Post by jasonandrews on Dec 23, 2011 3:31:22 GMT -4
The scene begins in Jason Andrews home. Toast and Bacon are downstairs in the bar area. Bacon is wearing a new Bacon t-shirt (now available at APWshop.com) Dark blue jeans and white and black chuck Taylor’s. Judas is wearing light faded blue jeans and a dark blue button up t shirt. Bacon is behind the bar with a look of thought on his face. Tost is in the corner with a bottle of Jack Daniels and tears in his eyes. Bacon hops over the bar and walks over to Toast
Bacon: Dude we got to make a sandwich….Not just any sandwich
we need to make a epic sandwich
Toast looks up at Bacon with tears in his eyes
Toast: Dude this morning I woke up with someone who I thought last night was a woman
Bacon looks at Tasto and smacks him in the face.
Jason: Look I am not worrying about your nightly mishap. I am worried about making the greatest fucking sandwich we have ever seen
Toast just sits there with his bottom lip poking out.
Bacon: Toast come on man I need you now get in the fucking car and let’s go.
Toast gets up and wipes the tears from his face
Toast: Where are we going?
Bacon: Were going shopping.
Toast and Bacon hop in Bacon's 2011 SX Mazda
toast: Damn Bacon when the fuck did you get this?
Bacon throws on the shades and looks at Judas and says
Bacon: Don’t knock my swag homie
As they are driving Toast turns on the radio and the song The Final Countdown starts blaring the speakers. They have all of there windows down and people from passing cars are looking at them giving a snobbish look. They just shrug it off and keep driving.
Toast: Why do you want to make this sandwich so bad?
Bacon just looks at him and smiles
Bacon: There is a point to everything I do you will see when the time comes of why I am making this.
Bacon and Toast finally make it to the McDonald’s. They hop out of the car and enter the building. Lucky for them the line isn’t long. They walk up to a line and a greasy teenage kid is at the cash register. He has so many pimples on his face you can hardly see what he really looks like.
McDonald’s Employee: Welcome to McDonald’s may I take your order?
Bacon: Yes um I would like to have fifteen big macs please
The employees eyes get big out of disbelief
McDonald’s Employee: Excuse me sir?
Bacon clears his throat
Bacon: Yeah I want fifteen big macs didn’t you hear me the first time?
McDonald’s Employee: Ok so you want fifteen big macs just the sandwich or do you want the meal?
Bacon: I want just the sandwiches.
Bacon looks at Toast and Toast just shrugs his shoulders.
McDonald’s Employee: Ok sir the subtotal will be 58.96.
Bacon pulls out a one hundred dollar bill to the cashier. The cashier gives Baconhis change back.
Bacon: How long should this order take?
McDonald’s Employee: Excuse me sir this order will take between ten to fifteen minutes to make so you can wait out in the lobby area if you want.
Bacon: Nah bro I have to roll over to Wendies and get some shit over there I will be back in time for my order to be down
McDonald’s Employee: Fine sir just be back in fifteen minutes for your order.
Bacon nods his head and Jason and Judas walk out of the building into the parking lot. They load up to the car and they begin driving to Wendies with the sounds of Eye of the tiger blaring the speakers
Toast: Ok McDonalds is off the list you said we had to go to Wendy’s next right.
Bacon: Yeah bitch I told you this sandwich is going to be fucking epic I have to get the best fucking fixings for this shit
Bacon and Toastgoes around the corner to the Wendies and pull up to the drive through
VoiceBox: Welcome to Wendies may I take your order?
Bacon: Yeah I made a call earlier this afternoon about fifteen baconators and the six ten piece chicken nuggets.
VoiceBox: So you want fifteen baconators and a six ten pieces?
Bacon: Yeah.
VoiceBox: Ok that will be 65.30 please pull up to the first window.
Bacon pulls up to the second window and pays the cashier and off
Toast and Jason to their next destination
Toast: Ok we still have like ten minutes before we have to go back to McDonalds where do we go next?
Bacon: The last place on the list is Taco Bell.
Toast: Big matches this week for the both of us at Justice eh bro?
Bacon: I suppose.
Toast: You suppose? Dude this is the first asylum of the year and you're debut match you can be at least enthusastic
Bacon: Why the fuck should I be estactic to be in the ring with some ugly ass bitch named Rhonda Vixen. Who is coming at me telling me I need to be on my a game that I all I am is hype are you fucking serious bro I am always on my A game I live beyond the hype I been around from wrestling fed to wrestling fed leaving a fucking name fo rmy self no matter where I go I guesss she has never of me or know what the fuck I have done. I debuted at the biggest pay per view in NEW and put on a fucking clinic I do that in every federation I have been apart of what the fuck do yout hink im gonna do at Asylum. I aint just gonna fall down and let them pin me do you. I am going to give them assholes the biggest fight of their lives this is going to be a debut everyone is going to remember I am going to grease that bitch up and her cronies in Anti Society X im bacon bitch I sizle through the fucking competion.. This is my new home my fucking backyard what the fuck has she done I never heard of her name when I was travling not once. Anyway lets focus on the task at hand here
Bacon finally make it to taco bell and they ride into the parking lot and make there way into the store
toast and Bacon walk into the taco bell building making it to the cashier. The cashier is a younger Puerto rican very beautiful deep green eyes. She smiles and give them a friendly welcome to the establishment.
