Post by Hayley Hitch on Jan 1, 2012 17:03:57 GMT -4
The streets of New Orleans were packed on the holiday weekend. Everyone was in town to celebrate New Year's and bring in 2012 in a drunken haze. Of course Brandy Boyer was enjoying herself too but not hitting the bars as hard as she normally would. Coming up was the special Asylum and her television debut against Blade, a man who just didn't know when to shut up and a man she was going to happily fight until one of them couldn't stand anymore.
Brandy was sitting on the curb on Bourbon Street, a plastic green cup in her hand in the shape of a grenade with a long straw coming out of the top. She was sipping on it wearing a pair of camo booty shorts, a bullet belt and a black Misfits tank top. It was nice to be out of the cold and she was looking around at the busy streets with a smile on her face as the camera man set-up in front of her, shooting down the streets to get some shots for the show and for the promo. He turned the camera back to her and then nodded his head, indicating he was ready to roll.
BRANDY BOYER: Blade… You are a damn fool, you know that, right? You are out of your damn mind and you have no idea what you are walking into come Asylum. You talk big and you act like nothing is going to stop you especially not some chick from Alaska, right? Hell you even are acting like you didn't even watch my debut match. Are you that stupid? You didn't even do some research to get ready for me? That is just idiotic, Blade. If you think Mr. Dangerous carried me then you were obviously dropped on your head as a baby. Fuck, if I was your mom and I saw your ugly ass face I would probably dump you on your head too. Put you and her out of your misery. Dumb, ugly and unprepared… That is what you'll be remembered as to start 2012.
Yeah, I'm a loud mouth and I'm not exactly the most technical wrestler in the land but I sure as hell come to every match ready for anything. I'll head out there with a smirk on my face ready to pounce on your ugly ass. You fucked some chick named Brandy? Good for you… I'm glad you found a whore who was willing to bone your pathetic ass. Did you pay her extra so you could call out my name? If so you are a lot sicker then I originally though. Of course there is no woman dumb enough to sleep with you normally I'm assuming. Why would they? You obviously have some weird attitude and issues against women due to your lack of size downstairs. The only dudes in the world who hate women are the ones who can't get any or can't please them. Tiny dicks and an ugly face make for a bad combo, right, Blade?
Brandy laughed a bit as she sucked down the last of her drink. She let out a slight belch and tossed the plastic cup to the ground, leaning back, her tank top riding up and showing off her stomach as she did.
BRANDY BOYER: You won't be boning me though. I ain't picky that's for sure but even I wouldn't jump in bed with you and that mess of hair. Nah, the only action you'll be getting for the New Year is inside that ring. You may think 2012 is pretty great at the moment too but that'll come to an end and by the end of January 1st you'll realize that this will be a year of disappointment and failure for you and for everyone else on Overdrive who tries to stand in my way or take me down.
I hear a lot of people talking about Sally and how great she was. I'm not Sally and I don't compare to her. I don't compare you to ever man who ever wrestled in APW before because that would be idiotic. I could ramble on and on about how great so-and-so was but you won't be as great. Everyone is different, Blade, and I ain't Sally and I sure as hell ain't one of those stupid bimbos who came before me either. I'm Brandy fuckin' Boyer and once you get that through your thick skull then maybe you'll realize that Asylum you'll be fighting for your damn life. I'm not going to lay down and I'm not going to let you take me out for drinks afterwards either. I'm going to punch you in your damn mouth and beat you until you aren't moving anymore.
Get your head out of the sand, Blade and realize this isn't going to be easy for you. This isn't going to be as easy as Christmas Chaos even was. You got a win then but that is already the past and I'm the future. When people talk about 2012 in a year they will be talking about how Brandy Boyer made her debut on the very first day of the new year and she dominated each and every show be it Asylum or Overdrive. That is what 2012 holds for APW. I don't know if the world will end or not but I do know that if you step in the ring with me and you aren't ready then it will be the End of Days for your sorry ass, Blade. The Mayan calendar may be coming to an end this year but my APW career is just beginning and from the 1st day of 2012 going forward I will leave a trail of broken bodies, shattered dreams and sore nut sacks in my wake. This is my year, it is my time and you sure as shit ain't gonna stop me.
Brandy pushed off the curb, getting to her feet and pulling the front of her shirt down as she stared into the camera. She leaned in closer, brushing her long hair back and out of her face. She had a bit of a grin on her face as she loved pushing people's buttons and the anticipation before a match.
BRANDY BOYER: Asylum is full of a bunch of crap matches but there will be one I promise you that you'll remember, Blade. You'll be thinking about and you'll clearly see my face, leaning down and looking over you with the lights shining behind me. January 1st will be your first loss of the New Year and it will be the start of a new day in APW. People are going to stop comparing me to Sally too because they will see that I'm a whole different monster. I'm a girl who won't back down, who won't shut up and who doesn't give a shit what people think. There is a devil behind this pretty face, Blade and I'm going to chew you up and spit you out.
New Orleans is a beautiful city full of history and 2012 is a year dreaded but paranoid fools. History and dread come together though on Asylum. But the end of the world isn't what is coming and history is going to be made, not remembered. The end of Blade is what is going to be put in the history books and after Asylum is over I better get a bit more respect around here or I promise you the next asshole who talks about me like Blade did will be eating out of a damn straw. This is my year, and today is my day. Blade, grab your ankles and brace yourself because what goes down on Asylum will leave you like you just got prison raped. See you in the ring, chump.
