Post by Nathaniel Havok on Feb 1, 2012 0:12:35 GMT -4
The scene opens up at Dillinger Entertainment Studios, where Nathaniel Havok sits in front of the camera. With a somber look on his face, Nathaniel begins to speak...
Havok: This time last month, I had it all! Christmas was great, because I was a double champion! A small month later, and now I have nothing. Jeff decided that he wanted to cheap shot me, knock me out, and take my Xtreme Championship away from me. What kind of promoter would do such a thing to their top talent?
Nathaniel scoffs.
Havok: And then... Then there's Jason Kash. Jason Kash, a man who shouldn't even be allowed to compete in APW! A man who couldn't pass a piss test if his life depended on it! Complete bullshit, if you ask me! MMA fighters are drug tested before every fight! He should have been drug tested on the spot the other night! This begs the question... Why would a promoter allow a drug-infested low-life to be their top champion? Sounds to me like some people might be out to get me... But lucky for me, I'm guaranteed a return match! I get the first shot at Jason Kash! And to be honest, I'm not a real patient man. Which is why I sit here before you right this second...
Nathaniel leans forward in his seat, and stares deep into the camera.
Havok: Jason Kash... Next Thursday night on Overdirve, ON MY TURF... You and I, one on one, for the APW World Heavyweight Championship! I'm invoking my rematch claus, and I'm doing it the very first chance I get! So you pack a bowl, pack your undies, and bring your ass to MY show! Let's see if you can catch lightning in a bottle two times in a row! I'm not asking you Kash, I'm telling you! You bring my title to Overdrive, you step into the ring with a living legend, and you hand back over my World Heavyweight Championship! This isn't over yet, bitch! I've worked too God damn hard for you to ruin what I've done over the past year! My path of destruction is far from over with, and I plan on completely removing you from said path... Next Thursday night!
Nathaniel gets silent for a second, but never takes his eyes off of the camera.
Havok: And Jeff, I highly suggest that you keep your nose out of this one. Because if you decide to get involved, Chaz Dillinger has already told me that he has no problem getting fired for beating the hell out of you. So stay in the back, and watch your real World Champion put on another classic wrestling match! And Kash... You really don't have any other choice. I'm calling you out, and demanding that you accept. You got the balls to do it, or are you going to throw your tail between your legs and run?
...It's your choice, but you better make the right one.
Nathaniel smirks into the camera.
Havok: Havok has spoken...
Havok: This time last month, I had it all! Christmas was great, because I was a double champion! A small month later, and now I have nothing. Jeff decided that he wanted to cheap shot me, knock me out, and take my Xtreme Championship away from me. What kind of promoter would do such a thing to their top talent?
Nathaniel scoffs.
Havok: And then... Then there's Jason Kash. Jason Kash, a man who shouldn't even be allowed to compete in APW! A man who couldn't pass a piss test if his life depended on it! Complete bullshit, if you ask me! MMA fighters are drug tested before every fight! He should have been drug tested on the spot the other night! This begs the question... Why would a promoter allow a drug-infested low-life to be their top champion? Sounds to me like some people might be out to get me... But lucky for me, I'm guaranteed a return match! I get the first shot at Jason Kash! And to be honest, I'm not a real patient man. Which is why I sit here before you right this second...
Nathaniel leans forward in his seat, and stares deep into the camera.
Havok: Jason Kash... Next Thursday night on Overdirve, ON MY TURF... You and I, one on one, for the APW World Heavyweight Championship! I'm invoking my rematch claus, and I'm doing it the very first chance I get! So you pack a bowl, pack your undies, and bring your ass to MY show! Let's see if you can catch lightning in a bottle two times in a row! I'm not asking you Kash, I'm telling you! You bring my title to Overdrive, you step into the ring with a living legend, and you hand back over my World Heavyweight Championship! This isn't over yet, bitch! I've worked too God damn hard for you to ruin what I've done over the past year! My path of destruction is far from over with, and I plan on completely removing you from said path... Next Thursday night!
Nathaniel gets silent for a second, but never takes his eyes off of the camera.
Havok: And Jeff, I highly suggest that you keep your nose out of this one. Because if you decide to get involved, Chaz Dillinger has already told me that he has no problem getting fired for beating the hell out of you. So stay in the back, and watch your real World Champion put on another classic wrestling match! And Kash... You really don't have any other choice. I'm calling you out, and demanding that you accept. You got the balls to do it, or are you going to throw your tail between your legs and run?
...It's your choice, but you better make the right one.
Nathaniel smirks into the camera.
Havok: Havok has spoken...