Cashier: Welcome to taco bell may I take your order?
Bacon: Yes I would like to have ten nacho supreme please?
Cashier: Ok ten nacho Supremes that will be ten dollars please.
Bacon hands her the cash a few minutes later he gets the food and walks out of the store with Toast and Bacon walk back to the car and make their way back to McDonalds. They pull into the drive through and Bacon rolls down the window and speaks into the box
Bacon: You guys got my burgers done?
VoiceBox: Yes we do just pull up to the second window so we can give you your food sir.
Bacon pulls up to the second window and grabs their food and Bacon and Toastmake their way back to Bacon home. When they pull up the drive Bacon and Toast gather up all the food and make there way into the kitchen. Bacon runs up stairs and grabs his video camera and tripod and set up in the kitchen.
Bacon: ONLINE COOKING SHOW. WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT COOKING? TODAY WE ARE MAKING A EPIC FUCKING SANDWICH YA DIG?
Bacon shows all the ingredients for the sandwich. He goes into his refrigerator and pulls outa 2, 2 foot bagget.
Toast: LOOK WHAT THE FUCK WE GOT HERE. WE HAVE FIFTEEN BIG MACS! FIFTEEN BACONATORS! SIX TEN PIECE CHICKEN NUGGETS! AND TEN NACHO SUPREMES! AND TWO POUNDS OF CANDIED BACON!
Bacon: WITH ALL OF THESE EPIC PROPORTIONS OF MEAT AND CHIPS WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THE MOST BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKING SANDWICH KNOWN TO MAN.
Bacon cuts open the beget and slaps down the fifteen big macs and the fifteen baconators the six ten piece chicken nuggets and the nacho Supremes on each beget. They finally go into the refrigerators and pull out a bottle of Jack Daniel Syrup. After they are done preparing the sandwiches there is a knock on v door.
Bacon: Now who the fuck could that be? Right I invited Cid Phoenix & Dan Bochner over to eat (well there dopplegangers anyway)
Bacon walks over to the door and two fat men are at the door.
door.
Bacon: Well look who it is YOUTUBE its none other than he members of Anti Society X our opponents at Asylum Supershow!
Well ladies the sanches are over in the kitchen and help your selves!
The two fat look alikes go into the kitchen and start demolishing the two huge sandwiches that Toast and Bacon prepared just a few moments ago. The look at them at disgust. They look at each other and give each other a nod. BOOM! They superkicks both men at the same time.
Bacon: How about you choke on that bitches! Just like how Rhonda Vixen and Anti Society X will choke at Asylum. I am going to come out of this shit the winner nothing more nothing less. I hope you two enjoyed your meal
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Bacon: Dude we got to make a sandwich….Not just any sandwich
we need to make a epic sandwich
Toast looks up at Bacon with tears in his eyes
Toast: Dude this morning I woke up with someone who I thought last night was a woman
Bacon looks at Tasto and smacks him in the face.
Jason: Look I am not worrying about your nightly mishap. I am worried about making the greatest fucking sandwich we have ever seen
Toast just sits there with his bottom lip poking out.
Bacon: Toast come on man I need you now get in the fucking car and let’s go.
Toast gets up and wipes the tears from his face
Toast: Where are we going?
Bacon: Were going shopping.
Toast and Bacon hop in Bacon's 2011 SX Mazda
toast: Damn Bacon when the fuck did you get this?
Bacon throws on the shades and looks at Judas and says
Bacon: Don’t knock my swag homie
As they are driving Toast turns on the radio and the song The Final Countdown starts blaring the speakers. They have all of there windows down and people from passing cars are looking at them giving a snobbish look. They just shrug it off and keep driving.
Toast: Why do you want to make this sandwich so bad?
Bacon just looks at him and smiles
Bacon: There is a point to everything I do you will see when the time comes of why I am making this.
Bacon and Toast finally make it to the McDonald’s. They hop out of the car and enter the building. Lucky for them the line isn’t long. They walk up to a line and a greasy teenage kid is at the cash register. He has so many pimples on his face you can hardly see what he really looks like.
McDonald’s Employee: Welcome to McDonald’s may I take your order?
Bacon: Yes um I would like to have fifteen big macs please
The employees eyes get big out of disbelief
McDonald’s Employee: Excuse me sir?
Bacon clears his throat
Bacon: Yeah I want fifteen big macs didn’t you hear me the first time?
McDonald’s Employee: Ok so you want fifteen big macs just the sandwich or do you want the meal?
Bacon: I want just the sandwiches.
Bacon looks at Toast and Toast just shrugs his shoulders.
McDonald’s Employee: Ok sir the subtotal will be 58.96.
Bacon pulls out a one hundred dollar bill to the cashier. The cashier gives Baconhis change back.
Bacon: How long should this order take?
McDonald’s Employee: Excuse me sir this order will take between ten to fifteen minutes to make so you can wait out in the lobby area if you want.
