Post by Odin Balfore on Jan 12, 2012 22:53:29 GMT -4
" Bury You "
RP2
APW- Asylum
Singles Match
Odin Balfore
vs.
Donovan Caine
_____________________________
* The scene opens to the Cameras POV, looking up from inside a hole as Odin shovels dirt onto it then transfers back to another angle just behind Odin’s left shoulder. After a few more shovels of dirt, Odin spikes the shovel in the ground next to him and turns around to address the camera. *
Odin: Its been a whole week, Cain, where ya been?
* Odin looks at the invisible watch on his left wrist. *
Odin: Its sunk in hasn’t it? Your first week in APW an you’ve peaked already. You haven’t even shown up on camera an you’ve peaked already. Now I know I’m a man of many talents but never did I think I’d shut up a man so quick. Then again, you’re not every man, are you? You must be a man who picks his fights and words carefully. Tactfully stringing together sentence after sentence so that you can best overwhelm your opponent. Well, that just ain’t gonna work this time. You made this mistake of leaving me to my own devices, so I got to thinking. I got to thinking if a shallow grave is really zoned for residential areas an come to find out, its not. Just like Donovan Caine isn’t zoned to compete against Odin Balfore. Then again, no one really is so don’t feel to bad. This though, the shallow grave thing- I dunno whose taking it too far; me or you?
What do you think, Larry?
Larry: Get me out of this hole!
Odin: Shut up, Larry you’re a plot device! … . That’s Larry, he’s on the zoning board. I questioned what constituted as a shallow grave and just started digging. Larry “ fell “ in while inspecting and I can’t exactly let him climb out. I needed a stand in for our match. I guess “ over your head “ qualifies as a adequate grave so I have all the information that I need.
I have all the information that I need because we both know that you are over your head. I guess that you had yourself a little triple threat warm up match on Overdrive that you oh so conveniently lost. I guess you can in fact stop the curse of the Scotland. Do you wana know how- you throw him a sheep.
Larry: Ohh.. I get it.
Odin: Shut up Larry! You’re the fucking sheep!
* Odin throws the shovel into the grave as Larry groans in pain. *
Odin: See, that’s more then just a clever little shoot. In your case, its just true. The world over knows a Scotsmen can’t resist a sheep and now the world knows that Donovan Caine can’t rise to the occasion. You talked a big game on Overdrive. You challenged C.J. Gates and even said that it was your duty to take down all the “ stars” and leave then all broken. Yea, you seriously arnt the first Donovan Caine I’ve wrestled before. I can tell you right now, you ain’t the first that C.J gates would have faced either but you weren’t going up against C.J gates Last week. You were the curtain jerker against two other brand new guys. How does that make you feel ? You had the opportunity to steal the show in the first match on the card and you just came up sheep short.
Larry: Wha?
* That’s what I’m sayin’ “ what?” *
Odin: Donovan, you couldn’t make your point off of two jobbers. You couldn’t walk out with all your curses and darkness and king of the undead Bullshit and get the win. Hell you couldn’t pay off Vanna White to flip the panels and give you the letters to spell it. You had the most pathetic and unforgivable début that I have ever seen. I spent the night on the john because of your match. I drowned my sorrows in bad Mexican- that’s how bad you are. I coulda died from that food. I rather have died then sit through and watch your match. I was all ready to scout you out too but there’s just nothing there. You leave nothing to the imagination. You got hit with a side walk slam and that’s it? that’s it? Really? Done in because you were handled like luggage? Well then call me American Airlines because I’m charging you for all that extra baggage that you’ll be bringing to the ring,
Ya know you go from Thursday to this Sunday. Lets fast forward a few days. You go from curtain jerking to being the top under card only to two title matches. You must really be kicking yourself for losing because ..wow.. You woulda had a nice head of steam to at least attempt to make a case against me but once again as I suspected, you just failed miserably. Although, I guess I can’t expect much from you. A decent fight woulda been nice but hey.. I guess Taco Bell will always prove more a challenge then you. I was right though. Aside from our match, you won’t ever get out of the match opener. The final piss break before people settle down and watch the show. You couldn’t even handle that pressure, let alone the pressure that comes from stepping in the ring with Odin Balfore. Will be visited again by some old guy? Will you again just dribble off with your character development? This? This is all in good fun. Why? Because If I gotta dictate the match with you on Sunday, I gotta have something in the back of head that’ll make me laugh so that I don’t get the Hershey squirts mid way through our thirty second match.
Yup, I said it. Thirty second match. That’s how long I predict you’ll be able to hang with me before your blown up and begging for me to hit Ragnarok on you and pin you. So you can collect your little fifty dollar appearance check and go cry somewhere off in the bowels of the arena. Donovan. Listen to me. Listen to me very carefully.
