Post by 2nd Generation Saints on Dec 16, 2011 22:26:43 GMT -4
Cameras zoom in on Cid Phoenix and Dan Bochner, as they sit and have a couple of beers at New York City's Doc Holliday's Bar. The two laugh aloud, as they look over and spot two girls who smile at them.
DAN: Ahem! Excuse me, ladies? You feel like company?
Cid looks at Dan and shakes his head, as the two girls walk over and sit at their table. Cid gets up and downs his beer and walks off, leaving Dan alone with the two girls, who are a blonde and a redhead.
DAN: So, what're your names?
BLONDE: My names Sugar.
REDHEAD: And my names Baby.
DAN(grins) Sugar & Baby! That's just lovely! Well, I'm Dan "The Man" & my friend who seems a bit shy, is.. Well, let's just call him "Shy Cid".
Baby, the redhead looks over to the bar, where Cid takes a seat with his back to everyone.
BABY: What's his problem is he gay?
DAN: What? No, that's not it, Honey.
BABY: I'm Baby.
DAN: Whatever.. Anyway, that's not it. He left himself a little girlfriend back in Las Vegas.
BABY: Las Vegas? As in Nevada?
DAN: Uhm..Yeah. As in Nevada.
Dan gives her a sidelong look and exhales.
DAN: You see girls, my friend and I are wrestlers.
SUGAR (turns to Baby): You see I told you they were those guys!
DAN(turns to Sugar): You heard of us?
SUGAR: Well, yeah! You guys are amazing! We saw your match for the APW contracts! It was brutal!
BABY (excited): Yeah, the way you knocked out that referee with that lead pipe...
SUGAR: ...and Cid smashed open that one guys face with the brass knuckles!
DAN(Chuckles): Yeah, that's right.. You definitely were there!
BABY: But tell me something, Dan.
DAN: Shoot.
BABY: Where did you guys get the glass table at the end?
DAN: Oh thats just something we used to do years ago that we brought back into our repertoire.
SUGAR: Why glass tables?
DAN: Because regular tables are so boring - they're not Hardcore enough. Cid's like the King of Glass Tables Matches. He has been ever since beating our agent Timmons in two of them.
BABY: That's really amazing!
DAN: You wanna know what is even more amazing?
BOTH: What?
DAN: Cid & I are going to do the same thing to Brandy Boyer and her partner Terry Lee Richards at Christmas Chaos!
The two girls look at eachother a moment, before turning back towards Dan.
SUGAR: Who are they?
DAN: They're new talent that showed up. Brandy's like this trailer park trashy truckstop gutterslut, who looks like Mrs. Crabtree from South Park, and Terry's some old geezer who's a backyard wrestler and probably hooked on pain medication.
BABY: That's groovy!
Dan looks over to where Cid is seated, then turns to whisper in Baby's ear. Baby smiles and then nods to him and gets up to walk over to where Cid has been sitting. She takes a seat next to Cid, as Sugar turns to Dan.
SUGAR: What'd you say to her?
DAN(smirks): I told her I needed some alone time with you. Besides, my friend could use some cheering up.
SUGAR (smiles): I like your way of thinking!
DAN(Puts his arm around Sugar): I knew you'd say that.
Meanwhile, at the bar, Cid sits drinking a beer while Baby nudges up against him.
BABY: You don't talk much..
CID: I've got nothing to say.
BABY: Tell me about this team that you two are facing tomorrow?
CID: Dan tell you about that?
BABY: Yeah.. We were at your match for the contracts.
CID(turns to Baby): Oh yeah? Well, we won that match fair and square!
BABY: Hey, I won't dispute that! By the way, I loved the brass knuckles shot and the guy getting put through the glass tables at the end!
CID(smiles): Really? You know we're planning on doing that very same thing to Brandy and her partner tomorrow!
BABY: I know! And guess what?
CID: What?
BABY: Sugar and I will be front row at ringside! Dan scored us a couple of tickets and a backstage pass!
Cid's brow furrows. He looks back towards Dan who smiles and shrugs his shoulders. He gives a faux smile at Baby.
CID: That - That's just great! You guys can hang out with a few of the APW Megastars!
BABY: Well, I've only got my eyes on one of them right now..
