Post by Jason Cashe on Jan 5, 2012 22:09:21 GMT -4
::Jason Kash::
Pshhh...What the fuck is this shit you got me drinking?
::Adora Bailey::
It's that new Donkey Punch Energy Drink! Knuckles sent it about a week ago, sent two cases.
Pshhh...What the fuck is this shit you got me drinking?
::Adora Bailey::
It's that new Donkey Punch Energy Drink! Knuckles sent it about a week ago, sent two cases.
He never understood Johnny Knuckles. In all the years they've known each other be it rivals or allies, Jason Kash has never truly understood "The Innovator of The Donkey Punch". His mind had always been messed up, off a tad but Kash had just figured it was due to multiple chair shots and being dropped on his head. The sweat rolls down his forehead as the scene opens to Jason Kash playing the Wii on a big screen Television. He is playing Wii Sports and was kicking Adora Bailey's ass in a game of Tennis but she quit. Now Kash was boxing and had taken a break to sip from a bottle Adora had given him.
Jason Kash:
I'm not sure this is even safe for human consumption. It tastes like water from a waste plant. Knuckles has never been known for his good sense of direction though...
I'm not sure this is even safe for human consumption. It tastes like water from a waste plant. Knuckles has never been known for his good sense of direction though...
Bailey walks back into the living room, she herself has a glass of Ice Tea and Kash shoots her an odd look. Why had she given him this Hot Gah-Bage but she is drinking sweet tea chilled with ice? He thought about snatching up her drinking or at least making her spill it but he didn't want to be childish over something to drink. He took a big gulp from his cup and his face prunes up as the liquid rolls down his throat.
::Jason Kash::
That's just fucking nasty! He gave us two cases?
::Adora Bailey::
Yeah, there is like 20 more cans of that in the deep frig.
::Jason Kash::
He's bailing on this like he bailed on DangerTainment, what a surprise!! The fact that he has returned to APW and has yet to even say hello should piss me off, last time I checked we were friends. Hell, I should probably thank him for sparing me the trouble of telling him to fuck off. I don't need broken, weak minded fools around me, feeding off my success like so many including Knuckles have done. Who was DangerTainment? I was! Ask APW, ask UWF, ask WCF if you feel the need to go to a local indy show.
I was what made that group even matter, it was my deal with Level One when the group came to APW, it was my move to take our talents somewhere else. I made the moves and the deals and they rode coat tails. Knuckles couldn't even carry his own weight, still hasn't done so in his time with APW. He's won like 1 match total since being apart of APW and so he thinks to return with an Energy Drink? I was better off beating him to a pulp and leaving him buried like TCW, the place we first met...Can you go and get my Water Bong and my bag of weed next to it please babe?
::Adora Bailey::
Where is it?
::Jason Kash::
Basement, don't tip the bong none. Water in it has been sitting for like 2 weeks now. Smells horrid.
That's just fucking nasty! He gave us two cases?
::Adora Bailey::
Yeah, there is like 20 more cans of that in the deep frig.
::Jason Kash::
He's bailing on this like he bailed on DangerTainment, what a surprise!! The fact that he has returned to APW and has yet to even say hello should piss me off, last time I checked we were friends. Hell, I should probably thank him for sparing me the trouble of telling him to fuck off. I don't need broken, weak minded fools around me, feeding off my success like so many including Knuckles have done. Who was DangerTainment? I was! Ask APW, ask UWF, ask WCF if you feel the need to go to a local indy show.
I was what made that group even matter, it was my deal with Level One when the group came to APW, it was my move to take our talents somewhere else. I made the moves and the deals and they rode coat tails. Knuckles couldn't even carry his own weight, still hasn't done so in his time with APW. He's won like 1 match total since being apart of APW and so he thinks to return with an Energy Drink? I was better off beating him to a pulp and leaving him buried like TCW, the place we first met...Can you go and get my Water Bong and my bag of weed next to it please babe?
::Adora Bailey::
Where is it?
::Jason Kash::
Basement, don't tip the bong none. Water in it has been sitting for like 2 weeks now. Smells horrid.
Adora gets up from the couch, puts her Ice Tea on the side table and heads to the basement door. She disappears from the scene and Kash heads over and grabs her ice tea. He takes a sip and feels the cool and refreshing taste of sugar and tea leafs. One of his favorite drinks to have after a long work out and playing the Wii was that for someone lazy. He can hear Adora coming back up the wooden staircase, he begins to big gulp her Iced tea. Not stopping for a breath as it empties down his throat, somewhere, someone watching is chanting "CHUG, CHUG" as he downs the beverage. He slams the glass onto the side table and hurries back to where he was and unpauses his game. He gets hit and throws a counter as Adora comes back into sight. She puts the bong and the bag of weed on the coffee table behind where he is standing and returns to her seat. All you hear is a "Ugh" from her and she gets up again and heads into the kitchen. Kash pauses his game, laughs and grabs his bong and weed. He takes a seat on the couch and packs a bowl into the water bong.
