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Post by jasonandrews on Jan 26, 2012 17:05:15 GMT -4
The truth of the Rugrats theory?
This is the whole story:
The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Imagination.
Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.
Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.
The DeVilles had an abortion because betty found out she was a lesbian when she first got pregnant hence the reason for the abortion and she couldn't leave her husband because she loved him so much, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins
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As for "All Grown Up" Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations who were her only company, in a judgemental world
Angelica's mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and made it after her mom's image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything, dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was "canceled"
The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy's brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the differace between Dil and her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.
On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He was actually going to marry a differant hooker, but she just wanted him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from Kira's stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz
Suzie was actually Angelica's only friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica's creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica's death was sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.
Yes, the cartoon has the babies as real people because of adult interaction with them. But, do you think that nickelodeon could've gotten the idea of Rugrats from this tragic storyline? I bet somewhere out there something like this has occurred.
Do you think that something like this took place?
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Post by Reaver on Jan 26, 2012 17:50:11 GMT -4
i think u watch too many cartoons.....
lay off the acid my friend ;D ;D
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jan 26, 2012 18:02:34 GMT -4
...Wow!
I think that pretty much sums it up. Well, that... And lay off the acid was a pretty good "Summer-upper" as well.
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jan 26, 2012 18:12:54 GMT -4
No, if we're gonna break down theories on cartoons. Winnie The Pooh. The beginning of most Winnie The Pooh cartoons show a real world with the characters in their Stuffed Animal form or someone opening a book.
MY Theory on this and what a film it'd make! Is that Christopher Robin is a kid who uses the 1000 Acre Woods as his "Safe Place" when ol' Pappi is Michael Jacksoning him. Poor old Christopher makes up this beautiful world of the only friends he has who make him feel safe. Later cartoons show a girl in Robins place and this could very well be his daughter and something he does to her.
VERY SICK. However if you look at it outside the box then it makes sense. Who didn't feel Mr. Rogers Neighborhood when he went to that Puppet Land was his ploy to get children to feel safe when coming to his house? I mean there are disturbing approaches to so many things, Little Mermaid has a Dildo drawn into the castle on the Original Cover Art. Disney is, was, and always will be closet pervs.
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Post by jasonandrews on Jan 26, 2012 19:28:37 GMT -4
I didnt make the theory i found it online when me and my friend were in the computer lab lol
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jan 26, 2012 20:06:41 GMT -4
Regardless, if we're talking about Theories...Lets talk!
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Post by Alex Black on Jan 27, 2012 4:25:10 GMT -4
So what we have here is American McGee's Rugrats then?
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Post by jasonandrews on Jan 27, 2012 12:01:05 GMT -4
All i really know is this ruined the rugrats for me when i read it lol
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jan 27, 2012 14:42:09 GMT -4
 This is the Rugrats in question. However I think Winnie The Pooh is a much better theory..in theory.. |
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Post by jasonandrews on Jan 27, 2012 16:14:01 GMT -4
only because its your theory lol
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Post by Alex Black on Jan 27, 2012 16:18:20 GMT -4
Thats weird, I just posted something lol American McGee is a game designer lol I was thinking they could make a game based off of the Rugrats Theory. Now I found this on another forum thought it was funny  Also found this as well The Ed Edd and Eddy Purgatory Theory We hadn’t always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up. We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don’t remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since the last member of our group joined us and certainly we won’t remember now when the next spirit comes, but here is what we do know: Rolf was the first to come here. Unlike most of us he was born in far off lands and even in the afterlife hasn’t lost the touch of his old world upbringing. He lived in the neighborhood before it was developed. The son of a shepherd, he and the rest of his family came to start a farm on the lands that would soon turn into the place we would all eventually reside in. He died in 1903. While tending to the family’s animals, the bull broke loose from its pen and in Rolf’s efforts to stop the beast he was trampled to death. That is why even though he brought many of his family’s livestock with him in spirit he chose not to bring the cattle along. He continues to go about the farms business on a daily basis, but is more than happy to occasionally neglect them to play with the other children of the neighborhood. Jonny was always the lonely child. In fact Rolf actually became his first human friend ever when he came to the cul-de-sac after his death. His parents moved onto the grounds of Rolf’s former farm not long after his death. With no other children around and no fieldwork to