands, and turns to Kaos.[/glow]
White Lion: S'up GOD!
Kaos: What's up, so you bringing home some gold or what kid?
White Lion: You know this, don't you worry about the JESUS, I got it.
[glow=red,2,300]Michael then turns toward the door of the locker room, as Sprit and the Goddess her self walk through it. Lively smirks at his stable mates and walks out leaving the future tag team champions to talk with his excellency Kaos. Lively walks down the hall and begins thinking to himself. Thoughts of the dream he had just had cloud his mind, he then smiles thinking about becoming the Overdrive Champion. Michael's brain then switches toward the great Kenny Lambardo. The Lion remembers his own arrival and the calling out of the Kaotik, the brief feud they had, and the feeling he had just as the ref had raised his hand in victory over the true living God himself. Lively then pondered just how his mood quickly changed, and after going one on one with Kenny how even though he sneaked out the victory, it was truly Kenny who had won. Kenny had shown the Lion that he must respect the Kaotik, the jealousy then transformed into admiration. Lively then realized just how great the Godly one was. Michael Lively's entire thought process had spun completely around, and in his mind there is no one better the Kaos, and he to has grown his own ego. The head of the White Lion is one with arrogance and confidence, a feeling that one on one, no man can beat him. Michael then stops and turns into a room closing the door behind him. [/glow]
And at this point in time we must pay our bills with a commercial.
Announcer: Coming this summer from Sports Illustrated, the people that bring you the famous Swimsuit edition, comes the Male Celebrity Swim Suit magazine. There are Hot.....There are oily.......and their in swim suits, and as an added bonus if you order now, the making of DVD will your gift at no cost. Thats right a bonus featuring the Celebs in picture taking mode.
Screech from Saved by the Bell stands there with a banana hammock wrapped around his deal, all oiled up posing for the camera. He changes positions as the camera pops off more shots.
A view of Comedian Ant, and Richard Simmons hugging in Speedo, while a photographer snaps out picture after picture
Announcer: Also on this exclusive DVD features the first time ever we have had a guest photographer, Justin Job and he takes pictures of his buddy Gilbert.
Gilbert stands in a pair of board shorts, and a tank top. "Klick" "Klick" goes the camera as Justin Job rapid fires photos. "Ooooh give it to me" and more pictures are snapped. "Take of your shirt" Hollers Job. Gilbert awkwardly obliges. "Thats it show how bad ass and hot you are" aks Justin as Gilbert pouts for the camera. "You know I think we need to oil you up" Says Justin Job. He then set the camera down walks over to his friend and begins lathering up his chest and waist area. "Ooohh yeah all soft and silky, feel so nice, ouuuhh god" stutters Justin Job.
Announcer: This DVD has footage for everyone, if you are a young women hot and loose, or a confused male, the material on this DVD should get you where you need to be. Chock full, hot mediocre men to snap your sausage to.....act now and we will throw in the Justin Job special edition Anal Ease. Justin Tell them all about it.
Justin Job: Well this product is fully endorsed by me, and I use every occasion I get. It has a numbing agent to really loosen up the tension, and gives it that slight tingle that makes you shiver. If you ask me it's a hell of a deal.
Announcer: Lets here what Celeb Tom Cruise had to say about it
Tom Cruise: Some say it's gay, I say it's a way of life, and lets face it....it's hot!
Announcer: Hurry folks operators are standing by, call now
"""""The people portrayed in this commercial were hired impersonators, not real celebrities, and the footage may or may not be really the celebs portrayed"""""
[glow=red,2,300]And we are back as the fans in the arena quickly take notice to the titantron as it comes to life. On the screen is a room with a podium center of the shot, with a wall of lit candles in the background, a large cross in the background, with the CoK lettering made of metal nailed to it. The fans boo for they have just realized it is another CoK production. The lights in the arena dim so the titantrom is the only illuminating other then thousands of flash bulbs. Michael Lively wearing a hooded vest steps up to the podium, strikes his JESUS pose and then flips the hood back.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"You’re an Asshole" You’re an Asshole" chants ring out around the arena. Lively then smiles with his eyes closed head pointing upward. He then opens his eyes and looks deep into the camera. The Lions eyes are bloodshot, possibly from contact high, cause lord knows there is a lot of pot smoke in the backstage area of APW. The camera focuses on the Lion and he speaks. [/glow]
White Lion: Mayhem....there has been and always be Mayhem in the world we live in. The world of wrestling is one filled with lots of Mayhem, plenty of posers, and frauds, but that ends thanks to the JESUS. The Overdrive title will have a champion that will respect that belt, not some Jobbed out jabrone who doesn't know where the belt is half the time. Hell I'm sure the only time Justin knows where the belt is, just prior to going out for a match when the APW staff have to strap the title belt around his waist.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans begin to cheer for Justin Job.[/glow]
White Lion: You see, frankly you people disgust me!