Cid almost jumps out of his skin upon seeing Baby batting her eyelashes at him. He moves his seat a tiny distance, and then turns to her.
CID: Listen, Abby..
BABY: It's Baby.
CID: Whatever.. I can't be going around jumping into anything right now. I kinda left some unfinished business back in--
BABY: Vegas, I know. But She's not here, and I like to live for the moment!
Baby lurches forth and plants a kiss on Cid, who just about stumbles back from the stoop and knocks into another man, who drops his beer all over himself. Cid looks up from the floor as the guy looks at Baby and then down at Cid.
GUY: You fuckin' idiot! What the hell is your problem? You made me spill my yak!
Cid gets up and dusts himself off, he shakes his head at Baby, as he speaks.
CID: Fuck you and fuck your yak. You shouldn't be sitting so damn close to me, asshole!
GUY: Yo, what did you say to me?
CID: Go fuck yourself loser. I'm outta here.
Cid turns to leave, when the guy hauls off and cracks the bottle over his head. Down goes Cid, as Baby jumps on the guys back and is easily dispatched when he grabs her hair and flips her over. She lands hard on the floor, and lies still. Immediately, Dan is up and throws a chair, hitting the bottle wielding assailant in the face. Cid gets up, holding the top of his crown and jumps behind the dazed man, pulling him backwards and down while driving both knees into his back. The guy grunts upon impact and crawls up onto his feet gasping for air, only to be met by Dan, who yanks the man forward and down by pulling down on the back of his neck while driving both knees into his face. The man jolts upon impact and rols over on his back, revealing that his nose has been smashed in. Dan and Cid get up off of the hardwood floor, holding their backs and look around at the stunned crowd of patrons.
CID: Danny, Bro. I think it's time to go.
DAN: You might be right my friend.
Dan and Cid run out of the bar and wave good-bye to Sugar, who is busy helping Baby up off the floor. Dan turns back and runs up to Sugar, giving her a lip-lock that makes her drop Baby back down onto the floor. He then stops to kick the downed man in the face for good measure.
DAN: We'll see you girls at the Pay Per View!
SUGAR: We'll be there! Give 'em Hell, fellas!
Dan and Cid disappear out side of the bar and around the corner, as the sound of sirens can be heard in the distance.
(FIN)
DAN: Ahem! Excuse me, ladies? You feel like company?
Cid looks at Dan and shakes his head, as the two girls walk over and sit at their table. Cid gets up and downs his beer and walks off, leaving Dan alone with the two girls, who are a blonde and a redhead.
DAN: So, what're your names?
BLONDE: My names Sugar.
REDHEAD: And my names Baby.
DAN(grins) Sugar & Baby! That's just lovely! Well, I'm Dan "The Man" & my friend who seems a bit shy, is.. Well, let's just call him "Shy Cid".
Baby, the redhead looks over to the bar, where Cid takes a seat with his back to everyone.
BABY: What's his problem is he gay?
DAN: What? No, that's not it, Honey.
BABY: I'm Baby.
DAN: Whatever.. Anyway, that's not it. He left himself a little girlfriend back in Las Vegas.
BABY: Las Vegas? As in Nevada?
DAN: Uhm..Yeah. As in Nevada.
Dan gives her a sidelong look and exhales.
DAN: You see girls, my friend and I are wrestlers.
SUGAR (turns to Baby): You see I told you they were those guys!
DAN(turns to Sugar): You heard of us?
SUGAR: Well, yeah! You guys are amazing! We saw your match for the APW contracts! It was brutal!
BABY (excited): Yeah, the way you knocked out that referee with that lead pipe...
SUGAR: ...and Cid smashed open that one guys face with the brass knuckles!
DAN(Chuckles): Yeah, that's right.. You definitely were there!
BABY: But tell me something, Dan.
DAN: Shoot.
BABY: Where did you guys get the glass table at the end?
DAN: Oh thats just something we used to do years ago that we brought back into our repertoire.
SUGAR: Why glass tables?
DAN: Because regular tables are so boring - they're not Hardcore enough. Cid's like the King of Glass Tables Matches. He has been ever since beating our agent Timmons in two of them.
BABY: That's really amazing!
DAN: You wanna know what is even more amazing?
BOTH: What?