Bacon: Nah bro I have to roll over to Wendies and get some shit over there I will be back in time for my order to be down
McDonald’s Employee: Fine sir just be back in fifteen minutes for your order.
Bacon nods his head and Jason and Judas walk out of the building into the parking lot. They load up to the car and they begin driving to Wendies with the sounds of Eye of the tiger blaring the speakers
Toast: Ok McDonalds is off the list you said we had to go to Wendy’s next right.
Bacon: Yeah bitch I told you this sandwich is going to be fucking epic I have to get the best fucking fixings for this shit
Bacon and Toastgoes around the corner to the Wendies and pull up to the drive through
VoiceBox: Welcome to Wendies may I take your order?
Bacon: Yeah I made a call earlier this afternoon about fifteen baconators and the six ten piece chicken nuggets.
VoiceBox: So you want fifteen baconators and a six ten pieces?
Bacon: Yeah.
VoiceBox: Ok that will be 65.30 please pull up to the first window.
Bacon pulls up to the second window and pays the cashier and off
Toast and Jason to their next destination
Toast: Ok we still have like ten minutes before we have to go back to McDonalds where do we go next?
Bacon: The last place on the list is Taco Bell.
Toast: Big matches this week for the both of us at Justice eh bro?
Bacon: I suppose.
Toast: You suppose? Dude this is the first asylum of the year and you're debut match you can be at least enthusastic
Bacon: Why the fuck should I be estactic to be in the ring with some ugly ass bitch named Rhonda Vixen. Who is coming at me telling me I need to be on my a game that I all I am is hype are you fucking serious bro I am always on my A game I live beyond the hype I been around from wrestling fed to wrestling fed leaving a fucking name fo rmy self no matter where I go I guesss she has never of me or know what the fuck I have done. I debuted at the biggest pay per view in NEW and put on a fucking clinic I do that in every federation I have been apart of what the fuck do yout hink im gonna do at Asylum. I aint just gonna fall down and let them pin me do you. I am going to give them assholes the biggest fight of their lives this is going to be a debut everyone is going to remember I am going to grease that bitch up and her cronies in Anti Society X im bacon bitch I sizle through the fucking competion.. This is my new home my fucking backyard what the fuck has she done I never heard of her name when I was travling not once. Anyway lets focus on the task at hand here
Bacon finally make it to taco bell and they ride into the parking lot and make there way into the store
toast and Bacon walk into the taco bell building making it to the cashier. The cashier is a younger Puerto rican very beautiful deep green eyes. She smiles and give them a friendly welcome to the establishment.
Cashier: Welcome to taco bell may I take your order?
Bacon: Yes I would like to have ten nacho supreme please?
Cashier: Ok ten nacho Supremes that will be ten dollars please.
Bacon hands her the cash a few minutes later he gets the food and walks out of the store with Toast and Bacon walk back to the car and make their way back to McDonalds. They pull into the drive through and Bacon rolls down the window and speaks into the box
Bacon: You guys got my burgers done?
VoiceBox: Yes we do just pull up to the second window so we can give you your food sir.
Bacon pulls up to the second window and grabs their food and Bacon and Toastmake their way back to Bacon home. When they pull up the drive Bacon and Toast gather up all the food and make there way into the kitchen. Bacon runs up stairs and grabs his video camera and tripod and set up in the kitchen.
Bacon: ONLINE COOKING SHOW. WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT COOKING? TODAY WE ARE MAKING A EPIC FUCKING SANDWICH YA DIG?
Bacon shows all the ingredients for the sandwich. He goes into his refrigerator and pulls outa 2, 2 foot bagget.
Toast: LOOK WHAT THE FUCK WE GOT HERE. WE HAVE FIFTEEN BIG MACS! FIFTEEN BACONATORS! SIX TEN PIECE CHICKEN NUGGETS! AND TEN NACHO SUPREMES! AND TWO POUNDS OF CANDIED BACON!
Bacon: WITH ALL OF THESE EPIC PROPORTIONS OF MEAT AND CHIPS WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THE MOST BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKING SANDWICH KNOWN TO MAN.
Bacon cuts open the beget and slaps down the fifteen big macs and the fifteen baconators the six ten piece chicken nuggets and the nacho Supremes on each beget. They finally go into the refrigerators and pull out a bottle of Jack Daniel Syrup. After they are done preparing the sandwiches there is a knock on v door.
Bacon: Now who the fuck could that be? Right I invited Cid Phoenix & Dan Bochner over to eat (well there dopplegangers anyway)
Bacon walks over to the door and two fat men are at the door.
door.
Bacon: Well look who it is YOUTUBE its none other than he members of Anti Society X our opponents at Asylum Supershow!
Well ladies the sanches are over in the kitchen and help your selves!
The two fat look alikes go into the kitchen and start demolishing the two huge sandwiches that Toast and Bacon prepared just a few moments ago. The look at them at disgust. They look at each other and give each other a nod. BOOM! They superkicks both men at the same time.
Bacon: How about you choke on that bitches! Just like how Rhonda Vixen and Anti Society X will choke at Asylum. I am going to come out of this shit the winner nothing more nothing less. I hope you two enjoyed your meal
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