[glow=red,2,300]The fans then boo, and quickly start the "You’re an Asshole" chant again. The Lion stands at his podium waiting for the crowd noise to die down and then resumes. [/glow]
White Lion: You have no respect for this business, no respect for the work put in to entertain you people, no respect for what it truly takes to be a champion. That must be why you people cheer Justin Job.
[glow=red,2,300]Once again an explosion of cheers.[/glow]
White Lion: SHUT UP!!!.....Justin doesn’t have respect for this game, or even respect the Overdrive title, and I'm damn sure he doesn't respect the JESUS.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans then turn to a "FUCK YOU JESUS" chant. [/glow]
White Lion: Well he may not respect the JESUS, but the JESUS will teach this simple man what it's like to be a GOD. I stand here not only as your savior, but as the next Overdrive champion. You people may dislike me now, but when I strip your pathetic Jobber of his belt, then the hatred will be unbelievable. Right this very moment I'm sure Justin Job is out filming some goofy ass skit, with balloons and clowns, and other non-sense, and then when he finishes getting stroked off by Gilbert, he'll plop down in front of a camera and spew a lot of garbled mouth bits of shit talks as jizz drips from his chin. Well that is fine, and it may have done you some justice thus far, but your time nibbling on the dick to keep your belt has just ended, it's my turn to nibble some dick.
[glow=red,2,300]The crowd then chuckles at the remark from Lion as his face turns red realizing he just blurted out that he wants to nibble dick. [/glow]
White Lion: No..no, what I mean is it's my time to shine. Job we have went at it before, but now it's one on one, with this very title on the line, . Straight up there is no way you handle the JESUS, let alone lace up my boots. There will be no one else to worry about, just 100% focus on ripping the title from your unworthy waist, and you will be scrambling back to EWC to hide, or possibly obsess on John Green. Scripture has been written, prophecies have been laid out, and now all that is left for the destiny to be fulfilled. The rise of the Lion has already begun, and there isn't a thing Job or any other son of a bitch can do about it. I am the JESUS and there has never been a mother fucker quite like me.
[glow=red,2,300]Lively then strikes the I am JESUS pose as the crowd chants "FUCK YOU JESUS", and he responds with a wad of spit flying into the camera, and a bird for them to remember him by.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300](The titantron then fades to black as the show moves on, just like Justin Job after losing his title, the APW will move on, Justin WHO?.....just JESUS.......thats right bitches)[/glow]
Chase: PRELUDE! PRELUDE!
Lively pulls both legs of Justin's up for the cover, as the ref's hand slaps the mat.
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Tony Ferrari : Your winner and NEW Overdrive champion The White Lion Michael Lively.........
The Lion jumps to his feet as the ref brings him his new prize. The Lion grabs the belt from the ref as if he hadn't come to close to a living God. Michael then walks over to Ferrari addresses him in a stiff manor. After the barage from the Lion Ferrari, nods his head in aggrement.
Tony Ferrari: Ladies and Gentlemen I have a correction, your winner and NEW Overdrive champion, the second coming of Christ, the savior of the industry, the true living JESUS, the White Lion Michael Lively....
The ref attempts to raise Lively's hand for the victory. The Lion quickly snaps his arm away from the ref and spits in his face, and then shoves him down. Michael then goes to the corner climbs to the top rope, holds the title in his right hand as he strikes the JESUS pose, the arena that has been overwhelmed with boo's for the last few minutes or so by the fans, that have now switched to a chant.
"You’re an ASSHOLE" clap clap,clap clap clap "You’re an ASSHOLE"
Lively smirks at the crowd as he hosts the title in the air, and then spits out toward the fans, then salutes then with a very Christ like middle finger.
Harvey: Wow, that was a heavenly F.U. hunh!