You arnt a wrestler. You aren’t a performer. You aren’t an entertainer. I know that you feel like you have some sort of useful skill but clearly you don’t. you’ve proven that. You actually did my work for me because you went out there both literally and figuratively killed your own gimmick. You came out on TV, looking so hard and spoke so tough, It woulda been good too if it had any sort of substance behind it but it didn’t. So what do you expect to accomplish on Sunday against me? Are you gonna make me pay? Are you gonna put me up against the wall and shoot me with that assault riffle?
* Odin poses heroically and laughs very hard. *
HA-HA-HAA! Please. If you ever come at me with such talk I’ll shit kick you so fucking bad that you’ll have recovered the memory of your own shitty past, go “ Hey that’s who I am. “ then you’ll go and off yourself because you’ll finally have realized just how terrible of a human being that you are. That’s what Sunday is. It’s me making you realize just how terrible you really are. I’d pat you on the back and tell you that its ok but really, its not. It’s not Ok. It’s never Ok. It’s never OK because I’m not a forgiving man. I’m not a forgetting man. I’m the man who at each and every chance I’ll remind of all the things that you’ve done wrong. For you though, I dunno where to start but I’ll give it my best this Sunday when we step into this ring because at least stepping into the ring with me is a fine jumping point for you to go out and re-evaluate your career and your life. And what better way to do then by going up against one of the best this business has to offer ?
I’m not C.J. Gates. You know that. But after tonight you’ll be praying to god, wishing that I was him because he or anyone else you face while your in APW can’t whoop your sorry ass worse then I can. So lets go Donovan. I ain’t got all week. But I can spare thirty seconds to hit your ass with the biggest choke breaker that I can muster and leave you in that ring with nothing left to give the APW or the APW. Truly an absolutely you’ll have gone through an entire week here, having two matches you’ll have given all you can possibly given. You’ll have shown every trick of your trade and every set of marginal skills you can display and still that’s not enough to even look the slightest bit decent in the eyes of management.. The fans and most importantly.. Me.
See this, this is the grave that you built, that Donovan Caine built. Unfit for human shelter an unfit for APW an Odin is just the buy burrying the hole that you dug yourself into for the first and last time. Because I will Bury you!
So I have spoken.. So it shall come to pass.
* Odin Walks off as the scene starts to fade on the open grave. *
~~FINN
RP2
APW- Asylum
Singles Match
Odin Balfore
vs.
Donovan Caine
_____________________________
* The scene opens to the Cameras POV, looking up from inside a hole as Odin shovels dirt onto it then transfers back to another angle just behind Odin’s left shoulder. After a few more shovels of dirt, Odin spikes the shovel in the ground next to him and turns around to address the camera. *
Odin: Its been a whole week, Cain, where ya been?
* Odin looks at the invisible watch on his left wrist. *
Odin: Its sunk in hasn’t it? Your first week in APW an you’ve peaked already. You haven’t even shown up on camera an you’ve peaked already. Now I know I’m a man of many talents but never did I think I’d shut up a man so quick. Then again, you’re not every man, are you? You must be a man who picks his fights and words carefully. Tactfully stringing together sentence after sentence so that you can best overwhelm your opponent. Well, that just ain’t gonna work this time. You made this mistake of leaving me to my own devices, so I got to thinking. I got to thinking if a shallow grave is really zoned for residential areas an come to find out, its not. Just like Donovan Caine isn’t zoned to compete against Odin Balfore. Then again, no one really is so don’t feel to bad. This though, the shallow grave thing- I dunno whose taking it too far; me or you?
What do you think, Larry?
Larry: Get me out of this hole!
Odin: Shut up, Larry you’re a plot device! … . That’s Larry, he’s on the zoning board. I questioned what constituted as a shallow grave and just started digging. Larry “ fell “ in while inspecting and I can’t exactly let him climb out. I needed a stand in for our match. I guess “ over your head “ qualifies as a adequate grave so I have all the information that I need.
I have all the information that I need because we both know that you are over your head. I guess that you had yourself a little triple threat warm up match on Overdrive that you oh so conveniently lost. I guess you can in fact stop the curse of the Scotland. Do you wana know how- you throw him a sheep.
Larry: Ohh.. I get it.
Odin: Shut up Larry! You’re the fucking sheep!
