Post by Nathaniel Havok on Feb 19, 2012 23:39:29 GMT -4
OOC: I know that this RP goes over the RP limit, but just by about 30 or 40 words. After reading the Overdrive RP Limit thread, It is my understanding that this RP will still be accepted by the staff. At least... I hope 
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!The scene opens up backstage at an Action Packed Wrestling House Show, where Chaz Dillinger and Helena Stewart stand in front of a large APW logo, alongside Hanna Storm. Hannah is given her cue by the cameraman, and is ready to conduct her interview.
Storm: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this APW.com exclusive interview. Standing beside me with his girlfriend Helena Stewart, is none other than up=and-coming Megastar… Chaz Dillinger. Seven days ago, you suffered your first defeat in APW at the hands of Kid Dynamo. It’s bee reported that you suffered some minor injuries, but will be ready next Sunday to go one on one with The Promise, Anthony Bailey. But for now, you’re staying away from the ring. What are your injuries, and how is the healing process coming along?
Dillinger: For a few days after the match, I felt a burning sensation in my shoulder-blades, as well as my neck. Right now, the pain is bearable. But at the time, I could barley move my neck and arms! I was given tonight off, to ensure that I’m ready to go next Sunday night. And trust me, I will be ready. I already feel ten times better than I did on Monday morning when I woke up, and it can only get better from here. So Anthony Bailey better be ready!
Storm: My next question was going to be about your opponent next Sunday on Asylum. What exactly do you think of The Promise Anthony Bailey? Furthermore, what is your response to his comments towards you on Friday?
As Hannah holds out the microphone for Chaz to speak, he snatches the mic right from her hands.
Dillinger: When it comes to this, you might as well leave. You’ve done your job, honey… Now hit the bricks!
Hannah seems shocked and appalled at what Chaz has just said to her. Helena then steps between Storm and Dillinger, getting in the face of the APW Backstage Analyst.
Stewart: You heard my man! Now get to steppin, bitch!
Hannah storm looks at both Chaz and Helena, before shaking her head in disgust and walking off. With no one to both the couple, Chaz looks immediately into the camera.
Dillinger: I heard what you had to say, Bailey. Trust me, I heard you loud and clear. I heard you ramble incoherently about how you’re so happy to be the worlds biggest pussy. But what I didn’t hear, is a man that’s confident he’s going to get the victory next week! However first, I’d like to start this out with a compliment. For a classless little jerk-off like yourself, you really do have a beautiful townhouse! I mean, I wouldn’t let my kitchen help even stay there… But for someone completely void of class, that place is certainly up to par with your standard of living.
Chaz chuckles.
Dillinger: Secondly, I heard you gloating about your trainer and mentor, Frank Cavalli. Frank who? Doesn’t matter! I’m going to let you in on a little secret… He works for the Florida Amateur Wrestling Association. Now, do you know what the key word is in that previous sentence? Amateur! Amateur, just like his protégé! A mediocre at best amateur, who couldn’t even fight his way out of a wet paper bag! Sound familiar? That’s because I basically just described you in every single way! I mean, let’s face it… The only reason that sexy Latin slut is with you in the first place, is so she can eventually get her Green Card! Otherwise, you’d be with some second-rate, toothless bitch, who couldn’t even get Bill Clinton hard!
Helena begins to smirk, as she continues to look at and admire Chaz Dillinger.
Dillinger: Or better yet, you’d be breaking the law with little high school girls! Wait, you seem to have already done that!
Chaz scoffs, and looks into the camera with a disgusted look on his face.
Dillinger: What the hell is wrong with you, kid? Hitting on fifteen year old little girls on valentines day? You need to watch what you do, bro! Someday, you might catch yourself on To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen! Now that wouldn’t be good for APW business, would it? Furthermore, I don’t think that you would survive a single minute in prison! They’d eat your ass alive, and you’d be the one hunted by the predator!
Chaz continues to shake his head in disgust.
Dillinger: Tell me something Bailey, was there even hair on that thing yet? Wait a minute, I bet that’s what you were looking for. She doesn’t need to shave yet, so you know for sure the grass is mowed! You sick fuck! You put on this front and try to fool the world into thinking that you’re some kind of god-like present to all of us, while you secretly hit on teenage girls, and spend Valentines Day with them instead of the Latin hottie slut you’ve got at home! You’re the lowest form of man in the world, a teenage boy in a grown mans body! Disgusting, absolutely disgusting!
I think that you should take your own advise! Pick up the phone, call up President Jeff, and retire. Professional wrestling doesn’t need anymore bad publicity, and your attraction to young women would do nothing but bring boat-loads of it! So go ahead and let them know that you’re finished with professional wrestling! Let them know that your urges and attractions to little innocent girls has crippled you into retirement. Because if you don’t, I’ll have to take care of it for you. For the sake of Action Packed Wrestling and fifteen year old girls all around the world, I’ll cripple you! And I’m not speaking figuratively, I’m being dead serious!