::Jason Kash::
I remember the first time we met Johnny. You were Champion of all things violent and hardcore and I was just some new signing that the promotion had picked up. You didn't see it coming did you? The beatings I gave you for pretty much an entire year before you just quit coming back for more. Like a dumbass dog you just didn't get the picture that you couldn't beat me. Oh I'm sure folks will hear about how you took a Championship from me as well but I was injured in that match, not by your hands and you pinned someone else. Never me.
Just like you've never beaten Brad Jackson and yet you still feel like you have a chance at doing so. Do you think you can beat me Johnny? Do you think that enough time has passed, that you've grown since those days long ago? Let's get something straight before you go to thinking about anything, while you were away? When you picked up and decided to retire to play World Of Warcraft and play regular guy? I was inside the ring, carrying my name, my fame, and my legacy into a bigger stage to compete on.
All those years Johnny, all those days on the road with Influential Minds and DangerTainment I kept myself as an equal to people who couldn't even darken my shadow with their own. That includes you. I watched as guys like Demon Ted Soul, Ryan Wisler, and even yourself step up and grab first dibs on what was to be achieved. Yet even when Demon was a Heavyweight Champion, who carried the more prized belt? I Did! I have earned the name Influence because I've Influenced the masses to believe in my fight, in my goals and believe in the things I do inside that ring.
With you it's always been about never backing down, never knowing when to stop pushing forward even if the tires are rotating in the same spot buried in mud. You've only been World Champion when someone needed a filler to step in because there was nothing else, nobody else who wanted the spot. Even when Demon retired, he offered me the chance to take his belt before he left. I wanted mine, I wanted what I built into a Championship worthy of representing where as when I took that same belt from you it was laughed at, not even hardly noticed...
I remember the first time we met Johnny. You were Champion of all things violent and hardcore and I was just some new signing that the promotion had picked up. You didn't see it coming did you? The beatings I gave you for pretty much an entire year before you just quit coming back for more. Like a dumbass dog you just didn't get the picture that you couldn't beat me. Oh I'm sure folks will hear about how you took a Championship from me as well but I was injured in that match, not by your hands and you pinned someone else. Never me.
Just like you've never beaten Brad Jackson and yet you still feel like you have a chance at doing so. Do you think you can beat me Johnny? Do you think that enough time has passed, that you've grown since those days long ago? Let's get something straight before you go to thinking about anything, while you were away? When you picked up and decided to retire to play World Of Warcraft and play regular guy? I was inside the ring, carrying my name, my fame, and my legacy into a bigger stage to compete on.
All those years Johnny, all those days on the road with Influential Minds and DangerTainment I kept myself as an equal to people who couldn't even darken my shadow with their own. That includes you. I watched as guys like Demon Ted Soul, Ryan Wisler, and even yourself step up and grab first dibs on what was to be achieved. Yet even when Demon was a Heavyweight Champion, who carried the more prized belt? I Did! I have earned the name Influence because I've Influenced the masses to believe in my fight, in my goals and believe in the things I do inside that ring.
With you it's always been about never backing down, never knowing when to stop pushing forward even if the tires are rotating in the same spot buried in mud. You've only been World Champion when someone needed a filler to step in because there was nothing else, nobody else who wanted the spot. Even when Demon retired, he offered me the chance to take his belt before he left. I wanted mine, I wanted what I built into a Championship worthy of representing where as when I took that same belt from you it was laughed at, not even hardly noticed...
Kash hits the water bong, it bubbles a bit and fills with a white thickness of smoke. Like a Hoover vaccum, he inhale the entire contents of the bottle in smoke and blows out a cloud. He coughs a bit but nothing too harsh. Words begin to flow once again.
::Jason Kash::
It's not that I'm in another weight class but skills? I'm far too advanced for you. Like rookie to all madden, I'm sitting at the top and I'm not putting anyone else as my equal unless it is earned. Can you earn it Knuckles? Like Rico Casteel has earned it? I respect him, I hate his fucking guts but the respect is there because he took me to a limit and at times I wanted to quit but refused. I refuse to lose and to beat me is to take that from me and you don't have the skill, will, or focus to do that Knuckles. You're already been heard saying you want in S&C because of Brad Jackson. Well go for that, go find Jackson and try to eliminate her or win altogether because that is more likely than you beating me on Asylum.
I have helped make this show an equal. There is no "B Show" anymore because of guys like myself, Rico Casteel, and Chris Cyrus. Not because of anyone like you Knuckles, all you've given us is Donkey Punch The Drink. A joke in itself and from what I hear, recently canceled promotion for it as well. So now it's back to wrestling matches, actually working in this business. Can you find the motivation or will online reality in WOW and wanting to be a regular guy again be your copout? Once friends but better enemies and that is the best way to label you and I Johnny. The only way because just like DangerTainment? You are no more than a mistake I made at a partner...
