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Post by Tommy Knox on May 22, 2013 8:01:17 GMT -4
Out of nowhere an empty keg crashes into jakes back. Knox then runs in and hits jake with a bulldog. The two roll around fighting for a moment before Knox headbutts jake and knocks them both out. Passed out on top, Knox clearly has the cover.
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The two lay there, motionless with Knox on top drooling on jakes forehead.
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Jace
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Post by Jace on May 22, 2013 18:10:14 GMT -4
Jace comes walking by and rolls Knox over
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Post by Tommy Knox on May 22, 2013 19:45:07 GMT -4
Knox awakens and sees jace with his title. He slaps him below the belt and jumps up, pounding him with an uppercut. Knox goes for the pin...
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Knox then pulls the back of jaces pants down and rolls him next to jake and slides his arm around him. He then takes a pic with his phone and laughs as he walks to the bathroom to drop a deuce.
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Post by Your JESUS on May 23, 2013 12:51:10 GMT -4
Michael Lively stands in the hall way with his nose in the air, as if looking for a specific smell. As the rancid odor hits his nostrils his eyes flare. He b lines it toward the bathroom, opens the door slowly. With cautious steps trying to be stealth Lively slides toward the back of the bathroom looking at the stalls. One door is closed and whistling can be heard. Lively sprints across the bathroom like an angry ninja leaps in the air and double kicks the stall door inward. A loud grunt can be heard as the door slams into Knox.
The self proclaimed Savior of Wrestling furious with his failed attempt to capture gold, aggressively yanks the crumpled door out of the way. He is quickly surprised with a hand full of skat thrown into his eyes. Lively begins to dry heave as he drops to one knee. Knox steps out of the stall and cracks the JESUS with a solid right hand. Knox turns back to the stall and picks up the 24/7 championship clutching it in a weapon like fashion with a dastardly grin on his face. He turns back to strike Lively but is met with a taser to the throat. Lively squeezes the trigger on Reavers favorite toy as the current jolts through Knox's body. Lively cranks the device for all it's worth and finally it quits putting out juice. Knox falls sideways to the floor. Lively wipes the shit from his eyes covers Knox...
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Post by Tommy Knox on May 23, 2013 15:22:58 GMT -4
After cleaning the poo from his body, Knox goes looking for Lively on a rampage. He finds him in his locker room showerig and grabs a towel. He spins it tightly and pops his ass leaving a nasty sting. Knox then grabs a bar of soap and shoves it in his mouth as he locks the Drunken Hangover as Lively taps. Knox releases the hold as lively coughs up bubbles and grabs the title and leaves the room. Knox then heads to the boiler room.
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Post by Michael Jennings on May 23, 2013 17:55:31 GMT -4
As Knox leaves the room Trevor Jennings appears with a hooker. The hooker kicks Knox low before Trevor hits Knox in the head with a ping pong paddle. Knox holds his head in pain as Trevor covers him.
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Trevor grabs the belt and turns to leave only to get grabbed by his son Michael Jennings into the Sonic Screwdriver. Michael then looks down at his father before turning to the hooker, laughing, and leaving the scene with the champ laid out.
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Post by Jules on May 24, 2013 5:23:34 GMT -4
As Jennings departs, Manservant re-joins the action. He stands over Trevor Jennings and gives him the Tea Bag Bonzai Drop.
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Manservant is the NEW 24/7 Champion!
Before he can celebrate Manservant is confronted by Julius Farquhar, who orders him to make a spot of afternoon tea. Manservant agree, and as he turns his back Julius levels him with a cricket bat.
Jules laughs and is about to cover, when the bat is ripped from him and slammed into his nuts by...
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Post by Tommy Knox on May 24, 2013 7:34:17 GMT -4
Knox then laughs and lays him out with a spine buster. He then cover Manservant.
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Knox grabs the title and leaves for the gas station across the street for a blunt wrap.
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Post by Gargano on May 24, 2013 9:48:00 GMT -4
As Knox walks across the street a limousine slams into him, as it does the limousine driver runs towards the back and opens up the passenger side door, as he does outsteps "The Merchant of Death" Damien Gargano.
Gargano runs on over to Knox and pins him.
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Post by Your JESUS on May 24, 2013 13:18:12 GMT -4
As the limo comes to a red light, Michael Lively's body guard Sabur is standing in the intersection. He cocks his head sideways looking at the limo after watching what has transpired. The man quickly runs over to the drivers side door punching out the window. The Human Wrecking Machine slams the drivers head against the steering wheel knocking him unconscious. Sabur stands up whistling, and Michael Lively comes running over short of breath as if he was trying to keep up. Gargano steps out with the title in hand looking at Lively. He drops the belt and rushes forward. Lively stands firm but Gargano gets blindsided with a big boot from Sabur. The man bounces off the side of the limo, then eats a super kick from Lively which sends him to the ground. Michael Lively makes the pin.
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Post by Jason Cashe on May 24, 2013 13:34:52 GMT -4
Kash rushes into the parking garage and jumps on Sabur's back. The big man whips, flings Kash over the shoulder and he slams down onto his back over the hood of the limo. Sabur shakes his head almost laughing at Kash even trying and walks off with the 24/7 Championship..
