24/7 Championship Game (May 2013)

[Jake Titan]

Excited at the prospect of Ice Cream, Jake is suddenly invigorated enough to forget about his pain and chase down Tommy Knox for ice cream. The Good Humor truck stops for them, however Jake realizes that Tommy has regained the 24/7 Championship. Not wanting to let the opportunity get away from him, Jake slaps a cobra clutch on Tommy which frightens the Good Humor girl. Tommy swears under his breath, and Jake hit threw his legs back and slammed the back of his opponents head against the cement. He quickly covers Tommy.

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Jake grabs the title off of Tommy and stands up. Then remembers ice cream.

"Yeah can I get Chocolate Chip Cookie Sandwich and a Oreo Bar." He looked at Tommy who was clearly in some pain from have his head slammed against the cement. "You want anything?"

"Reece's Ice Cream Cup!" Tommy shouted.

"One of those too." Jake pulled his wallet out and waited for the girl to get hte ice cream.

[Jason Cashe]

As Titan hands KnoxVILLE his Ice Cream Cup, Jason Kash runs into the scene and slaps it into his old partner's face. Titan reacts but Kash ducks under the big man's swiping punch. Quickly an empty waffle cone from the Ice Cream stand and smashing it into the face of Titan. He stumbles back some as Kash spins around and cracks him with a Rolling Elbow. Kash can't get the big man down so he grabs a lounge chair and tosses it at Titan who knocks it aside with an easy swipe. Kash is out of ideas but KnoxVILLE comes up from behind Titan and hits him with a low blow. Titan drops his ice cream and begins to tilt over to the side.

Kash rushes in and hits a Shining Wizard knee strike to KnoxVILLE and covers Titan as the referee makes the count.

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Kash gets up snatches the unwrapped Cookie Sandwich and runs off with it and the 24/7 Championship.

[Delikado]

Kash begins to enjoy his cookie sandwich when a horn blares and he turns, seeing a massive eighteen wheeler speeding in his direction!

Delikado: Bwhahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Kash jumps out of the way, narrowly avoiding being hit by the truck. Meanwhile, Delikado is unable to stop and breaks through a nearby barricade...that happens to lead to a cliff.

Delikado: Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

The truck goes over the cliff, and a gigantic explosion is heard seconds later. Kash just shrugs as the smoke column rises and begins to walk away, until Delikado faceplants in front of him, seemingly from the sky, and is covered in ash and has some of his hair on fire. The Cuban kips up and wipes off the debris as he extends his hand.

Delikado: You have something of Delikado's...And it's NOT his Wendy's!

A lightsaber proceeds to extend from the Cuban's sleeve into his hand, and he activates the bright pink weapon of the bi-curious Sith. Kash just snorts and grins to reveal his teeth. Suddenly, a lightsaber extends from the gap between Kash's teeth and he grabs hold of it. Kash activates his solid black lightsaber as Delikado lifts an eyebrow of wonder. The two proceed to have an epic duel that is utterly unrelated to wrestling until, at the last second when Kash is going in for the kill (kayfabe), Delikado uses a FORCE KICK and cracks Kash in the "Foul Players", flooring him and allowing Delikado to climb a mailbox and do a moonsault. He connects and makes the pin

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Delikado grabs the 24/7 Championship and proceeds to lock it in chains around his waist before fleeing into the nearby woods.

[Jace]

As Delikado runs in to the woods, and hides behind the trees Jace catches him off guard with a branch to the face. Delikado yells out from the sting. He swings at Jace with the title to be hit with a beer bottle up side the head by Tommy Knox. Knox swings the bottle at Jace and misses. Jace pokes him in the eye with the branch and Knox goes down holding his face. Jace covers Delikado.

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Jace picks up the title and beer bottle. Jace opens the bottle and drinks the beer leaving the empty bottle next to Knox. He runs out of the woods.

[Tommy Knox]

Awakening only to have to take a huge leak, Knox heads to the woods with the empty beer bottle. He rolls across Jace who's hanging out, with the title. Knox throws the bottle and it cracks across the side of Jace's head. Knox runs in and picks him up and throws him into the bushes. He jumps on Jace and the two wrestle in the dirt until Knox gets the upper hand. With a handful of mud, Knox smears it in Jace';s eye and grabs him by the ears, lifting him to his feet. Knox lifts him up and plants him with a piledriver on top of a patch of wild shrooms. Knox then goes to cover and as the count goes, he notices the blue caps waiting infront of him, calling his name.
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Knox picks a few of the shroom and stands to his feet. He tosses them in his mouth and begins chewing them as he picks the title up. Wanting to get a good kick out of the psychedelics, Knox heads to the area to mess around with the music system and strobes.

[Reaver]

Backstage, we see Knoxville wandering around; tired after his new win to become the new 24/7 Champion. Knoxville turns around and steps on a banana peel falling backwards. They leap up ready to fight out of sheer fear but nobody seems to be around. For the brief moment, Knoxville seems to be safe.

HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!

An cackle of laughter echoes throughout the halls making Knoxville nervous. They spin around but see nobody in sight. Searching high and low for the next opponent, still; they see nothing. The mushrooms are starting to make him sweat as the lights begin to flicker.

HEEEE HAWWWW!!!!

CRACK! A donkey punch to the back of Knoxville's head sends him to the floor out cold as Reaver runs over with a referee and makes the cover.

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Reaver takes the 24/7 Championship and runs off into the ventilation system to hide.

[President Jeff]

Congratualtions to Reaver on becoming the first APW 24/7 Champion

Look for the next game to begin this weekend (most likely tomorrow)