take up his time as it did Rolf’s Jonny drew into his own mind to a great extent. From the Plank was born. Together they wandered about the country side climbing trees and getting themselves in trouble. Sadly this didn’t last forever as a few years later Jonny became bedridden with illness. In 1922 he died after a long battle with tuberculosis. He saw his imaginary friend plank standing by him to his last breath. Even now in the afterlife without the countryside to play in Jonny still wastes much of his time frolicking through the backyards and streets. Eddy was the next to come. Eddy was born in New York City but moved to the neighborhood in 1932, just as the Great Depression was hitting full swing. The neighborhood while still different was beginning to take form from the fields of its past as families moved in and split up the lands that had once belonged to Rolf’s family. Always a schemer, Eddy looked to do anything to bring some comfort to his very bare family life even if it cost him the friendship of others. Eddy died in 1939 after one of his grand plans to swindle a sap backfired. He drowned trying to cross the local river after trying to run away from the angry kids that he had tried to deceive. Even in the afterlife he keeps chasing after the almighty dollar. Sarah and Ed came together not too long after that. By the late 40’s the cul-de-sac had already nearly taken its final form as one of the preplanned developments that became popular in the post war era. As brother and sister growing up in the chaos of World War II, they both had various ways of escaping their lives as children of a dead GI and a working mother. Sarah became enraged and controlling as she sought to make sure that everyone around her knew that she was in charge, all in an attempt to copy off of her view of the hustle and bustle of her often working mother. Ed on the other hand went about it in a different way. He just shut it out entirely, in fact he shut out nearly everyone and everything in the world entirely becoming what appeared to be a complete idiot. Ed chose instead to become completely involved in the monster movies and comic books that began to pop up after the war had ended. It wasn’t too long after this that, in 1953, Ed and Sarah died in a car wreck as their mother was taking them to visit their grandparents. Nazz came a time after the brother and sister. Nazz was a flower child, born to a pair of hippies turned establishment in the late 60’s. She was a naturally beautiful girl that had always had a way with boys and men alike. She lived life on a whim and would often go about flirting and playing without any intentions. She died in possibly the most horrible way of any children in the neighborhood. In the summer of ’79 a serial killer, who had broken out of a local asylum, had slipped into her house in the dead of night and raped and killed her along with her entire family. In the trauma of these events she in a way similar to Ed shut out the world entirely and forgot of her parents and siblings, which is why in the afterlife she doesn’t ever receive demands from the non-existent parents unlike many of the others. This gives her much more time to lounge around and party as she often does. It didn’t take too long before Edd joined the rest of the neighborhood. He was the child of two highly controlling professionals in the age of greed that, despite their constant absence, dominated his life. As such Edd became quite the intellectual and a rather meek and shy figure. Always the curious type, he loved to experiment when given the time away from school and the constant chores of his parents. This would lead to his untimely demise in 1986, as a gas leak combined with a Bunsen burner from one of his experiments tore him and his house to pieces. Being the timid and subservient type, between various misadventures, Edd continued to follow the written orders of his parents long after his death. Kevin was the next to join the group. He was born to the day of Edd’s death and is in many ways his polar opposite. Kevin came from a broken home and developed a bold personality. In life he was the cynical and angry and took it out on many of the other children. His abusive father would rarely pay him any attention in life and would end up bringing about the end of it. In a drunken rage his father beat him after Kevin attempted to stand up to him. He died on the way to the hospital in the winter of 1999. His father spent the rest of his life in prison. In the afterlife Kevin changed his perception to the opposite of what his life really was, with a distant father who would shower him with gifts, however he continued to maintain his bullying even in death. Jimmy was the last to come to the cul-de-sac. He died in 2000 not long after moving into the house that Kevin’s father had once lived in. He had had leukemia since he was barely old enough to walk. As such, he was always a very sickly child and due to his over protective parents he never really got to be around other children. He lived his days out in a small bedroom completely neglected by the outside world. Jimmy lingered for quite some time in a state of near death, but in the end finally caved into the suffering of his life long illness. The Kanker sisters were different from any other denizens of the cul-de-sac. They were never of the earthly plane of existence. Instead they are the children of demons not too dissimilar from the succubae of human lore. They seem to possess abilities impossible by the standards of the others, such as the ability to appear nearly anywhere instantly. They were sent from hell to torment the already tortured souls of the neighborhood. Surprisingly they are attracted to the Eds for unknown reasons, although it is speculated that they are the weakest willed members of the neighborhood and are seen as easy targets by them. Despite that they are universally loathed and often feared by everyone including the Eds. |
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jan 27, 2012 17:32:51 GMT -4
@bacon: In part yes but the theory of Winnie The Pooh is my own and not one I found online made by others. So okay you're right, shut your mouth! hahaha fucker..
