Post by Nathaniel Havok on Mar 13, 2012 3:20:22 GMT -4
The scene opens up on the streets of New York City, where Chaz Dillinger is enjoying a ride in his limo. He lowers the divider between the driver and himself, informing the driver of his final destination.
Dillinger: Take me home, Cody. I need to get a few things, before I head to the airport.
Cody: Sure thing, boss!
Chaz flips the switch once again, and the divider goes right back up. Chaz then rolls his neck back, cracking it a couple of times. He then takes a deep breathe, letting out a huge sigh.
Dillinger: So this is it? This is what it has come down to? Months of fighting in this tournament, and I’m left to go one on one with Anthony Bailey at RassleMania? I’ve got to be honest with you, Anthony… You must be one of the luckiest men alive right now! I don’t have a single clue how in the hell you’ve been able to skate by for this long! All you’ve done since the beginning of this tournament, is get by on luck! Me, I’ve gotten to this point on pure wrestling ability! It’s so obvious that you’ve skated by, throughout this entire tournament. One prime example would be the blatant interference of Andrews on Asylum! It’s obvious that you wouldn’t have been able to beat me, if that would have never happened! Nevertheless, things must continue as they are.
You really do have no clue who you’re going up against, do you? Even after being in the ring with me on two separate occasions, you still have no clue who Chaz Dillinger is. How pathetic is that? Furthermore, what does that say about Anthony Bailey? Not showing too much promise, if you ask me. But you’d never ask me, would you? You wouldn’t, because you know that I’ll tell you like it is! We’ve went one on one twice now, and you still continue to show the world how moronic you really are! Recently, you’ve made claims that Chaz Dillinger lives in the past. You said that I continuously relive my glory days in Minnesota? Shows how much you know, because Chaz Dillinger has always been a forward thinker! I’m steps ahead of all of my competition, on any given night!
And then… Then you went on to say that Chaz Dillinger hadn’t made it into his own quite yet. Are you being serious with me, Tony? Have you had too many chair shots to your face, over the past few years? Chaz Dillinger came into his own, when you were still chasing high school girls! I was pinning wrestlers better than you, when you were still jerking it with Dial-up internet! I’ve been a well-known athlete since high school, something that you could never say about yourself. People predicted my success in athletics, even before I could drive a car! And judging by the looks of things, I’d say that I lived up to the hype… Because I’m not driving myself right now, am I?
So what does that say about you, Tony? Does this mean that you don’t know me, like you think you do? Does it mean that you’re so self-involved, that you don’t even care to know about your opponents? Either way, it’s going to get you into trouble. Because if you don’t really know Chaz Dillinger, you don’t have what it takes to beat Chaz Dillinger! I’m one of the final members of the old school! Trained and bred BY the toughest, to be the toughest! You? You’re as soft as Wonder Bread, and lay down every time you have to take an ass beating! Action Packed Wrestling doesn’t need a soft champion. In fact, they need a tough-as-nails champion, one who can overcome all the odds. Someone exactly like Chaz Dillinger! Someone who can actually carry the torch for the Tap Out Division, for a long time to come.
Chaz pauses…
Dillinger: I heard you make claims about bringing light to the world about evil, and your visions being bigger than the sport of professional wrestling. Are you kidding me? Your career has gotten as big as it’s going to get, already! Believe it, Bailey… Your career only goes downhill from here! You have to step into the ring with Chaz Dillinger at RassleMania. The best in-ring technician of this generation! But more than that, you’ve got to do it… For the Tap Out Championship. When it comes to making people tap out, there’s no one better in this business! Analyzing all of this very carefully… I’d say that your chances of walking out of Lucas Oil Stadium with the APW Tap Out Championship, are slim to none. And I’m being nice, by telling you that you’ve got a slim chance.
But as far as Chaz Dillinger being evil… I don’t know where you get that from! Let’s turn the tables, Tony. Let’s take a step back, and turn the tables around. Your career is blooming, and you’re the hottest thing in APW since the debut of Michael Lively… Then what do you say about Chaz Dillinger?
Chaz chuckles.
Dillinger: You say those things about me, because you want to be in the position that I’m in. If the tables were turned, you would care less about who I’ve walked on. I wouldn’t be evil, I wouldn’t even be a thought in your mind. But you say those things out of envy, you say them out of anger! There’s no pulling the wool over anyone’s eyes! You know the truth as much as I do! If Chaz Dillinger were in the shoes of Anthony Bailey, Anthony Bailey wouldn’t think he was evil! You would look down on me, just as I look down on you at this very second! As I sit here and tell the truth, you know damn well that it’s ripping you apart inside! The lowest low of your APW career has been these past couple of weeks, because Chaz Dillinger has continuously exposed your for the complete fraud you really are!