DAN: Cid & I are going to do the same thing to Brandy Boyer and her partner Terry Lee Richards at Christmas Chaos!
The two girls look at eachother a moment, before turning back towards Dan.
SUGAR: Who are they?
DAN: They're new talent that showed up. Brandy's like this trailer park trashy truckstop gutterslut, who looks like Mrs. Crabtree from South Park, and Terry's some old geezer who's a backyard wrestler and probably hooked on pain medication.
BABY: That's groovy!
Dan looks over to where Cid is seated, then turns to whisper in Baby's ear. Baby smiles and then nods to him and gets up to walk over to where Cid has been sitting. She takes a seat next to Cid, as Sugar turns to Dan.
SUGAR: What'd you say to her?
DAN(smirks): I told her I needed some alone time with you. Besides, my friend could use some cheering up.
SUGAR (smiles): I like your way of thinking!
DAN(Puts his arm around Sugar): I knew you'd say that.
Meanwhile, at the bar, Cid sits drinking a beer while Baby nudges up against him.
BABY: You don't talk much..
CID: I've got nothing to say.
BABY: Tell me about this team that you two are facing tomorrow?
CID: Dan tell you about that?
BABY: Yeah.. We were at your match for the contracts.
CID(turns to Baby): Oh yeah? Well, we won that match fair and square!
BABY: Hey, I won't dispute that! By the way, I loved the brass knuckles shot and the guy getting put through the glass tables at the end!
CID(smiles): Really? You know we're planning on doing that very same thing to Brandy and her partner tomorrow!
BABY: I know! And guess what?
CID: What?
BABY: Sugar and I will be front row at ringside! Dan scored us a couple of tickets and a backstage pass!
Cid's brow furrows. He looks back towards Dan who smiles and shrugs his shoulders. He gives a faux smile at Baby.
CID: That - That's just great! You guys can hang out with a few of the APW Megastars!
BABY: Well, I've only got my eyes on one of them right now..
Cid almost jumps out of his skin upon seeing Baby batting her eyelashes at him. He moves his seat a tiny distance, and then turns to her.
CID: Listen, Abby..
BABY: It's Baby.
CID: Whatever.. I can't be going around jumping into anything right now. I kinda left some unfinished business back in--
BABY: Vegas, I know. But She's not here, and I like to live for the moment!
Baby lurches forth and plants a kiss on Cid, who just about stumbles back from the stoop and knocks into another man, who drops his beer all over himself. Cid looks up from the floor as the guy looks at Baby and then down at Cid.
GUY: You fuckin' idiot! What the hell is your problem? You made me spill my yak!
Cid gets up and dusts himself off, he shakes his head at Baby, as he speaks.
CID: Fuck you and fuck your yak. You shouldn't be sitting so damn close to me, asshole!
GUY: Yo, what did you say to me?
CID: Go fuck yourself loser. I'm outta here.
Cid turns to leave, when the guy hauls off and cracks the bottle over his head. Down goes Cid, as Baby jumps on the guys back and is easily dispatched when he grabs her hair and flips her over. She lands hard on the floor, and lies still. Immediately, Dan is up and throws a chair, hitting the bottle wielding assailant in the face. Cid gets up, holding the top of his crown and jumps behind the dazed man, pulling him backwards and down while driving both knees into his back. The guy grunts upon impact and crawls up onto his feet gasping for air, only to be met by Dan, who yanks the man forward and down by pulling down on the back of his neck while driving both knees into his face. The man jolts upon impact and rols over on his back, revealing that his nose has been smashed in. Dan and Cid get up off of the hardwood floor, holding their backs and look around at the stunned crowd of patrons.
CID: Danny, Bro. I think it's time to go.
DAN: You might be right my friend.
Dan and Cid run out of the bar and wave good-bye to Sugar, who is busy helping Baby up off the floor. Dan turns back and runs up to Sugar, giving her a lip-lock that makes her drop Baby back down onto the floor. He then stops to kick the downed man in the face for good measure.
DAN: We'll see you girls at the Pay Per View!
SUGAR: We'll be there! Give 'em Hell, fellas!
Dan and Cid disappear out side of the bar and around the corner, as the sound of sirens can be heard in the distance.
(FIN)