Lively then jumps down into the ring, and rolls out under the bottom rope. He walks up the ramp as the crowd has now begun to throw trash at the most hatted man in the APW. He walks up the ramp as the back view of Lively can be seen, he holds the belt up with one hand and a finger for the crowd with the other as he exits the rampway. He makes it backstage with his new strap, as his mother runs up to him, and plants a huge open mouth kiss on her son, she jams her tongue down his throat...........
White Lion: WHAT THE FUCK!
[glow=red,2,300]The Lion then jumps up off of the couch in the locker room. His mother sitting across the room reading a issue of Cosmo. Lively the wipes the sweat from his brow, then looks around. [/glow]
Ms. Lively: You ok Michael?
White Lion: Yeah.......I just was having a Prophecy come to me in a dream.
Ms. Lively: So was it a good vision of what's to come?
White Lion: Uhhh, yeah I got the "W" over Justin and brought home the strap just as I know I will....... but there was some uneasy things I witnessed....things I uh..... must pray to not come to fruition.
[glow=red,2,300]The Lion then drops to his knees holding his hands together as he goes into a deep prayer of meditation. Ms. Lively closes her magazine, and looks upon her son as Kaos walks into the locker room. Lively senses the presence of the one and only, a true legend of the ring, a man that Lively hopes he can some day live up to. Michael stands, and turns to Kaos.[/glow]
White Lion: S'up GOD!
Kaos: What's up, so you bringing home some gold or what kid?
White Lion: You know this, don't you worry about the JESUS, I got it.
[glow=red,2,300]Michael then turns toward the door of the locker room, as Sprit and the Goddess her self walk through it. Lively smirks at his stable mates and walks out leaving the future tag team champions to talk with his excellency Kaos. Lively walks down the hall and begins thinking to himself. Thoughts of the dream he had just had cloud his mind, he then smiles thinking about becoming the Overdrive Champion. Michael's brain then switches toward the great Kenny Lambardo. The Lion remembers his own arrival and the calling out of the Kaotik, the brief feud they had, and the feeling he had just as the ref had raised his hand in victory over the true living God himself. Lively then pondered just how his mood quickly changed, and after going one on one with Kenny how even though he sneaked out the victory, it was truly Kenny who had won. Kenny had shown the Lion that he must respect the Kaotik, the jealousy then transformed into admiration. Lively then realized just how great the Godly one was. Michael Lively's entire thought process had spun completely around, and in his mind there is no one better the Kaos, and he to has grown his own ego. The head of the White Lion is one with arrogance and confidence, a feeling that one on one, no man can beat him. Michael then stops and turns into a room closing the door behind him. [/glow]
And at this point in time we must pay our bills with a commercial.
Announcer: Coming this summer from Sports Illustrated, the people that bring you the famous Swimsuit edition, comes the Male Celebrity Swim Suit magazine. There are Hot.....There are oily.......and their in swim suits, and as an added bonus if you order now, the making of DVD will your gift at no cost. Thats right a bonus featuring the Celebs in picture taking mode.
Screech from Saved by the Bell stands there with a banana hammock wrapped around his deal, all oiled up posing for the camera. He changes positions as the camera pops off more shots.
A view of Comedian Ant, and Richard Simmons hugging in Speedo, while a photographer snaps out picture after picture
Announcer: Also on this exclusive DVD features the first time ever we have had a guest photographer, Justin Job and he takes pictures of his buddy Gilbert.
Gilbert stands in a pair of board shorts, and a tank top. "Klick" "Klick" goes the camera as Justin Job rapid fires photos. "Ooooh give it to me" and more pictures are snapped. "Take of your shirt" Hollers Job. Gilbert awkwardly obliges. "Thats it show how bad ass and hot you are" aks Justin as Gilbert pouts for the camera. "You know I think we need to oil you up" Says Justin Job. He then set the camera down walks over to his friend and begins lathering up his chest and waist area. "Ooohh yeah all soft and silky, feel so nice, ouuuhh god" stutters Justin Job.
Announcer: This DVD has footage for everyone, if you are a young women hot and loose, or a confused male, the material on this DVD should get you where you need to be. Chock full, hot mediocre men to snap your sausage to.....act now and we will throw in the Justin Job special edition Anal Ease. Justin Tell them all about it.
