Post by The Bulkster on Mar 28, 2012 16:38:16 GMT -4
Charliemon: Are you ready to go, Bulkster? It’s almost time for your prostate milking…
The cameras pan in to see Bulk Rogaine slowly parading around the room, dressed in his red and yellow splendor.
Rogaine: Oh yes! I’m ready, BROTHER! I’m as ready as I’ve ever been, BROTHER!
Charliemon: Alrighty then, let’s do this. Hello ladies and gentlemen! This is Mean Sheen Charliemon, standing here with none other than the soon-to-be late but great Bulk Rogaine! Bulkster, you’ve made your way to Action Packed Wrestling. How does that make you feel?
Rogaine: Well let me tell you something, BROTHER! I’ve been around this game for a long time, DUDE! I’ve seen people come and go so fast, that it would make your head spin! But one thing… One thing has always been constant, and that’s Bulk Rogaine! Bulk Rogaine… Bulk Rogaine… He… Um…
Charliemon: Bulkster, are you okay?
Rogaine: Yeah, sorry about that, BROTHER… I was just thinking about how hot my daughter Snook is. I bet that girl can sure ride a…
Charliemon: BULKSTER! That’s your daughter!
Rogaine looks around the room, as if he’s confused. He immediately turns back to the camera, and continues his promo.
Rogaine: Let me tell you something, MEAN SHEEN! The Bulkster has come to Action Packed Wrestling, and he’s bringing the Bulk-a-Maniacs with him! I mean, as long as all the Bulk-a-Maniacs continue to pour their hard-earned money into Bulk-a-Mania, I’ll never leave, DUDE! I was looking for a big payday at RassleMania, BROTHER… But I missed my flight, because it took me an hour and a half to walk from the security checkpoint to my planes gate, DUDE! But I’ve finally made it! The Bulkster will be at Asylum, and Bulk-a-Mania will continue to run wild all over Action Packed Wrestling!
Bulk looks over, and sees his son Dick Hogan watching from afar.
Rogaine: Dickster! What’s up, DUDE?
Dick: It’s time to go, dad. We have to get you to the doctor for your prostate milking…
Charliemon: Before you go, do you have anything to say to the fans?[/b]
Rogaine: As a matter of fact, BROTHER… I do! The Bulkster ALWAYS has something to say! Whatchya’ gonna’ do, APW? Whatchya’ gonna’ do when the Bulkster takes all of your money, TV time, and credibility away… FROM YOU!?!?
Bulkster does some posing before he goes out of camera view. The cameras pan over to see Bulk’s son Dick toss his keys in the air, and catch them.
Rogaine: Wait, you think you’re driving, BROTHER?
Dick: Uh, yeah. Why not?
Bulkster chuckles.
Rogaine: Oh no, no, no… I would like to live to see my first APW paycheck. Give me the keys.
The scene fades.
The cameras pan in to see Bulk Rogaine slowly parading around the room, dressed in his red and yellow splendor.
Rogaine: Oh yes! I’m ready, BROTHER! I’m as ready as I’ve ever been, BROTHER!
Charliemon: Alrighty then, let’s do this. Hello ladies and gentlemen! This is Mean Sheen Charliemon, standing here with none other than the soon-to-be late but great Bulk Rogaine! Bulkster, you’ve made your way to Action Packed Wrestling. How does that make you feel?
Rogaine: Well let me tell you something, BROTHER! I’ve been around this game for a long time, DUDE! I’ve seen people come and go so fast, that it would make your head spin! But one thing… One thing has always been constant, and that’s Bulk Rogaine! Bulk Rogaine… Bulk Rogaine… He… Um…
Charliemon: Bulkster, are you okay?
Rogaine: Yeah, sorry about that, BROTHER… I was just thinking about how hot my daughter Snook is. I bet that girl can sure ride a…
Charliemon: BULKSTER! That’s your daughter!
Rogaine looks around the room, as if he’s confused. He immediately turns back to the camera, and continues his promo.
Rogaine: Let me tell you something, MEAN SHEEN! The Bulkster has come to Action Packed Wrestling, and he’s bringing the Bulk-a-Maniacs with him! I mean, as long as all the Bulk-a-Maniacs continue to pour their hard-earned money into Bulk-a-Mania, I’ll never leave, DUDE! I was looking for a big payday at RassleMania, BROTHER… But I missed my flight, because it took me an hour and a half to walk from the security checkpoint to my planes gate, DUDE! But I’ve finally made it! The Bulkster will be at Asylum, and Bulk-a-Mania will continue to run wild all over Action Packed Wrestling!
Bulk looks over, and sees his son Dick Hogan watching from afar.
Rogaine: Dickster! What’s up, DUDE?
Dick: It’s time to go, dad. We have to get you to the doctor for your prostate milking…
Charliemon: Before you go, do you have anything to say to the fans?[/b]
Rogaine: As a matter of fact, BROTHER… I do! The Bulkster ALWAYS has something to say! Whatchya’ gonna’ do, APW? Whatchya’ gonna’ do when the Bulkster takes all of your money, TV time, and credibility away… FROM YOU!?!?
Bulkster does some posing before he goes out of camera view. The cameras pan over to see Bulk’s son Dick toss his keys in the air, and catch them.
Rogaine: Wait, you think you’re driving, BROTHER?
Dick: Uh, yeah. Why not?
Bulkster chuckles.
Rogaine: Oh no, no, no… I would like to live to see my first APW paycheck. Give me the keys.
The scene fades.