FAILED.
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Post by Jake Titan on May 24, 2013 16:47:44 GMT -4
Suddenly out of no where Jake Titan ran over with a big boot and made Kash do a back flip. With Kash laid out, Jake Titan sees a fork lift, he runs over to it and jumped in. Using his loader background, he drives it over and presses the teeth down and puts Kash under the weight. He yelled out angrily and spat in Titan's eye. Jake puts a foot down on his opponent's chest.
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Jake Titan jumped up with the 24/7 Title, hoped into the fork lift again, unpinned Jason Kash and drive in a low speed victory run.
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Post by Michael Jennings on May 24, 2013 17:24:44 GMT -4
As he is running Trevor Jennings throws his blow up doll at Titan causing him to trip and hit his head. Trevor quickly goes over to cover him.
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Post by Jason Cashe on May 25, 2013 0:22:46 GMT -4
(FOR THE RECORD)
Kash failed at pinning Sabur, therefore Sabur is still the champion right? Read my post, Kash attempted and failed. Wanted to mix it up a bit.
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Post by Jake Titan on May 25, 2013 4:24:20 GMT -4
Yeah... posting shit like that ruins the game, asshole.
Scrambling to get back on his feet, Jake Titan ran up behind Michael Jennings, hit a blow then followed up with a school boy.
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Titan quickly gets off of Michael, ran to get some icing in a tube from a 24 hour mart across the street, ran back over and shot the icing all over Michael's face to give him a delicious topping to a bitter defeat.
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Post by President Jeff on May 25, 2013 7:06:07 GMT -4
(FOR THE RECORD) Kash failed at pinning Sabur, therefore Sabur is still the champion right? Read my post, Kash attempted and failed. Wanted to mix it up a bit. Please end any post with winning the title to avoid any confusion. Also no OOC post in the game thread Carry on now |
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Post by Jules on May 25, 2013 8:33:59 GMT -4
Jake Titan looks in need of refreshment, so Julius Farquhar offers him a cup of tea. Titan sinks it, and collapses to the crowd. Who knows what was in it, but it induces temporary unconsciousness.
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New 24/7 Champion...."QUINTESSENTIALLY ENGLISH" JULIUS FARQUHAR!!!
As Jules walks off laughing evily, Jake Titan wakes up again, wondering what on earth just happened.
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Post by Jason Cashe on May 25, 2013 13:07:03 GMT -4
Jason Kash: Look there, read and there wouldn't be any confusion..Jackass.
Reaver: Hey..isn't that Jules Farquhar?
Snapping a glares past the refreshments to see Farquhar walking off with the 24/7 Title. Kash stiff arm shoves Reaver back as he breaks into a run after Jules. Gaining on the former MegaStar, Kash crashes into him from behind with a clothesline. Jules drops the belt and stumbles forward. As he turns around, Kash flies past him, hitting a UTI Neckbreaker and crawls to cover him as the referee drops and makes the count.
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Kash stands up, grabs the belt and holds it up to celebrate as Reaver begins to creep up from a distance.
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Post by Michael Jennings on May 25, 2013 20:00:16 GMT -4
Trevor Jennings appears and kicks Kash low before rolling him up.
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Jace
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Post by Jace on May 25, 2013 21:14:31 GMT -4
As Jennings runs away with the Title Jace tackles him into a wall they both go through. Jace comes to first, He looks around and they are now in the woman's bathroom. Jace covers Jennings
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Jace
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Post by Jace on May 26, 2013 15:48:02 GMT -4
Seeing it's free and clear Jace makes a run to the president's office.
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Post by Michael Callahan on May 26, 2013 15:54:11 GMT -4
Jace breaks into the Oval Office only for the chair to spin around and reveal it's inhabitant, President Callahan, with a crazed look in his eye and the severed head of his predecessor resting in his lap.
"Mr. Savage... such a rush. I'm afraid you're getting... ahead of yourself. Ahahahahahahaha!" cackles Callahan maniacally, still wearing his straight jacket. He throws Obama's severed head with impeccable accuracy right at Jace and KO's him with a crack of the executive's dome. Flat out, Callahan rolls up both legs.
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He then takes the belt, Obama's head and an M16 rifle and leaps out of a huge glass window to the lawn below while muttering something about Level One.
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Delikado
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Post by Delikado on May 27, 2013 9:37:06 GMT -4
Crazy Callahan begins to stumble to Air Force One in the front of the White House. He climbs inside, clutching the 24/7 title in hand as AFO takes off. Feeling comfy and safe, he turns to the slender, sexy-looking blonde stewardess who currently has her back to him.
Michael Callahan: I want peanuts!
The stewardess turns to face Callahan, revealing herself to be a he who is actually Delikado! The Cuban removes his blonde wig as Callahan gasps in surprise.
Delikado: You'll get pain and like it, BITCH!
Delikado reaches into his tissue-stuffed blouse and pulls out a champagne bottle. He clocks Callahan in the noodle with the bottle and pins the downed champion
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Delikado, still dressed in drag as a stewardess, grabs the belt off the dazed Callahan and runs to the back of Air Force One. He grabs hold of a parachute and pulls open the back door, revealing nothing but open air with land miles and miles below.
