Post by warrenpeace on Dec 17, 2011 14:43:57 GMT -4
I guess it's just that time of the year again. The snow is falling outside and we are so very close to that holiday our nation has been celebrating since October. We have seen quite a few promos here in the apw about Christmas and yadda yadda yadda. I am not the typical average wrestler and I refuse to pander to any crowds over some gimmick pay per view.
It's called dignity and believe it or not I have much of it. Some people may not see my methods as being very dignified, but I take solace in the fact that I have the balls to take the actions that I have taken. It takes a certain kind of person to attack someone from behind and fact is those of us willing take those kind of actions are a different kind of monster.
I debuted the Overdrive after the APW's last pay per view. And in that short amount of time I made a statement. The Fortunate Sons attacked our Christmas Chaos opponents from behind and and as often as possible. I have not lost a singles match and my only loss was because my partners head wasn't in the match.
I have made my intentions very clear. I am here for one reason and one reason only. That is to kill this industry and each and every one of the so called megastars have not even come close to being able to stop this from happening. So how do I plan to do this? Well first of all I have on many occasions made it clear just how much of a joke this tag division is here.
There is nothing in the way of competition and the champions are the biggest ghetto trash losers I have ever witnessed. Even worse they have done diddly squat to demonstrate how or why they ended up with the titles in the first place. The fact that they are the best this place has to offer makes me question if I even need to be here. I have the feeling I could step back watch this place crumble and with talent like the Red Shield Mafia I could be home in time for the Simpsons.
Then there is the San Diego Seagulls. The uber serious athletes who spend all of their time in the gym honing their craft. Yeah they beat us once, but when it came to being in the ring in singles competition Jay and myself made the Seagulls and the RSM look like total jokes and proved once and for all who the better athletes really are. What's worse is the Seagulls really believe what they say.
They truly think that they are the best around. Which is probably why they never shut up about how turned on they are by being in the gym and working out. They STRESS that they are NOT entertainers, and yes they are correct.
You have to be entertaining to be considered entertainers. You have to be new and fresh and not say same thing every time you open your mouth. You're the least charismatic duo I have ever seen and I struggle to watch anything with your uncharismatic face, name or trademark on it. Why so Serious Seagulls? Why oh Why? Frankly I believe most of your victories around here have simply been a case of boredom induced narcolepsy. Your opponents simply fell asleep because you're as exciting to watch as late night infomercials. In fact I would rather see the new Chef Tony product than watch the two of you in the ring.
I have no respect for either of these teams, but don't take it to personally because I have no respect for anyone who wastes their time shilling themselves in the self marketing scheme of this horrid business. Frankly winning these tag team titles wouldn't do much for me. I don't need any championships to accomplish my goal, and I didn't want them, until now.
Because now I want to upset you. I want you to get really pissed off and the best way to do it is to take these tag team titles and to prove you wrong. To prove that you're nothing special and I guarantee ratings would hit a new high with the guys trying to kill this business as tag team champions rather than either of of you two tag teams.
In fact maybe big brother should take notice of this and write in the scripts. Then maybe I would follow one of them, but I am done talking. Regardless of the outcome of Christmas Chaos two things will be certain. I will walk out by my own volition. You're not going to hurt me, you're not going to beat me down or down and all of that time in the gym will be for not. And two, the San Diego Seagulls will still be the most boring, redundant and repetitive people to ever step foot into a wrestling ring.
Oh and before I leave I don't wanna forget the ever present, uncharismatic footer, and stable of the Seagulls promo.
See you in the ring.
It's called dignity and believe it or not I have much of it. Some people may not see my methods as being very dignified, but I take solace in the fact that I have the balls to take the actions that I have taken. It takes a certain kind of person to attack someone from behind and fact is those of us willing take those kind of actions are a different kind of monster.
I debuted the Overdrive after the APW's last pay per view. And in that short amount of time I made a statement. The Fortunate Sons attacked our Christmas Chaos opponents from behind and and as often as possible. I have not lost a singles match and my only loss was because my partners head wasn't in the match.
I have made my intentions very clear. I am here for one reason and one reason only. That is to kill this industry and each and every one of the so called megastars have not even come close to being able to stop this from happening. So how do I plan to do this? Well first of all I have on many occasions made it clear just how much of a joke this tag division is here.
There is nothing in the way of competition and the champions are the biggest ghetto trash losers I have ever witnessed. Even worse they have done diddly squat to demonstrate how or why they ended up with the titles in the first place. The fact that they are the best this place has to offer makes me question if I even need to be here. I have the feeling I could step back watch this place crumble and with talent like the Red Shield Mafia I could be home in time for the Simpsons.
Then there is the San Diego Seagulls. The uber serious athletes who spend all of their time in the gym honing their craft. Yeah they beat us once, but when it came to being in the ring in singles competition Jay and myself made the Seagulls and the RSM look like total jokes and proved once and for all who the better athletes really are. What's worse is the Seagulls really believe what they say.
They truly think that they are the best around. Which is probably why they never shut up about how turned on they are by being in the gym and working out. They STRESS that they are NOT entertainers, and yes they are correct.
You have to be entertaining to be considered entertainers. You have to be new and fresh and not say same thing every time you open your mouth. You're the least charismatic duo I have ever seen and I struggle to watch anything with your uncharismatic face, name or trademark on it. Why so Serious Seagulls? Why oh Why? Frankly I believe most of your victories around here have simply been a case of boredom induced narcolepsy. Your opponents simply fell asleep because you're as exciting to watch as late night infomercials. In fact I would rather see the new Chef Tony product than watch the two of you in the ring.
I have no respect for either of these teams, but don't take it to personally because I have no respect for anyone who wastes their time shilling themselves in the self marketing scheme of this horrid business. Frankly winning these tag team titles wouldn't do much for me. I don't need any championships to accomplish my goal, and I didn't want them, until now.
Because now I want to upset you. I want you to get really pissed off and the best way to do it is to take these tag team titles and to prove you wrong. To prove that you're nothing special and I guarantee ratings would hit a new high with the guys trying to kill this business as tag team champions rather than either of of you two tag teams.
In fact maybe big brother should take notice of this and write in the scripts. Then maybe I would follow one of them, but I am done talking. Regardless of the outcome of Christmas Chaos two things will be certain. I will walk out by my own volition. You're not going to hurt me, you're not going to beat me down or down and all of that time in the gym will be for not. And two, the San Diego Seagulls will still be the most boring, redundant and repetitive people to ever step foot into a wrestling ring.
Oh and before I leave I don't wanna forget the ever present, uncharismatic footer, and stable of the Seagulls promo.
See you in the ring.