Justin Job: Well this product is fully endorsed by me, and I use every occasion I get. It has a numbing agent to really loosen up the tension, and gives it that slight tingle that makes you shiver. If you ask me it's a hell of a deal.
Announcer: Lets here what Celeb Tom Cruise had to say about it
Tom Cruise: Some say it's gay, I say it's a way of life, and lets face it....it's hot!
Announcer: Hurry folks operators are standing by, call now
"""""The people portrayed in this commercial were hired impersonators, not real celebrities, and the footage may or may not be really the celebs portrayed"""""
[glow=red,2,300]And we are back as the fans in the arena quickly take notice to the titantron as it comes to life. On the screen is a room with a podium center of the shot, with a wall of lit candles in the background, a large cross in the background, with the CoK lettering made of metal nailed to it. The fans boo for they have just realized it is another CoK production. The lights in the arena dim so the titantrom is the only illuminating other then thousands of flash bulbs. Michael Lively wearing a hooded vest steps up to the podium, strikes his JESUS pose and then flips the hood back.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]"You’re an Asshole" You’re an Asshole" chants ring out around the arena. Lively then smiles with his eyes closed head pointing upward. He then opens his eyes and looks deep into the camera. The Lions eyes are bloodshot, possibly from contact high, cause lord knows there is a lot of pot smoke in the backstage area of APW. The camera focuses on the Lion and he speaks. [/glow]
White Lion: Mayhem....there has been and always be Mayhem in the world we live in. The world of wrestling is one filled with lots of Mayhem, plenty of posers, and frauds, but that ends thanks to the JESUS. The Overdrive title will have a champion that will respect that belt, not some Jobbed out jabrone who doesn't know where the belt is half the time. Hell I'm sure the only time Justin knows where the belt is, just prior to going out for a match when the APW staff have to strap the title belt around his waist.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans begin to cheer for Justin Job.[/glow]
White Lion: You see, frankly you people disgust me!
[glow=red,2,300]The fans then boo, and quickly start the "You’re an Asshole" chant again. The Lion stands at his podium waiting for the crowd noise to die down and then resumes. [/glow]
White Lion: You have no respect for this business, no respect for the work put in to entertain you people, no respect for what it truly takes to be a champion. That must be why you people cheer Justin Job.
[glow=red,2,300]Once again an explosion of cheers.[/glow]
White Lion: SHUT UP!!!.....Justin doesn’t have respect for this game, or even respect the Overdrive title, and I'm damn sure he doesn't respect the JESUS.
[glow=red,2,300]The fans then turn to a "FUCK YOU JESUS" chant. [/glow]
White Lion: Well he may not respect the JESUS, but the JESUS will teach this simple man what it's like to be a GOD. I stand here not only as your savior, but as the next Overdrive champion. You people may dislike me now, but when I strip your pathetic Jobber of his belt, then the hatred will be unbelievable. Right this very moment I'm sure Justin Job is out filming some goofy ass skit, with balloons and clowns, and other non-sense, and then when he finishes getting stroked off by Gilbert, he'll plop down in front of a camera and spew a lot of garbled mouth bits of shit talks as jizz drips from his chin. Well that is fine, and it may have done you some justice thus far, but your time nibbling on the dick to keep your belt has just ended, it's my turn to nibble some dick.
[glow=red,2,300]The crowd then chuckles at the remark from Lion as his face turns red realizing he just blurted out that he wants to nibble dick. [/glow]
White Lion: No..no, what I mean is it's my time to shine. Job we have went at it before, but now it's one on one, with this very title on the line, . Straight up there is no way you handle the JESUS, let alone lace up my boots. There will be no one else to worry about, just 100% focus on ripping the title from your unworthy waist, and you will be scrambling back to EWC to hide, or possibly obsess on John Green. Scripture has been written, prophecies have been laid out, and now all that is left for the destiny to be fulfilled. The rise of the Lion has already begun, and there isn't a thing Job or any other son of a bitch can do about it. I am the JESUS and there has never been a mother fucker quite like me.
[glow=red,2,300]Lively then strikes the I am JESUS pose as the crowd chants "FUCK YOU JESUS", and he responds with a wad of spit flying into the camera, and a bird for them to remember him by.[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300](The titantron then fades to black as the show moves on, just like Justin Job after losing his title, the APW will move on, Justin WHO?.....just JESUS.......thats right bitches)[/glow]