Delikado: Haha! Delikado has the title in one hand and a parachute in the other, leaving his hands useless to defend against action, and he's now leaning precariously over a thousand foot fall! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!
So much was about to go wrong...
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Jace
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Post by Jace on May 27, 2013 13:23:03 GMT -4
Jace managing to sneak onto AFO, comes out of the bathroom, and hits Delikado with Money in the Mouth. Delikado taps after a minute of trying to hold on and he drops the title out of the plan. Jace grabs the chute from Delikado, and straps it on. He jumps out of the plan trying to catch the title Jace grabs the title and pulls the string opening the parachute. Jace lands in the middle of a park.
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Post by warrenpeace on May 27, 2013 16:40:07 GMT -4
The ground suddenly unearths as Jace has landed on and triggered one of the many traps EA has planted around the city. A cord snaps itself around jace's ankle and launches him into the air, where after a moment he dangles above the ground.
The title has fallen and laying on the ground, only mere inches out of his grasp. Emerald Assassin appear from out of nowhere.
(EA)>Theft is against the law sir.
Jace tries to free himself, but the cord is made from space age technology. EA takes a tazer gun out of his utility belt and
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Jace is out cold, and EA lowers his shoulders to the ground and plants a boot on top.
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Post by Tommy Knox on May 28, 2013 14:06:52 GMT -4
Knox rolls in on a bicycle and leaps off as he passes EA. slamming his head with a bulldog, Knox knocks him out cold. He then wraps the top around EAs foot and covers.
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Post by Jake Titan on May 29, 2013 16:01:45 GMT -4
Suddenly from behind Jake Titan hits a vicious Bulldog and knocks out Tommy KNox. He quickly flips over for a cover.
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Jake Titan gets up and decides to go crowd surfing with the 24/7 Championship on his chest.
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Post by Tommy Knox on May 29, 2013 16:13:16 GMT -4
Quickly coming to his senses, Knox sees Jake in the crowd and comes after him. After fighting his way through the madness, Knox finds himself underneath Jake who is riding the crowd. Knox grabs him by the back of the head and pulls him down, nailig him with a powerful neck breaker. The crowd pops in excitement as they disperse leaving a circle around Knox hovering over his body with taunts. Knox then drops an elbow to the throat of Jake and covers.
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Knox gets up and spits on the fallen Jake as he grabs the title from his limp hands. He then heads for President Jeff's office to shoot the shit.
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Post by Jake Titan on May 29, 2013 16:51:18 GMT -4
Jake wakes up a few minutes later in a drunken-like daze and shoves the medical staff away. After putting the squeeze on a few stage hands, one rats out where Tommy is hiding. On his way to find Tommy, Jake breaks into a Fire Axe Storage and carries it to Jeff's office. With three mighty whacks, Jake shoves his head in the hole.
"HERE'S JAKE!" He looked to see it was a fake sign and was the Janitor's closet, who was peacefully sleep. Whispering lowly not to wake the janitor "Sorry."
Upon discovering another wooden door, Jake takes three mighty swings at teh door and puts he's head through. "HERE'S KOBE!!"
"You're not Kobe Bryant, I am!" The real Kobe Bryant is sitting in a VIP box watching the show. Feeling embarrassed, Jake pulled his head out and apologized for his intrusion.
Finally, Jake finds the real office of President Jeff, and the door is open. He walked in with the axe in hand and readied to strike Tommy, but during the conversation Jeff shook his head no. Putting the axe aside, Jake grabbed a full bottle of wine which was met with disappointment as the bottle would probably kill Tommy. Nearly out of ideas, Jake looked over to see a vase with flowers. The APW's Original Gangsta pointed which was met with approval when Jeff signaled him with "Of course, Tommy."
Taking the vase in his hands, Jake sneaked up behind Tommy and slammed it as hard as he could on Knox's head. For a moment, Tommy sat there not phased but as his body was slightly leaning left, Jake shoved him over on the ground and mounted in a semi-sexual way.
"You're an offical, Jeff! COUNT!" yelled Jake.
Although he now questioned his employee's sexuality, Jeff knew Jake had a point.
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Jake unwrapped the title from Tommy's waist and proceeded to run out towards the trash area, to find a hiding spot.
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Post by Tommy Knox on May 30, 2013 8:05:22 GMT -4
Down on his luck, Knox went to the back where the trash cans are to burn a bowl to the face. After taking a big hit to the face, he overhears Jake digging through the trash like a homeless person looking for dinner. Knox walks around to the other side only to find him bent over, head deep, reaching inside the filth. Knox walks over and slams the top down on Jake's back a couple of times before dragging him out by his feet. He then climbs into the trash can and hits a jake with Americsn Highlife as he lays on the ground. Knox takes the cover as they both lay in trash.
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Knox sweeps the debris from his clothes, grabs the title only to hear an ice cream truck drivin through the front parking lot. With food on his mind, he heads towards the front to satisfy his munchies.
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