Post by 2nd Generation Saints on Jan 9, 2012 22:02:35 GMT -4
Cameras fade in on Cid Phoenix and Dan Bochner who are standing infront of an APW Survive & Conquer Poster. acknowledging that the cameraman is ready, Dan begins the promo..
DAN: Okay, let's just cut to the damned chase here, folks! Your's truly is going to win his first ever Survive and Conquer Tournament, and this week, Cid and I are set to face a team called The Martyrs Of Madness.
Cid starts to chuckle at the mere mention of the team's name.
CID: First of all, let's congratulate Mike Morrison on this dream he had. Let's give him a hand. No, let's give him a round of applause!
DAN: Why we doin' that, Cid?
CID: Because it's probably the first time in Mike Morrison's life that he didn't dream of bearded women with cocks and old men in floral dresses!
Dan & Cid share a brief laugh, before Cid addresses the camera.
CID: Last week, was just a fraction - a tiny smidgen of what the hell we can do! This week, we're gonna up the ante, by totally annihilating two fools who just so happen to call themselves martyrs.
DAN: That's right, boys! The both of you will be martyrs, but it's gonna be to our own madness. Mike, you and Rico had better watch your backs! Because this time you won't be dreaming about the time you were a 13 year old male prostitute behind bars in Borstal. This time, the reality is gonna be Cid and I beating your asses like two sides of beef!
CID: You know, it's great to know that you guys find us so amusing. Because throughout all the joking aside, We've done our homework on you both, and we will not be taking anyone lightly!
DAN: "Mr. Madness" Mike Morrison! You can talk about Borstal all you want, until your blue in the face! We're not interested in your homoerotic fantasies with other young boys in your youth! Honestly, how Rico Casteel can stand to hear your past stories, let alone be your partner is beyond me!
CID: Rico "The Loose Cannon" Casteel. The Powerhouse Martyr himself... I hope that you're ready for a powerhouse beating courtesy of the Anti-Society X! We don't like daffodils like Mike Morrison, or their studmuffins, like you!
Dan taps Cid on the shoulder.
DAN: Hey, isn't there a tag team called the Studmuffins?
CID: Uh, crap.. Now that you mention it.. Yeah, but we'll get to that bridge when we cross it. Probably gonna be our next opponents. It seems that with the lack of tag teams and The Red Shield Mafia being out of it--
DAN: Uh, Cid..
CID: Yeah, Dan..
DAN: Kinda breaking the fourth wall, buddy..
Both Cid and Dan look at eachother and then shift eyes to the camera as a silence falls between them.
CID: Uhhh... You jerks are going down!
DAN: Yeah!
Both men clear their throats as they move along with their promo.
CID: Casteel, I really can't wait to test my technical prowess against your brute strength when our teams face off. Because when we do, Dan and I are going to take you two hens to the slaughterhouse, and that's when the real show begins!
Dan taps Cid on the shoulder.
DAN: Can we break out the glass tables, now? We've been here for awile now, and I really wanna put someone through a glass table..
Cid motions a negatory response with a wave of the hand.
CID: Not yet, my dirty blonde, bad-assed best friend! We'll save that for someone who REALLY piques our interest! Martyrs, get ready to experience true madness and ultimate violence!
Dan nods as Cid scratches his chin and continues to speak.
CID: One more thing I need to address for this upcoming Asylum, is that there are a series of Tap Out Challenge Matches. For example, Jason Bacon Andrews is taking on Chazz Dillinger. I'll be watching that match with much interest, as I've been hearing so much hype from Ol' Bacon about how he's gonna make quite the impact!
DAN: Hey, do you think he can take Dillinger? That guy's pretty bad ass!
CID: I guess we'll just have to wait and see, Danny Boy! But do you know who else is involved in a Tap Out Challenge?
Dan puts a hand on his chin for a moment in mock wonder.
DAN: Gee, Cid.. I wonder who..
CID: My girlfriend, "Sexy" Rhonda Vixen will also be competing against Anthony "The Promise" Bailey!
DAN: Wow! Now THAT is going to be exciting!
CID: Damned right it is! You see, Rhonda is ASX, and a victory for her would definitely be what our stable needs to start getting noticed around here!
DAN: Yeah, she's gonna beat the "Promise" right outta Anthony Bailey!
CID: I couldn't have said that better myself, Dan! However, last but not least, we have Kid Dynamo going up against Dan Quinn!
DAN: Hey, isn't Quinn that English guy who walks around with a chip on his shoulder?
CID: Uh, no - that would be the actor Michael Caine. Quinn is the guy who runs his mouth and makes my stomach turn everytime he opens it.
DAN: Why is that, Cid?
CID: Because if anyone's got the chops to be victorious in something that's called a Tap Out Challenge, it's either one of us in the ASX! So basically, what I'm trying to say, folks - is to pay very close attention, because the Anti-Society X will feature heavily in the next Asylum Show, and it's going to be a bumpy ride as we start tremors all over the APW!
Cid walks offscreen, leaving Dan standing there in wonder. Suddenly, Dan turns towards the camera and gives two thumbs up and smile and says..