And you’re damn right, I’m a good actor! Because right now, I’m trying to act like this match is even RassleMania worthy! We’ve been in the ring twice, and you’ve proven that you can’t beat me! So why waste my talents on facing you again, at RassleMania? Why allow you to bury yourself, by losing to me yet again, at RassleMania? I’ve been trying to wrap my brain around this one, for a few days now. But the truth is, I can only come up with one single conclusion. The truth is, even Reginald and President Jeff have figured you out! They’ve come to terms with the fact that you have absolutely no talent, and your career is dead in the water. Thus, they’ve placed you in this match, setting you up to fail! They know that getting into the ring with Chaz Dillinger, will be just another loss for Anthony Bailey. But doing it at RassleMania, that will burry you. Chaz Dillinger will burry you!
Acting like I’m Gods gift to professional wrestling? There’s no acting involved! But acting like this match is actually going to draw money, is a God damn joke! You know what’s going to happen, I know what’s going to happen, we all know what’s going to happen! Chaz Dillinger is going to make you look like an ass! The only difference this time, is that I’m going to walk out of Indianapolis as the APW Tap Out Champion! Face it, Tony! I am Gods gift to professional wrestling! Our generation, we’re not ready to take over this sport! Most of our generation, was trained just like you! Trained by amateurs who couldn’t even lace up the boots of real professionals, hoping that one of their protégées can make them famous! And if that’s the same agenda your trainers have, you might want to prepare them for a regular nine to five job. Because you’re not going to be making them famous, anytime soon.
And who are you to tell me, how I should approach this match? I would be a complete idiot, if I took advice from you! You haven’t even given any indication that you can beat me! So why should I listen to any advice, that you have to throw my way? If anything, you should be taking MY advice! And with that in mind, I’ve got some for you. Tony, get out while you still can. Losing to Chaz Dillinger is going to do more than just hurt your career. The truth is, it’s going to cripple it. It’s going to cripple your career, because I’m going to cripple you! If you’re dumb enough to get into the ring with me at RassleMania, I’m going to have no choice but to break every single bone in your body, that I possibly can! And if you don’t believe me, then you just don’t know what RassleMania means to Chaz Dillinger!
This is my time! This is my chance to show the world what I’m about! I’m more than just another face in the crowd, I’m a straight up main-eventer! I’m so far beyond you, Tony. I’m not even in the same league, as amateurs like you! Chaz Dillinger is everything that a champion is supposed to be made of! APW Management will soon see that Chaz Dillinger is a man that can carry the APW banner, and do it with class! Unlike the World Champion, who would rather bong it up on a daily basis. But more like CJ Gates, a man who can smile for the camera, kiss babies, and represent APW to the fullest. That’s something, that you could never do. APW could never invest in a lackluster talent, like yourself! It would be very bad for business, if they even attempted to do so!
So continue to practice writing your movie scripts, I’m sure that one of them will get picked up eventually! It might end up being a very B-rated movie, but I’m sure you’ll get picked up nonetheless. And while we’re on the subject, I’d just like to say that I would NEVER star in a movie written by Anthony Bailey! I mean, why would I want to be in a movie written by a guy who didn’t even have what it takes to compete with me in the ring? Why would I do that to my career? Truth is, Chaz Dillinger only does business with people who are constantly making big moves. But the only big move you’ve ever made, was out of your mothers house, and into your mother-in-laws house! To do business with me, you’ve got to be moving up in the world! And you my friend, you’re just coasting along right now. So I’m sorry, but I wont be doing any business with you anytime soon. But I will be kicking your ass, at RassleMania.
And don’t feel bad, I’m sure your friend meant nothing by rejecting your movie idea. It just that, you really don’t have any real talent. You might be okay at a few things here and there, but there’s nothing that you’re truly great at. Mediocre, that’s what you are. Mediocre at best, and that’s being nice about it! But to hell with being nice, Tony! It’s time for Chaz to be brutally honest! The reality is, you have no talents! You have nothing that anyone is going to ever find desirable. You’re the exact opposite of Chaz Dillinger, and you’re never going to amount to anything, as long as you continue to try and prove yourself by facing me. As long as you hold onto your grudge about not being able to beat me, you’re not going to be able to succeed at anything you try! Because not only is it going to eat you alive, it’s going to make you lose your motivation.