I don't even promote the history of DangerTainment because it and you were a mistake. Nate Bishop had more heart than you did! You coming back now to promote some drink? Only proves my point. You want where I'm at? You want to be at the top again "Friend"? Beat me and you have that spot, you have the right to that claim. Beat me Knuckles and you can have my spot at S&C against Havok for the World Heavyweight Championship. THAT is how confident I am in what I do and doing it against you on Asylum? I guess I need a few warm ups before I bury Havok in Miami. You will do just fine in that gig.
You've just been named my sparring partner and at the end of this session, you will be counting the lights in the ceiling, hearing MY music playing and me with my hand raised in victory. Not because I cheated or beat someone else to get a win over you, it's because I pinned your shoulders to the mat and was just the better man inside the squared circle. Just as I was in TcW and everywhere else we've been at together. This won't be a lesson in violence but a lesson in where your position with this company ranks among the rest. How much is left in the tank Johnny? How many more shots to the head before you are in Ali's state of mind? Without his success mind you...
It's not that I'm in another weight class but skills? I'm far too advanced for you. Like rookie to all madden, I'm sitting at the top and I'm not putting anyone else as my equal unless it is earned. Can you earn it Knuckles? Like Rico Casteel has earned it? I respect him, I hate his fucking guts but the respect is there because he took me to a limit and at times I wanted to quit but refused. I refuse to lose and to beat me is to take that from me and you don't have the skill, will, or focus to do that Knuckles. You're already been heard saying you want in S&C because of Brad Jackson. Well go for that, go find Jackson and try to eliminate her or win altogether because that is more likely than you beating me on Asylum.
I have helped make this show an equal. There is no "B Show" anymore because of guys like myself, Rico Casteel, and Chris Cyrus. Not because of anyone like you Knuckles, all you've given us is Donkey Punch The Drink. A joke in itself and from what I hear, recently canceled promotion for it as well. So now it's back to wrestling matches, actually working in this business. Can you find the motivation or will online reality in WOW and wanting to be a regular guy again be your copout? Once friends but better enemies and that is the best way to label you and I Johnny. The only way because just like DangerTainment? You are no more than a mistake I made at a partner...
I don't even promote the history of DangerTainment because it and you were a mistake. Nate Bishop had more heart than you did! You coming back now to promote some drink? Only proves my point. You want where I'm at? You want to be at the top again "Friend"? Beat me and you have that spot, you have the right to that claim. Beat me Knuckles and you can have my spot at S&C against Havok for the World Heavyweight Championship. THAT is how confident I am in what I do and doing it against you on Asylum? I guess I need a few warm ups before I bury Havok in Miami. You will do just fine in that gig.
You've just been named my sparring partner and at the end of this session, you will be counting the lights in the ceiling, hearing MY music playing and me with my hand raised in victory. Not because I cheated or beat someone else to get a win over you, it's because I pinned your shoulders to the mat and was just the better man inside the squared circle. Just as I was in TcW and everywhere else we've been at together. This won't be a lesson in violence but a lesson in where your position with this company ranks among the rest. How much is left in the tank Johnny? How many more shots to the head before you are in Ali's state of mind? Without his success mind you...
Adora Bailey comes back into the living room and was a little confused. She sits down at the other end of the couch he is on and watches him hit the water bong. Like blowing bubbles in your milk, the sounds of the bong bubbling the water is heard. Kash pulls away from the bong and releases the carb before clearing it of smoke. His lungs full, he looks over at Adora. She leans in and presses her mouth to his. He gives her the lung full of smoke and she looks like its too much and coughs. Smoke, drool, slobber falling out her mouth and Kash just laughs. After she stops coughing, she takes a sip of her newly filled glass of tea and asks Kash a question.
::Adora Bailey::
I thought you and Knuckles were friends? This match doesn't have to be a thing that creates problems...
::Jason Kash::
Johnny is the fucking problem! People remember him out of annoyance and he is kept around out of pity. Who doesn't want a Human Punching bag signed to their company. That's all he has been since being associated with APW and that won't change on my behalf! Trust me, you don't want Johnny around. He hits on every woman and when we did ride the road together, he caused more tail to run than stay. It's like his Mother had relations with Gene Wilder and they had a son with downsyndrome. He's a fucking Mook.
::Adora Bailey::
Are we Italian now? I am NOT moving to Jersey Shore...
::Jason Kash::
No but I could sure use some Beef Jerky!
I thought you and Knuckles were friends? This match doesn't have to be a thing that creates problems...
::Jason Kash::
Johnny is the fucking problem! People remember him out of annoyance and he is kept around out of pity. Who doesn't want a Human Punching bag signed to their company. That's all he has been since being associated with APW and that won't change on my behalf! Trust me, you don't want Johnny around. He hits on every woman and when we did ride the road together, he caused more tail to run than stay. It's like his Mother had relations with Gene Wilder and they had a son with downsyndrome. He's a fucking Mook.
::Adora Bailey::
Are we Italian now? I am NOT moving to Jersey Shore...
::Jason Kash::
No but I could sure use some Beef Jerky!
The scene begins to fade as Kash takes another hit from the bong, with the screen black you can hear the sounds of bubbles.
