Post by Mike Morrison on Dec 15, 2011 18:56:36 GMT -4
The camera switches on in a field and Mike Morrison is sitting in the field resting under a tree, although he looks as he at peace twisted thoughts are going through his head, he has watched the promo of one Chaz Dillinger and just giggles at his bullshit ideals.
“Ha ha shit I thought my jokes are bad, but Chaz you take the bloody biscuit, talking how you had it rough in New York City, heh I thought I was delusional so let me put this into perspective before I continue, your ancestors were thieves and rapscallions, they gave you all their money, trained you in the most posh environments, you right I don’t know one thing. What it is like to be born with a silver dildo shoved up my arse. Your money may have come from pain and suffering, but you didn’t cause the pain and suffering did you Chaz? No you let men who have bigger balls do it while you took the credit you sponge.”
Mike laughs at the idea of someone being anal bashed by a silver dildo
You talk of manipulation and taking advantage, heh you couldn’t manipulate and take advantage of a prostitute doped on the date rape drug, Wow you beat Tommy Knoxville let me give you a round of mock applause. You talk about who you have beaten but if you have been in the industry that long then you know the old saying of you are only as good as your last match. If you are the real deal then prove it, I cannot wait till you realize your folly and beg me to stop the pain, the Taliban only dream about the shit I am capable of doing. I was born and raised as bad as the next man, let me run a few home truths.”
Mike just grins and continues.
“Have you ever set fire to someone and watched them burn because of a rivalry over a woman? Have you ever chewed on raw frog flesh in science class just to freak out a bully? Have you watched you friend get stabbed in front of you for being a different colour? Or maybe you went to Borstal or what you call Juvie and get the liquid cosh for freaking out and trying to shank someone because all that’s ingrained on your mind is ending up like Davis from the film Scum? Watch the movie I am sure your daddy can buy it for you.”
Mike catches a fly and puts it into his palms.
“You say that I emulate a film, not really I do pay homage to a great movie and the main character is something I do aspire to. Nothing wrong with having a role model right? Making my ass tap out please try I shall enjoy it oh and I am feeling a bit tense, maybe your submission move will be the massaging that I need. You talk about taking the company to new heights, putting asses in seats. Personally I couldn’t give a shit, I am here to cause colossal damage, I am here to destroy as many hopes and dreams as I can, do not fear the pain I am about to bestow upon you, as an old saying goes pain is weakness leaving the body and you have a lot of weakness to leave your body.”
‘Man, with the way these people suck up to President Jeff, if anymore do he could have himself a Greek Orgy, makes me ill just thinking about it.’
“What makes me laugh even more then your bullshit, is how much you expect Der Fuhrer AKA President Jeff to propel you to heights, to get a chance to taste the forbidden fruit. What you have to realize like myself and Rico have already have found out is that on this roster we are like Rambo, we are totally expendable, I cannot wait for you to go thank you Mein Fuhrer for propelling me to new heights just for you to coming crashing down like a comet.”
Mike crushes the fly and puts it in his mouth and starts chewing.
“Yeah you are from New York blah blah, I am from London, the capital of one of the greatest empires, I take those from Times Square and lynch them in front of true patriots in Westminster to us Brits it isn’t for any gain it’s as the band the Jam quoted “That’s Entertainment” Does that count as a grammar error, fuck it this is a promo not a English competition. New Yorkers I shit em.
So tell me what will you use as your excuse when this so called ‘lackluster talent’ destroys your hopes and makes you go crying back to your family, you are better living in obscurity then trying to best me.
Tell me Chaz what will happen when you realizing I am not acting? Oh and as for saying thank you for the Christmas present which will undoubtedly be my foot rammed up your shitter well you are indeed welcome, wow for a spoilt so and so you do have some manners no one has said thank you to me for giving them a kicking before.”
Mike spits out the fly and swallows.
“Yeah nothing like a bit of energy to get yourself going, and giving someone a happy slap isn’t a way of fighting. Just remember that Chaz.”
“Of course do not assume I have forgotten the other two people on the list I mean where would my manners be if I didn’t talk about crushing the skull of the mystery man and the Tony Blair wannabe?”
“We have of course the mystery man Adam Young a character of many unheard of abilities, more blag than battle, what is he waiting for? His promo has not arrived yet I thought if he was a man of moral fiber as he has claimed to be, he would get some bollocks and start ripping everyone and tell us how he is going to rule the world like some B-Movie super villain. But alas the man of so called perfection hasn’t dropped a line yet I guess we have found out where the supply of the APW’s hot air has disappeared to, I live in a world of crazy people. Heh heh”
“Now not one to be a hypocrite but the contract we are indeed fighting for is a chance anywhere, anytime. So to claim our chance we will be skulking about like rats, that suits you fine, but I have to lower myself to such degrading ideals. I know Adam you are waiting to see what is happening before you make your battle plan. Skulking about the shadows not my idea of a potential champ, but then again we will have to do that at some point to climb the ladder, it wont help you this time around, as not only have I adapted said ideals to my repertoire, I have improved on it more than anyone could ever hope to do. So don’t sit back come at me it won’t give you your victory, but then I might believe the hype that is spread about you amongst the locker room. But the way it is to me now you are all brag with no balls.”
‘I will offer battle with this man, I would like to see if there is any hype, and how far this hype will go’
Mike looks up at the clear blue sky, to him all the clouds are like those pictures you look at in therapy. He looks into the camera again
“Of course we have Phil Atkin the biggest liar of them all, I mean he is in training to be a politician and everyone knows what he brings to the table everything he says is going to be full of crap. Does anyone take this guy seriously? I cannot wait to see how he is going to put himself forward for this little scuffle, I mean what is he going to do raise our taxes if he loses.
For everyone who thought the Martyrs of Madness, of course for those who are not with current events, it is the team formed by myself and Rico Casteel. For those who thought our alliance was a joke, you haven’t seen nothing yet, wait till you get a butchers of Phil Atkin heh that should be his entrance moniker the biggest fibber in the APW.
Oh and thinking the Martyrs of Madness are a joke is a stupid mistake one myself and Rico will soon rectify when the APW is turned arse over tit.”
Mike gathers his thoughts and gets on track.
“Sorry to digress there folks but you should know it is habit, so get bloody used to it. Back to the politician Phil Atkin. I mean what is he going to do, hide behind some big words and use pronunciation to bore me to death, maybe he will bore me by trying to discuss the latest political titbit and put me to sleep.”
“No I wouldn’t say I am dead curt to win, but my chance is as good if not a little better than the others, although stranger things have happened I should know.”
The camera turns off followed by static.