And if indeed you do lose your motivation to continue wrestling after I beat you at RassleMania, have no fear. I see that you have a desire to create movies, and I’ve got a great movie idea for you! After I beat you senseless at RassleMania and consequently ruin your professional wrestling career… You can create a movie out of a script that I have personally hand-written for you. It’s about a moronic and completely mediocre amateur, who somehow lucks his way into superstardom via Action Packed Wrestling. However his career takes a very big dive, when he’s exposed as a fraud by a real blue-chip athlete. Does he overcome? Does he ever make anything of himself? Does he ever even lose his virginity? I could totally see you directing this movie, but only because of personal experience.
The limo finally comes to a complete stop. Chaz looks out the window and sees that he has found his way home. We can hear the limo driver open his door, and we see him make his way to the back of the car. He opens the door for Chaz, and patiently waits for Chaz to make his way out of the vehicle.
Dillinger: We’re two totally different people, we could never coexist in any aspect of life. In no way do I mean this in a racial way, but I‘m in the white, and you‘re in the black. There‘s no grey in between for us to meet in. But more than that, I’m fire, you’re water. I’m heaven, and you’re hell. There’s just no possible way that we could ever be compared to one another. And at RassleMania, I’m going to prove my comments to be completely true. What I do to you, is going to change how the entire wrestling world looks at Anthony Bailey. They’re not going to see you as the Promise anymore. They’re going to see you as a jobber, a spare, a curtain jerker! And while they look at you and remember the promise that you used to have in your career, there going to see me in a different capacity as well. But for me, it’s going to be a main-event capacity!
The Tap Out Championship is just a small jump, on my way to doing bigger and better things. It’s like I said, Chaz Dillinger stays on the up-and-up. You’re stale, stagnant in your ways. And while you’re content with that, I continue to do better and better and better! I continue to do more and more, and I continue to move up in the world! And at RassleMania, you’ll be another stepping-stone! But you’ll be the stepping stone, that catapults Chaz Dillinger into sights that you’ll never be able to achieve! So how are you going to feel on Monday, when you wake up and realize the favor that you did for me the night before? How’s it going to make you feel, to know that it’s because of you, that Chaz Dillinger is the new APW Tap Out Champion?
Chaz smirks into the camera.
Dillinger: Think about that one, Bailey. I’ll be seeing you soon.
Chaz begins to exit his limo, as the scene fades to black.
Dillinger: Take me home, Cody. I need to get a few things, before I head to the airport.
Cody: Sure thing, boss!
Chaz flips the switch once again, and the divider goes right back up. Chaz then rolls his neck back, cracking it a couple of times. He then takes a deep breathe, letting out a huge sigh.
Dillinger: So this is it? This is what it has come down to? Months of fighting in this tournament, and I’m left to go one on one with Anthony Bailey at RassleMania? I’ve got to be honest with you, Anthony… You must be one of the luckiest men alive right now! I don’t have a single clue how in the hell you’ve been able to skate by for this long! All you’ve done since the beginning of this tournament, is get by on luck! Me, I’ve gotten to this point on pure wrestling ability! It’s so obvious that you’ve skated by, throughout this entire tournament. One prime example would be the blatant interference of Andrews on Asylum! It’s obvious that you wouldn’t have been able to beat me, if that would have never happened! Nevertheless, things must continue as they are.
You really do have no clue who you’re going up against, do you? Even after being in the ring with me on two separate occasions, you still have no clue who Chaz Dillinger is. How pathetic is that? Furthermore, what does that say about Anthony Bailey? Not showing too much promise, if you ask me. But you’d never ask me, would you? You wouldn’t, because you know that I’ll tell you like it is! We’ve went one on one twice now, and you still continue to show the world how moronic you really are! Recently, you’ve made claims that Chaz Dillinger lives in the past. You said that I continuously relive my glory days in Minnesota? Shows how much you know, because Chaz Dillinger has always been a forward thinker! I’m steps ahead of all of my competition, on any given night!
And then… Then you went on to say that Chaz Dillinger hadn’t made it into his own quite yet. Are you being serious with me, Tony? Have you had too many chair shots to your face, over the past few years? Chaz Dillinger came into his own, when you were still chasing high school girls! I was pinning wrestlers better than you, when you were still jerking it with Dial-up internet! I’ve been a well-known athlete since high school, something that you could never say about yourself. People predicted my success in athletics, even before I could drive a car! And judging by the looks of things, I’d say that I lived up to the hype… Because I’m not driving myself right now, am I?