* Odin throws the shovel into the grave as Larry groans in pain. *
Odin: See, that’s more then just a clever little shoot. In your case, its just true. The world over knows a Scotsmen can’t resist a sheep and now the world knows that Donovan Caine can’t rise to the occasion. You talked a big game on Overdrive. You challenged C.J. Gates and even said that it was your duty to take down all the “ stars” and leave then all broken. Yea, you seriously arnt the first Donovan Caine I’ve wrestled before. I can tell you right now, you ain’t the first that C.J gates would have faced either but you weren’t going up against C.J gates Last week. You were the curtain jerker against two other brand new guys. How does that make you feel ? You had the opportunity to steal the show in the first match on the card and you just came up sheep short.
Larry: Wha?
* That’s what I’m sayin’ “ what?” *
Odin: Donovan, you couldn’t make your point off of two jobbers. You couldn’t walk out with all your curses and darkness and king of the undead Bullshit and get the win. Hell you couldn’t pay off Vanna White to flip the panels and give you the letters to spell it. You had the most pathetic and unforgivable début that I have ever seen. I spent the night on the john because of your match. I drowned my sorrows in bad Mexican- that’s how bad you are. I coulda died from that food. I rather have died then sit through and watch your match. I was all ready to scout you out too but there’s just nothing there. You leave nothing to the imagination. You got hit with a side walk slam and that’s it? that’s it? Really? Done in because you were handled like luggage? Well then call me American Airlines because I’m charging you for all that extra baggage that you’ll be bringing to the ring,
Ya know you go from Thursday to this Sunday. Lets fast forward a few days. You go from curtain jerking to being the top under card only to two title matches. You must really be kicking yourself for losing because ..wow.. You woulda had a nice head of steam to at least attempt to make a case against me but once again as I suspected, you just failed miserably. Although, I guess I can’t expect much from you. A decent fight woulda been nice but hey.. I guess Taco Bell will always prove more a challenge then you. I was right though. Aside from our match, you won’t ever get out of the match opener. The final piss break before people settle down and watch the show. You couldn’t even handle that pressure, let alone the pressure that comes from stepping in the ring with Odin Balfore. Will be visited again by some old guy? Will you again just dribble off with your character development? This? This is all in good fun. Why? Because If I gotta dictate the match with you on Sunday, I gotta have something in the back of head that’ll make me laugh so that I don’t get the Hershey squirts mid way through our thirty second match.
Yup, I said it. Thirty second match. That’s how long I predict you’ll be able to hang with me before your blown up and begging for me to hit Ragnarok on you and pin you. So you can collect your little fifty dollar appearance check and go cry somewhere off in the bowels of the arena. Donovan. Listen to me. Listen to me very carefully.
You arnt a wrestler. You aren’t a performer. You aren’t an entertainer. I know that you feel like you have some sort of useful skill but clearly you don’t. you’ve proven that. You actually did my work for me because you went out there both literally and figuratively killed your own gimmick. You came out on TV, looking so hard and spoke so tough, It woulda been good too if it had any sort of substance behind it but it didn’t. So what do you expect to accomplish on Sunday against me? Are you gonna make me pay? Are you gonna put me up against the wall and shoot me with that assault riffle?
* Odin poses heroically and laughs very hard. *
HA-HA-HAA! Please. If you ever come at me with such talk I’ll shit kick you so fucking bad that you’ll have recovered the memory of your own shitty past, go “ Hey that’s who I am. “ then you’ll go and off yourself because you’ll finally have realized just how terrible of a human being that you are. That’s what Sunday is. It’s me making you realize just how terrible you really are. I’d pat you on the back and tell you that its ok but really, its not. It’s not Ok. It’s never Ok. It’s never OK because I’m not a forgiving man. I’m not a forgetting man. I’m the man who at each and every chance I’ll remind of all the things that you’ve done wrong. For you though, I dunno where to start but I’ll give it my best this Sunday when we step into this ring because at least stepping into the ring with me is a fine jumping point for you to go out and re-evaluate your career and your life. And what better way to do then by going up against one of the best this business has to offer ?
I’m not C.J. Gates. You know that. But after tonight you’ll be praying to god, wishing that I was him because he or anyone else you face while your in APW can’t whoop your sorry ass worse then I can. So lets go Donovan. I ain’t got all week. But I can spare thirty seconds to hit your ass with the biggest choke breaker that I can muster and leave you in that ring with nothing left to give the APW or the APW. Truly an absolutely you’ll have gone through an entire week here, having two matches you’ll have given all you can possibly given. You’ll have shown every trick of your trade and every set of marginal skills you can display and still that’s not enough to even look the slightest bit decent in the eyes of management.. The fans and most importantly.. Me.
See this, this is the grave that you built, that Donovan Caine built. Unfit for human shelter an unfit for APW an Odin is just the buy burrying the hole that you dug yourself into for the first and last time. Because I will Bury you!
So I have spoken.. So it shall come to pass.
* Odin Walks off as the scene starts to fade on the open grave. *
~~FINN