@black: Damnit, I'm watching Ed, Edd & Eddy RIGHT NOW!!
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Post by biggs on Jan 28, 2012 15:31:27 GMT -4
This is a little bit off topic, but the conversation about Winnie the Pooh reminded me of a series of short stories I wrote back in 6th grade, in which life lessons were taught at Pooh's expense. For example, Winnie the Pooh and Cancer Too (which was caused by Pooh using to many cigarettes.), Winnie the Pooh and the Very Blustery Liver (alcoholism), and my personal favorite, Winnie the Pooh Dies a Lonely Death, in which I had Winnie the Pooh be such a huge jerk to everyone that he died a sad, lonely old bear because of how mean he had been to everyone. My favorite line that I've ever written, out of everything I've ever written, was in that story, in which Pooh Bear says to Tigger, "The most wonderful thing about tiggers is that you're the only one!"
Back on topic, that theory about Rugrats is bull pucky. Granted, I didn't like Rugrats as a kid, and hated the fact that it go so popular relatively late in it's run. Back when they first launched Nicktoons, Ren & Stimpy was the crown jewel, but like five years later, Rugrats became this huge phenomenon. It annoyed me.
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Post by Billy Dork on Jan 28, 2012 15:47:20 GMT -4
No, if we're gonna break down theories on cartoons. Winnie The Pooh. The beginning of most Winnie The Pooh cartoons show a real world with the characters in their Stuffed Animal form or someone opening a book. MY Theory on this and what a film it'd make! Is that Christopher Robin is a kid who uses the 1000 Acre Woods as his "Safe Place" when ol' Pappi is Michael Jacksoning him. Poor old Christopher makes up this beautiful world of the only friends he has who make him feel safe. Later cartoons show a girl in Robins place and this could very well be his daughter and something he does to her. VERY SICK. However if you look at it outside the box then it makes sense. Who didn't feel Mr. Rogers Neighborhood when he went to that Puppet Land was his ploy to get children to feel safe when coming to his house? I mean there are disturbing approaches to so many things, Little Mermaid has a Dildo drawn into the castle on the Original Cover Art. Disney is, was, and always will be closet pervs. Umm not to bring anyone's mood down but Christopher Robin was the actual name of the son of the guy who made Pooh Bear, he grew up long before the show came out though and od'ed, but when he was young he always played with a stuffed bear supposedly, the show was the Creators way of keeping that part of his son alive, just thought i'd share that. |
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jan 28, 2012 20:15:45 GMT -4
What a party pooper Dork is... biggs: That's awesome, I want to read those, still got em? And I agree, Ren & Stimpy was that SHIT! |
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Post by Johnny Rebel on Jan 28, 2012 20:36:07 GMT -4
What a party pooper Dork is... biggs: That's awesome, I want to read those, still got em? And I agree, Ren & Stimpy was that SHIT! Ren & Stimply blew any cartoon from the mid-90's out of the water! The Rugrats were weak and really the only decent thing that came out of the Nicktoons years was the aforementioned Ren & Stimpy. |
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Post by Reaver on Jan 29, 2012 4:01:35 GMT -4
thats y the order of the nicktoons that played was Doug, Rugrats, THEN Ren & STimpy.
they gotta end their toons on a high note. i also wanna make note that the ren & stimpy that was recreated for "the man show" was terrible. they cursed, they ate gross things, lived up inside a homeless guys asshole, and they fucked each other blatantly!! which completely ruined the joy of the original.
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jan 29, 2012 4:55:10 GMT -4
I liked Doug too! I miss that shit, intro was dope. His super hero Quail Man with the underwear on his head? Fucking brilliant!
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Post by Reaver on Jan 29, 2012 5:13:27 GMT -4
I liked Doug too! I miss that shit, intro was dope. His super hero Quail Man with the underwear on his head? Fucking brilliant! it was a belt and his underwear was over his shorts :-p im huge fan as well. ever watch the highschool years? ABC (i think) bought the rights and did it with him a lil more grown up |
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Post by T-Marv on Jan 29, 2012 10:29:23 GMT -4
ALL of these theories can be traced back to Tommy Westphall.... Who is Tommy Westphal? An austistic child on the TV series St Elsewhere who, it was revealed in the closing moments of the final episode of that series, had dreamt the entire run of the show. This show was the original "everything's a figmant of your imagination" series. In fact, there are theories that over 200 different shows are ALSO a figmant of his imagination due to crossovers/spinnoffs, etc. more info here: home.vicnet.net.au/~kwgow/crossovers.html |
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