So what does that say about you, Tony? Does this mean that you don’t know me, like you think you do? Does it mean that you’re so self-involved, that you don’t even care to know about your opponents? Either way, it’s going to get you into trouble. Because if you don’t really know Chaz Dillinger, you don’t have what it takes to beat Chaz Dillinger! I’m one of the final members of the old school! Trained and bred BY the toughest, to be the toughest! You? You’re as soft as Wonder Bread, and lay down every time you have to take an ass beating! Action Packed Wrestling doesn’t need a soft champion. In fact, they need a tough-as-nails champion, one who can overcome all the odds. Someone exactly like Chaz Dillinger! Someone who can actually carry the torch for the Tap Out Division, for a long time to come.
Chaz pauses…
Dillinger: I heard you make claims about bringing light to the world about evil, and your visions being bigger than the sport of professional wrestling. Are you kidding me? Your career has gotten as big as it’s going to get, already! Believe it, Bailey… Your career only goes downhill from here! You have to step into the ring with Chaz Dillinger at RassleMania. The best in-ring technician of this generation! But more than that, you’ve got to do it… For the Tap Out Championship. When it comes to making people tap out, there’s no one better in this business! Analyzing all of this very carefully… I’d say that your chances of walking out of Lucas Oil Stadium with the APW Tap Out Championship, are slim to none. And I’m being nice, by telling you that you’ve got a slim chance.
But as far as Chaz Dillinger being evil… I don’t know where you get that from! Let’s turn the tables, Tony. Let’s take a step back, and turn the tables around. Your career is blooming, and you’re the hottest thing in APW since the debut of Michael Lively… Then what do you say about Chaz Dillinger?
Chaz chuckles.
Dillinger: You say those things about me, because you want to be in the position that I’m in. If the tables were turned, you would care less about who I’ve walked on. I wouldn’t be evil, I wouldn’t even be a thought in your mind. But you say those things out of envy, you say them out of anger! There’s no pulling the wool over anyone’s eyes! You know the truth as much as I do! If Chaz Dillinger were in the shoes of Anthony Bailey, Anthony Bailey wouldn’t think he was evil! You would look down on me, just as I look down on you at this very second! As I sit here and tell the truth, you know damn well that it’s ripping you apart inside! The lowest low of your APW career has been these past couple of weeks, because Chaz Dillinger has continuously exposed your for the complete fraud you really are!
And you’re damn right, I’m a good actor! Because right now, I’m trying to act like this match is even RassleMania worthy! We’ve been in the ring twice, and you’ve proven that you can’t beat me! So why waste my talents on facing you again, at RassleMania? Why allow you to bury yourself, by losing to me yet again, at RassleMania? I’ve been trying to wrap my brain around this one, for a few days now. But the truth is, I can only come up with one single conclusion. The truth is, even Reginald and President Jeff have figured you out! They’ve come to terms with the fact that you have absolutely no talent, and your career is dead in the water. Thus, they’ve placed you in this match, setting you up to fail! They know that getting into the ring with Chaz Dillinger, will be just another loss for Anthony Bailey. But doing it at RassleMania, that will burry you. Chaz Dillinger will burry you!
Acting like I’m Gods gift to professional wrestling? There’s no acting involved! But acting like this match is actually going to draw money, is a God damn joke! You know what’s going to happen, I know what’s going to happen, we all know what’s going to happen! Chaz Dillinger is going to make you look like an ass! The only difference this time, is that I’m going to walk out of Indianapolis as the APW Tap Out Champion! Face it, Tony! I am Gods gift to professional wrestling! Our generation, we’re not ready to take over this sport! Most of our generation, was trained just like you! Trained by amateurs who couldn’t even lace up the boots of real professionals, hoping that one of their protégées can make them famous! And if that’s the same agenda your trainers have, you might want to prepare them for a regular nine to five job. Because you’re not going to be making them famous, anytime soon.
And who are you to tell me, how I should approach this match? I would be a complete idiot, if I took advice from you! You haven’t even given any indication that you can beat me! So why should I listen to any advice, that you have to throw my way? If anything, you should be taking MY advice! And with that in mind, I’ve got some for you. Tony, get out while you still can. Losing to Chaz Dillinger is going to do more than just hurt your career. The truth is, it’s going to cripple it. It’s going to cripple your career, because I’m going to cripple you! If you’re dumb enough to get into the ring with me at RassleMania, I’m going to have no choice but to break every single bone in your body, that I possibly can! And if you don’t believe me, then you just don’t know what RassleMania means to Chaz Dillinger!
