Post by yarmouth1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:15:06 GMT -4
Blade, It's my name not your's.
Yarmouth Blade can be seen walking in to A super market, He slowly walk's in to the double does which open automatic for him, Yarmouth then pick's up a shopping basket and starts to browse the isle's.
One of the staff bumps in to Yarmouth Blade who towers above the young man.
The young man quivers in his boots after he realises who Yarmouth is.
Young man: So sorry Mr Blade, I....I didn't mean to bump in to you.
Yarmouth Blade: So you should be, If this was in the ring I would have killed you, Just like I am gonna kill that son of bitch Blade.
He thinks because he has got the same name as me that he can tell me what do, He thinks that he is better than me, Well hell no, I am the one and only Blade the only one that has the right to have this name.
Young man: Pl.....Please don't hurt me MR Blade, I said I was sorry.
Yarmouth Blade: I'm not going to hurt you this time young man, But the next time we meet, You better move out the way.
Blade pauses a little and let's the young staff member walk down the isle.
Yarmouth Blade carry's on with his shopping, Walk's down the isle and pick's up a bag of potatoes, Carrot's and sprouts.
Yarmouth Blade: Now were's the meat section, I want a nice pork shoulder?
Yarmouth Walks down the isle and reaches the Meat counter and see's the butcher hammering away at the meat to flatten it out, Yarmouth start's to laugh to him self when he here's the butcher talking to him.
Butcher: What the hell are you laughing at pal?
You might be able to push my son around but you aint gonna push me around.
Yarmouth Blade: Ah the father of this crap hole of a shop, Give me a pork shoulder, NOW.
Butcher: Why don't you shut the hell up, Who do you think you are coming in to my shop pushing me around?
Yarmouth Blade: Do you know who the hell I am. How dare you talk to me like that, I am Yarmouth Blade and I have a very important match on the 29 January against some one that has the same name as me, I you talk to me like am know body, I should jump over that counter and kick your head in right here right now.
Butcher: Just try it, You see this hammer, This hammer will go right on your head if you step one foot over this counter and god for bid if you decide to take it out on my boy, You will not get to survive and Conquer in one peace my friend.
Yarmouth Blade pauses for a while rubbing his chin and then smiles at the butcher.
Yarmouth Blade: At last some one who is willing to step up the plate and stand up for him self, I take my hat of to you old man.
But I still want my Pork shoulder, I am gonna need filling up for when I take on Blade in a name v name match, The winner gets to keep his name and the loser well he has to change it, And I for one do not want that to happen.
So you can see why I am a little grump sir, Now please can I have my pork shoulder?
The butcher smiles at Yarmouth Blade and puts down his hammer and then walks closer to the counter and reaches under the counter and gets out a pork should joint.
Butcher: That's all you had to say Yarmouth, Here you go and good luck with your match.
Yarmouth Blade takes the Joint and puts it in his basket and then nods at the butcher and heads over to the counter were the young man is serving at till.
The young man see's Blade coming down the isle and places his basket on to the conveyer belt, Blade get's out his shopping and places the items on to the conveyer belt, The young staff member looks terrified to see Yarmouth Blade.
Yarmouth Blade: Look I'm not gonna hurt you but you do need to man, Your old man just stood up to me and you need to do the same fella.
Just like Blade does, He needs to step up to the plate and try and win, Try to hurt me and make me change my name, But there is no chance in hell that is gonna happen.
so come on kid bag these items up and be a man and stand up for your self.
The Young man bags Yarmouth's items in a bag, Blade pays and then leaves the store and walks down the street.
Yarmouth Blade can be seen walking in to A super market, He slowly walk's in to the double does which open automatic for him, Yarmouth then pick's up a shopping basket and starts to browse the isle's.
One of the staff bumps in to Yarmouth Blade who towers above the young man.
The young man quivers in his boots after he realises who Yarmouth is.
Young man: So sorry Mr Blade, I....I didn't mean to bump in to you.
Yarmouth Blade: So you should be, If this was in the ring I would have killed you, Just like I am gonna kill that son of bitch Blade.
He thinks because he has got the same name as me that he can tell me what do, He thinks that he is better than me, Well hell no, I am the one and only Blade the only one that has the right to have this name.
Young man: Pl.....Please don't hurt me MR Blade, I said I was sorry.
Yarmouth Blade: I'm not going to hurt you this time young man, But the next time we meet, You better move out the way.
Blade pauses a little and let's the young staff member walk down the isle.
Yarmouth Blade carry's on with his shopping, Walk's down the isle and pick's up a bag of potatoes, Carrot's and sprouts.
Yarmouth Blade: Now were's the meat section, I want a nice pork shoulder?
Yarmouth Walks down the isle and reaches the Meat counter and see's the butcher hammering away at the meat to flatten it out, Yarmouth start's to laugh to him self when he here's the butcher talking to him.
Butcher: What the hell are you laughing at pal?
You might be able to push my son around but you aint gonna push me around.
Yarmouth Blade: Ah the father of this crap hole of a shop, Give me a pork shoulder, NOW.
Butcher: Why don't you shut the hell up, Who do you think you are coming in to my shop pushing me around?
Yarmouth Blade: Do you know who the hell I am. How dare you talk to me like that, I am Yarmouth Blade and I have a very important match on the 29 January against some one that has the same name as me, I you talk to me like am know body, I should jump over that counter and kick your head in right here right now.
Butcher: Just try it, You see this hammer, This hammer will go right on your head if you step one foot over this counter and god for bid if you decide to take it out on my boy, You will not get to survive and Conquer in one peace my friend.
Yarmouth Blade pauses for a while rubbing his chin and then smiles at the butcher.
Yarmouth Blade: At last some one who is willing to step up the plate and stand up for him self, I take my hat of to you old man.
But I still want my Pork shoulder, I am gonna need filling up for when I take on Blade in a name v name match, The winner gets to keep his name and the loser well he has to change it, And I for one do not want that to happen.
So you can see why I am a little grump sir, Now please can I have my pork shoulder?
The butcher smiles at Yarmouth Blade and puts down his hammer and then walks closer to the counter and reaches under the counter and gets out a pork should joint.
Butcher: That's all you had to say Yarmouth, Here you go and good luck with your match.
Yarmouth Blade takes the Joint and puts it in his basket and then nods at the butcher and heads over to the counter were the young man is serving at till.
The young man see's Blade coming down the isle and places his basket on to the conveyer belt, Blade get's out his shopping and places the items on to the conveyer belt, The young staff member looks terrified to see Yarmouth Blade.
Yarmouth Blade: Look I'm not gonna hurt you but you do need to man, Your old man just stood up to me and you need to do the same fella.
Just like Blade does, He needs to step up to the plate and try and win, Try to hurt me and make me change my name, But there is no chance in hell that is gonna happen.
so come on kid bag these items up and be a man and stand up for your self.
The Young man bags Yarmouth's items in a bag, Blade pays and then leaves the store and walks down the street.