But maybe your attraction to young girls stems from your mental disabilities. I understand that you’re as slow as they come. If I’m not mistaken, you claimed that I suffered defeat to Kid Dynamo… And I quote… A few weeks ago. Really? How long is a week in la-la-land, Bailey? Do your weeks consist of two days? One and three-quarters? How many hours are in one of your days, eleven?
Chaz chuckles.
Dillinger: It was five days ago, douche bag. Five days is nowhere near close to a few weeks. Your lack of class and intelligence must also stem from your upbringing and mental illness. It is my understanding that they don’t offer quality education in the hood, after all. You’re a joke, Bailey. But on top of that, you just had to go and prove what kind of an idiot you truly are. You once again fell into the trap of stereotypes and racial profiling, but you’ve managed to do it yourself! There’s no stereotyping or racial profiling going on here, you went and did that all on your lonesome! And for the record, it’s easy to lay your head down and sleep at night, when your pillow costs more than Anthony Bailey’s townhouse!
To take the heat off of your lack of charisma and intelligence, you called out me and my family. A family with class, a respected and feared family! You called my family out, and said that I should pay the price for all of their misdeeds. Newsflash douche-hole, what you see as misdeeds… I see as survival of the fittest! It’s people like you who fall victim to people like me! It’s families like yours that my family has benefited from for generations! For years, my family has shit on people like you! We do it, because you let us! People like you don’t know how to stand up for themselves! You let the system walk all over you, and you’re afraid to face the world head-on!
Then, you went on to say that I should be locked in jail for my families financial gain. Really, Bailey? Are you kidding me? If anything,. you should be taught how to be a man, and do what you’ve got to do FOR your family! People like you have a very weak and frail temperaments! You depend on others to do things for you! My father… Just like his father before him, taught Jonathan Chaz Dillinger how to be a man! That’s the difference between us! I know what this life is all about! It’s about doing what you’ve got to do to get ahead! People like you, they wait in line for handouts, and wait for something to be given to them!
Helena taps Chaz, garnering his attention.
Stewart: Actually, I don't think he's from the hood. I think he's from the suburbs.
Chaz scoffs.
Dillinger: That's what he wants you to think. He knows better than that!
Chaz shakes his head while rolling his eyes. He shrugs it off and is able to continue.
Dillinger: And did I hear you try to compare Chaz Dillinger to Rhonda Vixen? The same guy who said that he doesn’t respect Johnny Rebel as a man, compared ME to Rhonda Vixen?
Chaz begins to laugh slowly, but it becomes uncontrollable. Helena however is able to bring him back down, so he can regain his composure.
Dillinger: First of all, there’s a huge difference between Rhonda Vixen and Chaz Dillinger… One that you need to realize before you step into the ring with me in one week. Chaz Dillinger is no bitch! I’m no female, and I’m no gutless coward! Rhonda Vixen could never hold a candle to the new face of Action Packed Wrestling! Hell, Rhonda Vixen couldn’t even lace up my God damn boots! And secondly… Of course you wouldn’t respect Johnny Rebel! Johnny Rebel is a man of class, honor, and dignity… Three things that you’ll never be able to claim for yourself! So why would you respect him? You despise him for his valor and talents, just like you despise me for mine!
Don’t act like you’re clueless, either! You know exactly what I’m talking about! You claim that you hate people who walk around backstage doing whatever they want, whenever they want. But in all actuality, you hate men like us, because you want to be just like us. Only problem is, you could never pull it off, because you’re as soft as Wonder Bread! You could never walk around APW like you own it, because you’re owned in the ring by every wrestler you step into it with! You know it’s true! Deny it all that you want to, but you know the cold, hard truth. Your name will never be used in the same sentence as the greats of our business! Your name will eventually be forgotten, and I get the feeling that it will be sooner than later!
Chaz chuckles once again.
Dillinger: And I really enjoyed your whole God complex bit. You know, the one where you claimed this is good verses evil. The same one where you said your were the light of APW. Okay then, Jesus of Nazareth… Let’s go ahead and shine some of that light on APW next Sunday. Let’s shine some light on the fact that you’re nothing but a fraud! All hype, no skill, that’s what you are! We’ll step into the ring and show the entire world the light, thus ending your APW career. No hype, no interest, and that’s just how it goes. And after that, the system will spit you out just as fast as it sucked you in!
In closing, I’ll leave you with some food for thought. This is good verses evil, right? You and me, polar opposites, right? Now let’s compare lives! Let’s compare bank accounts! There’s no question who wins! Furthermore, there’s no question who’s going to win when we go one on one. You’re going to tap out, just like your bank account and standard of living, taps out to mine.
Chaz smirks into the camera.
Dillinger: On every level possible, Chaz Dillinger’s already got you beat. Debate it all that you’d like, but Sunday… I’m going to prove it. Therefore, until next time…
Chaz looks down, still with the smirk on his face. He then looks right back into the camera.
Dillinger: Until next time…
The scene immediately fades to black.