This is my time! This is my chance to show the world what I’m about! I’m more than just another face in the crowd, I’m a straight up main-eventer! I’m so far beyond you, Tony. I’m not even in the same league, as amateurs like you! Chaz Dillinger is everything that a champion is supposed to be made of! APW Management will soon see that Chaz Dillinger is a man that can carry the APW banner, and do it with class! Unlike the World Champion, who would rather bong it up on a daily basis. But more like CJ Gates, a man who can smile for the camera, kiss babies, and represent APW to the fullest. That’s something, that you could never do. APW could never invest in a lackluster talent, like yourself! It would be very bad for business, if they even attempted to do so!
So continue to practice writing your movie scripts, I’m sure that one of them will get picked up eventually! It might end up being a very B-rated movie, but I’m sure you’ll get picked up nonetheless. And while we’re on the subject, I’d just like to say that I would NEVER star in a movie written by Anthony Bailey! I mean, why would I want to be in a movie written by a guy who didn’t even have what it takes to compete with me in the ring? Why would I do that to my career? Truth is, Chaz Dillinger only does business with people who are constantly making big moves. But the only big move you’ve ever made, was out of your mothers house, and into your mother-in-laws house! To do business with me, you’ve got to be moving up in the world! And you my friend, you’re just coasting along right now. So I’m sorry, but I wont be doing any business with you anytime soon. But I will be kicking your ass, at RassleMania.
And don’t feel bad, I’m sure your friend meant nothing by rejecting your movie idea. It just that, you really don’t have any real talent. You might be okay at a few things here and there, but there’s nothing that you’re truly great at. Mediocre, that’s what you are. Mediocre at best, and that’s being nice about it! But to hell with being nice, Tony! It’s time for Chaz to be brutally honest! The reality is, you have no talents! You have nothing that anyone is going to ever find desirable. You’re the exact opposite of Chaz Dillinger, and you’re never going to amount to anything, as long as you continue to try and prove yourself by facing me. As long as you hold onto your grudge about not being able to beat me, you’re not going to be able to succeed at anything you try! Because not only is it going to eat you alive, it’s going to make you lose your motivation.
And if indeed you do lose your motivation to continue wrestling after I beat you at RassleMania, have no fear. I see that you have a desire to create movies, and I’ve got a great movie idea for you! After I beat you senseless at RassleMania and consequently ruin your professional wrestling career… You can create a movie out of a script that I have personally hand-written for you. It’s about a moronic and completely mediocre amateur, who somehow lucks his way into superstardom via Action Packed Wrestling. However his career takes a very big dive, when he’s exposed as a fraud by a real blue-chip athlete. Does he overcome? Does he ever make anything of himself? Does he ever even lose his virginity? I could totally see you directing this movie, but only because of personal experience.
The limo finally comes to a complete stop. Chaz looks out the window and sees that he has found his way home. We can hear the limo driver open his door, and we see him make his way to the back of the car. He opens the door for Chaz, and patiently waits for Chaz to make his way out of the vehicle.
Dillinger: We’re two totally different people, we could never coexist in any aspect of life. In no way do I mean this in a racial way, but I‘m in the white, and you‘re in the black. There‘s no grey in between for us to meet in. But more than that, I’m fire, you’re water. I’m heaven, and you’re hell. There’s just no possible way that we could ever be compared to one another. And at RassleMania, I’m going to prove my comments to be completely true. What I do to you, is going to change how the entire wrestling world looks at Anthony Bailey. They’re not going to see you as the Promise anymore. They’re going to see you as a jobber, a spare, a curtain jerker! And while they look at you and remember the promise that you used to have in your career, there going to see me in a different capacity as well. But for me, it’s going to be a main-event capacity!
The Tap Out Championship is just a small jump, on my way to doing bigger and better things. It’s like I said, Chaz Dillinger stays on the up-and-up. You’re stale, stagnant in your ways. And while you’re content with that, I continue to do better and better and better! I continue to do more and more, and I continue to move up in the world! And at RassleMania, you’ll be another stepping-stone! But you’ll be the stepping stone, that catapults Chaz Dillinger into sights that you’ll never be able to achieve! So how are you going to feel on Monday, when you wake up and realize the favor that you did for me the night before? How’s it going to make you feel, to know that it’s because of you, that Chaz Dillinger is the new APW Tap Out Champion?
Chaz smirks into the camera.
Dillinger: Think about that one, Bailey. I’ll be seeing you soon.
Chaz begins to exit his limo, as the scene fades to black.