Brandy spit on the ground before turning, grabbing a drink from some tourists hands and gulping it down. The guy looked offended but Brandy just turned like she was going to smack him which made him jump back. She laughed before tossing the second cup to the ground and heading back towards her hotel. It was time for battle and she knew when it was all over she'd be back on Bourbon Street to celebrate.
Brandy was sitting on the curb on Bourbon Street, a plastic green cup in her hand in the shape of a grenade with a long straw coming out of the top. She was sipping on it wearing a pair of camo booty shorts, a bullet belt and a black Misfits tank top. It was nice to be out of the cold and she was looking around at the busy streets with a smile on her face as the camera man set-up in front of her, shooting down the streets to get some shots for the show and for the promo. He turned the camera back to her and then nodded his head, indicating he was ready to roll.
BRANDY BOYER: Blade… You are a damn fool, you know that, right? You are out of your damn mind and you have no idea what you are walking into come Asylum. You talk big and you act like nothing is going to stop you especially not some chick from Alaska, right? Hell you even are acting like you didn't even watch my debut match. Are you that stupid? You didn't even do some research to get ready for me? That is just idiotic, Blade. If you think Mr. Dangerous carried me then you were obviously dropped on your head as a baby. Fuck, if I was your mom and I saw your ugly ass face I would probably dump you on your head too. Put you and her out of your misery. Dumb, ugly and unprepared… That is what you'll be remembered as to start 2012.
Yeah, I'm a loud mouth and I'm not exactly the most technical wrestler in the land but I sure as hell come to every match ready for anything. I'll head out there with a smirk on my face ready to pounce on your ugly ass. You fucked some chick named Brandy? Good for you… I'm glad you found a whore who was willing to bone your pathetic ass. Did you pay her extra so you could call out my name? If so you are a lot sicker then I originally though. Of course there is no woman dumb enough to sleep with you normally I'm assuming. Why would they? You obviously have some weird attitude and issues against women due to your lack of size downstairs. The only dudes in the world who hate women are the ones who can't get any or can't please them. Tiny dicks and an ugly face make for a bad combo, right, Blade?
Brandy laughed a bit as she sucked down the last of her drink. She let out a slight belch and tossed the plastic cup to the ground, leaning back, her tank top riding up and showing off her stomach as she did.
BRANDY BOYER: You won't be boning me though. I ain't picky that's for sure but even I wouldn't jump in bed with you and that mess of hair. Nah, the only action you'll be getting for the New Year is inside that ring. You may think 2012 is pretty great at the moment too but that'll come to an end and by the end of January 1st you'll realize that this will be a year of disappointment and failure for you and for everyone else on Overdrive who tries to stand in my way or take me down.
I hear a lot of people talking about Sally and how great she was. I'm not Sally and I don't compare to her. I don't compare you to ever man who ever wrestled in APW before because that would be idiotic. I could ramble on and on about how great so-and-so was but you won't be as great. Everyone is different, Blade, and I ain't Sally and I sure as hell ain't one of those stupid bimbos who came before me either. I'm Brandy fuckin' Boyer and once you get that through your thick skull then maybe you'll realize that Asylum you'll be fighting for your damn life. I'm not going to lay down and I'm not going to let you take me out for drinks afterwards either. I'm going to punch you in your damn mouth and beat you until you aren't moving anymore.
Get your head out of the sand, Blade and realize this isn't going to be easy for you. This isn't going to be as easy as Christmas Chaos even was. You got a win then but that is already the past and I'm the future. When people talk about 2012 in a year they will be talking about how Brandy Boyer made her debut on the very first day of the new year and she dominated each and every show be it Asylum or Overdrive. That is what 2012 holds for APW. I don't know if the world will end or not but I do know that if you step in the ring with me and you aren't ready then it will be the End of Days for your sorry ass, Blade. The Mayan calendar may be coming to an end this year but my APW career is just beginning and from the 1st day of 2012 going forward I will leave a trail of broken bodies, shattered dreams and sore nut sacks in my wake. This is my year, it is my time and you sure as shit ain't gonna stop me.
Brandy pushed off the curb, getting to her feet and pulling the front of her shirt down as she stared into the camera. She leaned in closer, brushing her long hair back and out of her face. She had a bit of a grin on her face as she loved pushing people's buttons and the anticipation before a match.
BRANDY BOYER: Asylum is full of a bunch of crap matches but there will be one I promise you that you'll remember, Blade. You'll be thinking about and you'll clearly see my face, leaning down and looking over you with the lights shining behind me. January 1st will be your first loss of the New Year and it will be the start of a new day in APW. People are going to stop comparing me to Sally too because they will see that I'm a whole different monster. I'm a girl who won't back down, who won't shut up and who doesn't give a shit what people think. There is a devil behind this pretty face, Blade and I'm going to chew you up and spit you out.
New Orleans is a beautiful city full of history and 2012 is a year dreaded but paranoid fools. History and dread come together though on Asylum. But the end of the world isn't what is coming and history is going to be made, not remembered. The end of Blade is what is going to be put in the history books and after Asylum is over I better get a bit more respect around here or I promise you the next asshole who talks about me like Blade did will be eating out of a damn straw. This is my year, and today is my day. Blade, grab your ankles and brace yourself because what goes down on Asylum will leave you like you just got prison raped. See you in the ring, chump.
Brandy spit on the ground before turning, grabbing a drink from some tourists hands and gulping it down. The guy looked offended but Brandy just turned like she was going to smack him which made him jump back. She laughed before tossing the second cup to the ground and heading back towards her hotel. It was time for battle and she knew when it was all over she'd be back on Bourbon Street to celebrate.