DAN: This has been a Public Service Announcement, paid for by The Anti-Society X!
Dan runs offscreen, as the screen fades to black.
DAN: Okay, let's just cut to the damned chase here, folks! Your's truly is going to win his first ever Survive and Conquer Tournament, and this week, Cid and I are set to face a team called The Martyrs Of Madness.
Cid starts to chuckle at the mere mention of the team's name.
CID: First of all, let's congratulate Mike Morrison on this dream he had. Let's give him a hand. No, let's give him a round of applause!
DAN: Why we doin' that, Cid?
CID: Because it's probably the first time in Mike Morrison's life that he didn't dream of bearded women with cocks and old men in floral dresses!
Dan & Cid share a brief laugh, before Cid addresses the camera.
CID: Last week, was just a fraction - a tiny smidgen of what the hell we can do! This week, we're gonna up the ante, by totally annihilating two fools who just so happen to call themselves martyrs.
DAN: That's right, boys! The both of you will be martyrs, but it's gonna be to our own madness. Mike, you and Rico had better watch your backs! Because this time you won't be dreaming about the time you were a 13 year old male prostitute behind bars in Borstal. This time, the reality is gonna be Cid and I beating your asses like two sides of beef!
CID: You know, it's great to know that you guys find us so amusing. Because throughout all the joking aside, We've done our homework on you both, and we will not be taking anyone lightly!
DAN: "Mr. Madness" Mike Morrison! You can talk about Borstal all you want, until your blue in the face! We're not interested in your homoerotic fantasies with other young boys in your youth! Honestly, how Rico Casteel can stand to hear your past stories, let alone be your partner is beyond me!
CID: Rico "The Loose Cannon" Casteel. The Powerhouse Martyr himself... I hope that you're ready for a powerhouse beating courtesy of the Anti-Society X! We don't like daffodils like Mike Morrison, or their studmuffins, like you!
Dan taps Cid on the shoulder.
DAN: Hey, isn't there a tag team called the Studmuffins?
CID: Uh, crap.. Now that you mention it.. Yeah, but we'll get to that bridge when we cross it. Probably gonna be our next opponents. It seems that with the lack of tag teams and The Red Shield Mafia being out of it--
DAN: Uh, Cid..
CID: Yeah, Dan..
DAN: Kinda breaking the fourth wall, buddy..
Both Cid and Dan look at eachother and then shift eyes to the camera as a silence falls between them.
CID: Uhhh... You jerks are going down!
DAN: Yeah!
Both men clear their throats as they move along with their promo.
CID: Casteel, I really can't wait to test my technical prowess against your brute strength when our teams face off. Because when we do, Dan and I are going to take you two hens to the slaughterhouse, and that's when the real show begins!
Dan taps Cid on the shoulder.
DAN: Can we break out the glass tables, now? We've been here for awile now, and I really wanna put someone through a glass table..
Cid motions a negatory response with a wave of the hand.
CID: Not yet, my dirty blonde, bad-assed best friend! We'll save that for someone who REALLY piques our interest! Martyrs, get ready to experience true madness and ultimate violence!
Dan nods as Cid scratches his chin and continues to speak.
CID: One more thing I need to address for this upcoming Asylum, is that there are a series of Tap Out Challenge Matches. For example, Jason Bacon Andrews is taking on Chazz Dillinger. I'll be watching that match with much interest, as I've been hearing so much hype from Ol' Bacon about how he's gonna make quite the impact!
DAN: Hey, do you think he can take Dillinger? That guy's pretty bad ass!
CID: I guess we'll just have to wait and see, Danny Boy! But do you know who else is involved in a Tap Out Challenge?
Dan puts a hand on his chin for a moment in mock wonder.
DAN: Gee, Cid.. I wonder who..
CID: My girlfriend, "Sexy" Rhonda Vixen will also be competing against Anthony "The Promise" Bailey!
DAN: Wow! Now THAT is going to be exciting!
CID: Damned right it is! You see, Rhonda is ASX, and a victory for her would definitely be what our stable needs to start getting noticed around here!
DAN: Yeah, she's gonna beat the "Promise" right outta Anthony Bailey!
CID: I couldn't have said that better myself, Dan! However, last but not least, we have Kid Dynamo going up against Dan Quinn!
DAN: Hey, isn't Quinn that English guy who walks around with a chip on his shoulder?
CID: Uh, no - that would be the actor Michael Caine. Quinn is the guy who runs his mouth and makes my stomach turn everytime he opens it.
DAN: Why is that, Cid?
CID: Because if anyone's got the chops to be victorious in something that's called a Tap Out Challenge, it's either one of us in the ASX! So basically, what I'm trying to say, folks - is to pay very close attention, because the Anti-Society X will feature heavily in the next Asylum Show, and it's going to be a bumpy ride as we start tremors all over the APW!
Cid walks offscreen, leaving Dan standing there in wonder. Suddenly, Dan turns towards the camera and gives two thumbs up and smile and says..
DAN: This has been a Public Service Announcement, paid for by The Anti-Society X!
Dan runs offscreen, as the screen fades to black.
